hi my names kai and i shitpost in earnest | he/they 20s | ao3 -> cosmokid
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Leverage 4x2 - "The 10 Li'l Grifters Job"
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I call this one Remembrance and Resilience.
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12 days of leverage christmas — day 01 family
you know, i never had that cool a time on a job. it's a walk-away. and i got focus issues, brother, you kept me right on. i'm really good at one thing. parker. only one thing. but, you, you know other things, and i can't stop doing my one thing, can't retire, and-- wanna know what i think? not really. how long before you fall apart again? oh, i'm touched. yeah, well, a guy like you can't be out of the game, alright? that's why you're a wreck. you need the chase. yeah, i'll manage. [...] you pick the jobs. my job is helping people. i find bad guys. well, go find some bad guys. bad guys have money. black king. white knight.
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I wouldn't be surprised at all if the gingerbread man came to life at some point
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tis the season
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these christmas skrunklies.......... my god..........
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normal is when the girl with a penis is in your porn. woke is when the girl with a penis is in your coffee shop.
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Everyday, God tests me (people mislabel ocean liners cruise ships)
#kai rambles#shipposting#thats the ss united states#it was a bloody good ocean liner#it ain't a cruise ship
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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.
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