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Hey man is that a vase in your pocket or is it just two people looking at each other

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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calam + katie

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this is your thanksgiving reminder that the chinook tribe is still fighting for federal recognition, which means they are unable to access programs and resources. please take some time today to sign their petition and donate if you’re able to. and if you live in washington or oregon please write to your elected officials.

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rejoice! a hairy baby has blessed you with a very good little dance

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The concepts of NSFW is being cleared of the Internet under the false pretense of children’s safety when it’s really about the people in power sanitising for advertisers and pushing evangelical narratives AND that not enough is done to keep legitimately harmful content off of spaces that minors have access to are ideas that can coexist

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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girls when “and brother, you know what they did? they danced”

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Did you guys know that you don’t have to write your fic in chronological order. You can write the parts you want to write then try to bullshit the rest???

But watch out! Bc you still have to write the connecting bits!!!

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we would be so lost without garlic

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Sometimes I see a post on my dash and I'm like huh that feels unnecessarily cruel so I check the notes to see if I'm missing something and oh there it is, OP is a terf.

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i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

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i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up

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An incomplete taxonomy of esoteric texts:

This text is discussing esoteric subject matter

This text is being deliberately obscure because its author knows they don't have a coherent thesis and they're blowing smoke

This text is written in earnest, but its author has very poor communication skills

This text's translator has misunderstood something that was meant completely literally as a complex metaphor

This text is actually perfectly straightforward in its native language, but every available translation fucking sucks