#vampire!abigail

[lily-alphonse]

for the rare pairs, did you ever get one with marlon and rasmodius? i haven’t been able to stop thinking about them together 👀

Old man yaoi is such a crowd favorite fr lmao

Ok you guys aren't ready for where I'm going to take this (except Human) because I had an idea for vampire!Abigail that involves Marlon and Rasmodius getting together. Cuz you know, like, 2 dads or whatever. (Technically 3 but Pierre? Ugh. He’s wimpy comic relief in this only)

For the purposes of this fic, Abigail is the wizard's daughter and only him and Caroline know.

Anyways I'm trying to do A LOT with this one so maybe I just do bullet points this time to give you the idea

There's no farmer, instead Marlon takes Abbie under his wing as a young adventurer

Rasmodius (because he watches everyone, like a creep) sees this and is like UGH not that THAT GUY, because Marlon is essentially his annoying coworker. Marlon tries to be buddy buddy with him and Ras is not about it. Like bro do your job protecting the valley and shut up pls.

Abbie stumbles on something she shouldn't in the mines, accidentally unleashing an ancient evil vampire and getting bit. It's very important to me that she turns into a bat. It happens automatically when the sun touches her skin, as a defense mechanism. She can survive in the sun as a bat.

So shit hits the fan obviously. Caroline goes to the wizard's tower screaming and freaking out because her daughter is missing and she is certain he has something to do with it (she hadn't known about Marlon) and Rasmodius pieces together it probably has something to do with the ANCIENT EVIL now on the loose. He assures her he is going to take care of it and has no choice but to team up with (ugh) Marlon.

Marlon doesn't know about Abbie. Ras is keeping all his secrets close and being careful about which info he gives to who. They go on an adventure of bonding. Important features of which are homoerotic wound dressing, and Marlon getting serious with Ras about his past and stuff. So he sees another side to him and starts to gain respect for the man.

A lot happens next that I don't have worked out yet sue me its just a concept rn. I have a few different ideas for how Abbie's side of things can go. She could potentially get out of the mines and turn into a bat which leads to her flying to the tower bc who else would believe her? Or she could be trapped in the mines with the original vampire and be like his spawn under his control or something.

Either way, we end up at a moment of truth where Marlon realizes Abbie has turned and feels like they need to kill her or otherwise trap her for eternity or something. And Ras is like tf no Im not condemning my daughter to that and Abbie and Marlon both are just [shocked pikachu face]

BATTLE OF THE DADS. DAD DUEL. FATHER FIGHT where they are physically fighting but also arguing about who knows best for her since the wizard has literally never spoken to her in her life but is also the one trying to save her, while Marlon actually did become a strong father figure for her but wants to kill her (only to end her suffering ofc)

Imagine they are fighting and Abbie just calls over them like "Not really suffering a whole lot, to be honest!" because this is a dark comedy as well as a romance.

Ras wounds Marlon badly enough (owie, it hurt his heart to do though, what is this, FEELINGS?) that he is subdued. Abbie and Ras take on the ancient vampire and nearly DIE but Marlon comes back and saves the DAAAY

He has the opportunity to also kill Abbie and doesn't, he's come around to compromise his morals for the sake of the ones he loves

Potentially even more homoerotic wound dressing and then they KISS with their old scruffy man beards and Abbie pretends to vom

The End

If you want this one to exist be sure to reblog and vote for it in the poll! This would be a hell of a fun one

Send me any Stardew Valley rarepair and I will tell you how I would make them work! (Even non-marriage npcs) If youre lucky you may get a mini fic out of it. Check the list below to see if Ive already answered yours

Rarepair Masterlist

@totallyhumanexe @chikoxiko come get ur old men

[cherikschessboard]

“gay couples can’t baby trap each other!”

not with that attitude

[agathah]

Girls who were failed by every men in their life rise!!

I could talk about them for hours

PRINTS available on INPRNT, user is agathah

[lokidoki9]

Hope this reaches the right target audience

I also hope everyone will appreciate the work I put into Peter for this meme

[erodingsinner]

CARRIE ( 1976 ) // READY OR NOT // ABIGAIL // THE MACHINE GIRL // LAST NIGHT IN SOHO // EVIL DEAD ( 2013 ) // THE SUBSTANCE // INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ( S01E07 ) // THE DESCENT

[anyataylorjoys]

ABIGAIL (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett

[james-spooky]

i’ve connected the dots 🫵

[mycoffeisblue]

watched Dracula’s Ex-Girlfriend today. took approximately 6+ hours to made this piece and love the result

[claudeleine]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) // HANNIBAL (2013-2015)

"Fate and circumstance have returned us to this moment, when the teacup shatters."

[illovehaileesteinfeld]

Vampire ~ abby anderson

freaktober - october 1

cw : mean!abby , vampire!abby , human/fem!reader, blood play, cunt slapping , strap (r receiving) , death threats but in a hot way , choking , degradation , no use of y/n

divider creds : @riottsrph

"fuck.." abby hissed, her hand wrapped around your throat. she had moved your shirt out of the way, looking over your covered tits and biting down on her bottom lip.

"mm, can i?" she hummed, meeting your eyes with her now red ones, the pretty blue faded. you nodded, already a blubbering mess even though she had barely touched you.

she tilted your head to the side, latching a hand in your hair and sinking her teeth into your neck. she let out soft moans and whines as your blood filled her mouth, licking her lips when she pulled away.

"god, you're so delicious.. could fuckin' kill you, huh? little bitch like you wanna be sucked dry?" She purred, drunk on the taste of your blood, sinking her teeth back into you for just a minute longer.

when she pulled away, blood dripped down her chin and her hand found its way back around your throat, your vision hazy from the blood loss.

"mm, gonna fuck you til' you're numb" she muttered, making quick work of discarding your clothes, moving her jeans down and exposing her strap. she helped you move, though half unconscious you were desperate. every time she bit you, you got beyond horny, and every time she thought it was the funniest thing ever.

you were dripping as she sat you on her strap, your head sinking into her shoulder as her strong hands touched your hips. she rocked you up and down, moving her hips and shoving her dick hard into you.

you were just about done when she bit back down on your shoulder, hissing "fuck.. gonna let me kill you? little slut, hm?" and other shit that only made you more needy. she played this game, loved it, treated you as nothing and sent you higher than clouds when you came.

she thrusted deep into you, your core tightening as she continued her fast pace, a gurgled moan escaping your lips as she simply smirked, watching you cum. your vision went white, a gasp leaving you as you were limp against her.

she just hummed, keeping you on her strap as she toyed with your boobs, licking up the fallen blood. she knew you would be fine.. eventually.

taglist : @scott1shabbyand3rson @aanvime

@s1n1st3r54

[amberkendslacy]

[aka-patsy]

"You thought you could just make her your puppet?"

Abigail 2024

[perryabbott]

ABIGAIL (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett

[dailyflicks]

Dan Stevens as Frank ABIGAIL (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett

[ferydraws]

— We kidnapped a fucking (ballerina) vampire.

[behindthescreamz]

melissa barrera’s bloody selfies from the set of “abigail” (2024)