#vampire!abigail

[lily-alphonse]

for the rare pairs, did you ever get one with marlon and rasmodius? i haven’t been able to stop thinking about them together 👀

Old man yaoi is such a crowd favorite fr lmao

Ok you guys aren't ready for where I'm going to take this (except Human) because I had an idea for vampire!Abigail that involves Marlon and Rasmodius getting together. Cuz you know, like, 2 dads or whatever. (Technically 3 but Pierre? Ugh. He’s wimpy comic relief in this only)

For the purposes of this fic, Abigail is the wizard's daughter and only him and Caroline know.

Anyways I'm trying to do A LOT with this one so maybe I just do bullet points this time to give you the idea

There's no farmer, instead Marlon takes Abbie under his wing as a young adventurer

Rasmodius (because he watches everyone, like a creep) sees this and is like UGH not that THAT GUY, because Marlon is essentially his annoying coworker. Marlon tries to be buddy buddy with him and Ras is not about it. Like bro do your job protecting the valley and shut up pls.

Abbie stumbles on something she shouldn't in the mines, accidentally unleashing an ancient evil vampire and getting bit. It's very important to me that she turns into a bat. It happens automatically when the sun touches her skin, as a defense mechanism. She can survive in the sun as a bat.

So shit hits the fan obviously. Caroline goes to the wizard's tower screaming and freaking out because her daughter is missing and she is certain he has something to do with it (she hadn't known about Marlon) and Rasmodius pieces together it probably has something to do with the ANCIENT EVIL now on the loose. He assures her he is going to take care of it and has no choice but to team up with (ugh) Marlon.

Marlon doesn't know about Abbie. Ras is keeping all his secrets close and being careful about which info he gives to who. They go on an adventure of bonding. Important features of which are homoerotic wound dressing, and Marlon getting serious with Ras about his past and stuff. So he sees another side to him and starts to gain respect for the man.

A lot happens next that I don't have worked out yet sue me its just a concept rn. I have a few different ideas for how Abbie's side of things can go. She could potentially get out of the mines and turn into a bat which leads to her flying to the tower bc who else would believe her? Or she could be trapped in the mines with the original vampire and be like his spawn under his control or something.

Either way, we end up at a moment of truth where Marlon realizes Abbie has turned and feels like they need to kill her or otherwise trap her for eternity or something. And Ras is like tf no Im not condemning my daughter to that and Abbie and Marlon both are just [shocked pikachu face]

BATTLE OF THE DADS. DAD DUEL. FATHER FIGHT where they are physically fighting but also arguing about who knows best for her since the wizard has literally never spoken to her in her life but is also the one trying to save her, while Marlon actually did become a strong father figure for her but wants to kill her (only to end her suffering ofc)

Imagine they are fighting and Abbie just calls over them like "Not really suffering a whole lot, to be honest!" because this is a dark comedy as well as a romance.

Ras wounds Marlon badly enough (owie, it hurt his heart to do though, what is this, FEELINGS?) that he is subdued. Abbie and Ras take on the ancient vampire and nearly DIE but Marlon comes back and saves the DAAAY

He has the opportunity to also kill Abbie and doesn't, he's come around to compromise his morals for the sake of the ones he loves

Potentially even more homoerotic wound dressing and then they KISS with their old scruffy man beards and Abbie pretends to vom

The End

If you want this one to exist be sure to reblog and vote for it in the poll! This would be a hell of a fun one

Send me any Stardew Valley rarepair and I will tell you how I would make them work! (Even non-marriage npcs) If youre lucky you may get a mini fic out of it. Check the list below to see if Ive already answered yours

Rarepair Masterlist

@totallyhumanexe @chikoxiko come get ur old men

[agathah]

Girls who were failed by every men in their life rise!!

I could talk about them for hours

PRINTS available on INPRNT, user is agathah

[lokidoki9]

Hope this reaches the right target audience

I also hope everyone will appreciate the work I put into Peter for this meme

[mycoffeisblue]

watched Dracula’s Ex-Girlfriend today. took approximately 6+ hours to made this piece and love the result

[anyataylorjoys]

ABIGAIL (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett

[claudeleine]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) // HANNIBAL (2013-2015)

"Fate and circumstance have returned us to this moment, when the teacup shatters."

[aka-patsy]

"You thought you could just make her your puppet?"

Abigail 2024

[esmecarmona]

ABIGAIL (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett

[dailyflicks]

Dan Stevens as Frank ABIGAIL (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett

[ferydraws]

— We kidnapped a fucking (ballerina) vampire.

[behindthescreamz]

melissa barrera’s bloody selfies from the set of “abigail” (2024)

[persephonesque]

sharp objects, interview with the vampire, & hannibal + yumi sakugawa

[talesfromthecrypts]

Dan Stevens as "Frank" in Abigail (2024)

[shesnake]

Melissa Barrera in Abigail (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin

[fortheloveofaminorcharacter]

Dan Stevens as Adam Barrett/Frank in Abigail

[claudeleine]

And that's the end of it. There's nothing else.

hannibal / interview with the vampire / richard siken, "planet of love" / aeschylus, "aeschylus: the orteseia" / yasmin belkhyr, "interlude with forgotten myth, or, portrait of ibrahim's daughter," bone light / margaret atwood, "power politics: poems" / frank o'hara, "mediations in an emergency"