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Cat from Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines
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if youre trans and getting misgendered/deadnamed by your family during holiday gatherings im giving you a hug over the internet rn
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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts
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Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
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telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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in the vampire lestat book, lestat cries 67 times, weeps 31 times, tears up 27 times and is hysterical 3 times.
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