#the lost boys 1987

[z0mbiethan]

YOU DON’T KNOW ME. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I DO IN MY DAY TO DAY LIFE.

AND WHAT I DO IN MY DAY TO DAY - more like “night to night” - LIFE ARE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS.

SO DON’T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME‼️‼️

[gayassmullethaircut]

[bbyvrtx]

Poly!The Lost boys(+Michael & Star) with a Zero filter reader Crack post.

Pairing: POLYTLB + Michael & Star//Reader Warnings: Sexual innuendos, I may or may not have said some of these things .. Just pure crack. Everyone is a full vampire in this. Note: some quotes from movies, and from funny tiktok's Youtube videos. -Reader will automatically be considered one of the "Terror Twins" with Marko and Paul. -Sometimes every time, Star will cover her mouth and gasp at what comes out of your mouth. * This one time, you were all at the boardwalk when a cold gust of wind went by you guys, and out of nowhere you say "Ohhhhh-" you shiver, raising your shoulders as you lul out the 'Oooo' sound musically and say "I just felt my nipples harden" as you feel chills run across your body. - You get 6 different pairs of eyes on you. You look up and see them all staring at you. - Marko and Paul giggle. - David shakes his head, hiding his grin behind his cigarette. -Dwayne snickers, it was small as he tried covering it up and playing it off as if he had an itch on his upper lip. -Star looks at you with wide eyes and mouth agape as a gasp was let out. -Michael just stands there like "wtf?????"

(bro's genuinely concerned) -Michael does laugh later on though; Covering his face as if he was the one that said it as he nearly dies *again*, from laughter. -Will they let you *un*-live that down?? No. Do they tease you about it later? abso-fucking-lutley ------------------------------------------------- -IT'S GIVING DEADPOOL ISTG -Cue reader rolling around the cave on davids wheelchair and bumping into shit. "That was already fallen when I got here!" knocks something else over. "that too!" ----------------------------------------------

Reader: *Throws out a skittle* Marko: Don't do that! What if a bird picks it up and chokes on it?! Reader: "Then it'll taste the rainbow while he goes out" --------------------------------------------------

Reader: "My mouth needs a hole in it." Paul and Marko at the same time: "But your mouth already has a hole in it."

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One day, you were all watching some movie about this girl that has sexual dreams but is a virgin and you say - "She may be a virgin on the outside- but mentally every hole has been filled and used COUNTLESS of times" Cue David saying: "Like you?" "But I'm not a virgin... I have six hypersexual vampire lovers that make that impossible" ... yeah- that movie was not in anyone's attention to for a W H I L E. --------------------------------------------------

Paul: “He has a butt chin”

Reader: “How ‘bout you sit your butt on my chin?”

Star: “..WHAT?!” Reader: “What??”

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[l4ceyisd3ad]

please😖

[ayyynayyy]

So pretty 🖤

Through the haze of cigarette smoke, Michael locked eyes with his next meal.

Procrastinating studying by drawing vampy Mikey again lol Michael steals smokes off David.

Anyways, hope y’all like!

[atlas-coolbean]

Re-did my sign

[barbara-on-myspace]

[ohhimjustagirl]

"vampires will never hurt you" what if I ask them nicely

[ria-coolgirl]

Awesome art 🤩 @angrycryptidd

I wanted to wait with posting this cuz this belongs to the lost boys zine me and a bunch of friends are working on but MAN am I hyped about it and I need you all to be hyped with meeee

[gayassmullethaircut]

[spicyboelives]

I was supposed to draw horror movie stuff last month but I wasn’t able to 😬 we’re doing it this month(s).

[dulusionalapocaliose]

I desperately need crazy unhinged bossgirl woman and their pathetic man representation. And by that I mean intelligent, ambitious, unhinged, disgustingly educated but hyperfeminine, that knows how to fight magnifically and are mad science smart queens that would do what is needed to get what they want and need, and their husband/boyfriend supporting and following them around like lovesick puppies.

[the-avengers-not-the-nazis]

Do bilingual people actually think different languages than they speak?

The boys talking about Marko at some point

[dushku]

Kiefer Sutherland as David

THE LOST BOYS (1987)

[williamprattz]

The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

[atlas-coolbean]

David: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow?

Michael: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.