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i headcanon the demolition man as having a cajun accent and it’s extremely important to me

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This whole thing about scanning your face to prove tour age is making me remember, in 2018 while out in paris we got our wallet stolen during a particularly busy night at a lesbian bar. It was very late and with no money to buy metro tickets we were effectively stranded, but some people helped us and we ended up staying the night at a really sweet older man's place. His face was deeply scarred and he was missing an eye. We chatted on our way and he told me about his life, probably to help calm me down. He explained he had been stuck in a house fire 20 years ago and had had multiple rounds of facial reconstruction and a skin graft, but there's only so much surgery can do so he just learned to live with it. I remember he said he liked the queer bars because they're the only place people don't really stare at him.

At some point I took out my phone, and at the time I was using face unlock. This prompted him to tell me all the ways this technology doesn't work on him. How his phone selfie camera doesn't focus right because it's not detecting a face. How he had to update his ID the old fashioned way, because the website kept rejecting his photos. And how it was becoming more and more common, and how it was making his life way harder.

This was 7 years ago, and now whenever I see this sort of technology I think of how that guy can't use it. And how house fires are pretty common, and how anything from being born this way to a skin condition to heavy tattooing can probably cause the same issue. Can these people get age verified ? Will they just lose access to all social media, which are increasingly necessary in society, if this becomes the norm ? These are people who are already driven out of public spaces due to how they look, and they're getting pushed out online too all in the interest of companies wanting more money.

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Benson manhandling Randy after he grabbed the telephone just screams “I wanna kiss you so bad but I can’t think straight right now ‘cause I wanna project my disapproval onto you”…

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DID YOU KNOW? : The original London choreography involved Michael as C.B cartwheeling and doing the splits! (and potentially some handstands too)

from the HERALD EXPRESS, Monday, January 7 1985 Edition - 👻 .*･｡ﾟ

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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And they should stay that way.

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Not nearly enough talk about when Mikeyway was on The Aquabats! Super show!

he should bring this look back for the next b-stage performance

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Not nearly enough talk about when Mikeyway was on The Aquabats! Super show!

he should bring this look back for the next b-stage performance

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Outing myself as a rusted brakes shipper

Also if people wanna send me ask for like design or head canon stuff you can.

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i made this and realized right now that i need to make it with the long ass hot dog too

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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deer in headlights

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For the amount of times I’ve drawn them this is the first time I’ve done the demolition lovers in my own art style. (Little fun fact I painted them in the original style on my graduation cap for highschool)

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serving his country or SERVING his CUNTry