#unreality CW

[smilepilled]

@lunentity you????????

{{BOGHTMARE}}

A term relating to those who were born in and reside somewhere in the uncanny valley // or connect to the aesthetics of beings such as bogeymen // sleep paralysis entities // and dream demons.

The hands reaching out reflect the shadows on the walls of your childhood home // the feeling of eyes fixated on the back of your neck at the odd hours of the night // the static of dreams of becoming lost somewhere veiled with a bitter kind of nostalgia

{{This term was coined by myself and is free of limitations when it comes to its use // Please credit me if flag is reposted // edited in any way.}}

[lizardsfromspace]

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[art by @beelzeebub ]

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with them

[probablybadrpgideas]

Bad Signs In A New RPG Rulebook

It quickly becomes clear the "What Is An RPG?" section at the front isn't intended as informative but is in fact a genuine question, complete with a number to call if you know the answer.

All the art is AI-Generated. You can tell this from subtle clues like the composition, blurry details and the fact that rather than anything to do with the game they're images of humans being shot with lasers labelled "DIE MEATBAGS DIE"

"What you need to play" is dice, paper, friends, imagination, cards, a roulette table, masks of your characters, desecrated holy objects from at least a dozen religions, a box full of nerdy snakes, a b-tier youtube celebrity and something they only refer to as "the tit-ripper 9000" .

The character creation section seems to be a guide on how to use the Pinkertons to enforce game copyright that was put in by accident.

The example play game session is a transcript of your last gaming session, word for word.

There is a section on avoiding outdated offensive stereotypes in gaming and instead using more modern offensive stereotypes that better resonate with a contemporary audience.

It has a sidebar titled "How to avoid scheduling errors" that just says ";)"

The sample starting adventure is a QR code. When you scan it it downloads Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League but with your party in the place of the main characters. It's actually really technically impressive, but you wish they'd chosen a better game.

Regardless of the genre or tone, It's using the fucking 5e D&D system again. It's not a generic system, guys! I can handle the character sheet being rigged to detonate if written on but this is where I draw the line!

[theatsthetic]

a little thing about owning a home.

[clickety-clacker]

You're a god. You have a new body. A better body. It's you. This is you.

It's wearing a mask.

[annabelle--cane]

"we voted a faceless character as tumblr's number one sexyman" false. cecil HAS a face, we just haven't seen it and thus all have to guess. the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, however,

[freakcliff]

iwtv universe dashboard simulator

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😶‍🌫️gaysexinthecity Follow

not saying vampires are real but i think Daniel Molloy gets way too much shit . like if i was a pulitzer prize winning journalist in my seventies and some guy called me and was like im a vampire want an interview i wouldn't hesitate either. fuck man sure tell me about being a vampire. i'll believe you

🎆 magical-swiftie

reading Interview with the Vampire rn and Claudia and Madeline are sooo Long Face core

#now that i think of it a lot of tvl's songs fit this book really well #like #'she gave me life I gave her death'??? # that's so them!!!

🏞️ girlblogg1ng

btw if you're still listening to the vampire lestat, unfollow me now. and like, seriously consider why you're giving plays to a guy who appropriates ancient egyptian history for his vampire schtick, it's honestly sickening

#the vampire lestat #tvl #maintagging because people need to see this honestly #.txt

🌄sampire

keep seeing ppl try to cancel tvl for things hes said to his fans or how he talks about ancient egyptian mythology and not that song where he talks about fucking his mother. like im not crazy right he wrote a whole song about how he fucked his mother

💟 stingorarr

"we are your children/but what do you give us/is your silence/a better gift than the truth?" sounds like it should be some ancient Greek poetry but it's literally in a song by the vampire lestat!!!

it just hits so hard... like your parents gave you nothing but maybe the truth would be more unbearable than silence...

#tvl #the vampire lestat #twmbk #those who must be kept

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please tell me you guys arent serious about the vampire lestat. please tell me youre not stanning a man who wrote "im an actor in my makeup, i get fatter when we break up"

#guys please #this is worse than the tortured poets department

🤖 carrieblogging Follow

Based on your likes!

Hey, Tumblr, I need a little help here?

So, my best friend has been acting a little weird lately. Like, his sleep schedule has gotten really strange (stranger than normal 😅), and I haven't seen him without sunglasses on in a week?

His diet has changed, too, like he used to always be snacking whenever I'd call him, but now he doesn't eat anything that I can see.

He even cancelled our tickets to ComicCon!! I've been waiting to meet up with him for years, and now he's just bailed on me?!? I'm mad, but honestly more worried than anything....

#carrie speaks

🌌 marbellina124

guys I think I've found the vampire Armand at the MET 😏😂

#it doesn't match the dates from the book so like #yeah #but imagine.... #parisian mutuals you have a power that can be used

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🪱 wormyworms Follow

mmm tbh the only reason i *don't* believe vampires are real is because if *i* was interviewing two vampires to write a book about their life? i would not be leaving that house without their fangs in my neck and eternal life. just saying

🌇 interview-with-the-glampire

understandable but have you considered. if I went to interview two vampires and got immortality and vampire sex out of that deal I wouldn't go around letting everyone know :/

danielmxllxy reblogged sampire

🌌 marbellina124

so were all in agreement he fucked that vampire right

#oh I think he fucked AT LEAST two of those vampires #iwtv #rb

[bonezaw]

Huh... I don't remember that door being there...?

[saturnisscreaming]

When you meet The Creature (and you will) give it my regards

[strangestcase]

🦿baddiestein Follow

Creators will walk into your bedroom, exhibit signs of hubris induced madness, and leave

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My sire does this lmao he won’t stop monologying about death and shit like come on go cry in your own crypt old man

🦿 baddiestein Follow

This post is about mad scientists building you and then being mentally ill about it idk what to tell you

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🦿baddiestein Follow

Creators will walk into your bedroom, exhibit signs of hubris induced madness, and leave

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Couldnt happen to me because I’m my own creator LMAOOOO whenever I feel mortified I’ve ceded control of my mind and body to my dark side I have a little evil treat about it and feel better about it. hashtag Hyde lyfe

🦿baddiestein Follow

Ok. Who give a shit

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🦿baddiestein Follow

Creators will walk into your bedroom, exhibit signs of hubris induced madness, and leave

🐠 nesscryptidz Follow

OH MY GHOUL THIS IS SO STEVE ROTGERS AND BOOCKY CODED @stoockyhorrorshow

🦿baddiestein Follow

Im disabling reblogs I can’t with this shit anymore

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🧑🏽‍💼 humanfucker Follow

Tentacled reader x Balding human male with a boring 9 to 5 office job headcanons

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[lizardsfromspace]

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

[sandwichhour]

redraw of this @ponymagnets post

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

the holy trinity

[freakinator]

behold! vaguely denpa squidswag upon you