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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao
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of course the use of “ape-like tricks” to describe the whole ordeal (Jekyll self harming by thrashing the lab as Hyde, etc) implies there might be bodily fluids involved. high as fuck shitting on my desk to justify feeling like shit when I’m sober, because fuck sober me, the loser keeps doing cocaine,
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dunno it’s just… funny, I guess, in a horrible way, that Jekyll is 100% aware of why he’s self harming but he’s so intent on third-personing Hyde aka the (self) destructive side of his personality that he can’t UNDERSTAND destroying his stuff and [insert ape-like trick here] is a form of self harm rather than some sort of interpersonal pseudo-conflict
jekyll and hyde is a book about all the insane ways in which you can self harm
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lycanthropy spread via bodily fluids
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jekyll doesn’t have it in him to hurt himself physically so he thrashes his laboratory and breaks things he cares about and and god knows what else, every chance he gets, because he wants to be punished, because subsconsciously he knows the only consequence to his actions he will suffer has to be a self-inflicted one. jekyllhyde hates to depend on anything to live much less a drug and that’s enough justification for penance in his head.
i'm sorry but hyde not being able to directly hurt jekyll so he just destroys his stuff and writes rude things on his work is so fucking funny. jekyll comes back to see "this shit is ass and you're a FAGGOT!!!!!" written on his manuscript
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it’s almost comical the extent that jekyll-as-hyde goes to punish himself under the twisted logic of “well, he’s weak, he’s let this happen, he needs drugs to function, obviously this means he has to suffer, yeah he’s literally me but i can’t fucking stand the guy”.
jekyll and hyde is a book about all the insane ways in which you can self harm
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a few funny dragons
these guys are for sale as adoptables my kofi shop
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jekyll and hyde is a book about all the insane ways in which you can self harm
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God forbid a man come up with a funny little nickname for his cocaine sona
I woulda called him Henry Jr. Who tf is Edward
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how it felt waking up and completely forgetting about tgs monday
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tumblr equivalent to “he would not fucking say that” is “did I really fucking say that???” when your old post starts making the rounds again
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I do crazy numbers in the auntie community
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i give my respect to the artists who can fill up a whole page of their sketch pad before drawing on a new page. i can barely control the urge of turning to a new page once i find the circle i drew unworthy of my attention
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i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion
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