#cleb talky

[byooregard]

after reading interview with the vampire I cannot express enough how much old man daniel was a stroke of absolute genius for the show like not only does he facilitate the narrative layers by being a much better journalist on both a doylist and watsonian level who can pick through the unreliable narration but he's also a great character in his own right AND. it's fucking hilarious that every so often we cut out of the main story for some guy to go wait, hold on, you BOTH fucked lestat????

[kaetor]

I think coloring is my least favorite part of art. What asshole decided not to close these lines. What asshole decided that scribbling on the lineart layer counted as shading . Did they think about the consequences of their actions? Clearly not

[byooregard]

ok here goes.

dm reverse chase

book verse Daniel change from armand's pov

my favorite Rashid!Armand fic

80s human au

role reversal (Armand gets human-d)

hello fellow Unwells. can you rec me devils minion fics? I'm up for anything but if it's something rashmand related i'd appreciate it

[wafflesbonesandcherryscones]

Thinks about Matthew Fairchild thinks about him. He's a guy who appears so confident and happy and carefree but he's he's carrying so much weight on his shoulders constantly and. Like everything that he does to direct attention away from himself despite how outwardly attention grabbing he is like. He does so much for his friends but he never lets himself actually want something substantial listen guys,

[byooregard]

ohhhh myyyyy GOD 🤯😱 .... IT'S BIGGER!! 🤯 on the inside..... than it is.... on the outside??? myyyy entire understanding of physical space 🌌🏠 has been TRANSFORMED!🔁 three3️⃣ dimensional euclydian geometry🔴🟥🔺📐 has been TORN UP! thrown in the air!☁️☁️ and snogged to death! 💋💋💀 my grasp of the universal constants of physical reality have been CHANGED 🤯🔁🤯😱 ........ ✨forever✨

[byooregard]

iwtv universe dashboard simulator

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not saying vampires are real but i think Daniel Molloy gets way too much shit . like if i was a pulitzer prize winning journalist in my seventies and some guy called me and was like im a vampire want an interview i wouldn't hesitate either. fuck man sure tell me about being a vampire. i'll believe you

🎆 magical-swiftie

reading Interview with the Vampire rn and Claudia and Madeline are sooo Long Face core

#now that i think of it a lot of tvl's songs fit this book really well #like #'she gave me life I gave her death'??? # that's so them!!!

🏞️ girlblogg1ng

btw if you're still listening to the vampire lestat, unfollow me now. and like, seriously consider why you're giving plays to a guy who appropriates ancient egyptian history for his vampire schtick, it's honestly sickening

#the vampire lestat #tvl #maintagging because people need to see this honestly #.txt

🌄sampire

keep seeing ppl try to cancel tvl for things hes said to his fans or how he talks about ancient egyptian mythology and not that song where he talks about fucking his mother. like im not crazy right he wrote a whole song about how he fucked his mother

💟 stingorarr

"we are your children/but what do you give us/is your silence/a better gift than the truth?" sounds like it should be some ancient Greek poetry but it's literally in a song by the vampire lestat!!!

it just hits so hard... like your parents gave you nothing but maybe the truth would be more unbearable than silence...

#tvl #the vampire lestat #twmbk #those who must be kept

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please tell me you guys arent serious about the vampire lestat. please tell me youre not stanning a man who wrote "im an actor in my makeup, i get fatter when we break up"

#guys please #this is worse than the tortured poets department

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Based on your likes!

Hey, Tumblr, I need a little help here?

So, my best friend has been acting a little weird lately. Like, his sleep schedule has gotten really strange (stranger than normal 😅), and I haven't seen him without sunglasses on in a week?

His diet has changed, too, like he used to always be snacking whenever I'd call him, but now he doesn't eat anything that I can see.

He even cancelled our tickets to ComicCon!! I've been waiting to meet up with him for years, and now he's just bailed on me?!? I'm mad, but honestly more worried than anything....

#carrie speaks

🌌 marbellina124

guys I think I've found the vampire Armand at the MET 😏😂

#it doesn't match the dates from the book so like #yeah #but imagine.... #parisian mutuals you have a power that can be used

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mmm tbh the only reason i *don't* believe vampires are real is because if *i* was interviewing two vampires to write a book about their life? i would not be leaving that house without their fangs in my neck and eternal life. just saying

🌇 interview-with-the-glampire

understandable but have you considered. if I went to interview two vampires and got immortality and vampire sex out of that deal I wouldn't go around letting everyone know :/

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🌌 marbellina124

so were all in agreement he fucked that vampire right

#oh I think he fucked AT LEAST two of those vampires #iwtv #rb

[byooregard]

it's ok if I read enough fanfic I can imagine that all the later tvc books are about Armand and his friends living in a little house in New York

fundamentally armand is a guy whose first answer to every problem is well what if we murdered them about it. this has been true of him since long before he was a vampire. it's the 15th century upbringing I think. fling getting too intense? got kidnapped? coven out of control? fling got too intense: this time with daughter? ex boyfriend comes back? fledglings existing in your vicinity? first vampire ever wakes up? aliens exist? Have We Tried Killing It

[byooregard]

interview with the vampire

kidnapping with the vampire

cross-continental saw trap with the vampire

situationship with the vampire

broken up with the vampire

getting back together with the vampire

leaving for real this time with the vampire

why we can't break up with the vampire

leaving for real this time i SWEAR with the vampire

i want him back with the vampire

vampirism with the vampire

[byooregard]

twelfth doctor is the type of guy to have an Instagram because one of his students told him to and every other day he posts shit like a picture of trees captioned "tree" or a picture of a snail captioned "As you come into this world, something else is also born. You begin your life, and it begins a journey towards you. It moves slowly, but it never stops. Wherever you go, whatever path you take, it will follow. Never faster, never slower, always coming. You will run. It will walk. You will rest. It will not. One day, you will linger in the same place too long. You will sit too still or sleep too deep, and when, too late, you rise to go, you will notice a second shadow next to yours. Your life will then be over."

[byooregard]

every day I think about the part in the vampire lestat where Armand gets dressed up all nice for the first time to hypnotize lestat into letting him drink his blood and lestat snaps out of it halfway through and rightfully tries to tear Armand to pieces but after he succeeds in nearly killing Armand he looks so pathetic lying on the ground that lestat picks him up and carries him home

[byooregard]

gallifreyan discourse. dni if you support renegade time lords

all night i am tormented by visions of discourse from fictional worlds. jedi that becomes a knight and immediately puts padawans dni in their bio. vulcan callout post about how t’par doesnt adequately follow the teachings of surak. this comes naturally to me.

[byooregard]

they're like this to me

[byooregard]

In season 3 they're gonna get to the part of the interview w lestat where Armand shows up and Daniel is gonna be like so... Armand told me you and him fucked, but given what I know about the guy, Im gonna bet he was lying about all of that. and lestat is gonna be like ohh non monsieur Molloy we did fuck. like, ow do they say it today? like animals, we did

[byooregard]

Armand is so funny because he's got that mentally ill thing we can all relate to where he's desperately afraid that people will Find Out some secret horrible truth about him that doesn't actually exist that will make them hate him forever and in order to do this he will. commit actual atrocities. he also like does awful stuff on the side for terrible reasons but he never seems to concieve of this being the problem with him

[byooregard]

I do this every year it's a tradition

hey girl are you today's date 👀👀👀 because you are ... 10/10

You’re really proud of this one huh

[byooregard]

the eighth doctor has manic pixie dream girl autism. the ninth doctor has wizard autism. the tenth doctor has friend shaped autism. the eleventh doctor has whimsical fairytale autism. the twelfth doctor has evil autism. the thirteenth doctor has girl who eats dirt autism