#cleb talky

[freakcliff]

my spellchecker browser extension really doesn't enjoy that sometimes i need to make up words. okay. sometimes i need a new word for this situation and like ol' billy 'spear before me by god im going to make one

[kaetor]

I think coloring is my least favorite part of art. What asshole decided not to close these lines. What asshole decided that scribbling on the lineart layer counted as shading . Did they think about the consequences of their actions? Clearly not

[freakcliff]

welcome to my epic showdown

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL QUEERPLATONIC RELATIONSHIP TOURNAMENT

SUBMIT YOUR CHARACTERS AND PROPAGANDA HERE

https://forms.gle/5b2taRovXjgDu9DA7

rules for submissions:

fictional relationships only

no rules for what counts as a qpr; you get to decide

as this is the qpR tourney you gotta submit relationships, not single characters

otherwise, go crazy go stupid go forth my aros aces and other relationship anarchists

[freakcliff]

to me caspian and edmund in vodt are like two guys who both think the other is their sidekick (loving & affectionate.) in the movie caspian is like you know i've always thought of you as a brother and edmund goes me too and in their brains theyre both thinking 'hes like the younger brother i never had'

[kaetor]

hm. any of my followers have x men ocs or superhero ocs in general send me an ask tell me about them I want to hear I love superheroes sosomuch

[freakcliff]

okay so like Lucy is automatically everyone's favorite little sibling but Lucy and Edmund are best friends and Susan is Edmunds favorite older sibling and Edmund is Susan's favorite younger sibling and Edmund is Peters Right Hand Man and his greatest annoyance and his sworn brother and Susan is Peters closest advisor and Peter needs to be Lucy's favorite older brother sooo bad which he is because best friend and older brother are seperate relationships to her and Susan and Lucy don't get each other at all and would die for each other and always wish they were closer and Caspian is also there. all the pevensies will tell you Caspian is like a sibling to them but what they won't say is they DO think of Caspian as their baby brother

[freakcliff]

ok here goes.

dm reverse chase

book verse Daniel change from armand's pov

my favorite Rashid!Armand fic

80s human au

role reversal (Armand gets human-d)

hello fellow Unwells. can you rec me devils minion fics? I'm up for anything but if it's something rashmand related i'd appreciate it

[freakcliff]

many things about the chronicles of Narnia made me irrevocably insane at the small age of six years old but one of the big ones was the bit in prince Caspian where caspian blows susan's horn to try and summon help and it summons the pevensie kids like. that's crazy ok. that's insane. imagine at 12 years old you're given a horn thats purpose is basically summoning divine intervention & then years later someone blows it and summons YOU . I'm crazy !

[freakcliff]

after reading interview with the vampire I cannot express enough how much old man daniel was a stroke of absolute genius for the show like not only does he facilitate the narrative layers by being a much better journalist on both a doylist and watsonian level who can pick through the unreliable narration but he's also a great character in his own right AND. it's fucking hilarious that every so often we cut out of the main story for some guy to go wait, hold on, you BOTH fucked lestat????

[freakcliff]

ohhhh myyyyy GOD 🤯😱 .... IT'S BIGGER!! 🤯 on the inside..... than it is.... on the outside??? myyyy entire understanding of physical space 🌌🏠 has been TRANSFORMED!🔁 three3️⃣ dimensional euclydian geometry🔴🟥🔺📐 has been TORN UP! thrown in the air!☁️☁️ and snogged to death! 💋💋💀 my grasp of the universal constants of physical reality have been CHANGED 🤯🔁🤯😱 ........ ✨forever✨

[freakcliff]

good. I want to see our porn get 80% weirder and our theories 200% more outlandish by the time season 3 drops

the iwtv hyperfixation has left but your loumandposting and insane religious metaphors are so beautiful to me

mwaaaah<3 its great you find it endearing because I fear I'm stuck here until something knocks me off my collision course

have fun in narnia-land, I'll be here keeping the echo chamber hearth burning

[freakcliff]

I do think phoenix wright and miles edgeworth are the type of characters to get married and I don't think they consider changing their names until someone asks them and at the same time they go oh we're not but if we did it'd obviously be MY last name and they fight about it for like a month

[freakcliff]

seeing edmund in the horse and his boy is so much fun because going off of cs lewis's timeline he's here he's like 24 years old and he's been put in charge of a 12 year old who does NOT want to be put in anyones charge and you first meet him through him scolding what he believes to be said 12 year old for running off and later in the books hes like you're 12 you aren't allowed to fight in battles and its like. what do we think king edmund the just was doing at 12 years old. being king of an entire nation, having already fought in multiple battles. one of four humans in the entire country. no one is allowed to tell him what to do but his older siblings and truly how good is he at listening to them. he has nooo reference for what 12 year old boys Should be doing and now oh no he's lost the child. the child has gone missing in the streets of a foriegn capital

[freakcliff]

I spent way too long on this

[freakcliff]

it's ok if I read enough fanfic I can imagine that all the later tvc books are about Armand and his friends living in a little house in New York

fundamentally armand is a guy whose first answer to every problem is well what if we murdered them about it. this has been true of him since long before he was a vampire. it's the 15th century upbringing I think. fling getting too intense? got kidnapped? coven out of control? fling got too intense: this time with daughter? ex boyfriend comes back? fledglings existing in your vicinity? first vampire ever wakes up? aliens exist? Have We Tried Killing It

[freakcliff]

Narnia text posts 3/one gazillion