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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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were sebastian and klavier in the same graduating class at themis?? since sebastian is a fresh prosecutor and at the time of this game, it's about a month before klav's first trial against phoenix?? so theoretically they both graduated themis at the same time and then are both working at the prosecutor's office at this point in time?

and for that matter, simon (blackquill) is actively prosecuting at this time as well, isn't he? because aai2 takes place about a year before simon's conviction

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I think a necessary addendum to "would your Batman comfort a crying child" is "can your Batman make a mistake".

Can your Batman genuinely harm someone and make a commitment to rectify that harm without there being an 11th hour reveal that he never actually hurt anyone and it was just the bad guys scheming all along?

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People from other cities: How can Batman keep training these child soldiers for his crusade? It's child cruelty and he should be investigated!

Gothamites: The children yearn to fight crime. At least the birds have adult supervision, cause I sure as hell didn't.

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Broke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian to stop them from fighting each other.

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

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Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

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Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

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Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

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Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Bruce: "This is not better. Stop trying to pretend this is better."

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as much as i love that klapollo is the epitome of an Interesting Cool Guy Ever falls for Just A Guy dynamic ... klavier very clearly thinks apollo is the coolest guy in the world. like he calls apollo cool several times in 4-2 Alone

let's be soooo for real. if someone referred to apollo as Just A Guy klav would be flabbergasted. offended even. what's cooler than a 5'5 transmasc guy who stares autistically in court for a living?

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I feel bad for laughing at this

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why did nobody tell me about this ace attorney 20th anniversary art like this is so unfair

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it them!!

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It is absolutely hilarious to me that Klavier’s concern WASN'T that Ema, while on the witness stand, accused him of murdering a guy as a publicity stunt, it's that she implied he'd need extra publicity in the first place

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"Prosecutor Gavin sure seems like he's having fun messing with the witness!"

"I'm so happy for him"

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personally i think more games would benefit from hiring a yaoi expert

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Everybody say thank you, Miles

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Batman Appreciation Post #12

Batman’s Baby Fever

Batman Master Collection

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RED HOOD and the OUTLAWS

fan art

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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.