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Tim Drake uses thoses sad kitten memes

Jason, who has fought Tim, hates it cause he knows this kitten facade is a pile of bull

Tim:

Jason: Burn in hell Timothy. Burn. In. Hell.

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batman…..

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I've always wondered what the morning after Lair Games looked like...

Anyway, found this gem of a script in my docs after a certain rottmnt obsession reignited a few weeks ago, and thought it was good enough to make into a little comic. I hate drawing backgrounds, can you tell?

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So mad at how long this took

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Missed you buddy.

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BEAN SPOTTED BEAN SPOTTED BEAN SPOTTED BEAN SPOTTED—

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Hmmmm

PROFESSOR SYCAMORE DID YOU FUCK MY MOM

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in honor of the recent news and fan reaction

edit: added alt text

edit 2: dont write in my notes about how much you hate the other starters in the trio/how the other ones stink. if i see another person post how they hate chikorita or totodile in my notes youre getting blocked.

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Fanon: Cass loves all her brothers equally even she calls them "little brother" 💕

Canon:

Cass with Dick 🤨:

Cass with Jason 💀:

Cass with Tim 🥰:

Cass with Duke 🥰:

Cass with Damian 😠:

She is not subtle and I love it 😆

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I like to imagine that because dick was a ball of energy and Jason was pretty well behaved as a child Bruce thought he had seen all sides of the spectrum when it came to kids and then he adopted Tim

“Tim absent parents drake” who spent so much time alone he essentially rejects any actions Bruce takes at parenting him

“Tim rules only apply if your caught drake” who appeared well behaved but was in fact not only worse than dick with his shenanigans but better at hiding it

“Tim I can fix him drake” who whenever Bruce isn’t looking gets parented by his seventeen year old

“Tim even if he doesn’t act like it is still very much a teenager drake” skateboarding down staircase banister

Over the years Bruce got a parental instinct when ever his kids are doing something they shouldn’t he get this itch and it is about Tim 63% of the time that causes the trouble

And when Tim isn’t the one who did whatever it was that set off Bruce’s parental sense he either orchestrated it to distract bruce to keep him from finding out he did something much worse Tim did or to distract him so he can do something he doesn’t want Bruce to know about

And whenever Bruce try’s to punish Tim for whatever the fuck he did this time Tim will just take it as a challenge

Tim’s grounded? Tim decides to sneak though all of the manors security systems without being caught

Benched as robin? Suddenly glitter bombs are found all over Batman’s patrol route until Tim is unbenched

This also applies to when his siblings are in trouble

Damian can’t keep another animal? a new animal sanctuary suddenly opens up

Dick and Bruce get into a screaming match? Suddenly Bruce only has left shoes

Bruce lectures Jason on killing? Suddenly all Bruce’s suits are bright pink when he has to attend a WE meeting while Tim smirks at him from his seat in the board room

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quick disaster twins doodle… starting to get back into it!

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surely this has been done before

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lying vs brothers

close ups below

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Look look they are being silly

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Wally (ranting): Why did I think it was a good idea to drop out of college?! I'm one of the fastest people alive! I should've been able to balance studying with heroing no problem!

Dick: Don't beat yourself up over it. I mean, Batman couldn't do it either, and look at him now.

Wally:

Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce: