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lying vs brothers

close ups below

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Look look they are being silly

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Wally (ranting): Why did I think it was a good idea to drop out of college?! I'm one of the fastest people alive! I should've been able to balance studying with heroing no problem!

Dick: Don't beat yourself up over it. I mean, Batman couldn't do it either, and look at him now.

Wally:

Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce:

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Sometimes I have my doubts about faraskye, especially since I'm otherwise pretty lax about shipping

then I remember the official anthology manga where Ema compliments Kay and holds her hand and Kay has to physically stop herself from falling in love with her

also worth noting

the OTHER official manga where they're just being weirdgirl besties and Kay's speech bubble suddenly has hearts in it. What does that imply.

like the manga writers clearly saw something here the game writers didn't

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Regional variants of pokemon are really cool, but I can't help thinking of how people native to the newer region would react to the "original" variants of them.

Like imagine someone from Galar visiting Hoenn and seeing a Hoenn Zigzagoon for the first time.

Galar Trainer: What a charming little fella! Did it become a normal type to ward off ghost type predators? ...Oh, ghost types are fairly rare around here?

Well, there's nothing wrong with simplicity! Being a normal type probably gave it a wider range of coverage moves compared to our– oh their movesets aren't actually that different...belly drum's pretty cool...

And I mean, we're just talking about zigzagoons here. The Hoenn version of obstagoon's bound to have–

...why are you looking at me like that?

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I like the headcanon that Red is Ash Ketchum's Dad, but I just thought of another headcanon that's a little funnier.

What if Delia Ketchum's name before marriage was "Delia Leaf" and she was the female protagonist of the original red and blue games?

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Jason: Also, why did you move into the theater right next to where B's parents were killed? That's a little fucked up, even for me.

Jason: If you sneeze, Jason: And I say, "God bless you." Jason: The only thing you should say is, Jason: "Thank you." Jason: I don't need to hear all of this, Jason: "How did you get in my house?" Jason: "Why is my window broken?" Jason: "I'm calling the police!" Jason: Ain't nobody got time for that. Jason: Be polite. Tim:

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Clark showing up to Blüdhaven to help Dick is very exciting to me!!

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this frame from snow day is everything to me i mean

look at him

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Okay but for real now, i'm conducting an EXPERIEMENT, a rise fandom wide experiment (if this doesnt blow up i'm allowed to delete my blog and pretend i never did this) when it comes to the age battle between Donnie and I...the question:

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🪼 Something that frustrates me abt tmnt fandom is their rejection for headcanons cause 'canon said so', why do u lack the whimsical nature of having fun?

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Robin: Tim “AND I OOP” Drake

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Literally every ace attorney witness testimony looks like this

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Hold up… I slowed down this small snippet. Casey’s grappling hook comes out of his arm. Does he have a Genius Built bionic arm too?! That future Donnie built?! WAITAMINUTE! Tell me I’m not the only one that sees it…

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Do you think when Damian first arrived at Gotham and to the Wayne Manor, he got an ick because Americans wear shoes indoors? Imagine him automatically starting to take off his shoes, searching for slippers, and realising that everyone just... walk around in their boots... without a care in the world?

Dick, jumping on the coach with his converses, straight from the street: So, watcha doing?

Damian, with his eye twitching: ...Why would you do that.

Damian, entering Tim's room to announce that the dinner is ready: Drake, Alfred had-

Tim, laying on his bed in his shoes peacefully:

Damian, through his gritted teeth: Unbecoming.

Tim: I JUST BREATHED