#squidswag

[neongonefishing]

woe, squidswag be upon ye

[faer1efire]

squidswag

[cupids-carnival]

oh my god all i’m gonna say about the new squidswag irl dating confirmation is that this makes swagdoons so much fucking funnier in retrospect. imagine your boyfriend being called sibling coded with YOU and being SHIPPED with a whole ass other man

[chamoemileclown]

would you spoon a warden with me? C:

[mossiishroom]

Ash is Squiddo’s pretty princess (ft. Princezam loosing his shit in the background)

Squiddo: Do you understand, my pretty princess.

Ash: [Stuttering] Don’t, uhm, Let’s, let’s workshop nicknames. I’m not the surest about pretty princess.

Zam: [Loud laughing]

[mellohiizz]

can u draw squidswag in honor of them dating :3

Guys, guys, guys... I'm still freaking out, I love them so much...

[azure-bluet]

[credit for the matching earring concept to @//soiers]

[cephalomod]

for people who don’t watch Squiddo, I can’t exasperate enough how much their entire lifesteal season 5 revolves around Ashswag.

in every single episode, Squiddo is either motivated by Ash or the major conflict of the episode is Squiddo doing something that goes against/could harm Ash. by watching solely her videos, you get the impression that Ash is Squiddo’s closest ally and have a generally positive opinion of him

this is contrasted beautifully by Ashswag’s s5 video. where Squiddo isn’t mentioned at all, and Ash isn’t running around protecting spawn and being a good person - he’s a shitty self-centred capitalist.

Squiddo also makes Ash look more impressive than he is. for example, in her nuke video, Squiddo implies that Ash was able to singlehandedly stop the nuke and help her kill Wemmbu. they conveniently leave out that Ash was working with a group, was only able to locate the nuke because Spoke gave him coords, that the nuke actually DID blow up spawn, and the fact that Wemmbu actually escaped from Ash. there are many moments like this but this is the funniest and most egregious one

lifesteal youtube videos are always great in how much of an unreliable narrator the creator gets to be (and god knows I am not the first person in this fandom to point that out). I love this particular example though because it’s remarkable the lengths Squiddo goes to twist the truth in order to make the story Ash-centric. this makes a LOT of sense in retrospect with the dating reveal. Squiddo also said that they didn’t have an in-character explanation to giving Ash a heart on their first day, so tried to play it as their character idolising him from there on out, so some of it is conveying their character’s idolisation of Ash

I just can’t stop thinking about the wider character implications here. just… the idea of cAsh genuinely being cSquiddo’s entire world and her having an incredibly distorted perception of him. the fact that he, though he does care for her, cares nowhere close to the extent she does for him. the fact that cAsh is an awful person, and not nearly as competent as she believes he is, and cSquiddo will never accept these things due to her unwavering loyalty

please. do you guys see my toxic unrequited s5 squidswag vision.

anyways, I present the fucking thumbs up vs heart hands art that Squiddo drew that one time, which perfectly encapsulates this whole thing:

[cloudycloude]

Holy moly I almost forgot to post this here

[hunt3rr4t]

Super rushed SquidSwag before class … I WILL DO THEM JUSTICE WHEN I CAN DRAW NEXT

[freakinator]

behold! vaguely denpa squidswag upon you

[koi-hu]

LoL this bit is stuck in my head

Edit: I changed the first image cause I didn't like the last word(I couldn't hear what she was saying @_@)

[masqiscool]

squidswag is the straight ship for gay people

happy valentines day

[theautumnaldemon]

They make me sick!!!! /j

[mossiishroom]

UU! Squidswag marriage clip. (For the end stuff, Ash said that Parrot and Wemmbu are the same as Spoke with just a few bullet points and then it’s all improv)

Transcript underneath cause it’s a long one.

Squiddo: [???] Gangnam style, hi! Yes we’re engaged in unstable.

Ash: Wait should we talk about unstable?

Squiddo: Penis? I’m not saying anymore words from chat. Yeah, let’s talk about unstable. We’ve been married on there for the longest time.

Ash: We have- We moved in together on Unstable SMP.

Squiddo: We did move in together. I don’t know if that’s allowed to canon.

Ash: Yes it is. What, you think Parrot’s gonna be like, “Dude, bro. Why did you say that on stream bro.” No.

Squiddo: True. You’re not even like, in the lore anymore, right? Didn’t you get retired to the farlands?

Ash: Hey, don’t say that. You haven’t looked at the season 2 script? It’s mad.

Squiddo: No, honey.

Ash: It’s insane.

Squiddo: Honey, I’m not even in Season 2.

Ash: It’s freaking insane — me neither I just lied. We don’t know. I will tell you this, chat. The way unstable recordings work is. I’m not even kidding, there is no plans. Spoke will have, two bullet points, one sentence each. And he’ll add me and Squiddo to the group and be like. Alright, hop on unstable server. And then get on a call, and we just. Improvise.

Squiddo: [??] We just do whatever.

Ash: Oh yeah, I also have to be extremely drunk to record it or else it just doesn’t work.

[mellohiizz]

can u draw squidswag kissing? ^•▾•^

hi i love them have i ever told u guys...