#unfortunately i have to say no 😔

[outfoxt]

🤔

[bittersweetyrn]

big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is

[smallblueandloud]

last post of the night. there's an incredible btvs au for star wars where luke is the slayer and leia is his normal sister from the big city. and that's great, you know, it's an excellent fic. but i've been thinking about how i would partition the au roles and i think my version looks like this:

luke and leia were infant children of [whatever the fuck anakin was mixed up in]. so the watcher council split them up. they sent luke to live in the middle of nowhere with his aunt and uncle, and leia to live in a quiet town that happened to be on the hellmouth. both of them have assigned watchers from then on -- luke's is crazy old ben from out by the edge of town, and leia's is actually her adoptive father.

when it comes time, leia is Called and becomes the slayer. she does great at this for a few years... until [demonic versions of tarkin/vader/death star] arise and they're too much for her to defeat. the ensuing backlash is enough to kill both of leia's parents -- and also leia herself, at least until the paramedics are able to revive her. she's dead for long enough that another slayer gets Called, and woah, what are the odds, it's small-town farmer luke skywalker.

luke keeps having these strange dreams about a girl in white -- and obi-wan doesn't like the idea of an unguarded hellmouth -- so they convince beru and lars that they Have to move to sunnydale. just to fully fulfill luke's duties as the slayer. obi-wan also wants to investigate whatever killed the previous slayer.

one problem: the previous slayer is alive, recently orphaned, pissed as fuck, and VERY displeased to discover that a new-in-town blonde kid, know-it-all english watcher, and two sketchy guys they hitchhiked into town with are all planning on fighting the same enemies that she is.

[theshmeepking]

fujigoe friday give it up for fujigoe friday!!!

(for cagliostro central's secret santa)

[vowofbrotherhood]

another mcyt crossover au that'll promptly disappear from my head a week after i post it

[if you don't know this game, please have #ghost trick spoilers filtered! and please play the game. also be mindful of spoilers!]

ver. without dialogue box under the cut

[krotiation]

What ship I post the most and what I think should be canon vary so much. Like I mostly post rhack, rhysothy and rhysagawa but if I had to pick one character rhys has interacted with and should canonically get together with (not counting sasha or fiona) it would be zane

[lesbianlenas]

bought pre-cut fruit & am finally able to eat fruit 👍 i love fruit but my adhd HATES having to cut things & i cannot just bite into a fruit bc it creates a sensory issue for me when my face gets sticky i can’t stand it so like i have had to narrow down so much the ways i can eat fruit 😭 but anyway being able to just eat it made me actually eat the fruit i am so happy 😩 next i need to get smth that will cut onions for me so i can cook like 90% of the things i want to cook but can’t make myself bc i don’t want to chop an onion so badly…..

[jamandjazz]

Sodapop would’ve been the type of kid to make himself puke just to get out of school instead of faking a fever or cold like everyone else.

[ghost-bard]

Something that kills me about q!Charlie is that he really wasn’t a good parent. At first.

It’s canon that he doesn’t come from a great household, and it’s obvious that he was trying.

He didn’t know how to parent, and the early days of Juanaflippa and Charlie were ROUGH to say the least!

And then he was getting better, there was a turning point in his parenting, for the better!

And then she died.

I wonder if part of the reason why Charlie has had such a visceral reaction to Flippa’s death (between trying to kill the other eggs, eggzile, just his general awful mental health and coping mechanisms), was because she was deprived from the life she deserved, the life Charlie and Mariana, after everything happened, after Charlie realized he wasn’t a good parent and was doing his best to become better and was on the way to that, were going to give her.

She was taken away, after everything, and now she will never get the life, the nice happy life, that she would have been given, that she deserved.

Charlie was mad at himself, for failing as a father (even if it wasnt his fault), and for not giving Juanaflippa the life she rightfully deserved.

[darabeatha]

I ALSO HAVE !

[francy-sketches]

The age difference between tommen and myrcella bothers me way more than it should like sometimes it's 2 whole years sometimes they're the exact same age like grrm wanted to make them twins but he forgot. Girl what is the truth

[rileys-battlecats]

have you listened to the vengeance saga yet? If so, what are your thoughts? I'm so eager to know since your mutiny animatic is what got me in to epic!

YESSSSS IT WAS SO GOOD!! I was listening to the livestream last night while booping people en mass here on tumblr, multitasking 💪💪

I loved all the songs, but I think my favorite from the new saga is Six Hundred Strike, purely for that ENDING ough. absolutely visceral. If I end up making another epic animatic, I’ll probably end up doing that one! I’ll definitely have the whole saga on repeat for at least the rest of the week HAHA

[liebelesbe]

when i was in 11th or 12th grade everyone had to make a big painting for art class, like copy a. Ausschnitt. detail? sector? of a painting that's kind of well known. like we were assigned a painting and had to zoom in and copy the zoomed in part on a big ass canvas. And the theme of our art class was self portraits and I can still remember what mine looked like but I CAN'T FIND IT. Neither the one I did (usually you get to take it home when you're done with school but #lockdown so I asked for it two years later and it was already gone) nor the one mine was based on 😭

if any of you ever see a self portrait of like. a woman's face that's painted in very light colors and mostly yellows and oranges and beiges and it kind of has a whispy/foggy vibe pls let me know... bc I've been trying to google it and getting absolutely 0 fitting results. rip.

[getosugurusbangs]

hioreo thoughts... please..... but take your time fi you nedd.........

okay okay i hear you guys 😭😭

here’s my thoughts on them 🫡 just for you guys

they’re really not a warranted ship, but do i care? not really, no 💀

while i encourage hiori and reo as a pairing here, i still actually think nagi has to have been in the picture. i don’t really think that they’d end up working as a pair if it weren’t for reo going through nagi in the universe this is happening in. because obviously no one (but especially hiori) would want nor need to be taken care of to the extent that nagi does/did, it’d make for a good teachable moment for reo, and also provide more ways to change and move on from him y’know. he can’t try and do the same thing(s) as he did with nagi again, just with someone else.

not necessarily that i think reo would immediately resort to treating everyone he’s closer with in the same way, but it wouldn’t surprise me to see those same behaviors bleeding into other relationships, y’know?

i think a relationship (of whatever kind) between the two of them could definitely inspire both overall personal growth, and potentially developing a new way of viewing football.

on a more fun note though. they’re both nice, they’ve both got shitty parents, they have the same blood type, they both have almost normal hair except for one minor part of it that throws the rest of the style off…. they have many things to bond over!

anyways. live footage of the boyfriends

[spacedlexi]

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

RULES: List your ten favorite characters from ten separate fandoms, then tag ten people!

tagged by @foibles-fables

these are not necessarily in order (except for clem 😊) but honestly THIS WAS SO HARD only 1 from each?? no violet no kim no all of dunmeshi 😭 etc

clementine (telltales walking dead)

aloy (horizon)

mob/shigeo (mob psycho 100)

falin (dungeon meshi)

zagreus (hades)

harry dubois (disco elysium)

paragon/fem shepard (mass effect)

six (little nightmares)

nathan drake (uncharted)

katara (atla)

Tagging: anyone who wants to do it!! no pressure

[wundrousarts]

absolutely melting in a heat wave and am soon facing a long train ride with nothing to entertain me. anyone have any nevermoor (or other?) thoughts, questions, etc. they want to send my way?