#doddie redet

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looked up what Quark is in english bc we were joking about what Quarkbällchen would be called in english, and it turns out that the english Wikipedia page for it is also called Quark??

"In Germany, quark and cottage cheese are considered different types of fresh cheese and quark is often not considered cheese at all"

THAT'S BC NEITHER COTTAGE CHEESE NOR QUARK ARE CHEESE? what, do you consider milk cheese as well??

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dem Tode ist so ziemlich die klassischste Sache der man geweiht sein kann

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Wisst ihr was uns jetzt noch retten kann?

Lesben Sex.

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just googled what the translation for "unübersichtlich" is... and it just says "confusing"...

that's not specific enough!! Unübersichtlich is when there's a lot of something and it's difficult to get a good overview!! Or something like that idk how to describe it!! Smh... Confusing... Verwirrend means confusing...

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n gudn Rutsch btw

& to everyone who can't speak german: wishing you a good slide

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how Laios sees himself

vs how Marcille sees him

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Ach, aber ein Verbot ist keine Bevormundung? 🤔

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aaah ich hab mir doch gedacht dass es da ne Karte zu geben muss

[BB: Eine Karte von Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz, betitelt "Christkind". Auf der Karte sind verschiedenfarbige Punkte, Dreiecke oder Quadrate um verschiedene Wörter zu repräsentieren. "Christkind", "Christkindl(e)/-chen" und "Christkindli" sind alle grün, wobei "Weihnachtsmann" und "Weihnachtskindli" blau sind. Der Süden und Westen sind vorwiegend grün, während Norden und Osten vorwiegend blau sind. Ende BB]

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meint ihr Habeck hat sich das Armbändchen selber gemacht oder musste irgendein Azubi ihm das noch schnell zusammenklöppeln...

jedenfalls ein schönes Bild sich vorzustellen wie jemand voll seriös dasitzt und Steinchen für Steinchen dieses "Kanzler Era" Armband bastelt.

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btw Leute so hab ich mir das Christkind immer vorgestellt. Also auch genau diese Größe.

War erschüttert als ich zum ersten Mal das Nürnberger Christkind gesehen hab.

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when soon-to-be parents are like "i hope it's a girl i want to play teaparty with her and put her in cute dresses and teach her how to do makeup and watch disney movies with her 🥰" or "i hope it's a boy so i can teach him how to play baseball/soccer/etc!! 💪" or "i hope it's not a girl, girls are so exhausting and i don't want to deal with all the drama" or "i hope it's not a boy, they're so loud and annoying 😒" sHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! stop stereotyping your kids before they're even born!!!! jfc

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One thing I don't like about Lower Decks is that all women are drawn with eyelashes / eyeliner and men aren't. Like. Why. Come on.

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made her transparent... thank you Wonder Woman for absolute-ing

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Says the whale to the tuna: "What shall we do, fish?", says the tuna to the whale: "You have the choice, fish." 😎

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when the tv remote has a clit

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I also edited her onto the bridge of the Enterprise. She's the new captain, btw.