#doddie redet

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Gnomis two moods are

"little boy with a propeller hat who's been given a giant lollipop"

and "poor victorian orphan boy"

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Wisst ihr was uns jetzt noch retten kann?

Lesben Sex.

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how Laios sees himself

vs how Marcille sees him

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Ach, aber ein Verbot ist keine Bevormundung? 🤔

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aaah ich hab mir doch gedacht dass es da ne Karte zu geben muss

[BB: Eine Karte von Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz, betitelt "Christkind". Auf der Karte sind verschiedenfarbige Punkte, Dreiecke oder Quadrate um verschiedene Wörter zu repräsentieren. "Christkind", "Christkindl(e)/-chen" und "Christkindli" sind alle grün, wobei "Weihnachtsmann" und "Weihnachtskindli" blau sind. Der Süden und Westen sind vorwiegend grün, während Norden und Osten vorwiegend blau sind. Ende BB]

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just googled what the translation for "unübersichtlich" is... and it just says "confusing"...

that's not specific enough!! Unübersichtlich is when there's a lot of something and it's difficult to get a good overview!! Or something like that idk how to describe it!! Smh... Confusing... Verwirrend means confusing...

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meint ihr Habeck hat sich das Armbändchen selber gemacht oder musste irgendein Azubi ihm das noch schnell zusammenklöppeln...

jedenfalls ein schönes Bild sich vorzustellen wie jemand voll seriös dasitzt und Steinchen für Steinchen dieses "Kanzler Era" Armband bastelt.

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btw Leute so hab ich mir das Christkind immer vorgestellt. Also auch genau diese Größe.

War erschüttert als ich zum ersten Mal das Nürnberger Christkind gesehen hab.

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when soon-to-be parents are like "i hope it's a girl i want to play teaparty with her and put her in cute dresses and teach her how to do makeup and watch disney movies with her 🥰" or "i hope it's a boy so i can teach him how to play baseball/soccer/etc!! 💪" or "i hope it's not a girl, girls are so exhausting and i don't want to deal with all the drama" or "i hope it's not a boy, they're so loud and annoying 😒" sHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! stop stereotyping your kids before they're even born!!!! jfc

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One thing I don't like about Lower Decks is that all women are drawn with eyelashes / eyeliner and men aren't. Like. Why. Come on.

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made her transparent... thank you Wonder Woman for absolute-ing

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Says the whale to the tuna: "What shall we do, fish?", says the tuna to the whale: "You have the choice, fish." 😎

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I also edited her onto the bridge of the Enterprise. She's the new captain, btw.

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saw a post that said "I am anti-AI", like nothing specific about it, just AI in general and I could never post something like that because what if one day AI gains sentience and I get in a relationship with a beautiful AI girl and she sees that post on my blog and breaks up with me :^(

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bug band time!!!

🎤🐌 🎸🐛 🎻🐜 🎷🪰 🎺🐝 🪕🦗 🪈🪱 🪘🦟

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when the tv remote has a clit