#they mean serving as in serving food

[outfoxt]

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[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | Tarlos Cheek Kisses (S1 -> S4)

[crumb]

whoever uploaded the entirety of the dirties movie to youtube and just named the video 'dirt' i love you that's so funny

[kebriones]

We just don't have enough men with long hair we need more of them

[anawrites3]

I couldn't stop thinking about @zeroducks-2's post where they said about Jason and Bruce that "They should be unable to coexist in the same room let alone speak" and idk I got inspired and this came into being

They're after some rough patrol and Dick managed to convince Jason to go with them to manor so he can take care of his injuries.

Dick was in the middle of wrapping Jason's hand when the door opened. Tim looked up from his book and Jason stiffened so slightly that if it weren't for the way Dick was holding his arm he wouldn't even notice it and really, that was all Dick needed to get who was standing at the door. He didn't stop wrapping Jason's hand, didn't even look up and after a few seconds Jason's muscles unclenched.

"Is there something you need, Bruce?" Dick hummed after few seconds when the man still didn't move from his place by the door.

Bruce cleared his throat. "No."

And then he walked inside. Dick's eyes flicked up to watch him as he moved further into the room. Even Tim put his book aside to stare at Bruce with a frown and his lips pressed into a line, as if he wanted to say something but didn't. Bruce didn't seem to notice all the looks he received, or maybe he just simply ignored them because he put a hand on an armrest of a chair and moved as if he wanted to sit down.

"Bruce."

Bruce froze at the tone. "Yes, Dick?"

Dick turned back to his little brother. Jason was looking down, eyes flashing slightly green, at his hand Dick was still holding and that hold was probably the only thing keeping him from storming out of the room and from the manor and running far away from this place.

Dick really couldn't blame him.

"If you don't need anything, then you can leave." He said.

Jason lifted his head sharply to look at him. The green faded from his eyes and Dick curled his lips into a soft smile, before finishing the wrapping and moving to cleaning up other, more minor cuts on Jason's arm.

"What?" Bruce asked, almost as if he was making sure he heard right.

"I said leave." Dick repeated patiently. "You don't need to be here, you said so yourself. We came to this room so we wouldn't have to be around you and yet you followed us here. Maybe you didn't know. I don't care. Leave."

He didn't have to look at Bruce to see the way his eyes narrowed just slightly.

"This is my home." He said and Dick needed a few seconds to breath so he wouldn't snap.

"Yes. It is." He said in a cold voice. "That's why you can choose whatever room you want to sit in. Not this one."

"Dick-"

"I swear to fucking god, Bruce-"

[the-knife-consumer]

While im thinking about women characters being assigned their fandom roles the way the pikmin fandom outside of tumblr treats brittany is fucking horrible. Whats wrong with you people its a children's videogame character.

[xayspancakeee]

pancake screams: shimmering midnight (Xavier)

okay, after finally ending the day and being able to just sit down and watch the trailer for the new banner, girl I have want to scream:

one, I was not expecting it to be a movie-esque theme? but I am pleasantly surprised. 😉 the bgm’s goooodddd.

uhm, HELLO?! we get a pouty xayxay whose jealous of his OWN alter ego Lumiere? good god this man is just crumbling my sanity. 😮‍💨

(like, let me just bite this bunny pls) 💋💋

YOU KNOW ID ALWAYS CHOOSE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. (especially when you cage me like that 😮‍💨)

the new couple pose? IMMACULATE.

(yes just let me get lost in your eyes) 👀

don’t look at me like that. it’s too much adorable. this behind the scenes portion is also sweet. getting to see xav in a professional? setting outside of hunter duties is refreshing!

now this, this right here is what took me out. I had to take a minute to pause and just stare at him, ITS TOO CUTE. (like, I know he’s angry but come on, can you really get mad at this face? 🥺♥️♥️♥️)

the costumes for this new companion are a fave of mine personally. I can’t wait to use this new companion. 🥰 the combat is also raddd. excited to also see how this all ties in to his story lore/ myth?

13th May couldn’t come quicker. I can’t wait! okay thanks byeeeeee 👋🏻

[dantemegau]

I recently noticed how much food and drink is mentioned/ on screen in OFMD. I started to compile a list for fun and it expanded QUICKLY. Here it is in its current state.

FOODS & DRINKS

Breakfast

Orange Marmelade

Breakfast in Bed with Doug

Breakfast in Bed with Ed

Whipped Seaweed Breakfast

Good French Bread

Roach’s Peanut Paste

Lunch

Brain Couscous

Queen Soup

Captain Hornigold’s seafood soup

Snake (well tenderized, you could be a chef)

Sammy/Sandwich for the trip

Some of the Crew (young and succulent)

Republic of Pirates Street food Lobster

Dinner

Enby Dinner Smorgasbord

Rabbit (well tenderized, you can barely taste the shit)

Monsieur Prawn’s Dinner

Little Plates (Tapas)

A fine fish

A rat terrier named ‘Pepper’

Finger Foods at the Widow Bonnet’s Art Show

The slop we can afford

Gravy Basket (whatever that is exactly)

Ned the Leopard’s Chicken

Childhood Trauma Goose

Spanish Jackie's a la Carte

Favorite of all the Horses Family Dinner (followed by emotional connection desert)

Tea Time

40 Orange Glaze Cake

Yummy Lavender Soap

Raw Seagull

Another Toe (Carrot Cake in Fondant)

Candied Melon Silk Moth

Drinks

Calypso’s Birthday Cocktails

(Lavender) Tea with a Dollop of Milk and Seven Sugars

Sleepy Chamomile Tea

Haunted Island Coconut Cocktails

Republic of Pirates Coconut Cocktails

Free Drinks for Sea Gods

Blood

Juice from the Nose Jar (nutty)

Izzy’s “Emotional Support” Bottle

Give me Drinks or give me Death (Zheng Style)

Lime Ricky

Lighthouse Fluid

So tempted to procrastinate on my actual work and turn this into a cookbook…

[please-dont-pet-the-okapi]

Saw a poll questioning Americans as to whether they eat rice.

Have..... Have you met anyone from Louisiana.

[valewritessss]

Finally deleted MyFitnessPal off my phone for my own personal sanity

[mad-hunts]

thinking about barton doing baby talk to his kids, even though he was eighteen when marcy gave birth to both matilda + louis and thus was a COMPLETELY different person, is honestly both super surreal to me and also surprisingly... sort of makes sense. because barton can NOT bring himself to be mean around babies; i mean at all, and this man loved his kids so much, which 😭 well — let me just say that his behavior has greatly changed since then, to say the least. though barton still believes he loves them in his 'own way'

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

it is my bf’s and my 11th anniversary today so i had to celebrate as topically as possible—

[giantkillerjack]

ur post about queerbaiting and the dismissal of people in fandom to critical analysis is so incredibly true thank you. i feel like marcille's writing in the anime has been super misogynistic a lot of the time and every time i bring this up all anyone wants to say is "well maybe this isn't for you! and you shouldn't watch the show!" like. i don't think this is about taste lmao, i am analyzing the text in front of me and coming to conclusions about the craft of it.

[This is in reference to this post]

YES!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

It is so so frustrating!!!!

It's like being at a restaurant and being served a bunch of delicious appetizers, but then one of the bread appetizers is literally just a plate of crumbs; and then when you're like, "Hey, uhh, why are we being served literal crumbs?", a bunch of the other folks eating at the restaurant are like,

"WELL HOW ABOUT YOU JUST DON'T EAT HERE THEN??!? YOU MUST NOT BE THAT HUNGRY, SO JUST FIND ANOTHER RESTAURANT AND DON'T EAT WITH US!!"

And maybe they say it politely, but "Aw, sorry, maybe this restaurant just isn't for you 💖" is just trading out an aggressive dismissive tone for a patronizing dismissive tone. It's the same message.

And it's like! I was honestly happy to move on from the crumbs once my complaint was acknowledged because the meal overall is still delicious, but then all these folks got SUPER WEIRD AND DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT, so now I find myself double-checking all the other dishes -- and, actually, you know what those eggs DO look a Iittle misogynistic undercooked!!!!

[deus-ex-mona]

“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”

[sandwichedbread]

I need this information for something incredibly important (i am a liar)

[lexiconne]

Hate it when ppl talk about the hypothetical concept of immortality like "You'd outlive all your loved ones" this and "But wouldn't you get bored?" that.

Some people don't have a love of self and a self-feeding hobby and a passion for creation and nurturing and observing and some people cannot see the inherent everlasting love of crafting infinities within your own mind, cupping creation between your palms and drinking of it, growing blooms of joy in the soil of serving others, some people cannot understand that human brilliance infinitely eats and eats and eats itself, an ouroboros of meaning and joy, and it shows