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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”
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people talk about their writer friends stealing their weird habits or borrowing backstories but what you don't know is that we will steal your house. layout location garden colour scheme décor the whole lot. i have childhood friends with entire abodes immortalised in my stories. i have people i met once who would be able to recognise ancient six-month lease domiciles from a decade and a half ago. i'm in your house i'm in your blueprints and i am taking the lot.
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i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text
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people talk about their writer friends stealing their weird habits or borrowing backstories but what you don't know is that we will steal your house. layout location garden colour scheme décor the whole lot. i have childhood friends with entire abodes immortalised in my stories. i have people i met once who would be able to recognise ancient six-month lease domiciles from a decade and a half ago. i'm in your house i'm in your blueprints and i am taking the lot.
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The thing about having an invisible disability is that often I expect myself to have the functioning of a healthy person. I have to remember that if a person suddenly experienced the level of executive dysfunction, memory problems and depression I experience on an average day, they would go to the hospital
it’s called a disability because it’s disabling
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thinking about pathological demand avoidance,,,,the amount of times that I have said things I straight up do not believe just because someone is trying to get me on their side or to do or say something I don't want to is astounding,,,,,,like girl why am I being incindiary for no reason
#my mom has told me that occasionally she has been like#who is this person why are you saying that#when I reveal that I said it because I felt like I had to but I don't believe it#it is a terrible feeling I gotta say
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