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[desire-mona]

hunny bun and joel are u guys friends u both like ghostbusters

[bedforddanes75]

thank you ao3 for WORKING. anyway i know it's uncool to write gatty but like im obsessing over these fucking fake cowboy freaks and i CANT stop and you should actually all obsess with me thank you okay here im leaving now im scared

[lilacthebooklover]

continuing this with my other account bc i have different moots here heheh

@weltato !!! it's my whump buddy!! ily! all the posts of yours i see are so happy and cheerful, but your fics are so sad (in the best way), so you're simultaneously yellow and blue. also!! definitely mahogany, your fic titles very much imply a great ear for good lyrics heheh

@lastwiltedflower you always manage to find the best posts to reblog, i appreciate you so much you have no idea. idk man, ruby works at least for the first half, no idea how you're doing but i hope it's well! :D

@snarky-wallflower lord of writing about the lords, your takes are impeccable (jade) and chatting with you is an absolute delight (red)

@wigglys-dikrats you're so neat actually. let's go touch some grass or smth, your rbs of my stuff are so cool :)

@inprisonforsparkling king of michie lesgo, immediate jade. potential mahogany too? you seem like you'd be fun to chat with :]]

@willwoslaysallday the sweetheart ever! red heheheheh. also orange, you remind me of oranges (please don't ask for an explanation why, i have none)

@summonustwice just found your account through an ao3 fic and oo, it looks very interesting! took a look through your posts and they're all very cute and fun atm, have yellow <33

@goldmoth82 i have known you on ao3 for what, two years? you're an absolute legend. mahogany (we can go to an ihop in the early hour of the morning /ref). also red, ruby, etc. ily /p <33

and so concludes my list! this isn't how it's supposed to work but i wanted to express how awesome all of you are (and show off how many beautiful people i know on tumblr) >:]

what would you say i am? :D

The Colors of the Moots ask game

Lemon - idk but like you seem really sour and scary Yellow - every time i see you on my dash you're always so happy and it's so lovely! Cyber - when the frick are you offline? like tell me when, i need to know for your sanity!!! do you even have it??? Goldenrod - i really wanna sit next to you and watch a sunset/sunrise. or maybe just look at you. Orange - if you were a fruit you'd be a orange. no explanation. Rust - you seem like you're hanging on by a thread. Mahogany - let's go on a late night drive together and listen to one of your playlists. Red - i am so in love with you. first it was ironic, now it's unironic. so in love. Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3 Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you Violet - honestly i just wanna kiss you just to shut you up. yeah. Blue - you are the sad mood. the crying moot, even. i am offering a tissue in this trying time. and maybe a hug. only if you want ofc Navy - i have a feeling you hate jeans. Lime - i can't tell if you're serious or what but i am avidly waiting your next post. Green - wanna go touch grass with me? Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite.

[jamjoob]

HAPPY DUNMESHI THUR- *gunshoits*

[phayz]

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

[nauti-ca]

[excusemeaminute]

You guys on this new orla gartland?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

[stuckinapril]

Honestly the cliche advice is true. If you fill your life w things you’re passionate about, if you challenge yourself every day, if you give your own opinion of yourself more weight than you do other people’s opinions of you, you will actually thrive. Like no one can tell u anything

[jaydenism]

feeding you mizuena again to help you cope <3

this feels like one of those cutaways from the office

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[isjasz]

[Day 365 | Ref to Day 1]

And that's a wrap 🪻🥀

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fhksjdkwjw ITS OVER. ITS OVERRRRR I MADE ITTTTT

Screaming and losing it. It only started to feel real as I'm posting this rn HRKSJAKSJLELH. A year... 365 pieces (probably a bit less bc I did post wips?) of desert duo... I would make a collage maybe but its prob a lot of work HJASKDHAHEHW

🫵 @vesperionnox @cherrysherin without u guys I wouldn't have been here <3 This challenge kinda became its own thing at some point, but I didn't forget where I started :D

💥💥💥 AAA I hope you guys enjoyed this challenge as much as I did!! but also WOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREEDOM. I WILL DEF STILL BE DRAWING DESERTDUO THO LOL BUT LETS FREAKING GO ONE YEARRRR

[rebouks]

click this..

then click your blog(s)

scroll all the way down and click this..

profit?

[tawnysoup]

You both jump in place for a bit, grinning.