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queerestqueertoeverqueer · 2 years ago
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if only finding the most specific and bizarre thing to tell your child off for was an olympic sport...
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froody · 11 months ago
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The Italian restaurant in my mom’s hometown WAS definitely a mob front. The owner briefly served in the Italian military, immigrated to America in his twenties back in the early 70s, mysteriously had enough money to open a chain of Italian restaurants and was convicted for trafficking cocaine across the Virginia/West Virginia area and spent 15 years in prison.
My mom had worked as a waitress at the place while she was a teenager and throughout her 20s and she realized that when she was sent to the restaurant’s sister location in West Virginia in a mysteriously packed car by her mysteriously nice boss, it probably wasn’t pizza ingredients she was hauling. It was the 80s. She was a tiny, very naive, conventionally attractive church girl with no criminal record so she was the perfect unwitting drug mule.
The thing was, this restaurant and the man who operated it were locally loved. Beyond large scale organized cocaine trafficking, food was his other passion. Everyone waited anxiously for him to get out of prison and when he did this guy started a crusade against the corrupt local sheriff’s office. He started doing anti-police brutality advocacy work WHOLEHEARTEDLY. Donating to local families who had been victims and participating in local drives and awareness campaigns.
Made men usually do local charity work but the balls on this guy to take up sword and spear against shitty corrupt ineffectual law enforcement. Incredible. One thing about Appalachians is that we hate the cops and we love social agitators. This guy lived a long eventful life and died recently of natural causes and the overwhelming outpouring of love for him on Facebook was incredible, a uniting force that the town had not seen in decades, everybody was sharing their favorite stories about him and I’m sure local law enforcement was fuming.
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bloomeng · 4 months ago
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dick & duke doodles (wow alliteration)
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chimchiri · 4 months ago
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This meme but Rarijack.
What did the new stranger in town do to warrant an arrest by the Sheriff herself?
Dear women, I thank you for this meme........ All the renditions I've seen are *chef's kiss*
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folklorespring · 5 months ago
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Okhmatdyt Children's Hospital in Kyiv, Ukraine after russian missile attack.
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foone · 2 years ago
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Want to see the worst keyboard I've made? No?
Too bad!
Here's the Hair Keyboard. I built this in 2020. It's basically just a relatively standard QWERTY membrane-dome keyboard, but it's got a very unique look, thanks to a lot of time spent with glue and fake fur from a hobby store. It took a LONG time to comb this thing into usability, and I cannot describe how it feels to type on.
An overall picture:
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Some horrible pre-combing shots:
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Bad Hair (Keyboard) day:
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Fun fact: Posting this is causing my music to skip. I think my computer can't handle even the image of the Hair Keyboard.
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doingartiguess · 6 months ago
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Some more new FanArt for the season, as a treat 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✨❤️‍🔥
ENJOY, VILLAINS!
I did art from the animation not Stevenson’s original work not out of disrespect to anyone, I just found the animation first! But thanks to all for making me ugly cry on my couch 🫠
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cherrywhite · 6 months ago
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every single time (template from @mhuyo)
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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago
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[right to left]
finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants
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hajihiko · 1 month ago
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Advanced technique
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kevinsdsy · 4 months ago
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next part >
the trojans social media au (pt. 34): ok i was going to wait to post this when i had one more tweet to add but i’m blanking out and cant think of anything soooooo
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starlightseraph · 10 months ago
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house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.
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wigglebox · 6 months ago
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Happy Pride! 💚💙🌈
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sideblog-9000 · 3 months ago
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Just some house images I like, no particular theme.
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leggy-martian · 8 months ago
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He has brought shame upon his pedigree. He tried to eat my cake slice right off the table this morning.
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momentomori24 · 10 months ago
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THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.
And the most important scene of them all (to me):
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First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.
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