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if only finding the most specific and bizarre thing to tell your child off for was an olympic sport...
#my mother would be world famous fr#today's crime was#are you ready for this#“ur period is too heavy. which is gross. and so u should stop.”#first of all.#HUH????#second of all.#let me be clear i am transmasc and HATE my periods however. i get to insult them but you fucking do NOT 😭😭#as far as ur concerned she is beautiful and wonderful do not call her gross fuck you.#(as far as I'M concerned absolutely fuck that shit.)#but that is NOT THE POINT-#anyway yeah that was such a bizarre thing to be told off for that i simply had to shout it into the void lmao#...like what does she want me to DO about it 😭😭#robin rants >:(
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The Italian restaurant in my mom’s hometown WAS definitely a mob front. The owner briefly served in the Italian military, immigrated to America in his twenties back in the early 70s, mysteriously had enough money to open a chain of Italian restaurants and was convicted for trafficking cocaine across the Virginia/West Virginia area and spent 15 years in prison.
My mom had worked as a waitress at the place while she was a teenager and throughout her 20s and she realized that when she was sent to the restaurant’s sister location in West Virginia in a mysteriously packed car by her mysteriously nice boss, it probably wasn’t pizza ingredients she was hauling. It was the 80s. She was a tiny, very naive, conventionally attractive church girl with no criminal record so she was the perfect unwitting drug mule.
The thing was, this restaurant and the man who operated it were locally loved. Beyond large scale organized cocaine trafficking, food was his other passion. Everyone waited anxiously for him to get out of prison and when he did this guy started a crusade against the corrupt local sheriff’s office. He started doing anti-police brutality advocacy work WHOLEHEARTEDLY. Donating to local families who had been victims and participating in local drives and awareness campaigns.
Made men usually do local charity work but the balls on this guy to take up sword and spear against shitty corrupt ineffectual law enforcement. Incredible. One thing about Appalachians is that we hate the cops and we love social agitators. This guy lived a long eventful life and died recently of natural causes and the overwhelming outpouring of love for him on Facebook was incredible, a uniting force that the town had not seen in decades, everybody was sharing their favorite stories about him and I’m sure local law enforcement was fuming.
#the history of the mafia in Appalachia is really interesting#how Italian organized crime thrived from the 60s to the 90s in Appalachia and still exists there today#swooped right in after the coal boom
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dick & duke doodles (wow alliteration)
#I’m still experimenting with how I want to draw the batkids#today we were practicing hair#also it was a crime that i hadn’t drawn duke yet#dc#dc comics#dick grayson#nightwing#duke thomas#signal#dc signal#the signal#batman#batkids#batfamily#batfam#my art
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This meme but Rarijack.
What did the new stranger in town do to warrant an arrest by the Sheriff herself?
Dear women, I thank you for this meme........ All the renditions I've seen are *chef's kiss*
#knowing Rarity this was NOT an accident#She saw the local sheriff and thought#today I will do crime and catch me a handsome sheriff#rarijack#mlp#rarity#applejack#my art
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Okhmatdyt Children's Hospital in Kyiv, Ukraine after russian missile attack.
#i repeat it's a CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL#their today's targets are children in the hospital#ukraine#russia#russia is a terrorist state#fuck russia#genocide#stand with ukraine#support ukraine#genocide of ukrainians#russian war crimes#important#war#news#photo#current events#world news
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Want to see the worst keyboard I've made? No?
Too bad!
Here's the Hair Keyboard. I built this in 2020. It's basically just a relatively standard QWERTY membrane-dome keyboard, but it's got a very unique look, thanks to a lot of time spent with glue and fake fur from a hobby store. It took a LONG time to comb this thing into usability, and I cannot describe how it feels to type on.
An overall picture:
Some horrible pre-combing shots:
Bad Hair (Keyboard) day:
Fun fact: Posting this is causing my music to skip. I think my computer can't handle even the image of the Hair Keyboard.
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Some more new FanArt for the season, as a treat 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✨❤️🔥
ENJOY, VILLAINS!
I did art from the animation not Stevenson’s original work not out of disrespect to anyone, I just found the animation first! But thanks to all for making me ugly cry on my couch 🫠
#nimona#nd stevenson#troy quane#nick bruno#fanart#be gay do crimes#shapeshift#break stuff#question everything#be a boy today and a dragon tomorrow#just remember you are fucking loved
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every single time (template from @mhuyo)
#sorry lemme just. **audiodramas**#the silt verses#the magnus archives#midnight burger#cry havoc! ask questions later#camlann#ethics town#fawx & stallion#find us alive#wooden overcoats#i hope this hasn't been done yet#my coworker asked for podcast recs the other day and i was halfway through my list before she mentioned the true crime ones she liked#and if we had any similar ones#also today my friend was like “oh you don't know these anime because you've been into podcasts lately huh?” and sounded confused about it#but also this isn't a dig at anyone who does like the podcasts shown on the other side i just googled top podcasts
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finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#the kids are here too but i aint taggin them vaeLKEVJKLJ#snap sketches#posting this now and not obsessing over the details i need to SLEEP#please click/tap and zoom to read anything im sorry theres so much dialogue#i thought i was gonna finish this sooner but i went grocery shopping with my bro today and that took longer than expected !!!!#ALSO CHAT. if youre up to date on My Lore via my tags ... my prof's lettin me submit my assignment ... life's so good...#speaking of life being good i was giggling like stupid while drawing this . i named it 'this is stupid' and i stand by that#this is so unserious im gonna make myself throw up ITS SO CORNY i make myself sick with what i draw <- will continue to do this#only god knows if this is even how that power of his works i just saw an opportunity and ran with it#the trick here is he doesnt even have to use any 'power' he can just do that to charles by default#however im making them be obnoxious about it. i am making them obnoxious over dramatic grandpas because i can#my only crime is loving the utter cheese and corniness of the 60s comics like God. anyways bye !!!!!!!#maybe one day ill finish that other comic i sketched for this weekend but i fear i wont have time to so next weekend me thinks ....#for now i hope you all enjoy this. goofy as hell nonsense jLAKJVEKLVJ
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Advanced technique
#an art#sdr2#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#hajime hinata#peko pekoyama#Im struggling not to commit a crime at work everything is just bothering me SO MUCH#I hate doing other people's work for them i hate the endless cycle of family bs I deal with i hate the constant noise at work#Wish me luck i need to pay a visit to my father today and with the state of my psyche idk how it will go#Anyway. Think of bff to remember why you don't give into the tantalising lure of Murder
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next part >
the trojans social media au (pt. 34): ok i was going to wait to post this when i had one more tweet to add but i’m blanking out and cant think of anything soooooo
#the trojans social media au#today it’s nabil at the scene of the crime instead of shawn#kevin day guy kisser (confirmed) (by me)#nabil mahmoud#jean moreau#ananya deshmukh#cody winter#lucas johnson#shawn anderson#angie lewis#angela lewis#kevin day#kevjean#jerejean#jeremy knox
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house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.
#and very gay#like seriously.#it’s actually beautiful and profound in so many ways#but that part is often drowned out by the insanity#just like how all the characters in the show are incredibly repressed and use slur-jokes to deflect#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#hugh laurie#rsl#robert sean leonard#gregory house#james wilson#and yes this post is an almost verbatim quote from something i posted earlier today#but i thought it deserved its own post#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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Happy Pride! 💚💙🌈
#spn fanart#destiel#dean Winchester#castiel#spn art#spnfanart#wiggleart#have a lovely June and remember to be gay and do crimes!#I’m doing my first pride event today and I’m so excited
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Just some house images I like, no particular theme.
#house md#in the one in the robe on Pinterest someone commented “NOT THE CEMENT SLAPPERS” and i think thats very relevant in todays society#gregory house#greg house#shitpost#silly#shit post#memes#hate crimes md
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He has brought shame upon his pedigree. He tried to eat my cake slice right off the table this morning.
#marte#borzoi#russian wolfhound#sighthound#dogblr#snootblr#my dad had a birthday party yesterday that's why cake#Marte woke up this morning and chose crime#he's gunning for scallops felon title today
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THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.
And the most important scene of them all (to me):
First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel vees#voxval#staticmoth#all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit#all their scenes in show are great actually#like-- oh my god#they are so much fun to have around#vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating)#and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal#i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together#and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS#i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different#with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs#''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over#i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH#i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please#ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB#anyways good night
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