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[deliciousdalliance]

Avocado Toast With Poached Egg

INGREDIENTS—————————————————

- 1 slice whole grain bread 🍞

- 1 ripe avocado 🥑

- 1 egg 🥚

- 1 tsp white vinegar 🥄

- Salt 🧂

- Pepper 🌶️

- Red pepper flakes 🌶️

- Fresh herbs 🌿

INSTRUCTIONS————————————————

1. Toast the whole grain bread until it’s golden brown and crispy.

2. Cut the avocado in half, remove the pit, and scoop the flesh into a bowl. Mash it with a fork until it’s smooth, then season with salt and pepper.

3. Fill a small saucepan with water and bring it to a gentle simmer.

4. Add the white vinegar.

5. Crack the egg into a small bowl or cup.

6. Create a gentle whirlpool in the simmering water using a spoon, then gently slide the egg into the center of the whirlpool.

7. Cook for about 3-4 minutes until the egg white is set and the yolk is still runny.

8. Use a slotted spoon to carefully remove the poached egg from the water and drain on a paper towel.

9. Spread the mashed avocado evenly over the toasted bread.

10. Place the poached egg on top of the avocado.

11. Season with additional salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes if desired.

12. Garnish with fresh herbs for added flavor and presentation.

13. Enjoy your delicious and nutritious avocado toast with poached egg!

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[beetlewastaken]

I love him

[learningfromlosing]

Love that for her

[abyssmalice]

No one can resist Tonia. They can't resist her cuteness and fawn over her, and they can't resist her brattiness and get irritated by her. Both ensure that no one can ignore her.

Like an idol that will never die, like an infamous liar with the ultimate love and stardom. All shall be enthralled under her starlit gaze.

[valewritessss]

Finally deleted MyFitnessPal off my phone for my own personal sanity

[instantpansies]

ok i'm finally watching amok time and i'm trying so hard to take it seriously i really am but

"it has to do with biology"

"what"

"biology"

"what kind of biology"

"VULCAN. biology"

"you mean... the biology of vulcans?

bi,ology as in. reproduction ??"

it's just so absurdly, brilliantly awkward. the way spock looks like he would rather be dead. the fact that they're treating pon farr like it's an enemy they need to be real careful of or they'll never get out alive. the way spock says "we must return home. and take a wife." so morosely like okay gayboy we get it marriage to a woman is your worst nightmare. lets get on with the plot. i've seen sixth graders at church youth group talk about sex more straightforwardly than this scene. i'm obsessed. it's awful. i love it so much

as for the rest of the episode... where do i start? the scene where all the ritual stuff is happening before kirk decides to accept the challenge is shot just. so jarringly. the zooms and cuts to random objects and focal points throughout the scene?? like are they trying to build tension rn because this just looks like a high schooler with a video camera trying to make a short film about drugs (i say this lovingly).

the fact that the episode almost perfectly follows the beats of your standard classic western. the VERY FIRST SUCCESSFUL BLOW being the famous titty window slice (wow they were not holding back). the loud musical stings whenever something remotely tense happens - which are a completely different motif and style than anything we've heard on the show previously. the proportional lack of dialogue comparative to the rest of the show (in my perception?), but the simultaneous exponential increase in cheesiness as well. chapel crying??? when she goes into spock's quarters????? what's that about??????? and going off of that, the weird half-one-sided relationship hinted between those two that came out of nowhere and seemed completely arbitrary. THE SILLY LITTLE VULCAN OUTFITS!!!

tldr; this episode just can't fulfill its supposedly angsty and tense premise because the execution is just so absurd and silly. this is a comedy. it's absolutely a masterpiece in campiness and completely missing your goal (but in the process finding something at least as good). it's so good

[toasted-trek]

y'all know that one twitter meme

[lostlegendaerie]

back at it again with the "someone showed up on my doorstep and asked if I had a spare bed for a night or two" and while I do wish she talked 70% less than she does, having someone else in my space IS making me deep clean (with her help! I won't let her pay me I'm just asking her to like. load my dishwasher) and organize my house so

8/10, being charitable is guilt-tripping me into tackling Laundry Chair

[fracturedporcelaindoll]

Mood~ cocoon as known as blanket burrito~

I could get dressed or even dressed up to look cute and pretty (well mybe I'd try) then again could just stay in pjs or sweatpants and oversized shirt or cami for day~

Totally leaning towards pjs~

[immunetoneurotoxin]

Just wanna drip by and say Incendiary has made itself a permanent resident in my brain.

Your writing is absolutely amazing, every scene got me gripping my seat in excitement. Seeing someone write a Pyro-focused long fic, let alone texas toast is so so so rare, I think I've only read 3 (including incendiary) that I've liked so far.

I love this little fire guy with all my heart, and I absolutely adore how you didn't make him too much like a child like how many mischaracterize him. There's the childlike wonder in him but he is capable when push comes to shove and I like that a lot! Every single characterizations in this fic is wonderful, I would love to give Engie a little kiss on his bald head.. he's so adorable.

I'm probably rambling but I just love this fic so much. I'm dealing with semester's midterms, stressed as all hell and this fic has been keeping me going. I practically cheered when I saw chapter 10 update in my inbox lmao. I would love to maybe make some fanart when I have the time, should I just tag you on this site?

Thank you so much for writing Incendiary dude, no kidding when I say it changed my life. I can't wait for the story to unfold! Please take care of yourself and rest well. Good luck on the job hunting as well!!

Omg stranger whoever you are, I just about teared up seeing this in my Inbox -

This is the most grandest, heartfelt comment I think I've ever received in my entire writing career and my heart is GUSHING rn!!!! I was literally out running errands when I saw this and I couldn't stop thinking about it -

When I joined the TF2 fandom in like... oh god, 2014 I think, I was really shocked to see throughout the years that there weren't many Pyro-centered stories out there, which blew my mind. Like how could there not be a deluge of fanfic for Pyro, who is this extremely mysterious, multi-faceted character with so much room for interpretation?! When I first watched Meet the Pyro, I KNEW I had to write a novel about Pyro. Who they are, where they came from, and what happened to them before the events of the gravel war. Massively inspired, of course. But still nonetheless, an origin story that could very well be canon if squinted at, hehe.

This rings true for texas toast content, too!! There isn't a whole lot of it out there and it makes me so sad - I love their dynamic so much! When Incendiary is finished, I do plan on writing some more texas toast oneshots on my AO3 to fill that void. <3 One of the plans is to write a short story about their relationship during the gravel wars as well, that takes place after the events of Incendiary. (plus, Incendiary has only just started to crack the surface tension of the slow burn, and it's only a matter of 1-2 chapters away from when the texas toast really starts showing through so there is that to look forward too as well. (｡˃ ᵕ ˂ ))

also I literally hollered when I read your comment about Pyro's characterization in this story especially, because THAT is THE ONE THING I have been working so incredibly hard towards holy shit - when I tell you the amount of stories I've read that writes them off as this danger-child that needs supervision - which don't get me wrong is not an entirely bad thing!! they do have this massive childlike side to them, but there is also so much more to them than how the fandom perceives them, not taking into much consideration how they typically canonically act in the comics/in-game, and taking into LARGE consideration Meet the Pyro. I was reeling when I realized that a lot of people seemed to completely forget about that interview. I could go on a whole rant about this sdfghjkl but yes, Pyro is definitely more than capable when push comes to shove! they are in a war, after all ;)

and engineer, oh man. I love that soft Texan so much. :') I could talk your ear off about him too!

man I am definitely rambling now, but I literally cannot even express how genuinely happy I am receiving this message, it means the actual world to me. and FANART?!?! oh my god YES - you can definitely tag me here if you do make fanart for Incendiary!! I would be BEYOND honored omg

Thank you so so much for brightening my entire year with this feedback literally - I'm so honored to have you here as a reader and a fan. <3 And I'm sending you all of the luck with your midterms!! You've got this!!

[boyjoan]

hello!! i am choosing not to be centred around the minute details!!

[wildaboutmnhockey]

this is incredibly minnesota sports of us

[suckmyskinnyballsmia]

Guys what do we think for a workout plan 😋

Idk 🙃

[seokmatthewz]

time 2 play genshin 😌💕

[redhoneysugarorange]

I imagine that Danny at some point gets kidnapped for whatever reason to be a sacrifice for a summoning. Of course, he just says bet, and changes the ruins to the personal hotline of one of the infinity realms ghosts (I like the idea of fright night for the next part).

The bat family comes sweeping in, realize that that one b tier villain friend of Orphan is the sacrifice, and try to stop the ritual. Of course they're too late, the cultists may be knocked out but the ritual is set in motion. And this hulking knight-like figure appears. Of course they expect to see Danny get killed or something worse by the giant ghost spirit thing that comes through the portal riding a demonic alicorn and pointing a sword right towards Danny's heart.

It's the Classic Emotional heartbreaking moment as the batfamily try in vain to save this somewhat annoying but reasonable villain that for some reason Orphan likes. They've gotten to know Danny a bit more at this point, they know he helps Cass get out of things, and they know Cass and him has tea time where they bitch about their families. They don't want to see what happens when a villain who is basically just a more advanced version of their everyday annoyances get vaporized or possessed.

Slow motion shot as the large being swings down his sword, with the batfamily on the outside of the circle trying to get in. The sword swings down, and simply breaks off the chains keeping Danny on the floor.

Then the B tier villain hops up, breaks the circle with a rub of his foot, and the bat family hear him... chatting!?!?! to this spirit.

Danny: Ah yeah you know I hadn't seen you in a while Frighty and this seemed like the perfect time to do it you know? I thought you'd get to mess up some cultists but the party poopers stole that chance already sorry.

Fright Knight: A summons for a battle that I did not to get to fight, a disappointment indeed.

Batfamily member: Excuse me? Fenton. How do you know this... Spirit?

Danny: oh right you party poopers are still here.... I guess I should introduce you all.

*Danny gestures to the figure nearly three times his size* behold, Fright Knight, physical embodiment of Samhein and tormentor of Hallows Eve, the ruler of the spooky and the scary, head guard to the coffin of Eversleep, One of three battle coordinators in the Head Coucil of the infinity realms, um.... Am I missing any titles. Oh yeah, carrier of the ummm... Terror sword?

Fright Knight: Several missing titles, Phantom, and it is the sword of nightmares.

Danny: Ah well, say hi Frighty!

*The large spirit makes a sound that is reminiscent of bones crunching and screams shivering up the batfam's spine. Danny seems pleased anyway*

Danny: I've never seen him so friendly!

Fright Knight: It has been several centuries since my last visit to the realm of the mortal coil after my banishing. The fear here is different, yet the same. This city reeks of the cries of the dead. I would like to visit again.

*Fright Knight steps forward, to the sudden in battle formation bat family*

Fright Knight: Despite the lack of decorum it is always a worthy summons to meet fellow knights so well known in the realms. However, I must be off, I do not trust the coffin unattended. I shall see you mortals in the end.

*And then suddenly the large nightmare spirit is gone*

Danny: That was fun ha ha. Anyway are we done here? I have a house-plant-water-inator to work on.

Danny and Cass are Dr Doof and Agent P

So! Here's a simple prompt. Danny is a small time Villain who uses his Technical Mind to build batshit crazy Inventions in an attempt to take over the "Tri-City Area" (Gotham, Bludhaven, Metropolis). Cass is the Silent Badass who is stuck having to defeat him every time.

Just imagine it!

...

Danny: Ahhh, Orphan. What an unexpected surprise. And by Unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! *slams buttom* *trap springs up around cass*

Cass: ...

Danny: Now, I bet you are wondering why I have covered all of Metropolis in Aluminum Foil. Well. IF I am to take over the Tri City Area, all three Cities must be together! So, using my Fenton-Magnet-Inator, I will pull Metropolis across the Harbor and unite all 3 cities! What do you think of that!? *turns back to cass*

Cass: *holding the dismantled trap with a bored look on her face* ...

Danny: ...Okay then, fine, whatever. It took me all day to design the perfect trap for you and you dismantled it in 5 seconds...I'm not upset...

Cass: *sheepish look* ...want to fight now...?

Danny: ...I would like that...

...

And if Danny is Dr Doofenshmirtz, and Cass is Agent P, who would Phineas and Ferb be? I vote for Jon and Damian.

And Tim is Candace.

...

Jon: I know what we're gonna do today!

Damian: This will be entertaining.

*5 hours later*

Tim: BRUU-UCE! Jon and Damian built a Kryptonian Flying Roller Coaster!

Bruce: I'm one of the world's greatest detectives Tim, I think I would have noticed that.

Tim: *also one of the world's greatest detectives* ...dude...

...

This was just a fun thought I had at work, but I feel like it works well enough.

This could be a Romantic Cass/Danny, or just regular old Frenemies Cass/Danny, but either way I just really love the concept of Danny being a Villain and Cass being the Hero constantly sent to stop him.

(Maybe he is too competent otherwise? The other Heroes don't know why, but every time someone other than Cass tries to stop him he is suddenly Extremely Dangerous. Maybe it's a Crush?)