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deliciousdalliance · 3 months

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Avocado Toast With Poached Egg

INGREDIENTS—————————————————

- 1 slice whole grain bread 🍞

- 1 ripe avocado 🥑

- 1 egg 🥚

- 1 tsp white vinegar 🥄

- Salt 🧂

- Pepper 🌶️

- Red pepper flakes 🌶️

- Fresh herbs 🌿

INSTRUCTIONS————————————————

1. Toast the whole grain bread until it’s golden brown and crispy.

2. Cut the avocado in half, remove the pit, and scoop the flesh into a bowl. Mash it with a fork until it’s smooth, then season with salt and pepper.

3. Fill a small saucepan with water and bring it to a gentle simmer.

4. Add the white vinegar.

5. Crack the egg into a small bowl or cup.

6. Create a gentle whirlpool in the simmering water using a spoon, then gently slide the egg into the center of the whirlpool.

7. Cook for about 3-4 minutes until the egg white is set and the yolk is still runny.

8. Use a slotted spoon to carefully remove the poached egg from the water and drain on a paper towel.

9. Spread the mashed avocado evenly over the toasted bread.

10. Place the poached egg on top of the avocado.

11. Season with additional salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes if desired.

12. Garnish with fresh herbs for added flavor and presentation.

13. Enjoy your delicious and nutritious avocado toast with poached egg!

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months

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What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks #then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard #I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing #to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or #honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal #(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of #'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the #texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso #OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety #augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro #and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of #different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more #when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh #but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions #so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion #on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread #doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and #bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.

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twoastedbread · 18 days

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I love him

#chris redfield #i love him #:p #toast shitposts #Gay #Trans #Transgender #Trans Chris Redfield #idk how to tag this #I need to hug him #He is deadass my transition goals #transition goals #Like lowkey

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learningfromlosing · 3 months

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Love that for her

#toast #bee and puppycat #bee and puppcat lazy in space #relationship goals #mean women #evil women

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crackers4jenn · 6 months

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When the people who hate Jeff/Annie because "she's so young!!!!" have no ground to stand on once the Community movie comes out and Annie's a whole ass 35

#'but but but they're so different! being together would ruin their character development! they don't have the same life goals!!!'#girl they're tv characters and i like them together and when the movie makes them endgame i'm gonna leo dicaprio toast #(a post inspired by me looking through the jeffannie tag for the first time in ages)#community #jeff winger #annie edison #otp: milady? milord

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instantpansies · 1 year

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ok i'm finally watching amok time and i'm trying so hard to take it seriously i really am but

"it has to do with biology"

"what"

"biology"

"what kind of biology"

"VULCAN. biology"

"you mean... the biology of vulcans?

bi,ology as in. reproduction ??"

it's just so absurdly, brilliantly awkward. the way spock looks like he would rather be dead. the fact that they're treating pon farr like it's an enemy they need to be real careful of or they'll never get out alive. the way spock says "we must return home. and take a wife." so morosely like okay gayboy we get it marriage to a woman is your worst nightmare. lets get on with the plot. i've seen sixth graders at church youth group talk about sex more straightforwardly than this scene. i'm obsessed. it's awful. i love it so much

as for the rest of the episode... where do i start? the scene where all the ritual stuff is happening before kirk decides to accept the challenge is shot just. so jarringly. the zooms and cuts to random objects and focal points throughout the scene?? like are they trying to build tension rn because this just looks like a high schooler with a video camera trying to make a short film about drugs (i say this lovingly).

the fact that the episode almost perfectly follows the beats of your standard classic western. the VERY FIRST SUCCESSFUL BLOW being the famous titty window slice (wow they were not holding back). the loud musical stings whenever something remotely tense happens - which are a completely different motif and style than anything we've heard on the show previously. the proportional lack of dialogue comparative to the rest of the show (in my perception?), but the simultaneous exponential increase in cheesiness as well. chapel crying??? when she goes into spock's quarters????? what's that about??????? and going off of that, the weird half-one-sided relationship hinted between those two that came out of nowhere and seemed completely arbitrary. THE SILLY LITTLE VULCAN OUTFITS!!!

tldr; this episode just can't fulfill its supposedly angsty and tense premise because the execution is just so absurd and silly. this is a comedy. it's absolutely a masterpiece in campiness and completely missing your goal (but in the process finding something at least as good). it's so good

#toast watches #star trek #star trek tos #amok time #it's just. so silly and nonsensical and doesn't fulfill its goal at all. it's absolutely a comedy #to me #and i frankly wouldnt want it any other way #not my favorite episode overall - there were a few in season one that just AUGHGHGH. but a deeply silly and extremely fun one. i'm a fan #btw sorry for weird spacing in the dialogue bit tumblr is being mean to me #toast watches star trek tos #analysis

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valewritessss · 2 days

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Finally deleted MyFitnessPal off my phone for my own personal sanity

#got some memories with that app #at first it was just sitting there bc I couldn’t stop myself from tracking the calories of some things #but after a 13 day streak shit could only get worse so I deleted it #proud of myself #that thing had me in chokehold last year did not want a repeat #tw myfitnesspal #tw mentions of eating disorder #random post #ooc post #kind of vent #???#started to wake up stressed out about what I’m gonna eat and I was like nooo not ts again #was literally restricting myself to 1200 cals a day AND IM 5’7 #tw eating issues #sucks when you’re not even underweight so you don’t feel valid #waitttt I was not meant to trauma dump in this post #can we not bring being 2000s model skinny back into being trendy bc why are body types a tend in the first place #I can change fashion but definitely not my body #no bc this world is fucked up why was I scared to die alone bc I wasn’t skinny when I was literally 10 #I hate that it’s normalized to praise people’s bodies #like idc if that makes me soft but a girl just living and everyone just talking about how good her body is #why is that okay bc yes it is positive but it also creates so many negatives #like does anyone get what I mean #it’s a compliment but it also makes everyone including that person afraid to be anything but ‘body goals’#idk how to explain it but like imo bodies shouldn’t serve aesthetic purposes #they actually have functions and needs and they allow us to live #tw body image issues #I hate wiead’s too but that’s just because why is everyone’s food so gourmet I literally just slap some butter onto toast lol #late night post

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toasted-trek · 10 months

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y'all know that one twitter meme

#hello myst fandom (2 people)#atrus IS transition goals 2 me #myst #toast talks

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lostlegendaerie · 10 months

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back at it again with the "someone showed up on my doorstep and asked if I had a spare bed for a night or two" and while I do wish she talked 70% less than she does, having someone else in my space IS making me deep clean (with her help! I won't let her pay me I'm just asking her to like. load my dishwasher) and organize my house so

8/10, being charitable is guilt-tripping me into tackling Laundry Chair

#long term goal is like. semi convert my garage into a space people can stay in #since I don't drive it would be a good use of shelter #bc I wanna help people out but. if I don't get at least five hours of total silence a day I start eating drywall #saro's life #pex toast

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fracturedporcelaindoll · 4 months

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Mood~ cocoon as known as blanket burrito~

I could get dressed or even dressed up to look cute and pretty (well mybe I'd try) then again could just stay in pjs or sweatpants and oversized shirt or cami for day~

Totally leaning towards pjs~

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immunetoneurotoxin · 6 months

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Just wanna drip by and say Incendiary has made itself a permanent resident in my brain.

Your writing is absolutely amazing, every scene got me gripping my seat in excitement. Seeing someone write a Pyro-focused long fic, let alone texas toast is so so so rare, I think I've only read 3 (including incendiary) that I've liked so far.

I love this little fire guy with all my heart, and I absolutely adore how you didn't make him too much like a child like how many mischaracterize him. There's the childlike wonder in him but he is capable when push comes to shove and I like that a lot! Every single characterizations in this fic is wonderful, I would love to give Engie a little kiss on his bald head.. he's so adorable.

I'm probably rambling but I just love this fic so much. I'm dealing with semester's midterms, stressed as all hell and this fic has been keeping me going. I practically cheered when I saw chapter 10 update in my inbox lmao. I would love to maybe make some fanart when I have the time, should I just tag you on this site?

Thank you so much for writing Incendiary dude, no kidding when I say it changed my life. I can't wait for the story to unfold! Please take care of yourself and rest well. Good luck on the job hunting as well!!

Omg stranger whoever you are, I just about teared up seeing this in my Inbox -

This is the most grandest, heartfelt comment I think I've ever received in my entire writing career and my heart is GUSHING rn!!!! I was literally out running errands when I saw this and I couldn't stop thinking about it -

When I joined the TF2 fandom in like... oh god, 2014 I think, I was really shocked to see throughout the years that there weren't many Pyro-centered stories out there, which blew my mind. Like how could there not be a deluge of fanfic for Pyro, who is this extremely mysterious, multi-faceted character with so much room for interpretation?! When I first watched Meet the Pyro, I KNEW I had to write a novel about Pyro. Who they are, where they came from, and what happened to them before the events of the gravel war. Massively inspired, of course. But still nonetheless, an origin story that could very well be canon if squinted at, hehe.

This rings true for texas toast content, too!! There isn't a whole lot of it out there and it makes me so sad - I love their dynamic so much! When Incendiary is finished, I do plan on writing some more texas toast oneshots on my AO3 to fill that void. <3 One of the plans is to write a short story about their relationship during the gravel wars as well, that takes place after the events of Incendiary. (plus, Incendiary has only just started to crack the surface tension of the slow burn, and it's only a matter of 1-2 chapters away from when the texas toast really starts showing through so there is that to look forward too as well. (｡˃ ᵕ ˂ ))

also I literally hollered when I read your comment about Pyro's characterization in this story especially, because THAT is THE ONE THING I have been working so incredibly hard towards holy shit - when I tell you the amount of stories I've read that writes them off as this danger-child that needs supervision - which don't get me wrong is not an entirely bad thing!! they do have this massive childlike side to them, but there is also so much more to them than how the fandom perceives them, not taking into much consideration how they typically canonically act in the comics/in-game, and taking into LARGE consideration Meet the Pyro. I was reeling when I realized that a lot of people seemed to completely forget about that interview. I could go on a whole rant about this sdfghjkl but yes, Pyro is definitely more than capable when push comes to shove! they are in a war, after all ;)

and engineer, oh man. I love that soft Texan so much. :') I could talk your ear off about him too!

man I am definitely rambling now, but I literally cannot even express how genuinely happy I am receiving this message, it means the actual world to me. and FANART?!?! oh my god YES - you can definitely tag me here if you do make fanart for Incendiary!! I would be BEYOND honored omg

Thank you so so much for brightening my entire year with this feedback literally - I'm so honored to have you here as a reader and a fan. <3 And I'm sending you all of the luck with your midterms!! You've got this!!

#also little fun fact about this story #It never actually started off as the novel I intended to write about pyro GASP #It was meant to be a bunch of texas toast oneshots #one in particular was going to be about Pyro working alongside engineer in his workshop #and how they created their own flamethrower that they canonically use in-game #but when I started expanding the plot around that #well that quickly spiraled out of control lol #and just very briefly on the topic of characterizations I will say #roswell is by far my favorite villain I've written #I took a lot of inspiration from strickland from the movie 'the shape of water'#that guy has got INTIMIDATION tactic on lock #chapter 12 will delve more in depth about director Roswell as a person and his goals and intentions and reasonings and all of that #and so you'll see why he does the things he does soon enough :)#also tysm again for dropping this comment I will literally gush over this for WEEKS

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moonysstea · 2 years

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