#toast goals

[deliciousdalliance]

Avocado Toast With Poached Egg

INGREDIENTS—————————————————

- 1 slice whole grain bread 🍞

- 1 ripe avocado 🥑

- 1 egg 🥚

- 1 tsp white vinegar 🥄

- Salt 🧂

- Pepper 🌶️

- Red pepper flakes 🌶️

- Fresh herbs 🌿

INSTRUCTIONS————————————————

1. Toast the whole grain bread until it’s golden brown and crispy.

2. Cut the avocado in half, remove the pit, and scoop the flesh into a bowl. Mash it with a fork until it’s smooth, then season with salt and pepper.

3. Fill a small saucepan with water and bring it to a gentle simmer.

4. Add the white vinegar.

5. Crack the egg into a small bowl or cup.

6. Create a gentle whirlpool in the simmering water using a spoon, then gently slide the egg into the center of the whirlpool.

7. Cook for about 3-4 minutes until the egg white is set and the yolk is still runny.

8. Use a slotted spoon to carefully remove the poached egg from the water and drain on a paper towel.

9. Spread the mashed avocado evenly over the toasted bread.

10. Place the poached egg on top of the avocado.

11. Season with additional salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes if desired.

12. Garnish with fresh herbs for added flavor and presentation.

13. Enjoy your delicious and nutritious avocado toast with poached egg!

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[beetlewastaken]

I love him

[learningfromlosing]

Love that for her

[crackers4jenn]

When the people who hate Jeff/Annie because "she's so young!!!!" have no ground to stand on once the Community movie comes out and Annie's a whole ass 35

[abyssmalice]

No one can resist Tonia. They can't resist her cuteness and fawn over her, and they can't resist her brattiness and get irritated by her. Both ensure that no one can ignore her.

Like an idol that will never die, like an infamous liar with the ultimate love and stardom. All shall be enthralled under her starlit gaze.

[valewritessss]

Finally deleted MyFitnessPal off my phone for my own personal sanity

[instantpansies]

ok i'm finally watching amok time and i'm trying so hard to take it seriously i really am but

"it has to do with biology"

"what"

"biology"

"what kind of biology"

"VULCAN. biology"

"you mean... the biology of vulcans?

bi,ology as in. reproduction ??"

it's just so absurdly, brilliantly awkward. the way spock looks like he would rather be dead. the fact that they're treating pon farr like it's an enemy they need to be real careful of or they'll never get out alive. the way spock says "we must return home. and take a wife." so morosely like okay gayboy we get it marriage to a woman is your worst nightmare. lets get on with the plot. i've seen sixth graders at church youth group talk about sex more straightforwardly than this scene. i'm obsessed. it's awful. i love it so much

as for the rest of the episode... where do i start? the scene where all the ritual stuff is happening before kirk decides to accept the challenge is shot just. so jarringly. the zooms and cuts to random objects and focal points throughout the scene?? like are they trying to build tension rn because this just looks like a high schooler with a video camera trying to make a short film about drugs (i say this lovingly).

the fact that the episode almost perfectly follows the beats of your standard classic western. the VERY FIRST SUCCESSFUL BLOW being the famous titty window slice (wow they were not holding back). the loud musical stings whenever something remotely tense happens - which are a completely different motif and style than anything we've heard on the show previously. the proportional lack of dialogue comparative to the rest of the show (in my perception?), but the simultaneous exponential increase in cheesiness as well. chapel crying??? when she goes into spock's quarters????? what's that about??????? and going off of that, the weird half-one-sided relationship hinted between those two that came out of nowhere and seemed completely arbitrary. THE SILLY LITTLE VULCAN OUTFITS!!!

tldr; this episode just can't fulfill its supposedly angsty and tense premise because the execution is just so absurd and silly. this is a comedy. it's absolutely a masterpiece in campiness and completely missing your goal (but in the process finding something at least as good). it's so good

[toasted-trek]

y'all know that one twitter meme

[lostlegendaerie]

back at it again with the "someone showed up on my doorstep and asked if I had a spare bed for a night or two" and while I do wish she talked 70% less than she does, having someone else in my space IS making me deep clean (with her help! I won't let her pay me I'm just asking her to like. load my dishwasher) and organize my house so

8/10, being charitable is guilt-tripping me into tackling Laundry Chair

[fracturedporcelaindoll]

Mood~ cocoon as known as blanket burrito~

I could get dressed or even dressed up to look cute and pretty (well mybe I'd try) then again could just stay in pjs or sweatpants and oversized shirt or cami for day~

Totally leaning towards pjs~

[immunetoneurotoxin]

Just wanna drip by and say Incendiary has made itself a permanent resident in my brain.

Your writing is absolutely amazing, every scene got me gripping my seat in excitement. Seeing someone write a Pyro-focused long fic, let alone texas toast is so so so rare, I think I've only read 3 (including incendiary) that I've liked so far.

I love this little fire guy with all my heart, and I absolutely adore how you didn't make him too much like a child like how many mischaracterize him. There's the childlike wonder in him but he is capable when push comes to shove and I like that a lot! Every single characterizations in this fic is wonderful, I would love to give Engie a little kiss on his bald head.. he's so adorable.

I'm probably rambling but I just love this fic so much. I'm dealing with semester's midterms, stressed as all hell and this fic has been keeping me going. I practically cheered when I saw chapter 10 update in my inbox lmao. I would love to maybe make some fanart when I have the time, should I just tag you on this site?

Thank you so much for writing Incendiary dude, no kidding when I say it changed my life. I can't wait for the story to unfold! Please take care of yourself and rest well. Good luck on the job hunting as well!!

Omg stranger whoever you are, I just about teared up seeing this in my Inbox -

This is the most grandest, heartfelt comment I think I've ever received in my entire writing career and my heart is GUSHING rn!!!! I was literally out running errands when I saw this and I couldn't stop thinking about it -

When I joined the TF2 fandom in like... oh god, 2014 I think, I was really shocked to see throughout the years that there weren't many Pyro-centered stories out there, which blew my mind. Like how could there not be a deluge of fanfic for Pyro, who is this extremely mysterious, multi-faceted character with so much room for interpretation?! When I first watched Meet the Pyro, I KNEW I had to write a novel about Pyro. Who they are, where they came from, and what happened to them before the events of the gravel war. Massively inspired, of course. But still nonetheless, an origin story that could very well be canon if squinted at, hehe.

This rings true for texas toast content, too!! There isn't a whole lot of it out there and it makes me so sad - I love their dynamic so much! When Incendiary is finished, I do plan on writing some more texas toast oneshots on my AO3 to fill that void. <3 One of the plans is to write a short story about their relationship during the gravel wars as well, that takes place after the events of Incendiary. (plus, Incendiary has only just started to crack the surface tension of the slow burn, and it's only a matter of 1-2 chapters away from when the texas toast really starts showing through so there is that to look forward too as well. (｡˃ ᵕ ˂ ))

also I literally hollered when I read your comment about Pyro's characterization in this story especially, because THAT is THE ONE THING I have been working so incredibly hard towards holy shit - when I tell you the amount of stories I've read that writes them off as this danger-child that needs supervision - which don't get me wrong is not an entirely bad thing!! they do have this massive childlike side to them, but there is also so much more to them than how the fandom perceives them, not taking into much consideration how they typically canonically act in the comics/in-game, and taking into LARGE consideration Meet the Pyro. I was reeling when I realized that a lot of people seemed to completely forget about that interview. I could go on a whole rant about this sdfghjkl but yes, Pyro is definitely more than capable when push comes to shove! they are in a war, after all ;)

and engineer, oh man. I love that soft Texan so much. :') I could talk your ear off about him too!

man I am definitely rambling now, but I literally cannot even express how genuinely happy I am receiving this message, it means the actual world to me. and FANART?!?! oh my god YES - you can definitely tag me here if you do make fanart for Incendiary!! I would be BEYOND honored omg

Thank you so so much for brightening my entire year with this feedback literally - I'm so honored to have you here as a reader and a fan. <3 And I'm sending you all of the luck with your midterms!! You've got this!!

[moonysstea]

Christmas at the Potter’s 🎄

[boyjoan]

hello!! i am choosing not to be centred around the minute details!!

[wildaboutmnhockey]

this is incredibly minnesota sports of us

[suckmyskinnyballsmia]

Guys what do we think for a workout plan 😋

Idk 🙃