#to be safe:

[aro-culture-is]

aro (and possibly ace) culture is growing up in a world so perfuse with the idea that love = romance that you struggle to feel loved. even though you know that platonic love can be just as (or more) intimate than romantic love, it’s hard to see a future where anyone would be willing to give that to you. and sometimes you’re scared that you’re always going to be alone.

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[landinrris]

Martin was in Miami for some show this weekend ;-)

And let's be honest, if Lando really goes all Melbourne -> Miami ->Tokyo to be with Martin, that will be very sus!

Yeah, Martin was in Miami for the Ultra Miami Music Festival this past weekend. Not that we'll probably find out from them, but would be very interesting if Lando is there with Max F right now.

[cybermaused]

OMG GUYS the BEST thing happened today! So I was wearing my superwholock shirt to school today, right? Most of my classmates are peasants who don't use Tumblr, so they didn't understand how hot Benedict Cumberbatch is, though they didn't really give me trouble either. But. BUT. There's this vapid bitch, Tiffany, who thinks she's soooooo popular and pretty and cool even though she's fucking BASIC!!! She comes up to me, snarls, and tells me that SUPERWHOLOCK IS TRASH!

"Listen here cum-slut," I say, "superwholock is NOT trash. It's a masterpiece of art. You've messed with the wrong fandom!"

I take out my iPod Touch to film what happens next. Not even Sherlock can save her now! Mwuhahahaha!!

Tiffany opens her mouth, but before she can say any """witty""" comebacks, I grab her long blonde hair and shove her into the dimensional rift.

She screams and stares at me, as if it's too late. It's 10:12:649 AM on Monday, September 17, 2012, so like, it might as well be. She demands to know where she is. I say that it doesn't matter, because she'll rot out soon enough for DISSING SUPERWHOLOCK! And she's already becoming undone, too. Her skin gradually crawls over her muscles, sneaking away.

A thousand years weaves by for her in four picoseconds. The doors are open, and they won't be closing. It's too late to cry. Her muscles are buzzing with anticipation. Her bones reach for a sky they can't obtain. She's awake from the tremors. Her being is a mass of color palettes merely waiting to be replaced. Home is a mirage. Nothing can compare to this.

I ask her if she's ready for what's to come. She doesn't respond.

[foolfortune]

[wishfulsketching]

Silco and his terror of a daughter

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[ghost-oftheriver]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[landinrris]

Looks like several of Lando’s friends are in Finland with them now too, as well as another one of Martin’s friends, so really starting to merge their friends groups.

Ahh yes I saw Ed specifically in Martin's story after the Porsche experience, but now looks like Tom is there as well. Absolutely love a good friend group merge and creating new yearly trip traditions.

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

hey for everyone talking about jury nullification etc etc: it only works if you lie and say you dont know what it is. if youre chosen for jury duty and they ask you if you know what it is, you say no. here's an article going more in depth, and here's the cgp grey video about it.

like. just so we're clear, it's good to know about, but if you go into a courtroom and start talking about nullification, you could very well have voided your place on that jury. be smart about it 👍

[halfdoomed-helianthus]

[fleapit]

"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.

[vilea777]

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine