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Of course it's the music that carries the day when we're out experiencing a new band at a local venue.
I will say, though, that some bands manage to bring a little something extra, a little bit more of themselves.Â
Last Thursday we went out to Tim's Tavern in Burien to experience Young-Chhaylee. Right off the bat, the lead singer gets into his given name and the confusion it incurs with strangers. For anyone with an even mildly different name, that tiny bit of sharing rings absolutely true. And yeah. It's nice to be part of the club. Even if it exists because of mildly annoying to crazy annoying behavior. âşď¸
After that introduction and not long into the set comes a confession: Young-Chhaylee admits to feeling like the individuals in his band are better musicians than he which gives license to this little piece of advice:
If you wanna start a band, hire people who are more talented than you.
It's a refreshingly humble thing to say... with a bit of endearing thrown in for good measure.
Later after that, he indulges some self-reflection from the stage that you don't see every day. A brief reminder on the challenges of human life in this very moment:
Do you sometimes think you don't know what you're doing with your life?
Of course I realize gigs aren't meant to be therapy sessions. I do think, however, that it's not the worst thing in the world to give people a touch of a sense that they're not alone.Â
Even at shows.Â
I appreciate the honesty, is all.
Toward the end of the set, he introduces the upcoming song with a story and prefaces his introduction with
"This is me. This music is me."
So what's the deal?
Well, it turns out that once upon a time he was at a bar and became quite taken with the bartender. So he took to sitting at the bar when he was there so that he could strike up conversations with her. He went on and on about this woman, pouring his heart out from the stage.
Here's the thing, though. Earlier that evening I was introduced to his girlfriend.
Whoops.
Okay no. False alarm.
He was talking about her this whole time which was very very very very super sweet.
Plus, it was a great song about feels. â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
I think we're all suckers for stories like that.
In the end, it was an all-time great performance. More personal. More relatable. I asked Linzy if these were originals because the quality of music was so astonishing. I told her this band should open for Bruno Mars and she repliedÂ
"They should open for Silk Sonic" which is an R&B/soul/funk/hip-hop/pop super duo composed of musicians Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak.Â
It's a helluva thing the quality of professional music and musicians you can see around town anymore that are worth seeing again and again.
Add one more to the list:
Young-Chhaylee
#tim's tavern#young-chhaylee#musicians#humble#personal#relatable#talented#public self-reflection#honesty#life#modern life#challenges#love#infatuation#feels#talking#conversation#pouring your heart out#quality music#quality musicians#professional musicians#bruno mars#anderson .paak#silk sonic
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tag nine people you want to get to know better!
ty for the tag @myokk and @theladyofshalott1989 !!đđ
LAST SONG? - i deadass don't knowđi don't really listen to music i just always have streams/youtube vids on (I KNOW IM SORRY DONT @ ME) ....does the baroque noble party ambience i was listening to while working on my oneshot count??? shoutout to that video btw
FAVORITE COLOR? - yellow!!đâ
CURRENTLY WATCHING? - i also don't really watch showsđ....do 6 hour video essays on youtube count? in which case i love action button if you haven't watched his stuff (his boku no natsuyasumi video and his tokimeki memorial video are amazing, and his pacman video), and also super eyepatch wolf & hbomberguy (especially hbomb's 'pathologic is genius' video). also i listen to a podcast called '372 pages we'll never get back' that i highly recommend
LAST MOVIE? - đđđthis is just a meme at this pointđđđI DONT EVEN REMEMBER....me and my roommate love watching crappy adam sandler movies so probably one of those??? or my neighbor totoro since i forced my niece to watch it đ
SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - SAVORY BABY I LOVE SALT IM A SALT FIEND!!!đ§đ§đ§i put my grubby little hands straight into the olive jar and FEAST...also when i was in uni i used to keep a little ziploc bag of salt on me for when i ate out LMFAOOO and i always steal the salt shaker and bring it to my room and my roommate is always like DO YOU HAVE THE SALT AGAIN???......what can i say i love salt........(tho i still love sweets and spicy foods as well. and im addicted to coke zero btw. my body is comprised of 50% salt and 50% coke zero)
RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - almost 2 years in my poly relationship with seb and clorađđ
CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - girl do u even have to ask........
LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - probably timezones for when im talking to mutuals LMAOO...i just like to know what hour it is there no pressure tags: @the-ozzie @sparxyv @ccelicaa @kaviary-blog @siboom777 @boxdstars @versailles-black @limonnitsa @dwightschrute11 @ethniee @celestinawarlock @moonstruckmoony @syaolaurant @bassicallymaestra @lilac-ravenclaw @vienguinn @noelles-legacy @4ever2000lover @lamieboo @magic-in-onyx (NO PRESSURE FR FR I HATE TAGGING PPL BC I FEEL LIKE IM BOTHERING YALL BUT I ALSO DONT WANT TO LEAVE PPL OUT AT THE SAME TIME...SO IF YOURE READING THIS U CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED AS WELLđ§ââď¸đ§ââď¸OR CONSIDER YOURSELF UN-TAGGED IF YOU DONT WANNA DO IT BAHAHA)
#omg i yapped so much#ive also been watching Any Austin i love his videos especially his skyrim ones where he goes around critiquing skyrim taverns LMAO#him acting like some government bureaucrat in these fantasy worlds is just amazing#but i cannot recommend action button enough. tim rogers is a gift to this world PLEASE go watch his videos if you have the time LOL#also god i cannot stress enough how stressed i am in regards to tagging people BAHAHA#sorry for bothering you but ALSO im sorry that i DIDNT bother you#im like that keanu meme#sorry to hear that. OR happy that happened#ask#this isnât an ask but iâm tagging it as one anyway bc itâs about me LOL i make the rules here
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still can't get over the chilchuck attempt at telling a joke. like. he had to pick the crude one . poor man was so eager to cheer them all up he didn't consider the audience at all
now he has to live with the shame
#silly clown#the only reason it's so funny in the tavern it's probably coz everyone is wasted#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#chilchuck tims#dunmeshi senshi#marcille donato#thoughts
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Dungeon meshi if they were girls. Call that Yuri in Dungeon (and marcille is there). Their references + a manga edit w them!
#They have it a lot worse đđ#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi au#they arenât a party at the start they meet as total strangers with a common goal to go deep into the dungeon#Eloise and marsilius wanna save Falin (they havenât met before but marsilius hurried over when he heard the news)#Chilchuck was hanging out at the tavern asking if people have seen her son and overhear them talking abt how they need more members#Senshi is. Sheâs there. She needs ingredients. Thats all.#dunmeshi au#dunmeshi fanart#dungeon meshi fanart#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#dunmeshi laios#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#chilchuk tims#senshi of izganda#senshi dungeon meshi#rule 63#genderbend#art#quotidianish
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hi chilchuck! i was wondering if you have any siblings,,, and if so, do you have any advice on how to support them through crappy days? i'm not good at comforting others, but i'd like to try my best, and i think we have that in common/pos.
but yeah, if you have any ideas for activities that sound fun (like, ones that you wouldn't feel dragged into) or just your two cent, then that'd be great :))
I've actually got four siblings, but I was the middle child so I wasn't very good with that sort of stuff. My older brother and sister handled most of it, the rest of us just followed along. Usually getting someone out of the house worked pretty well, though. Try taking them somewhere they like going, and see if that helps.
#asks#anon#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chat pretends chilchuck is their dad#ooc: fun fact he canonically has an older brother older sister and two younger brothers#its also implied his mom is still alive#he also doesnt live in his house anymore since his wife left#he rents it out to family and he lives in a tavern basement#and the official art implies he sleeps on a couch and it kills me every time i remember#:)
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The people of Californiaâs gold rush towns have brought new life to the area, inspite of wildfires and the pandemic. Photograph By Tanveer Badal
How California Dreaming Is Bringing New Life To Gold Rush Towns In The Sierra Nevada
In the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, Tuolumne County offers an introduction to the natural wonders of California, alongside a wealth of quirky Gold Rush towns and Hollywood film sets primed for a comeback.
â By Zoey Goto | Photographs By Tanveer Badal | August 31, 2023
At an age when most schoolkids are still learning to tie their shoelaces, Nathaniel Prebalick â AKA Gold Plate Nate â was teaching budding treasure hunters how to pan for gold. As a third-generation prospector, he was raised amid the sparkling streams of Californiaâs Gold Country, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada, getting to know its watery veins as well as the life lines of his own hands.
While this may sound like a sepia-tinged snapshot from another century, itâs anything but â as I discover when I meet Nate on a grassy riverbank one spring morning. Heâs a thoroughly modern gold digger â a smiling twentysomething who uploads his gilded finds to Instagram â and he has a ready explanation for why Tuolumne County in eastern California is, once again, in the grip of a gold rush.
âWeâve had historic rains recently and all the gushing water has brought gold down from the hillside,â Nate says in a honeyed, Californian drawl, zipping his wetsuit up to his neck and wading into the cascading stream with a minerâs shovel in his hand. Nearby, his ponytailed father, who goes by the name of Nugget Nick, swirls a murky pan of sediment, locked into the eternal quest for a eureka moment.
Scenes like this were first witnessed in California 175 years ago, after the heady discovery of shimmering flakes attracted a stampede of 300,000 fortune-seekers who ended up reshaping the landscape of the American West. Fast forward to the present day and, once again, it seems thereâs gold in them there hills. The focus for todayâs prospectors are the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains, around two-and-a-half hours east of San Francisco. A combination of recent environmental factors, including Californian wildfires loosening the soil, coupled with pounding rains, has stirred up a bounty of precious metal in Tuolumne.
The locals are at the heart of bringing a new lease of life to these gold rush towns. Photograph By Tanveer Badal
Nate can be found most days sieving the brooks around the town of Jamestown, guiding groups of hobbyists and curious tourists as part of his familyâs California Gold Panning business. In a state thatâs long dangled the tantalising carrot of easy wealth â as dirt-poor miners who have struck it rich and the overnight tech billionaires of Silicon Valley will attest â Nate still holds onto a glimmer of hope each time he lays his shiny silver sluice box on the pebbled riverbed.
âI once found a nugget the size of my palm,â he enthuses, pushing ringlets of hair back from his damp forehead. He explains that only a fraction of the regionâs gold was unearthed during the California Gold Rush of the mid-19th century, so thereâs plenty of treasure still to be found â if you donât mind a bit of hard physical graft. âSure, most people arenât getting rich doing this kind of work. But out here in nature, Iâm guaranteed a lifetime of fun and a million dollarsâ worth of experiences,â he says with an easy laugh and a gold-tinted glint in his eye.
Bidding Nate and his family farewell, I move on to Chinese Camp, a once-thriving stagecoach stop that was home to 5,000 Chinese miners during the Gold Rush and became a key hub for early Asian settlers in the US. Today, a handful of resilient residents remain, alongside a surreal ostentation of squawking peacocks, which parade like royalty through the near-deserted streets.
The tinkling bell above the door having announced my entry into the dinky Chinese Camp Store and Tavern, I browse shelves crammed with fizzy pop, noodles and gemstones. Itâs a rare relic of a time when incense burnt outside Buddhist temples and children filed into the pagoda-roofed schoolhouse. Once the Gold Rush ended, China Camp emptied out, its buildings slowly surrendering to the creeping vines, leaving the town looking like the set of a Tim Burton gothic masterpiece.
Moving with the times: St Charles Saloon in Columbia State Historic Park was originally a provisions store. Photograph By Tanveer Badal
Itâs a very different vibe at my next stop, further down the snaking Route 49 highway: Columbia State Historic Park, a quirky town founded in 1850. This perfectly preserved slice of Western whimsy is home to the largest collection of Gold Rush-era brick buildings in the state. Lining the main drag are higgledy-piggledy wooden boardwalks, vintage saloon bars with swinging doors that creak in the breeze, and old-timey store fronts, the workers inside dressed in period costume like a posse of extras from a John Wayne flick.
Tuolumne is a region thatâs had more scene changes than the Wild West films that were once shot here, including mid-century cult classics such as The Legend of the Lone Ranger and High Noon. Originally, this rugged scenery was home to the Me-Wuk Indians, who were pushed off their land when the gold frenzy hit. After the rush had subsided, many once-prosperous towns dwindled into rickety old ghost towns, only to be given a second act when Hollywood came calling, transforming them into sets for rootinâ, tootinâ cowboy films. Itâs still up for debate what the grand finale for the frontier towns that stud Californiaâs landscape will be, but in Columbia, at least, the answer seems to swing towards a fabulously kitschy re-enactment village.
Not all traces of Californiaâs past have been forgotten. The Yosemite Pines RV resort has nods to history everywhere, such as these Conestoga wagons. Photograph By Tanveer Badal
Following intoxicating wafts of melting caramel, I arrive at the door of Nelsonâs Columbia Candy Kitchen. There to greet me is fourth-generation owner Janice Nelson, dressed in a floor-skimming floral prairie dress and standing behind glass cases stacked high with a wobble of fruit jellies, like a maternal Willy Wonka. She tells me her 100-year-old family business provides something that resonates on a far deeper level with her customers than the colourful gobstoppers and aromatic clove drops being carefully weighed out on ornate scales. âThis shop is our little gold mine. But what weâre really selling is a nostalgia for the Old West,â she says, leading me past a table where women with tattooed arms are delicately hand-dipping chocolates, through to a kitchen where the walls are lined with antique copper pans. âItâs the romantic sense of freedom, discovery and adventure that attracts people to this area,â she says, as a group of children stand on tiptoes outside, eyes wide and noses pressed up against the shop window as they watch a display of hot peanut butter brittle being slathered onto a marble slab to cool.
That evening, I drive 30 miles south east to Yosemite Pines RV Resort, in the midst of the type of wilderness thatâs best described as âwide screenâ. Under an inky sky, I bed down for the night in a covered Conestoga wagon, the kind that once brought trails of hopefuls to the mother lode, so the legend goes. But appearances can be deceptive, I discover, as I ease open the door of my canvas-covered glamping wagon to find all the mod cons of a smart hotel, from a double bed and air conditioning to a coffee machine. Drifting off to sleep, I realise that Tuolumne is the kind of place where the past and present constantly overlap, creating an endlessly entertaining guessing game of âspot the Wild West fakeâ.
Getting Wild Out West
Not all windfalls in Tuolumne involve precious metal, I find out the next morning when I meet adventure guide Bryant Burnette at the entrance of Hetch Hetchy Valley, tucked into the northwest corner of Yosemite National Park. When Yosemite became a national park in 1890, Bryant tells me, it kick-started a tourism boom and luxury cabin resorts such as nearby Evergreen Lodge sprang up around the fringes of the park to accommodate holidaymakers. Nowadays, compared with other Yosemite entry points, Hetch Hetchy offers a lesser-trodden route into the fifth-most-visited national park in the country.
We head on into Yosemite, hiking through shape-shifting scenery â fields of alpine wildflowers one moment, the next, granite mountains so high I try not to fall over as I crane my neck to take them in.
Like all epic landscapes, Yosemite holds multiple meanings, which are often at odds with each other, Bryant says as we skirt our way around the edges of Hetch Hetchy Reservoir, a sheet of ruler-flat water framed by soaring peaks. Americaâs third national park, Yosemite helped create a blueprint for the conservation and preservation of the natural world, but it was also at the centre of a fierce environmental battle. In the 1920s, a controversial dam was built at Hetch Hetchy to provide drinking water for the residents of San Francisco, flooding the valley floor. Thereâs talk of draining the reservoir and reclaiming the original landscape, but, Bryant explains, the mass of water does at least mean thereâs a greater diversity in the flora and fauna here than elsewhere in Yosemite.
As we pick our way along rugged boulder trails, Bryant tells me that he first came to this neck of the woods with a backpack and 100 bucks in his pocket, determined to conquer the 2,308 hair-raising metres of sheer rock face that make El Capitan Yosemiteâs superstar mountain. Having reached its summit, Bryant found something about this mythical landscape that he just couldnât shake off, so he stayed on and set up Echo Adventures Cooperative with his wife, leading outdoorsy expeditions that include rafting, snowshoeing and campouts.
The reservoir at Yosemite was created in 1923. Photograph By Tanveer Badal
âI didnât want to spend my life dragging my knuckles into an office. I wanted to wake up each morning and feel excited about going to work,â he reflects. We turn a corner and, like the outrageous flirt that it is, Yosemite wows us with the sight of a rainbow trapped inside a spectacular, sky-high, misty waterfall. Itâs a view that makes it easy to understand why Bryant chose waterfalls in the park over watercooler moments in the office.
Determined to see for myself why Yosemiteâs rocks had cast their lifelong spell on Bryant, the following morning itâs a bleary-eyed start as I buckle up for a sunrise trip with Yosemite Flights. My guide for the morning is Jason Johanson, a friendly commercial pilot who recently co-founded his own outfit offering aerial tours to visitors wanting a birdâs eye view of this climberâs playground. Such is his love for aviation, Jason lives with his young family in a converted hanger at the side of the airstrip, he tells me over a crackling microphone as we whizz along the runway in his light aircraft. âThereâs my home. It makes for an easy walk to work,â he says, laughing, tapping a finger against the side window as we launch into the air.
Minutes later, weâre rising above smudgy clouds to look down upon a chequered patchwork of backcountry. From this giddy vantage point, itâs easier to make sense of the ripple effect that the Gold Rush had on Tuolumneâs landscape. There are the timber mills, frontier towns and railway tracks that once serviced the mining industry, and, in contrast, Yosemite National Park, designated a protected wilderness to halt the damage being inflicted on the valleyâs ecosystem by the new settlers.
We glide on over the park, circling majestic El Capitan and neighbouring Half Dome like a hawk. Gazing down at the climbers currently hiking along the valley floor, looking like a trail of ants from above, itâs hard to believe that in a couple of hours theyâll be scrambling up these snow-capped cathedrals of stone. We complete a final glory lap before heading back to Pine Mountain Lake Airport, where, still bathed in the orange glow of sunrise, Jason contentedly makes the 20-step commute back to his home.
Boom to Bust and Back Again
As I arrive in the quaint cowboy town of Sonora, west of the park, the copper gleam of an urban brewery offers up the first clue of a renaissance. But itâs the beatnik coffeehouses filled with artfully exposed brick walls and freelancers tapping away on laptops that seal the deal. As I stroll the main street of the 150-year-old settlement, originally founded by Mexican miners and overlooked by a redwood church, Iâm finally getting a glimpse into the future of Tuolumneâs Gold Rush towns â and itâs looking decidedly hipster.
The latest chapter in Sonoraâs bust-to-boom script occurred during the pandemic, when many of the decades-old businesses that had occupied its retro buildings folded overnight. In their place, a fresh crop of indie boutiques, florists, juice bars and poke-bowl joints set up shop, as a new generation of Tuolumne residents took a punt on their start-up dreams.
In the heart of downtown Sonora, I make a pit stop at The Armory, a courtyard bar and restaurant festooned with strings of lights. Locals mill around the recycled-barrel tables waiting for the weekly country line dancing class to kick off. Dashing past on her way to do the school run, co-owner Rebecca Barrows stops at my table for a chat. She opened the place with her husband in 2022. To cater for the younger demographic of the area, thereâs a cocktail bar hidden within a bourbon-barrel doorframe, and salsa and DJ nights.
The views on a scenic light aircraft ride with Yosemite Flights include Yosemiteâs Half Dome. Photograph By Tanveer Badal
âPost-Covid, thereâs been a real turnover of businesses around here,â Rebecca says. âItâs the green shoots of a new scene.â Running out, she calls over her shoulder, âBe sure to try the rodeo smash burger before you leave town.â I take her advice, tucking into a hot mess of beef patties, jalapeĂąos and pepper jack cheese â a dish thatâs earned The Armory a place on the Tuolumne County Craft Burger Trail, a network of 10 eateries that take the humble burger to new heights.
Thoroughly satisfied, I leave Sonora and head back to San Francisco through the swaggering scenery of Tuolumne, a landscape that Iâd seen a thousand times before on lazy Sunday afternoons spent watching Westerns on the small screen at home. I take a peek inside the shadowy doorway of Californiaâs oldest saloon bar, the Iron Door Saloon in Groveland, where cowboys in Stetsons are propping up the bar, looking like they havenât budged an inch since the glory days. It suddenly all feels strangely familiar â the trail of riders on horseback, the cinematic frontiers, the flutter of star-spangled banners outside honky-tonks. Long before I arrived on Californian soil, pop culture had already graciously made the intros.
A couple of hours later, Iâm back in the urban swell of San Francisco and Tuolumneâs Gold Rush towns are but a dusty memory. But I know where to find them for next time â out there where the highway ends, in a place where young gold diggers still splash in rivers and tourists drift off to sleep in reimagined cowboy wagons, thatâs where youâll find the new Old West.
#Travel đ§ł#California#Gold Rush#Gold Rush Town#Caligula Dreams#Sierra Nevada#Sierra Nevada Mountains â°ď¸ | Tuolumne County#Zoey Goto#Nathaniel Prebalick | Gold Plate Nate#California | Gold Rush | Mid-19th Century#Chinese Camp âşď¸#Chinese Miners#Dinky | Chinese Camp Store | Tavern#Fizzy âPop | Noodles | Gemstones#Buddhist Temples#Pagoda-Roofed Schoolhouse#Tim Burton | Gothic Masterpiece.#Route 49 Highway#Columbia State Historic Park#Gold Rush-Era Brick 𧹠| Buildings#Higgledy-Piggledy| Wooden Boardwalks | Vintage Saloon Bars#John Wayne#The Legend of The Lone Ranger and High Noon#Nelsonâs Columbia Candy Kitchen#Janice Nelson#Willy Wonka#Nostalgia | Old West#Yosemite Pines RV Resort#ââSpot The Wild West Fakeâ#Bryant Burnette
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Pots 'N' Picks Week 2024: Day 6: Bartender AU
ADVENTURERS WANTED FOR DUNGEON ESCORT Seeking adventurers to escort me in the dungeon to find missing half-foot Puckpatti Chils, last seen two weeks ago. Previous party recalls "losing track of her" on the fourth floor. Willing to pay to go deeper if it comes to that. Contracts negotiable. Payment upfront, with reward upon Puckpatti's rescue. Picklock already found. Ask for Chilchuck Tims at the bar of The Mimic's Claw if interested.
Technically another roleswap, but an AU I cooked up in the chilshi server where instead of becoming an adventurer, Chilchuck started the half-foot union in a tavern after the succubus incident, keeping a very close eye on half-foot welfare, and his wife was the one who became a picklock doing dungeoneering.
His children eventually follow in her footsteps despite his insistence that he doesn't want his girls taking such a dangerous profession. Whilst half-foots are treated much better than they used to be, people still slip through the cracks. He'd promised himself he'd never step foot in the dungeon again, but when his youngest Puckpatti goes missing... He'd do pretty much anything to get her back.
Senshi ends up accidentally adopting Izutsumi at a younger age (he fed her and she didn't leave, and that was fine by him), and the pair of them live on the surface, taking frequent trips down into the dungeon doing odd jobs for people both above and below ground. Senshi isn't a big fan of dwarf alcohol, so he likes drinking at the bar of The Mimic's Claw every so often.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#meijack chils#izutsumi#chilshi#pots n picks#potsnpicksweek2024#chilchuck absolutely ripped her party a new one for not bringing her back btw.#hell hath no fury like a half-foot father worried sick about his youngest daughter.#he hates going down into the dungeon and he hasnt in years but. its puck. he has to find her. shes his baby girl...
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Batboys centric in which they come to the realization that Bruce is pretty (not romantically, the kind of pretty when you look at your mom's wedding photos and see her in an amazing dress).
Bruce isn't used to people seeing him as pretty, but her Brucie Wayne persona because that's the whole point of it.
ohohoho i have a hunch this is you and also this is sooooo interesting... lemme see what i got-
âDo you want to come to the tavern with me?âÂ
The words caught Dick off guard. Both because he hadnât heard anyone say ���tavernâ in years, and because Bruce had said it.
âUm?â He glanced up from where he was sprawled over the couch, looking away from his phone. âYeah? Sure?â
Bruce hummed, reaching up a hand as though to run it through his hair, then thought better of it, and dropped it again. For good reason too.
Dick tripped as he stood, eyes glued to his father, blown wide. Bruce frowned, glancing down at himself.
âWhat's wrong?â He asked, concerned.
Dickâs cheeks burned and he ducked under Bruceâs arm, heading up the stairs. âNothing, nothing, Iâm just gonna get changed.â He muttered, hurrying up the stairs and ducking behind the corner.
Because what the fuck.
Dick peeked back out, daring a glance back down the stairs at his Dad.
Bruce was wearing a loose fitted light pink tank top, tucked half heartedly into deep navy slacks, hair styled away from his face in a way that clearly revealed his age.
It wasnât to say that Dick had never seen his Dad in different versions of undressed. Quite the contrary. Their line of work required levels of nudity, whether while dressing an injury, showering, or working their secret identity personas.
But this⌠Dick shook his head, heading to his room to grab some clothes to change into.
Bruce was⌠pretty.Â
The next time it happened, Dick had witnesses. Jason and Tim were sitting in the den with him, pretending to watch a movie.
Truly, only Jason was actually focused on the story, as it was a movie that had come out when heâd been dead, but Tim would look up on occasion, usually only to draw Jason into a quick debate before dropping his attention back to his phone.
Dick himself was listening to the movie like an audiobook, a real book propped up halfheartedly on his stomach.
âTim, could you help me quickly?â Bruce called, a moment before he entered the den.
Tim dropped his phone, eager for an excuse to have some work to do, faltering only for a second when he realized the task wasn't case work. No, instead it was much much worse.
Dick lifted his book, cheeks burning, as Jason stared, eyes wide, jaw dropped.
Tim, however, seemed completely unbothered, hands moving quickly and effortlessly to help Bruce out before he dropped back into the seat.
Bruce ruffled his hair with a light smile, pressing a kiss to his forehead. âThanks Timmy. Boys.â He nodded at his eldest and exited again.
âTim.â Jason hissed the second he was out of hearing, and Dick dropped his book.
Tim, who had returned to his phone, completely unruffled, glanced up, frowning when he spotted their gagged expressions. âWhat?â He asked, puzzled.
âYou just-â Jason floundered.
âYou just helped lace Bruce up in a corset.â Dick hissed. Tim blinked, mind whirring.
âYes?â He finally agreed, still perplexed. âAnd this is important because���??â
âHeâs pretty.â Jason scowled.
Tim laughed. âGuys, you do realize that our Dad is Bruce Wayne right??? The guy who wins every fashion contest? The guy our classmates call hotter than Superman?? The one person where guys go âiâm not gay butâŚâ and girls go âiâm not straight butâŚâ That Bruce Wayne, yeah?â
Dick scowled. âYes. Weâre aware. Iâve had to deal with those comments about him for much longer than you ever have.â He shot petulantly.
Tim raised his hands, brows furrowed. âThen what's the big deal???â
âWe know heâs hot.â Jason snapped. âBut heâs⌠heâs just.â He looked at Dick for help.
âHeâs never been pretty.â Dick supplied. âHot, yeah sure, handsome, okay, sexy, ugh, fine. But- but pretty??? He canât leave the house like that. My ears will never recover.â
Jason nodded his agreement, looking like a grim military general at war and not a child discussing his fathers attraction level.
Tim looked at both of them, laughed, and propped his feet up on the table, picking up his phone again, chuckling like a supervillain.
âOh man. And yâall haven't even seen him in a dress yet.âÂ
um. so.. okay. Firstly, I'm so sorry for the long wait, I just uh have been really busy and unmotivated and yeah im so sorry đ- secondly, this is not like, even close to what you asked... and i also apologize for that, but i figured better late than never? and its like... kind of in line with what you asked so... yay? anyway sorry and here and hope you like it even tho its not what you asked :)
#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#batboys#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#also its my headcanon that tim and bruce dress pretty together#they help each other style clothes#go shopping#idk#theyre two pretty boys that deserve to go out together and be pretty#*shrugs*#anyway#hope you enjoyed my word vomit
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DPxDC Sky Pirates
Some of you may have noticed that I love to re-imagine concepts and adapt them into different settings. So, today, I present you with yet another dpxdc fantasy AU, and this time, it's Pirates.
Only just 'pirates' seemed not exciting enough, so I have Sky Pirates.
Amity Port, a place on the outskirts of Gotham - a floating continent under the rule of Waynes. A town on the edge of the world, with only the Vast Skies beyond its piers. Flying ships moored in the docks, sails of all the colors you can imagine, taverns, inns, and shops run by all the people you know: Old Kinght Fright, Jinnee Desiree, and Lady Lunch, to name some.
Royal Guard Valerie Gray, who left Amity nearly a decade ago, is now back, and she brought guests with her. Two Princes of Gotham, straight from Bristol: Tim and Jason. Only they are not here for a simple visit.
A Sky Curse over both of them, with feathers piercing their skin from inside, causes them to seek the help of a skies witch since none of the mages, witches, or warlocks all throughout Gotham could help them. But sailing the Vast Skies with no clear destination is a task for no battleship.
They need something else.
A crew of pirates who never back down from adventure when offered a fair price. A ship that had sailed far beyond any trade would go. A captain that their Royal Guard can trust, even if begrudgingly.
And, maybe, a new friend that also has feathers under his sleeves.
Is this an advertising post for my new fic? Yes, yes, it is. 'Free as the Wind' by corkinavoid, here is a link, enjoy.
What I did was I took the concept of 'Danny has Wings' and the idea of space pirates from 'Treasure Planet', mixed it with some 'Pirates of the Caribbean' aesthetic, threw in some magic, added a generous amount of fantastic skyscape worlds and a dash of adventures that end in love, and winged it.
Also, have some art I shamelessly found on Pinterest to set the mood:
P.S. The fic has soundtrack links included
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#tim drake#jason todd#valerie gray#vlad masters#fantasy au#cork writes fantasy#ao3 fic#sky pirates#pirates#amity park as a port town#there are a lot of characters mentioned#like#really a lot for only two chapters#its romance and adventure#cork writes
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Too Good for Me
Summary: Chilchuck loves his wife, but he thinks she's too good for him.
Word Count: 1,944
Warnings: a little angsty, maybe ooc Chilchuck, half-foot reader, one curse word, fluff near the end
Within the half-foot community, everyone knows that Chilchuck Tims and Y/n L/n were meant to be. Both of their parents having lived close to each other, the once small children grew up together.Â
Playing tag as small children, turned into shy hand holding and blushy kisses. Chilchuck adored Y/n with all his heart, nothing could stop him from coming home to her, not even the dark dungeons he found himself in. While Y/n believed that Chilchuck was her whole world. Having loved him since they were kids, Y/n only wished for her Chil to come home safe and sound to her.Â
Their love continued to bloom throughout the years, having married young and created a family, the Tims couldnât be happier.Â
Chilchuck loves his wife. Heâd do anything for her, heâd do anything to keep her happy and smiling. Shining like the sun, even if it meant sheâd shine with someone other than him.Â
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Y/n could tell that something was bothering her husband.Â
It didnât take much, especially since he was so easy to read. She watched as his brows furrowed and his nose wrinkled. His lips were slightly downturned as well, completing his âmr grump faceâ.Â
With careful footsteps, Y/n approached the chair her husband was currently occupying. Once behind, she slid her arms around his shoulders and kissed the side of his head, âGood evening, Mr. Grump, would you happen to know if my husband was available.â Having felt the slump of his shoulders and hearing his defeated, albeit amused, sigh Y/n knew she temporarily soothed the twister of thoughts running through his mind.Â
âIâll ring him in for you Mrs. Y/n.â the auburn haired man jokes, before turning his gaze to catch the loving eyes of his wife. âHello sweetheart.âÂ
She pecked his lips lovingly, âHi lovie. Is something the matter? Itâs been a while since the âgrumpy faceâ has come out.â Y/n voiced. A wife canât help but be concerned for her husband, especially since he works dangerous jobs just for them.Â
âEverythings fine, just thinking about a request of some sort.â Chilchuck smiled tiredly. His mind has been reeling about what one of his party members asked. While departing from the dungeon, Moslie, had caught the small huff Chilchuck exclaimed about seeing his wife after so long.
It didnât take much, to cause Chilchuck to rant and rave about his wife back home. The group laughed and poked at the pink faced half-foot. Making him swear heâll bring her to the tavern to meet them. But after sobering up, Chilchuck didnât want to follow through anymore. His work and his life were two separate things.Â
He wanted to keep them separate for as long as he could, but knowing that the moment he mentions it to Y/n, her radiant smile will kill all the courage to tell her nevermind and not have them meet at all.Â
âAnything I can shoulder with you.â Her sweet voice pierced through Chilchuckâs thoughts. Her nose nudged his cheek, her arms still loose around his neck. The phrase âwith himâ caused his heart to stutter. Knowing that sheâd carry his problems with him, knowing that sheâd support him with anything. Knowing that sheâd be at his side forever, made the decision harder and harder.Â
Chilchuck would be with her and carry everything with her until their skeletons turned to dust, which is why he wants to keep her all to himself.
Her smile alone makes the sun burn with envy. Anyone would be lucky to have her.Â
And he wanted to stay lucky.Â
But knowing that the smallest meeting with his party would cause even the stars to shine brighter with jealousy with how much sheâd beam. Chilchuck had no other option but to lift his half of the world into her awaiting hands.Â
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Chilchuck sat silently at the table within the tavern. He watched as Y/n floated around, speaking excitedly with all members of the party. Even chatting with the wives that theyâve brought along. Her excitement almost made everything worth it.Â
Almost.Â
The auburn haired half-foot watched as his Y/n blushed red at something said to her. She then became bashful and her smile turned into something heart stopping. She looked away, before catching the eye of Chilchuck, then looking back again. A mutter of a response before Y/n excused herself for the conversation to talk with another member, luckily a woman this time.Â
Chilchuck watched with insecure eyes, feeling like his greatest nightmare was happening before him and all he could do was watch. He hated being a part of a scene. Having everyone stare at him, waiting for his next comeback or action. And within the full tavern, that was surely the outcome.Â
So he drank instead.Â
Not enough to get him hammered and stumbling but enough to where his wife would always choose him. Enough to quiet the insecurities just for a moment. Enough to trick himself into believing that he was enough for Y/n, that she would never leave. That sheâd want to spend the rest of her life with him.Â
And it worked, until it didnât. They always came back and it was getting harder to fight them.Â
So he let them win and kept drinking the night away.
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The walk back to their little home seemed much longer than necessary. Almost like all the paths taken have stretched themselves while two were away. Chilchuck walked the path silent. His head hung low, the alcohol continued to flow through his system.Â
The half-foot refused to look towards his wife, not wanting her to see his defeated expression. Chilchuck knew since childhood that Y/n was too good for him. That his grumpy and sour nature wasnât worth her sticking around. He knew that he dulled her and just tonight, his thoughts were confirmed.Â
She practically glowed all throughout the night. Her bubbly nature was addicting enough, Chilchuck almost didnât need a drop of alcohol for the night. But her glow, directed at all his party members, made him feel sick. Seeing her bounce and laugh joyously, seeing her blush and dance with them just told Chilchuck that sheâd be happier with someone other than him.Â
How could she love a grump like him? How can she stay and wait for him for days on end? How could she simply be happy?Â
Chilchuck grumbled to himself, reaching the door of their home. The man made quick work with the lock and entered, leaving it open for his wife that was tailing right behind him.
Y/n walked through and saw as her husband grabbed one of the wine bottles stored in the cabinets, taking a large drink and sitting himself at the table. She watched as he grumbled with himself. As if he was in an argument of some kind.Â
His body language saying to leave him alone. That he wasnât in the mood for any human interaction.Â
But she took a tentative step towards him anyway. She moved her body to lean against him anyway. She wrapped her arm around his head to keep him against her anyway. She wrapped her other arm over his shoulder anyway.Â
She held him anyway.Â
And she continued to hold him as he cried.
Chilchuck gripped onto Y/nâs arm, making it so she canât let go. So she canât leave. He wanted to push her off, tell her that he wasnât good enough, break her heart so she could leave and be happy with someone else. Someone whoâd make her shine and laugh and dance. Someone who can talk about his feelings. Someone whoâd take her on dates everyday. Someone whoâd give her flowers and tell her they love her everyday.Â
Someone who isnât him.Â
âYou deserve better than me, Y/n.â his voice came out meek. Like it was painful for him to even say the words in the first place. Y/n looked at Chilchuck with bewilderment, not believing heâd even say such a thing. All her love for him was ready to pour out, but the tightening grip on her arm silenced them.Â
âIâm a grumpy old man, whoâs gone all the time. An old man thatâs bitter and emotionless. I donât even tell you I love you. I donât bring you gifts or flowers. I never talk about work or anything else and you just met my co-workers after 2 years of me working with them.â Chilchuck ranted. His tears continued to fall, voice weavering between words. His hold still tight, no matter how much he believed he wasnât enough for her, Chilchuck wanted her to stay right there, needed her to stay with him. âIâm a lousy husband and barely a good enough father. You donât need someone like me holding you down.âÂ
Y/n dipped her head down, lay her forehead against Chilchuckâs crown. She breathed deeply before speaking, âI no longer feel pretty. Iâve outgrown my gowns, and I feel fat. Our daughters prefer their father over me. I think Iâm a terrible mother, and they donât love me as much as they love you. I say home, waiting for my husband because heâs the only thing that makes me smile anymore. But even then, I donât think Iâm pretty enough for him.â She rose her head and turned his until they were meeting eye to eye. Y/n took in his slightly red nose, the tears within his eyes and the water path the previous ones made. Her gaze softened, tears of her own welling up in her eyes, her hand coming up to cup his face, wiping them away.Â
âBut seeing the way he looked at me tonight. Like Iâve given him life, was enough to show me that he loves me as much as I love him.â She leaned down and rested their heads together. Chilchuck closed his eyes, taking in her warmth. âAnd god I love him so. His beautiful eyes and sweet smile. His warm embrace and powerful kisses. His grumpiness in the mornings, that always softens when I cuddle him. His loving words and sweet gestures. It makes me swoon every time. I love him dearly and deeply. And nothing could change that, nothing could make me stop loving you Chilchuck. Not when we were kids and definitely not now.
âI donât need gifts or flowers. I donât need you to tell me you love me all the time. I donât need to know about work and I couldâve gone a whole lifetime without meeting your friends because all I need is you. You in my arms, your kisses on my lips, your life entangled with mine.âÂ
Chilchuck slowly pulled away, looking into Y/nâs eyes. All he could see was love and adoration, like he hung the stars themselves.Â
âI love you Chilchuck Tims. And I know you love me. Thatâs all I need.âÂ
Chilchuck crashed his lips to hers. Pulling her into a searing breathless kiss. Y/n kissed him back just as hard. Trying to suffocate all of his own insecurities to make them die with her love alone. Chilchuck pulled her onto his lap, holding her close as he continued to kiss her breathless.Â
Within this moment, Chilchuck believed himself stupid for wanting his beautiful wife to find someone else. Stupid to think that sheâd even think of going anywhere without him.Â
Stupid to believe that she didnât love him the way he loved her because at this moment heâs drowning within her love and heâd die right there.Â
Because loving her was lucky.Â
And he was fucking lucky.
#chilchuck x reader#chilchuck tims x reader#chilchuck imagines#chilchuck x femreader#Chilchuck x y/n#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dunmeshi x reader#xreader#x reader#x fem reader#x yn#delicious in dungeon x reader#delicious in dungeon imagines#delicious in dungeon#reader#mx works
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dpxdc fantasy au (dead tired/brain dead)
part 3
Adjusting to life in a completely foreign kingdom is... toilsome. To say the least.
When he first snuck inside the borders and met a shade, he had thought it was some sort of beast to be fought off. It matched the descriptions of the creatures that had been appearing in the bordering kingdoms, and all of those had been violent and disruptive.
But this one had turned out to be... well, not friendly. TO its credit, Tim had attacked first, when he heard someone sneaking up behind him. But, it had been sentient. Angry, about its broken wrist, compliments of his quarterstaff, but otherwise had ran off. None of the thoughtless destruction from the reports Tim had read.
Interesting. He had noted it down for further consideration.
Following the winding roads had found him coming across a variety of people. some shades. Some fellow humans. All... odd. The shades and humans interacted as if they were equals. A shade sold green-tinted street food in a small town, while the tavern next door provided any near-spoiled ingredients.
"Is that even edible?" he had murmured thoughtfully to himself as he watched the shade fry some faintly glowing potato wedges.
"Depends on your tolerance, kiddo," responds a laughing woman as she passes by.
Tim... hadn't snacked at that particular place.
He also noticed other peculiar behaviors, of course. For one, no one was ever called by name, or told others their own. Instead, he heard a variety of titles and endearments used between peoples. He kept his name to himself, when speaking with others.
There is also none of the frivolous manners and niceties Tim is used to. People say what they mean, and mean what they say. It's a bit refreshing, but also means that when he lets himself speak the way he's used to, he attracts attention. multiple times he's told that the way he speaks is amusing or intriguing or just "stupid," before he gets the better of his most deeply ingrained habits.
He's only just made it to the central city of the kingdom when he's beset upon by a group of bandits. He supposes that they're everywhere, no matter the culture. He just resigning himself to a fight when a young man, around his age, shows up and deals with the group, a mix of humans and shades. He freezes them to the ground with just a wave of his hand and a glare, and-
Well. Tim's seen a wide array of magic since he had entered the kingdom, but this is on its own level, clearly.
The other boy seems friendly, enough. Stark white hair against equally pale, porcelain skin. He looks half dead, uncanny and beautiful, too beautiful, unnaturally so. his eyes are a bright green, almost seeming to glow what the light hits them, and his ears are pointed. When he smiles and greets Tim, his teeth appear razor sharp, a feature that causes Tim's stomach to swoop in an odd, unrecognizable way.
Beyond all that, though, are the things that Tim has been trained to notice since a young age. His body is thin, lean, but clearly packed with muscle, Something his height helps hide, lending the impression of slimness. He carries himself with a sort of ease, light on his feet with a confidence in his movements that speaks to being trained, or at least having a good balance. In fact, the way he moves reminds Tim vaguely of Dick. He doesn't appear to be carrying any weapons on him, but judging from his previous display of magic, he doesn't need any. A stone hangs on a leather string from his belt, faintly glowing runes inscribed upon it.
The thing of most note, in Tim's opinion, are the mans clothes. High quality, if a bit on the plainer side. his boots are polished, his clothes lacking the slightest sign of wear and tear. And he looks, smells, clean. He wears jewelry, simple in design but much like the clothes they are of good material and high quality.
He's someone important. Someone with money, at the very least, and money is so often indicative of class and therefore importance.
Tim figures this is the best in to the court that he could ask for.
And so he smiles kindly, maybe a bit bashfully, at the other man, and nods his head.
"Thank you for the aid, kind stranger." He moves to bow, before remembering the cultural differences surrounding niceties. the other man seems to catch the movement, understanding flashing across his bright, open face after a few moments.
"oh, you're not from around here, are you?" he seems distinctly surprised by this. It makes sense, not many travelers enter the kingdom. It's practically cut off from the rest of the world.
But, he doesn't look unhappy about it either. in fact, he looks a bit excited, intrigued.
"ah... am i that obvious?" Tim says sheepishly, playing up the act of being the unassuming, clueless traveler. No point in raising any more alarm than necessary.
"a bit, yeah. you have a guide of some sort? Someone helping you navigate Amity? It's... a pretty unique place from what i know."
Tim snorts. That's putting it lightly.
"No, I've mostly been figuring out stuff as i go," he says with a little shrug.
The boy looks mildly horrified.
And so he shows Tim around the main city, explaining things, the rules followed to stay alive--
"Never give anyone your name. You can choose a title to go by, but true names should only be known by those you deeply trust."
And the struggles the new king is having--
"How do you even collect taxes? How is someone supposed to know that without someone teaching?"
And if Tim watches the boy a bit closely, latching onto the political drama he lets slip, gives some mild advise, well.
It's a good idea to get close to what is clearly someone of notable influence.
When he gets invited to stay at the palace by the end of the conversation? Tim accepts, of course. His goal is to learn more about this kingdom, cut off from the world. No spy would turn such an opportunity down.
#tim drake#brain dead#dead tired#dp x dc#timothy drake#tim drake wayne#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#danny phantom#fanfic#not a prompt#yippee
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Rockets Pointed Up at the Stars (Pt 2/2)
Part I
Despite what Phantom had implied, tracking down Batman wasnât done in an instant.
Sure, theyâd be back seconds after when they left. But with time travel in the mix, that could be hours or days apart. Theyâd already followed him back to his initial landing time, when Neanderthals were still around (and wow, was there a difference between factually knowing some people had been around since the dawn of humanity and physically seeing Vandal Savage in the flesh as a caveman). According to the trail left by Clockwork, the ghostly guardian of the timestream, they were getting close.
Apparently Bruce couldnât make things easy and was also making jumps through time, which if left unchecked would cause the timeline collapse that Clockwork had recruited Phantom for. Specifically Phantom, as it turns out the thief that liked messing with him on weekends was also the Master of Space and the King of everything.
(Phantom insisted it was just a title, and he was only king of the Ghost Zone. It just so happened that the Ghost Zone was also known as the Infinite Realms, which contained every reality of every universe in existence.
And heâd won that title by defeating the previous ruler in single combat.
The High King had to scramble to catch Tim when his knees gave out at the realization that he had unknowingly gone toe to toe with someone who made Darkseid look like a toddler in a sandbox. What the fuck, Phantom.)Â
As of now, they were waiting for the actual Blackbeardâs ship to dock to investigate the fabled Black Pirate he supposedly fought a week ago, whose description matched Bruceâs. Phantom had gone to grab them something to eat while they waited in a tavern, leaving Tim to save his seat. If someone told him even a week ago that this was where heâd be, Tim wouldâve interrogated them for hours to try to figure out what it meant.
But no, he was just sitting at a table in the 18th century, a medallion from the Master of Time hung around his neck, waiting for his hero-turned-king-gone-rogue to return with food while they waited for Blackbeard the legendary pirate to show up. Jason would probably kill to be here in his place.
Tim was broken out of his thoughts when Phantom returned, two bowls of soup in hand and balancing an additional plate of tough-looking bread on his forearm.
Theyâd been forced to ditch their masks when Puritans tried to have them hanged a century ago, now dressing in more accurate clothing to better blend in. Phantom had apologized for discovering Timâs real name, going as far as to reveal his own secret identity: a black haired blue-eyed teen named Danny.
âHeads up, itâs gonna be either too salty or bland as wood. Iâm pretty sure the cook wanted to strangle me for asking too many questions about the ingredients.â
Tim snorted, accepting his bowl, âIs that why we donât get spoons?â
âNah, the owner doesnât trust customers to return the utensils. Drink from the bowl, though you might want to soak your bread if you donât wanna pull a muscle chewing it.â
âNoted.â Tim dared to take a sip, mulling over the taste. It wasnât anywhere near Alfredâs level, but a step above his own adventures in the kitchen before getting a hard ban post-pancake incident. It tasted closer to brine than soup, but it went surprisingly well with the bread.
Phantom hummed in pleasure, proving yet again that his standards for food consisted of âisnât actively resisting consumptionâ. Tim could hardly judge him for it, seeing as his own bar wasn't much higher.
âSo, Iâd say we have an hour or two until our man arrives. Want to go over the plan again?â
Tim shrugged. âUnless itâs changed from âconfirm Bruce was already here before following the nearest skip in timeâ, I think weâre good.â
Phantom nodded, silence falling over them as they ate their way through dinner. Tim kept an ear out for trouble, but the tavern was quite peaceful this time in the evening. It was likely to change once the Queen Anne's Revenge finished docking, but for now heâd savor the ambiance.
âWanna play twenty questions?â
He blinked, refocusing on Phantom sitting across from him. âHuh?â
âI just figured it might pass the time. Twenty questions, no lies, though you can reject them if you donât want to answer.â
Tim considered it before nodding, âSure. How old are you?â
Phantom grinned, âSeventeen, same as you. Why Robin?â
âI wanted to help Batman after the previous one died. Nobody else would intervene, so I stepped in. Why Phantom?â
âOkay, hear me outâŚitâs a pun.â
Tim paused, gesturing for him to elaborate.
âBefore I was half-ghost, my last name was Fenton. So as a ghost, Danny Fenton becameââ
âDanny Phantom,â Tim groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. âI canât believe I ever thought you were subtle.â
âHey, nobody expects the dead guy to moonlight as a living person. Sunlight? Whatever. Favorite hobbies?â
âPhotography and skateboarding. Favorite power?â
âOoh, thatâs a hard one. Iâd have to say flight. Nothing beats flying at night. Sexuality?â
Tim spluttered, making Phantom laugh as he blushed. âWhat the heck?!â
âHey, you can always skip,â the asshole offered.
âNo, it just caught me off guard. Iâm bi. You?â
âPan. And trans, while weâre at it. Ghosts can shapeshift, so I got a perfect transition at the low cost of death.â
Tim snorted, âDeath is an ally.â
âAbsolutely, it comes for us all,â he winked. âIf you had a single power, what would it be?â
âSomething so I wouldnât need to sleep. I can manage otherwise. What determines the things you take?â
Phantom grinned, âOnce a detective. But seriously, I just aim for things that look cool and wonât be missed too much. Some people will kick up a fuss over their trash if they think itâs worth stealing. Thoughts on soulmates?â
He stopped, some part of him catching on how serious the otherwise silly sounding question was phrased. As if the way he answered this could mean life or death. âYou mean, a couple acting like theyâre made for each other?â
âAh, I wasnât sure whether you had them in your universe. On my Earth, everyone is born with some kind of connection to at least one other person. Shared thoughts, a timer countdown to the time they first meet, stuff like that. Platonic or romantic, they were called soulmates.â
âSoâŚsomeone youâre destined to meet and get along with? Is it magic based?â
A nod. âHumanityâs done research but they havenât concluded on that yet. I asked an Ancient whose domain was centered around it, and they said it was determined by a soulâs resonance. I donât know the specifics, but something about how all souls that resonate a certain way are born with soulmarks, so that they have an easier time finding each other. There are studies about how soulmates tend to understand each other easier, but other than that thereâs no empirical proof that theyâre different from any other relationship.â
Tim considered it. What it mightâve been like, to be told the second he met Dick that fateful night at the circus, âthis boy will permanently alter the course of your lifeâ. To have been able to approach Batman that first time, point to his wrist, and automatically be listened to instead of resorting to blackmail. How much easier it would have been to avoid the misunderstandings that defined their whole family.
Then again, it would be just his luck to have been born in that world and not have any soul connections to the Wayne family, making him work twice as hard for the same level of trust. Or to be born without resonance at all, and be left knowing that he was truly beyond reach. What would that do to him, in a society where people could point at the worst criminals and say âeven that monster has someone they loveâ? To be soulmates with a genuinely terrible person?
âIt sounds like a mixed blessing,â Tim said, meeting Dannyâs gaze directly. âI would love to have someone like that by my side, and Iâd be terrified of being defined by it.â
Danny leaned back, wearing a self-deprecating smile that Tim was quickly learning to recognize. âYeah, thatâs fair. Your turn.â
âWhatâŚwhat is your personal experience with soulmates? If Iâm allowed to ask.â
He hissed out a breath through his teeth. âYeah, thatâs exactly what I thought youâd say.â
âI can ask something else?â
Danny waved a hand in dismissal. âIâll answer, just lemme figure out how to put it.â
âIâll return our dishes while you think through what you want to say.â Tim stood with his empty bowl, easily accepting the other bowl and plate as they were handed to him.
Walking back, Tim cataloged the people hanging around the tavern. A group of friends huddled around a dozen plates, decked out in gear that made it look like they just finished having some grand adventure. The bartender, a sly smile on her face as a drunken man clumsily flirted with his own wife. The cook instructing a boy to retrieve the dishes from Tim, sending a calculating glance in Dannyâs direction before nodding at Tim and turning back to the fire.
Tim didnât spend a lot of time in public anymore. His fame attracted far too much attention now that the press could consistently recognize him. But maybe once things settled back down again, heâd try civilian life again. There was something different about living alongside the people he worked to save, instead of far above looking down.
By the time he returned to his seat, Danny looked ready to talk.
âMy soulmate rejected me when we were little.â
Tim blinked. âYou can do that?â
âAhâŚsorta? Depending on the connection, one side can choose to shut it down. Mine let us exchange messages. I was a dumb kid, and sent out a ton every day to try and get any kind of response that they were out there. They got sick of it and blocked me.â Danny laughed, but it wasn't very funny.
âIâm sorry. That sounds awful.â
âDonât be. I annoy everyoneâit was only a matter of time before I did something to chase them away.â
âWould you stop doing that?â
Danny blinked, tilting his head in silent question.
âLook, I get that you went through a lot of shit before coming to Gotham. But you keep acting like itâs a given that everyone you meet will be awful to you, and it sucks to hear you talk like that when Iâm having fun with you. It wasn't your fault, so stop claiming credit for it. If I canât justify losing Robin, you canât justify being abandoned.â
â...alright then.â Danny huffed, folding his arms and pouting. âNeither of us can talk shit about ourselves.â
The twinkle in his eyes was enough for Tim to know he got through to him.
â - â
Tim leaned up against a fence in the Wild West, shifting uncomfortably in his dust coated clothes. Danny was perched beside him, smugly radiating a cool breeze that may very well have been the only thing keeping Tim upright in the summer sun.
âThereâs too much sunlight here, itâs unnatural.â
âThatâs just your Gothamite showing, city-boy.â
âFuck off.â
Dannyâs laughter had become a staple of the past few days spent traveling through history. In turn, Tim found himself happier than heâd been in ages, making sarcastic comments about anything that caught his eye in an attempt to get Danny to laugh more.
So far, heâd yet to fail to bring at least a smile to the otherâs face.
Right now they were in the late 19th century, following rumors that Bruce had somehow crossed paths with Vandal Savage again. It was bordering on ridiculous, and a part of Tim wondered if this was why the legendary criminal stayed well away from Gotham waters. He was going to have to ask Bruce what was up with that after this whole mess was over.
âSo,â Danny started, leaning closer to him. âHave any plans for when weâre back in modern day?â
Tim shrugged, âI see a lengthy report to Batman, hours spent explaining everything he missed while he was gone. I swear Iâll be up all week helping him catch up.â
A snort. âI meant about Robin. No offense, but you looked miserable in your new costume.â
He paused. He hadnât quite processed the knowledge that bringing Bruce back wouldnât also bring back his role as Robin. It was obvious whenever he actually thought about it, but to him Bruce coming home was still synonymous to going back to how things were before he was lost in time.
âI donât knowâŚRed Robin was just supposed to be temporary. It was one of Red Hoodâs old aliases, not really mine.â
Danny turned to him. âDo you want a new one? If you decide now, we can lay the basis for some local legend to act as future inspiration for the new title.â
Tim elbowed him, âWe arenât messing with the timeline to establish lore for my new identity.â
âCâmon, itâll be fun! I did it back in my original world, thereâs ancient frescos of me winning chariot races and everything.â
âHow are you and Clockwork still on speaking terms?â
âOh, he totally finds it as funny as I do. He just has to pretend to be serious all the time so the Observants donât crack down on him for shirking his duties.â
âYouâre a bad influence on the embodiment of time,â Tim concluded with wide eyes.
A wide grin stretched across Dannyâs face as he lied through his teeth. âI have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âHow did you evenâheâs millennia older than you!â
âCounterparts, remember? Itâs not a soul bond, but itâs easy to see ourselves in each other. Besides, time is relative; he's like a weird grandpa-uncle-cousin.â
Tim shook his head, but couldnât quite force down the laughter in his lungs.
âHey, I know for a fact Iâm not the only bad influence here. No matter how much you claim that sleep is for the dead, Iâm physical proof against that.â
âWhatever. You know when the next jump is?â
Danny tilted his head, as if listening for something only meant for his ears. âIf Bats already came through here, thereâs only two big timesinks left he could be in. Either sometime in the 20th century, or in a designated Vanishing Point.â
âVanishing Point?â
âYeah, itâs something of a collaboration between the Observants, Clockwork, and Ghost Writer. Each universe has an archive set right around its eventual heat death. Itâs like an empty room in a video game with props the devs left in to keep the system running after inadvertently designing the whole code in reference to a lemon.â
âIâŚnever mind. Why would Batman be there?â
âOh, âcause heâs traveling through time without one of these,â Danny tapped Timâs chest, right where his Time Medallion lay under his shirt. âTheyâre designed to safely disperse the energy gained each time we make a jump, among other things. Otherwise weâd just be building up enough to wipe the timeline from existence. Or something like that, I wasnât really paying attention.â
Tim suddenly realized that this was what his former teammates meant when they complained about him executing strategies without explaining his thought process first. He still stood by his stance that it was more effective to explain things as they happened, but he was developing a new sense of empathy for them.
âOkay. Batman is a time-charged universe level bomb threat, and is getting funneled into the Backrooms so he blows up with everything else in existence. What can we do to stop that?â
Danny blinked. âSorry, I thought it was obvious. I already carry a medallion with me wherever I go, so I was just gonna have you put the spare Clocky gave me on him to filter it out.â
Yep. This was karma for never giving people the full story behind any of his plans.
âIâm going to need you to go over everything we need to do when we get to this Vanishing Point. Twice.â
âOkie doke! So Iâm gonna leave you with my spare medallion to help Bats while I throw down with Darkseidâs hyper-dimensional mind slave he sent after him to ensure his demiseââ
Gift baskets. Tim owed so many people gift baskets for putting up with his bullshit.
â - â
When Tim found him, Danny was perched on the same apartment building theyâd last met on.
His hood was down, freeing his flaming white hair to burn without heat in the night. His face was turned towards the sky, looking for all like he was somehow stargazing in spite of the thick smog that blanketed the city. It wouldâve made for a stunning picture, if not for how soul crushingly lonely the scene felt.
Danny startled when Timâs grappling hook latched onto the rooftop beside him. The halfa was quick to brighten upon seeing Tim down below, scooting over to make room for him as he reeled in the line and pulled himself up.
âFancy meeting you here, Detective.â
Tim huffed, readjusting his utility belt. âThe others wonât stop pestering me about how Batman was brought back when I shouldnât have access to any time travel devices. Itâs a miracle I was even able to get out of the Batcave without getting smothered.â
âYou didnât tell them about me?â
âYou didnât want them to know.â
Danny looked stunned. He physically shook himself out of it, a glowing green blush rising to his cheeks as he turned away. âThanks.â
Tim absentmindedly nodded as he smoothly slipped a black marker from his belt while Danny was distracted. This had the potential to either go very smoothly or backfire completely, but it had to be done to sate his curiosity. Now that Bruce was home and heâd gotten the time to think over their conversations, pieces had started to align in his head. It was just a matter of taking the leap and confirming it for himself.
Reaching up to his own cheek, Tim wrote in practiced motions, focusing on the thought of sending it through to whoever was on the other side.
Danny jumped, hand slapping to his own cheek as he whipped his head around to stare at Tim in open shock. He shrugged sheepishly.
âYour description of soulmates was familiar. Between that and the cloak, I really shouldâve put it together sooner.â
âYouâreâŚnot mad?â
Tim shifted, stashing the marker back in its rightful place. âI wish I knew sooner. I never meant to hurt youâBatman was getting on my case about the writing on my arms being recognizable in costume, and I never thought to wonder why it was happening in the first place.â
Danny shook his head, a wet chuckle escaping his lips. âYou couldnât have known. It wouldâve freaked anyone out, getting messages from a different universe on their skin.â
âNeither did you. Know, I mean. Me blocking the connection was never on you.â
âWellâŚâ
âI mean it.â
âFine, fine. SoâŚdoes that meanâŚ?â
Tim carefully reached out his hands to grasp onto his soulmateâs, intertwining their fingers. It was remarkable how easily they fit together. âI donât know if itâs romantic or not, but Iâm willing to give it a try if you are.â
Danny collapsed forward into Timâs arms. He could hardly make out the muffled affirmative, but the message was crystal clear. Leaning down to set his chin on the top of Dannyâs head, he let himself savor this moment.
Tomorrow, he could beg Danny to experiment with the extent of their bond. They could talk about new ideas for his hero name, and Danny could get another shot at convincing him to go on a worldwide anti-multi-billionaire tour. The two of them had potentially forever to work out this newfound aspect of their relationship.
For the time being, Tim relaxed back against a chain link fence with his soulmate in his arms, the word âBOOâ scribbled in black marker across both their faces.
â - â
And that's a wrap! There's definitely room for more, but these were the all the scenes I wanted to cover ^-^
I think in this universe, Danny and Tim end up working as a slightly morally grey hero duo. They go global for a bit, Tim wanting to train under more people to better keep up with Danny (who follows along invisibly as backup). This eventually gets the attention of Ra's, and you can imagine how that goes XD
They're a bit overly attached; neither of them really have a healthy sense of boundaries, which causes a bit of conflict here and there. Tim is the one that insists on taking breaks to avoid becoming too codependent, which only really results in them deepening the soul bond to a ridiculous degree. Ironically it's during this that Tim discovers how he can send pressure marks through to Danny, who immediately converts it to morse code (oops).
Thanks for reading!
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a fantasy/dnd au because i can't help myself and the thought of ancient blue dragon simon who disguises himself as a human brings me joy.
please enjoy this small one shot ft. s1 adventuring crew (please excuse any errors, writing is not my strong suit!)
Rumours at the Tavern Characters: Tim, Simon, Sasha, Martin, Jon Ships: none
It wasnât what Tim would consider a nice tavern. He had performed in nicer ones, ones where the counters were meticulously cleaned and the patrons were at least passably polite to the serving staff, and a mug of ale would set you back a silver piece. This place was not quite like that.
Then again, Tim had been to worse sorts of dives.
The Lazy Storm sat right smack in the middle of the two kinds of taverns, perched on the cliff side overlooking the choppy seas of the western coast, amidst the fjords in the town of Killnâs Rest. Not a bad place, not a good place. Just a place, somewhere to find some warmth, a quick meal, and something to drink. It was also the sort of tavern that didnât take fire hazards all that seriously, if the number of people making merry that evening within its walls was any indication of the ownerâs outlook on safety. It was busy, to the point where crowds spilled out onto the street even though the summer had come to a close and the winter, with its biting chill, was fast approaching.
Perhaps thatâs why Tim noticed him - the old man. Because he was sitting on the bar top.Â
There were few other seats around. Sasha had managed to charm their way to a table of their own earlier in the night while Martin tried to see about rooms, and their party had stayed planted at said table all night as the crowds slowly but surely filtered in for the evening. They were lucky, in this regard, as many other people were forced to stand shoulder to shoulder. Not that old man, though. Perched on the edge of the bar like a bird, smiling kindly at the person next to him.
And his choice of seat was not the only peculiar thing about him, Tim thought. He wore clothing that Tim could only describe as ornate. If this was one of those nice taverns Tim had played in, he might have expected that sort of the look, but this wasnât one of those places. This was the Lazy Storm, and that man was incredibly overdressed.Â
âItâs weird, right?â Tim said aloud. Martin looked up, then glanced around. Sasha craned her neck to look at him. Jon didnât look up from his book. Tim nodded in the direction of the old man. âSomeone dressed like that in a place like this. Thatâs odd, isnât it?â
âNot really,â Sasha shrugged.
âWhere?â Martin asked.
âGood on him, getting dressed up to go out for a night,â said Sasha.Â
âI think itâs weird,â said Tim. Because it was.Â
âWhere?â Martin asked again. âOh. Him? I mean. I suppose itâs⌠well, itâs a little odd.â The twist of a frown at the corners of Martinâs mouth. âSomeone should offer him a seat.â
âSeems happy enough where he is,â Sasha said with a huff of a laugh as the other man at the bar leaned closer to the old man and whispered something to him.Â
âCould we please focus,â Jon finally interjected, shutting the book.Â
Tim rolled his eyes as he took a swig of his drink. It wasnât silver coin ale. This was a copper-piece-per-tankard-ale, and it tasted like it. Which was to say, it tasted like a good night in the making.
âHave any of you actually asked anyone about any jobs yet?â Jon said.
âAsked just about as many people as you,â Tim said. By this, Tim meant: none.Â
âThereâs a rat problem in the sewers,â Sasha said, âaccording to one guard. Doesnât pay well, but at least it pays.â
âThere are bandits, too,â Martin added. âUh, just out east of here. Somewhere. Apparently they have a den in the woods? But I think someone mightâve already taken that one.â
âMm.â Jon was not impressed. He looked over at Tim. âAnything?â
Tim raised his hands. âDonât look at me, I can get a job whenever.â Plenty of people out there who were willing to pay for some good music. âOr did you forget who bought the rooms and drinks?â
Jon leaned his elbows on the table and put his face in his hands momentarily. Then looked up at Tim and said, âCould you please just. Ask.â
âJon, maybe we should just⌠take a night off?â Martin suggested. âIt wouldnât be the worst thingâŚâ
Jon shot him a look and that was the end of that conversation.
Well, didnât matter. Jon didnât have to join them in having a good night if he didnât want to. Tim wasnât going to let it bother him, and he got up to go order another drink with his own hard earned money, ignoring how much lighter his coin purse was compared to earlier that day.
Why was it his problem anyway, that they didnât have much in the way of coin? He wasnât going to let it get to him. It wasnât getting to him. He and Sasha and Martin were just some poor souls dragged along on Jonâs pointless quest to find some answers that had nothing to do with any of them. So why did it matter?
It didnât matter.
Dammit.Â
The old man was not the first person he asked that night about a job. As he waited for a drink he asked the person to his left and to his right, but neither of them were keen on talking - and it took him a little too long to realize they were part of their own adventuring party based on the matching bands on their arms, and wouldnât be sharing any information with him. He tried to ask the bartender as well, but she was too busy to give him any answer that was not a look of inconvenience.Â
Tim sighed. And he kept asking, until finally his route around the tavern brought him to the old man at the bar. Sat there, dressed strangely, looking for all the world like he should be just about anywhere else.Â
âAre you quite alright?â the old man asked him. Tim blinked. âNot that I mind, but Iâve been told itâs rude to stare.â
Had he been staring? âSorry,â Tim said. The old man smiled at him.
âSomething I can do for you?â the old man asked.Â
Tim looked around briefly. The other person with whom the old man had been speaking earlier that night was gone. âDonât suppose there is,â Tim said. âUnless you know of any get rich quick jobs around this place.â
The old man chuckled. âWell now, I can think of a few, but Iâm not entirely sure those are the type youâre looking for,â he said, resting his hands on the head of his cane which he had propped up on the empty edge of one of the bar-stools. âTough times, out there. Or so I hear. Something about the supply and demand of it all, I think. Too many adventurers, too few problems that need solving! At least around these parts.â The old man sighed thoughtfully. âThis coast isnât what it used to be. Time was you couldnât take two steps on the road without running into bandits or cultists or a proper mountain troll. Now youâd be lucky to find a good sized rat nest to clean up.â
âYeah, well. Killing rats doesnât pay well,â Tim said.Â
The old man smiled, watching Tim over the rim of his glasses. His eyes were sharply blue, Tim noticed. âNo,â the man agreed. âNo it doesnât.â He tilted his head. âTerribly sorry, but Iâm afraid youâll have to go further afield to find anything.â
âThanks anyway,â Tim said, defeated.Â
âAlthough,â the old man said as Tim was turning away. Tim paused and looked back at him. âIâve heard a rumour. There have been a few ships that have come into the harbour with some particularly strange news out of the Shivering Straight. Up north. Word is there have been a handful of whaling ships that have gone missing around Helkelson Bay. Only a couple of survivors. Those that do manage to best the frostbite say⌠well. You know how sailors can be, always creating the most fanciful stories. A ghost ship, they say! The mayor of Helkelson isnât altogether convinced itâs anything so peculiar as that, though I hear heâs offering a handsome reward to anyone willing to⌠solve the problem. Whatever that problem may be.â
âHelkelson?â Tim said.Â
âThatâs right,â the old man replied with a smile. âAsk around the docks, Iâd say. Plenty of merchant ships coming and going that way. Of course, itâs only a rumour.â
Tim smiled back. âBetter than nothing.â
It was at that moment the old manâs companion returned and gave Tim a wary look. Tim took it as his cue to leave with a nod of thanks and an imaginary tip of the hat before he returned to the table to join his companions.Â
âLet me start,â he said to them, âby saying youâre welcome. Now, any of you been to the Shivering Straight?â
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Gather/trader- This would lead to Duke having an wide range of knowledge of stuff from medicines to wepons and jewelry, he would be more familiar with the woods then most people giving him a tactical advantage, he would also be really good at figuring what people want/need and how much they're willing to do for it. He would be really good at selling stuff including Ideal such as freedom and Justice. He also would have a assortment of skill sets he learned to get stuff to sell. For example he would be a good climber to get rare fruits but he'd also know how to get snake venom without being bite or how to tell the value of gems. He could also help Wally and Tim by gathering herbs and plants that are used to heal.
Goldsmith- This would lead to him being good at noticing details often seeing things others don't/can't , while he would have a basic knowledge of wepons he would know more about crowns and symbols. He would work close to Royalty and develop a unique understanding of Kings and Queens. Duke would be less likely to trust someone who wore symbols of power than someone who wore symbols of humbleness or kindness. He and Jason could discuss their shared knowledge of symbolism.
Blacksmith- this would give him a good understanding of different kinds of weapons and armor. He be able to most likely predict his enemy's fighting style and personality based on their wepons and Armor. Many people would believe that Duke could see in the future because of how good he was at reading people. Damian would be impressed by Duke's understanding of wepons.
Scout-suggest by millylotus "A scout maybe, he was spending a lot of time looking for his parents around Gotham in canon & his dad(Doug not Gnomon) would take him around to buildings he's worked on" this would give him a good knowledge of the land and the relationship between kingdoms as well as his own people. He could help navigating for the knights once he moves to shadow birds.
Farmer- he would be good at surviving off the land and devople skulls that could help the kingdom during times of crisis such as famine or plauge, most farmers are also very self efficient. Duke would also be good at reading the land and knowing the weather. He could predict draughts, bad storms, or drops in temperatures. This would make him a good Allie during times of war as he could help forge battle plans around the weather.
Tavern Worker- This would lead to him having good people skills, also a tavern is a great place to over hear information and most revolutions are started in bars or Taverns. He would als be a good person to share your problems with. This would also lead to Duke being good at telling when someone was hiding something. Plus this is another job that may cause some people to believe he can see in the future because of how good he was at reading people. Damian probably wouldn't be to big of a fan because of how good Duke is at reading people.
Grosser- similar to the trader but less traveled and more into tuned to the economics of the kingdom and what the people need. It would led to him talking with Bruce and Damian a lot but I could say the same with Gather/Trader.
Whatever trade was probably taught to him by his step father Doug. Dukes bio dad was a noble under the twisted king. Duke is a Revolutionary so what ever skills he has developed will go into helping him with that.
More on this version of Duke here
#reverse robins#reverse batfam#damian wayne#medieval#fanfiction#kings and queens#duke thomas#signal dc#tim drake#nightwing#jason todd#wally west
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Batfam as made-up facts
Dick: The biggest biohazard in public swimming pools isn't the kid that peed in it, but rather the body oil from all the swimmers accumulating over time. Not only is oil not neutralized by pool chemicals such as chlorine, but it also floats to the surface and is the first thing you make contact with when you jump in the water. This is why a lot of public pools ask people to shower beforehand.
Jason: Making new memories is simply the process of our brains creating and reinforcing new neural connections. Traumatic or impactful events see denser myelination in the hippocampus (brain's memory center) and it's theorized that when we die and our "life flashes before our eyes," there's more activity in those denser regions leading to more vivid images of those moments.
Tim: Klondike's Equation is one of the lesser-known unsolved mysteries in math. It's a branch of calculus that takes Olivar's Laws of four-dimensional derivatives and creates a paradoxal equation by which the right half of it cannot be fully written if the left half is unsolved, but the left half needs values from the right in order to be computed.
Damian: The oldest interactive/roleplaying game dates back to the ancient Sumerians, according to records. It consisted of a theater of clay puppets that the audience would chime in with how they should act. It was often performed at bars or taverns during holidays with stories themed around mythical deities or fables.
Duke: In 1982, Bill Watterson brought to Archie Comics a standalone concept of a child hero and a sentient animal companion. However, he was rejected in favor of the up-and-coming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles story. After shopping around at companies and getting lots of rejections, Watterson finally found his big break with Andrews McMeel Publishing, cementing his place in comic history with the cult classic Calvin and Hobbes.
Cullen: The smallest readable book ever made is 12 nanometers long by 8 nanometers wide. It was engineered by four particle physics grad students at the University of Vienna and contains the first passage of the Bible across six microscopic pages.
Stephanie: Most aerosol cans use both oxygen and carbon dioxide as the aerosolizing agent, which is why you're told never to spray them near an open flame. However, for food (like whipped cream or spray cheese), nitrogen is used instead. This is to prevent perishable food from oxidizing and for preservation as nitrogen helps maintain a cooler inner temperature.
Cassandra: The most plausible explanation for the legendary chupacabra was proposed by a team of anthropologists in Oaxaca. Essentially, it combines the theories of mass hysteria with the existence of a similar creature that went extinct in early Mesoamerican history. As accounts of this now-extinct creature was passed down, the image of it was slowly distorted. The modern chupacabra legend likely arose in a period of mass hysteria during political and economical insecurity.
Barbara: Traditional computer programs can be broken down into a series of if-then commands by which a condition is given and the program must respond according to the parameters. However, machine learning algorithms use an expanded version of this, known colloquially as if-then-but-because-however. The "if-then" stipulates the parameters, the "but" is for modifiers, the "because" is for generating explanations (usually pulled from a database of other works unfortunately), and the "however" is for exceptions that may rise over the course of running the program.
Harper: Ambidextrous people actually struggle the most when it comes to the drums. Most drum setups and tabs (sheet music) are designed with right-handedness as a default. Left-handed people can simply flip it around it for themselves. However, ambidextrous players have been found to struggle with the asymmetry of the instrument. That's why, among professional rock drummers, only 6% are ambidextrous compared to the 18% of lefties and 76% of righties.
Carrie: Although it feels like our lungs are burning after holding our breath for a while, the sensation actually originates from our inflated diaphragm pressing against our lungs. Since there are more nerve endings around our lungs than our diaphragm, we interpret the feeling higher than where it actually occurs.
Kate: During the war of 1812, a group of nine Canadian men known as the False Damsels donned women's attire to act as spies against the Americans. Of the nine, four of them reportedly continued crossdressing after the war and one of them started going by Margaret a few months later and remained unmarried for 20 years until they moved to Portugal with an unknown courter.
Alfred: In 1757, the British government attempted to train livestock, such as cows and chickens, to spy on domestic threats (such as anti-monarchists). However, this project never took off due to a regional outbreak of avian flu combined with the takeoff of the Industrial Revolution and new inventions that rendered animal labor obsolete.
Selina: Coffees and wines contain a bitter compound called tannins, and the ability to taste them is genetically determined. Capsaicin can be seen analogously. Some people inherit a gene that allows them to detect capsaicin fully, so when they eat a pepper, all they get is the heat and little to no flavor. Conversely, others have a gene where the heat is "muted" and they can better distinguish the flavors between two spicy foods.
Bruce: There is a correlation between one's taste in food and expectation of others. According to a 2019 Harvard study, people who reported preferring more simultaneous flavors in their food were 26% harsher in an activity where they had to grade students' mock essays.
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