ranking the main taz trios from least to most likely to have all kissed each other on the mouth at some point:
5: coriolis crew. absolutely not. there is about a 0% chance even a single pair of them kissed. i don't think even friendly cheek kisses have occurred. amber is allergic to affection, devo will not shut up for even 5 seconds, and i don't think zoox even has lips. not even to mention the weird distant coworkers but also contentious found family vibe they got goin on. no kissies were had.
4: pine guard trio. it's been a long time since i listened to amnesty but i just do not see it happening iirc. maybe ned and duck at some point like once? definitely not aubrey with either of them. and not thacker (if you include him) either.
3: tres horny boys. counting the stolen century, i think there's an okay chance taako and magnus have kissed at least once. the chance of either of them kissing merle is pretty low but not fully nonexistent
2: thundermen llc. it's happened before and no one knows if it was romantic or friendly/messing around, least of all the three of them, and they're okay with that
1: poppy's boys. these old men have explored each other's bodies on more than one occasion and it was awkward and weird every time but that's not stopping them
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THEY ACTUALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT THE SECOND TIME
I see why the show had dog-ahh marketing now, honestly it's unbelievable that they actually hyped up for phone stickers app twice 😭😭😭
Well, at least IT IS FOR ANDROID THIS TIME TOO. HOORAY?!? *slams table in anger*
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i heart whimsical masochists. silly freaks. you draw blood from them and they’re giggling. so :3 about it
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new worker can tie me up with his strings whooooweee mama!!!😻💞
NO ONE IS SAFE IN THIS DREADFUL BLOG I SWEAR!!!!! ITS ALWAYS YOU
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