#tie this man up!!
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some mussy hair lorri studies that bled into a flustered lorri comic
#my roommate is dracula#lorrimer van helsing#peter vincent#peter cushing#roddy mcdowall#sketches#traditional art#studies#hammer dracula#fright hammer au#fright night#old man yaoi#tie this man up!!#satanic rites of dracula#dracula ad 1972#i just love it when cushing makes his hair all messy#he gets the ghibli poof#it doesnt happen often but when lorri gets flustered he's a fluffy blushy mess#phuzface#mai art
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay
#akekita content in this economy? it's more likely than you think#this is like for the three ppl that ship them (me tumblr user haliai and atlus)#also which boyliker at atlus designed yusuke's phantom outfit like WHY is he dressed like a gay hooker 💀💀💀💀#the skintight spandex bodysuit designed to show off the slutty waist?? the exposed cleavage?? the cunty little fox tail?? bro 😭#my hand was shaking while i was drawing the second img it felt so IMMODEST 😭😭😭😭😭#i wish atlus confirmed which highschool akechi went to bc i love the hc that he attends kosei#his tie matches hifumi's ribbon so i think they're trying to tell us smt (im delusional)#ANYWAY akechi and yusuke would match each other's freak lowkey like they're both hardcore yappers that weird everyone else tf out#akechi would find solidarity in the fact that yusuke doesn't shut up abt whatever he's interested in#also also the fact that akechi is a mirror version of him bc they're victims of the same situation#both being exploited and utilized as tools after their mothers death#by the man they called father in exchange for validation or a false sense of place#but ultimately yusuke was saved by phantom thieves while akechi refused any pity and slowly succumbed to fate of his own making#really makes you look at atlus and think whats going on in their buttery smooth brains for not including other character interactions#aside from the social links with joker. the wasted dynamic potential between some of the characters is insane 😭#persona 5#p5#yusuke kitagawa#kitagawa yusuke#goro akechi#akechi goro#akekita#bro me when i stay up until three am drawing persona instead of finishing my lab (i’m beyond cooked 💀💀)#i think i need to switch college majors i can’t keep doing this#lotus draws
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Make a wish 😈 www.suiteddaily.com 11:1K DEAL ON🔥
#suits#menatplay#men at play#men in suits#necktie#suited#suitedman#suitmen#neckties#trajeado#necktie knot#formal attire#formalwear#formal#business wear#business suit#office man in a suit#man bulge#hunky man#suited man#suitandtie#suited up#suit and tie#men’s suits#suited daddy
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she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh
#one piece#trans!sanji#sanji#kiku#yamato#ワンピース#I'm practicing my japanese shhhhhh#(日本語のペラペラ人:俺は文法とか書く方とか間違ったら教えてください😅ありがとうございます)#translation:#Yamato: I'll be able to get as strong as Oden?#Sanji: Probably... 🤔#[meanwhile Kiku is remembering the time in the hot spring]#(Sanji: Nami-chan!!!)#(Nami: Shut up!! The women's bath is supposed to be a peaceful place!)#Kiku: I am also ⚧️ ... o.o#(y'all english speakers had me all to yourselves for a decade it's about time I start to also sometimes make stuff in my next language lol#notably for media *from* that language#same as it made sense to make fan content in english for [american superhero franchise we don't talk abt anymore] back in the day#(happy seasonal reminder that Ren Is Not A Native English Speaker and This Is My 5th Language hi 😅))#while looking up reference for this I learnt that the straps to tie back the kimono sleeves are called tasuki#also I decided yamato get big muscles cause he got them kaido genes in im (I also gave him his dad's young-man-facial hair)#the more I do transition projections for one piece characters while tryna adhere to the style the more I learn that sometimes stylisation#uses bones less as literal determinants for where things go and just kinda exaggerates shapes based on vibes alone instead#meaning trans characters' bones wouldn't literally stay looking the same in that stylisation in the way they do irl#they'd get exaggerated differently based on what the surrounding stuff is doing#I still think oda's transition demonstration when we first met iva was unreasonable even with that in mind tho
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BUNNYDOLL YOU ARE NEVER BEATING THE MARRIED COUPLE ALLEGATIONS I FEAR
#love is when you put up with your man's idiocy#or you tie him up or whatever#Its a win anyway#tadc ragatha#tadc#tadc jax#the amazing digital circus#jax x ragatha#ragatha x jax#bunnydoll#he looks so offended like girl why are you airing our private bussiness like that
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#shiny shirt#man in satin#suited up#shirt and tie#open shirt#satinshirt#shiny gear#leather pants#gay couple#gay love#gay men#gentlemen
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the patrician is just a guy to me
#havelock vetinari#discworld#doodles#before you ask why just know this#i actively avoid looking at any discworld art book covers included#i specifically buy those hardcovers with graphic design on the front#so any kind of a visual context doesnt exist for me except what my brain sees when im with the guy in the room as i read#so anyway Lord Vetinari is like an old suit and tie guy to me#he is proper arguably a minimalist calm collected and always two steps ahead#he is pushing 50#doesnt even have to be fifty but I know this in my soul: to be like him you have to have seen life for many decades#his monologue at the end of GG is driving me craaayyyyzayyy#a man that wakes up and does a thing not for fulfilment but because. because its like one of the world truths or some shit#part of me would love to put him in a fancier suit but in men at arms he literally sits on a wooden chair next to the throne#hello?#in his little (huge) garden with his little (huge) stacks of paperwork#and he has a shitty terrier#what a guy#this granpapi is my chewtoy
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My world shattering when I realize that Chilchuck is underweight
Post-canon Chilchuck stops dieting and gains weight real
Edit: I am going to SCREAM
#Dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#give him the dad bod. He earned his beer belly#It makes me sad please retire and let yourself live. Gonna draw him chubby.#Someone mentioned that with the changeling incident halfling Marcille and dwarf Laios had a hard time keeping up with the others’ pace#Which implied that Chilchuk is normally kind of running everywhere with the party#He doesn’t look toned tho he looks like he’s all skin and bones nooooo#Senshi feed this man#i reblogged with more evidence/interesting stuff btw#Isn’t it kinda messed up how half-foots don’t show the same physical signs of starving that other races do?#Who knows how many of them are malnourished. You can’t tell at a look#That does tie in with how other races dismiss them and their struggles tbh. Such “small” and “hard to notice” problems
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So obviously Kristoph's pettiness is terrifying because of what he does as a result of it (murders two people and attempts to murder a 12 year old) but what manages to be even scarier to me is how fucking paranoid Kristoph is.
I've mentioned it before but I actually discussed Kristoph with my brother once (I didn't tell him we were talking about Ace Attorney but he was quick to catch on lol) and we both agree that as bad as the crimes Kristoph was found out for, it's very possible there are crimes he wasn't caught on.
Well, it just occurred to me that canonically, there IS another crime he committed and wasn't caught for: stalking. I don't remember if it's ever made explicitly clear in Apollo Justice, but at the absolute least it's implied that Kristoph was so fucking paranoid after Zak's trial that he was stalking everyone involved in the case. Stalking is a crime, and one that we know Kristoph committed but was never brought to court. Frankly, he's lucky, because the fact that he killed two of the people he was stalking and tried to kill another would've been. Not great for his sentence.
I NEED to do an analysis on Kristoph at some point. I don't know when I'll do it, but I need to do an analysis/essay on how fucked up Kristoph is. I wasn't initially intending to do an analysis on Kristoph because I didn't even know where to start (so basically I was very much in the same boat as every Ace Attorney character to interact with Kris, in that ever since I first thought of doing an analysis on Kristoph I've been like "well, I don't know if I'd even be able to analyze him coherently considering how fucked up Kristoph's fucking brain is") but I've found that analysis essays are like my way of following through with "I want to study this character in a lab" so. It's metaphorical study-Kristoph-Gavin-in-a-lab time lol
#ace attorney#apollo justice ace attorney#kristoph gavin#me wanting to analyze kristoph at least partially comes from me trying to figure out what kristoph bashing in fanfic would entail#then realizing hes probably not above doing literally anything to get what he wants or tie up loose ends#like this is the man who commissioned forged evidence FOR $100K to secure a win over his brother for fame. what the fuck man
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Damn I can't believe Diana's FTE is Diana rizzing up Damon, to which he started immiediately cooking her up (bro got defensive)
it boiled over, bro got livid
decided he's done with this and left
#no one does it like damon maitsu#nah lowkey watching this was like “diana is so sooo sillyyyyy”#i love my girl i love her smm omgg ??#damon chill#bmc idk#he's more patient with a stinky man eugh BRO#what did she even do 😭🙏#besides confuse you with your#tie#GIRL (damon) GET OVER YOURSELF desmond insulted your physique toshiko dramatized about your childhood and insulted your ULTIMATE#(based off tongue twisters)#my girl did nothing youre just a hater 🙏#you do not like her because she is nice and silly shut up#damon mouth SHUT#damon maitsu#diana venicia#p:eg#project eden's garden
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The ultimate Cale vs White Star showdown, just them coughing blood on each other while Cale's family and White Star's henchmen keep providing tissues
#im currently on chapter 383 please no spoilers#reading lout of the count's family#they are 2 sides of the same weak-consitution idiot#idk if it's because i gotten too used to it with orv and sctir#but the fact that Cale's family hasnt yet tried to lock him down or tie him up to stop him from sacrificing himself#is baffling#the kids insult him a lot#ron gives him revenge lemons#eruhaben shook him hard once#was nice#no locks tho#albert arrest this man for crimes against himself#locf#lout of the count’s family#tcf#tcf novel#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#kim roksu#white star
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okay, having watched the thing, I don’t think it actually “canonises” Spirk, not any more than any other time they held hands or any of the big scenes from the movies. in fact, I think this is rather more a passion-project/“elevated” fanwork from Shatner, Rod Rodenberry, and the Nimoy estate, than actual canon. That, and all my reservations about the whole cgi/deepfake “de-aging” aside,
I really like this thing, in all it’s cringey, kinda bad, earnest glory.
This felt like the “real” Kirk, a kind of hero that just doesn’t have the space to be (re)created in our present collective consciousness, who likes walking among nature and smelling pretty flowers and watching the sunset with his soulmate (platonic or romantic or both or whatever). It’s a little bit misguided, a little bit controversial, but it has heart, which I feel is also how Kirk has always been able to reflect Shatner at his best. I also like the ambiguity of how exactly it was that they were reunited. That’s best left to interpretation I think.
And I guess I’m glad that there’s a version of them that were together at the end and is a little closer to the mainstream than my favourite fics on ao3.
#this won’t change much how i think about them i don’t think#if i must acknowledge generations it’s still only as part of ophelia_j’s first best destiny to me#much better than ‘canon’ will ever be imo#what i think is actually interesting is how this whole thing reflects on shatner’s relationships to nimoy their characters and mortality#which is probably part of why i can be so accepting of it#man in his 90s does what he can to tie up his loose ends#spock#jim kirk#james t kirk#star trek#star trek tos#spirk#star trek unification#the one thing I refuse to acknowledge is what I think they tried to imply with Saavik though#nope nope nope
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Caughtcha, gotcha, not letting go ♥ (Patreon)
#Doodles#Pokemon#Firebland#Silverstreakshipping#Kabu#Larry#The Stanley Parable#Stanley#Silly little leftovers between bigger ideas - it's interesting how most of my ideas for them are comic-style :0#Interaction scripts moreso than just Cute Lads as is my wont haha - though they are also cute#Practice doodles to keep sharp!#And hey they both get their own singular focus and two together! Doubly double nice haha#I think about ''Would you still love me if I was a worm'' perhaps an inordinate amount.... I genuinely really like it haha#Yes it's silly but I'm very moved by it all the same! That one post of love and care really really spoke to me#Of keeping someone you love safe and protected and fed and healthy ''even if'' they had nothing could provide in return#Very similar to the Came Back Wrong post - I love you because You Are not because of what you can Do For Me#Very sappy! Of course I like it! I will turn it silly though hehe I love both!#And also the pun of Wurmple hehehe ♪ To think I almost went with Caterpie or Kakuna! My Gen1 love is too strong smh#Poor Larry haha Kabu quick to reassure! Loves you! ♥#Some Stanley!! I have a few more Guys Who Are Dudes in the barrel to meet up with Larry at some point haha#Stanley had to be first tho - I tagged a meme with Larry as being Stanleycore! Normal but Weird about it#Stanley is Not normal for the record lol but he Is an Office Man so he counts#Hey Stanley why don't you wear a tie to work huh#Floof lads <3 Obviously! Kabu's much easier to draw floofed out lol but that's just 'cause floof is fun and easy to draw#Larry is actually much harder to draw floofed lol - how do his grey streaks fall! Absolute mayhem! Cute nonetheless haha#And ending out with huggles and snuggles and cuddles <3 That pose is much much fun to draw :D#Surrounded but not trapped! Larry's legs pressing in on Kabu's but not forcing him closed and Kabu's hands on Larry's#Hold him there hold him there both sides all the ways around#Larry's really leaned down onto his shoulder if their heads are at matching heights haha#I'm quite pleased ♪ Their faces turned out cute and the pose turned out nice :) S'pretty! :D
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ranking the main taz trios from least to most likely to have all kissed each other on the mouth at some point:
5: coriolis crew. absolutely not. there is about a 0% chance even a single pair of them kissed. i don't think even friendly cheek kisses have occurred. amber is allergic to affection, devo will not shut up for even 5 seconds, and i don't think zoox even has lips. not even to mention the weird distant coworkers but also contentious found family vibe they got goin on. no kissies were had.
4: pine guard trio. it's been a long time since i listened to amnesty but i just do not see it happening iirc. maybe ned and duck at some point like once? definitely not aubrey with either of them. and not thacker (if you include him) either.
3: tres horny boys. counting the stolen century, i think there's an okay chance taako and magnus have kissed at least once. the chance of either of them kissing merle is pretty low but not fully nonexistent
2: thundermen llc. it's happened before and no one knows if it was romantic or friendly/messing around, least of all the three of them, and they're okay with that
1: poppy's boys. these old men have explored each other's bodies on more than one occasion and it was awkward and weird every time but that's not stopping them
#eliot posts#taz#the adventure zone#i'm here to make the Worst taz posts imaginable and you can't stop me#taz ethersea#taz amnesty#taz balance#taz graduation#taz steeplechase#i'm only like 3/4 through graduation tho so their ranking could shift? it's already a near-tie w thundermen llc and poppy's boys#edit: i finished graduation and it's a solid tie for 1st place.#it's like. ''old man yaoi'' vs ''kissing the homies goodnight''#the thundermen kiss more often but poppy's pals kiss harder#it's up to you which one deserves 1st place
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THEY ACTUALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT THE SECOND TIME
I see why the show had dog-ahh marketing now, honestly it's unbelievable that they actually hyped up for phone stickers app twice 😭😭😭
Well, at least IT IS FOR ANDROID THIS TIME TOO. HOORAY?!? *slams table in anger*
#hilda#hilda the series#hilda netflix#cartoon#netflix#hilda comic#comic#hilda tie-in#deerfox#twig#shit marketing#i'm going to end it all man#how the fuck can they fuck it up so bad
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