#my roommate is dracula

[hereissomething]

the spider saga continues 🕷️💦

PART ONE

[orgyofthedamned]

the rabbit that hunts tigers

[orgyofthedamned]

have i reblogged this here yet? au plushies by @slothiestudios [cheering, hollering]

finally remembering to post that phuz and i commissioned some super cute peter and lorrimer plushes awhile ago! hopefully someday we can get a drac and edgar to complete the squad... 🥺🖤

[maandarinee]

happy mirror yeet day I'm SCREAMING, the @re-dracula merch I ordered like a month ago arrived TODAY, I will forever cackle about the exquisite timing asgdhfk

[harrisonsblues]

Now that Dracula Daily is about to start again in a few days i can't stop thinking about Jonathan getting ready to go on his trip to Transylvania. Him being excited about working his first real case for Mr. Hawkins but also feeling nervous and Mina telling him it's going to be okay and reminding him of how capable he is... Mina helping him choose what to pack... Jonathan saying goodbye to her and to Hawkins before getting on the train to Munich... i am not okay

[bluecatwriter]

Jonathan is losing it.

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[origami-trust]

Dracula, May 16th: "Hold on a minute, you're telling me Dracula has roommates?" I'm with Dracula Daily on this one.

They may be called "brides" but taking your housemate's clearly labeled food the moment they are out of the place is the most sitcom Roommate thing ever.

[mygoodfriendjohnathanharker]

I'm departing from home now and leaving my good friend Johnathan and have to say he has been a truly awful house guest! He has been rude countless times, ungrateful for my hospitality, he violated my house rules, stole from me and assaulted me while I slept!

[noahsbookhoard]

📚November 2024 Book Review📚

November was a bit less busy that October and varies from jawdropping to very meh.

Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone (Ernest Cunningham #1) by Benjamin Stevenson

That one is definitely in the jawdropping category. A great murder mystery in which you have all the keys and the author is right there telling you to "go ahead and solve it". I didn't. I had fun anyway. Just as darkly funny as the title announces.

Wintersmith (Discworld #34) by Terry Pratchett

I think sofar it is my favorite Tifanny Aching story: she is growing up and that shows, she is more responsible, she owns up to what she does wrong, she is still whip smart and I never get tired of the Nac Mac Feegle.

Dracula by Bram Stoker

This count as a novel read since I completed Dracula Daily like everyone on nov 8. The audio drama version by Bloody FM production is so good and a great plus because some of Van Helsing lecture at John are really just too long.

Une belle vie by Virginie Grimaldi

I don't know why but I ended up reading 3 Grimaldi in as many months, maybe because they are rather easy to read, funny and generally have a hopeful vives even when dealing with heavy themes. This one is the story of two estranged sister who reconnect by coming for one last vacation in their grand mother house before they sell it. They rebuilt their relationship and draw back childhood memories, some good and some bad. The part where I got confused is that the author tries to tackle a lot of subjects (bipolarity, depression, domestic violence and cancer are the ones I remember but there are many) instead of just one are two. It was a lot to handle at times but a good read nonetheless.

The Restaurang at the End of the Universe (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy #2) by Douglas Adams

Book 2 is just as crazy as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I found it a little more coherent, as in I knew approximately where we were going (a restaurant) and the convoluted adventure that leads to and from it made more sense to me than in book 1. I'm really excited for the rest of the series.

L'amant by Marguerite Duras

I admit, I don't see the appeal. The writing is good but not incredibly so. The story itself is rambling, I guess it was intentional but it makes it harder to follow. The relationship between the author as a girl and her lover at least 10 years older is very disturbing when judge by modern standards and I was a little put off by the casual way she talks about her brother's death. I must have missed the literary qualities here but I might try another of her novel later on.

La Dame du manoir de Wildfell Hall (The Tenant of Wildfell Hall) by Anne Brontë

I felt so much fucking rage reading this novel! It has some of the most heinous male characters I have ever read and even the main love interest has a hell of a journey to stop being an entitled jealous violent piece of shit. That said it is very well written otherwise I would have either given up or thrown the whole thing through the window. Helen, the main character is strong minded and brave, I loved her from the start and grew even warmer. I strongly recommend it.

Tw for domestic abuse and alcoholism.

The Sword Catcher (Chronicles of Castelane #1) by Cassandra Clare

This was an indulgence: I said I wanted to read less traditional medieval heroic fantasy and it falls right into it. It is good tho! I liked the concept of the Sword Catcher and the Ragpicker King amd especially how the two characters interact. I really hope the relationship between Connor and Kel is explored more too in the future books because the homoerotic subtext deserve to be more text than that!

Somewhere Beyond the Sea (Cerulean #2) T J Klune

I loved The House in the Cerulean Sea so I was excited for the sequel, but a little weary too. I was afraid not to find what made book 1 so dear to me. But there it was! The kids and their shenanigans, Arthur and Linus being their lovey dovey selves, Zoey and Helen are all the village had kept its newly opened mind from the end of book 1 and that was very comforting. The story is hard, the hate and fear they face hits a little too close. But they overcome it and everything ends well which is just what I wanted to read.

The kids calling Arthur and Linus Dad and Papa was extremely cute. I really loved David and how he bonded with Lucy. Not a comfort book as much as the first one but I had a great time reading it

My Roommate is a Vampire by Jenna Levine

I stumbled upon this one because I watched this video of a person who read all the Rylo fanfic turned novels out of morbid curiosity and this one seemed intriguing enough for me to try, open mind and all that. I was promised some whimsy, a shopping montage and a heist.

Well there's comedy (an kumquats for some reason) The shopping montage wasn't much of a montage, they just went and tried t-shirts on. But the end was just stupid: female lead went ahead with a plan she deems stupid and unlikely to work, us reader with even the tiniest bit of social media experience know that the plan is stupid and can't possibly work. And it works. Just genuinely first degree work. When you go with that in a comedy setting at least make your stupid plan work in a funny way, WWDITS style! Some bits are tedious, I understand your 400 year old don't know how to use Instagram but I do and I don't need a full chapter of tutorial (same chapter as my newest fight with my nemesis, the possessiveness trope, you don't get to storm off and brood just cause she posted bikini pics dude!)

Overall it was quite fun if you don't think to much about it.

When Among Crows by Veronica Roth

I listen to the audio book and the accents were *chef kiss*: it is a novella with slavic folklore creatures in an modern setting and I wasn't expecting to love it so much!! It's a story about monsters and family and duty. Angsty, a bit gay, the characters relationship work very well. It will be a reread in the future.Greatest of news for me today! I discovered by googling the spelling of characters names that a second book is coming this year!

[tangents-within-tangents]

You know what I realized? I might actually like romance stories if people just freaking wrote them well!

Like if they were just actually cute, compelling, realistic, and NOT straight up problematic and creepy half the time

[hereissomething]

when you're a scary monster but you're scared too

[orgyofthedamned]

edgar's silly 🐇

[lovely-v]

Bought these vintage (match)books today and I srsly hope they let me take them on the plane 😚

[rain-13s-blog]

Mina: I fear for my loved ones as they haven’t written or are walking around endlessly at night.

Have you seen how beautiful my friend Lucy is???🥰 Shes so pretty!

[jtownraindancer]

Guess what I totally forgot I pre-ordered~

[smooth-noob]

More solicitors behind the locked doors was a joke from last year when Dracula was asking how many solicitors he was allowed to have

Ahhhhh I see, thanks for the context!