#my roommate is dracula

[hereissomething]

the spider saga continues 🕷️💦

PART ONE

[orgyofthedamned]

the rabbit that hunts tigers

[orgyofthedamned]

have i reblogged this here yet? au plushies by @slothiestudios [cheering, hollering]

finally remembering to post that phuz and i commissioned some super cute peter and lorrimer plushes awhile ago! hopefully someday we can get a drac and edgar to complete the squad... 🥺🖤

[maandarinee]

happy mirror yeet day I'm SCREAMING, the @re-dracula merch I ordered like a month ago arrived TODAY, I will forever cackle about the exquisite timing asgdhfk

[harrisonsblues]

Now that Dracula Daily is about to start again in a few days i can't stop thinking about Jonathan getting ready to go on his trip to Transylvania. Him being excited about working his first real case for Mr. Hawkins but also feeling nervous and Mina telling him it's going to be okay and reminding him of how capable he is... Mina helping him choose what to pack... Jonathan saying goodbye to her and to Hawkins before getting on the train to Munich... i am not okay

[bluecatwriter]

Jonathan is losing it.

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[origami-trust]

Dracula, May 16th: "Hold on a minute, you're telling me Dracula has roommates?" I'm with Dracula Daily on this one.

They may be called "brides" but taking your housemate's clearly labeled food the moment they are out of the place is the most sitcom Roommate thing ever.

[mygoodfriendjohnathanharker]

I'm departing from home now and leaving my good friend Johnathan and have to say he has been a truly awful house guest! He has been rude countless times, ungrateful for my hospitality, he violated my house rules, stole from me and assaulted me while I slept!

[tangents-within-tangents]

You know what I realized? I might actually like romance stories if people just freaking wrote them well!

Like if they were just actually cute, compelling, realistic, and NOT straight up problematic and creepy half the time

[hereissomething]

when you're a scary monster but you're scared too

[orgyofthedamned]

edgar's silly 🐇

[rain-13s-blog]

Mina: I fear for my loved ones as they haven’t written or are walking around endlessly at night.

Have you seen how beautiful my friend Lucy is???🥰 Shes so pretty!

[lovely-v]

Bought these vintage (match)books today and I srsly hope they let me take them on the plane 😚

[jtownraindancer]

Guess what I totally forgot I pre-ordered~

[smooth-noob]

More solicitors behind the locked doors was a joke from last year when Dracula was asking how many solicitors he was allowed to have

Ahhhhh I see, thanks for the context!

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

So I was watching what we do in shadows recently, and all I could think about is your gathered night plot, and then went “but what if those four had to share a flat one way or another? And had a crew come over?”

And I came up with one particular scenario.

Cameraman: so, Mr. Harker. What’s it like sharing a home with three other vampires?

Johnny: this place can hardly be considered my home. *He pauses* I suppose Louis and I have certain….things in common. The other two? Well…it gets….loud

*camera cuts to Lestat and Dracula screaming at each other over who stole Who’s cosmetics, saved bottles of blood, and who takes too much time in the shower*

*cuts back to Johnny*

Johnny: ….very loud

I still have to watch WWDITS, but Oh. My. God. @grimgrinningghosts456. I love this. Sign me tf up.

If I ever do an alternative version of The Gathered Night, this gotta be in it. Maybe a few more hypotheticals:

Jonathan would be exhausted because Vlad and Les keep fighting over who's turn it is with the piano. As a compromise, both settle on blaring rock songs from their stereo instead. At the same time. Through the whole house. Say hello to a constant migraine.

Louis would be constantly annoyed, having to redo and tidy up after minor little slip ups of Jonathan. A misplaced book, an unmade bed, a stolen tie. Just take the trash out now, for heaven's sake.

Les takes the longest in the bathroom and doesn't understand the chore plan. Or rather, refuses to. Aggressively. Dramatically.

Vlad... Is just Vlad I guess. A bastard, like always. Probably the one who stole Louis' cufflinks.