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why did the lesbians walk into the glowing DNA beam
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maandarinee · 31 minutes ago
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carpenter and faulkner compilation
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maandarinee · 7 hours ago
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hiiiiii can i. can i come over to your discord server and not say anything 😊
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maandarinee · 7 hours ago
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maandarinee · 7 hours ago
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🍄 🍁 🐌 🐜 🪳✨ // Omphalotus illudens, the bioluminescent jack o' lantern mushroom // gouache on paper
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maandarinee · 8 hours ago
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maandarinee · 8 hours ago
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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maandarinee · 8 hours ago
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you called a childless man a dilf 235 times
you got blocked by 5 mutuals
you followed someone new but then unfollowed within a day after they said they didn’t like the color orange
you reblogged your blorbo 9285720274 times
piss on the poor: your post broke containment and it was not fun
your most reblogged post was “i need him bald and whimpering” and you reblogged it 79 times
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maandarinee · 9 hours ago
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maandarinee · 17 hours ago
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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maandarinee · 18 hours ago
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Been playing Slay the Princess and Witch Princess is my fav so far
nya >:3
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maandarinee · 18 hours ago
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Van Helsing (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers
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maandarinee · 18 hours ago
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my phone: *rings* me: absolutely not
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maandarinee · 18 hours ago
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023), dir. James Gunn
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maandarinee · 18 hours ago
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#Ai
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maandarinee · 19 hours ago
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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
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maandarinee · 19 hours ago
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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.
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