maandarinee
maandarinee
why did the lesbians walk into the glowing DNA beam
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maandarinee · 22 minutes ago
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maandarinee · 23 minutes ago
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maandarinee · 24 minutes ago
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kinda gay for a man to sit with his legs far apart. what is all that space there for? another man?
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maandarinee · 1 hour ago
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shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.
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maandarinee · 4 hours ago
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Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds
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maandarinee · 4 hours ago
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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points
You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points
You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point
Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points
(ps make sure to say what you voted)
Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.
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maandarinee · 4 hours ago
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"ohh my god you can't just-"
Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.
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maandarinee · 4 hours ago
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maandarinee · 7 hours ago
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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maandarinee · 16 hours ago
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I just played this last week and loved it! I haven't done all the endings, but I think it's a game I'll go back to again and again. What's your favorite iteration of the Princess?
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maandarinee · 20 hours ago
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maandarinee · 22 hours ago
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I went on an adventure today to return a pillow to IKEA with my coworker Astrid.
We were having a nice day and got stuck in traffic coming home. On the way her phone rang and she was driving so she declined the call with a sigh. “I feel so bad for him,” she said.
“You know that number?”
She did. It turns out her phone number had previously belonged to a woman named Serena. The man calling was her dad. He had Alzheimer’s and didn’t remember his daughter was dead, so he just called the number he knew was hers.
I was stricken to hear this. “Do you talk to him?”
“Yeah. Sometimes he thinks I’m her and we talk. I have a notebook with facts I’ve learned about her so I can connect with him better. Sometimes he knows I’m not her and I say I’m her friend.”
I struggled with the beauty and humanity of this for a moment. “What’s his name?”
“I don’t know; I just call him Dad.”
We sat in silence and I was overwhelmed with feelings. That she was so kind and thoughtful about this random connection. A man who called and spoke to her with love for the daughter he missed.
"One time," she added, "he called me just after I had a difficult day with my mom. I knew Serena and her mom had a rocky relationship so I talked to him about my frustrations with my own mother and he gave the following advice: ‘Everyone fails sometimes, even parents; what's important is to communicate with our loved ones, even when it's difficult.’
“I have never forgotten that advice and it healed a portion of my heart."
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maandarinee · 22 hours ago
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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
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maandarinee · 22 hours ago
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every iconic gay kiss in xena in all its 90s censorship glory 💋
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maandarinee · 22 hours ago
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maandarinee · 22 hours ago
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it’s the day again ♥️
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maandarinee · 22 hours ago
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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
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