#this quote is so fucked up.
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chompe-diem · 2 years ago
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just randomly recalling moonshine’s
“a child has a duty to his father. but a hero has a duty to the world”
literally loses my mind gnashing teeth etc etc. heartbreaking
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fanaticalthings · 6 months ago
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just another night in gotham
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lmaowh-at · 5 months ago
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Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)
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wardensantoineandevka · 1 month ago
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apollognese · 26 days ago
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Can y'all imagine just how wild it would've been tho if AU Ekko switched places with Arcane Ekko??
Ekko: *arrives Jinx's lab* Oh, shit, baby. Thank Janna you're here!! I'm just having the weirdest day.
Jinx: *hella fucking confused as to how he got in her lab* Uh... What?? How did you—
Ekko: What happened to your lab?? What happened to your hair?? Who's that kid?? You're a wanted criminal??!! I saw some posters on the way!! Are you okay?? Are you hurt??
Jinx: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKLKING ABOUT??!!
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umblrspectrum · 9 months ago
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you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy
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jade-bright · 2 months ago
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Derek, texting: Hey Mom, is it cool if I go to a party tonight?
Talia, texting: Will you be drinking?
Derek: No?
Talia: Will you be doing drugs?
Derek: No...
Talia: Will you be having sex?
Derek: Maybe?
Talia: Then why are you going? Wait, better question, where are you actually going?! And who is really texting me?
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Stiles, turning to Derek while holding Derek's phone: Kochanie! She's on to you, what do you want me to say?
Derek, fighting an omega he was told to stay away from: Just tell her we're fucking and that I'll get back to her!
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lucabyte · 3 months ago
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Different standards
#didnt mean to do this one in quote unquote colour but it wasnt legible without it so. heres a treat i suppose#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isat loop#isat bonnie#lucabyteart#coughs up a lung. anyway. ramble time as per usual. this is what i was warming up for btw in case it wasnt obvious#besides being another entry in the 'letting bonnie read loop for filth on accident' series. this is mostly self indulgent musings on#headcanons (and i will just use that word here.) ive previously rambled about in other tags and posts#namely: in the scenario that loop integrates into the party as a New Person for quite a while before The Truth Come Out. i feel they have#a decent chance at really scoring a slam dunk in becoming a guardian figure for bonnie? loop's demeanor is already colder and a tiny#bit more level-headed than siffrin's in the way they seem to discuss bonnie with them. namely pointing out that bonnie#never really hated them. it seems to be one thing they're genuinely at peace with? they've seen by now the truth that bonnie#was just scared and upset. and likely now knows that what bonnie wants is to be treated with grown-up respect within reason. plus loop#already scores bonus points with bonnie since they didnt 1. fuck up bad like sif did in act 5 and 2. saved sif in the party's eyes#... but then when it turns out that this clean-slate relationship with a stranger was siffrin being deceitful? must have been odd.#bonnie seems to really dislike being lied to. the question is whether they'd see it that way? would they feel betrayed there?#anyway. this is set after all those emotions are at least settled some. loop able to be more physically affectionate... and yet#still not letting themselves be quite as close as they'd like perhaps. perhaps...#anyway translucent pyjamas because i dont care if you're comforting a crying child you've GOT to SERVE!!!#and also i feel like the party probably wouldn't let loop stay completely naked for that long. especially not post-reveal anyway
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armandofnowhere · 2 months ago
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Men and women fell in love with Armand, of course, “so innocent, so passionate, so brilliant!” You don’t say. In fact, Armand’s power to seduce was almost beyond his control.
ARMAND + paramours throughout the ages
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rynli · 4 months ago
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a wild jean appears
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sentientsky · 8 months ago
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uh oh i made them all sad !!!!
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fanaticalthings · 8 months ago
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Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”
Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm
Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.
Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.
Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.
Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?
Bruce: No murder.
Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-
Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block
Jason:
Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??
Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor
but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."
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28ms28 · 15 days ago
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its been a while since i did lestappen text posts so here you go
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all other parts here
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onnahu · 8 months ago
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Batkids in Metropolis
For context: they have sunglasses on, bc it's Metropolis, and they're fucking Gothamites AND bats so...
Cass: It's so...
Cass: It's so bright here.
Duke: Right? How can anyone live here?
Steph *putting on second pair of sunglasses*: Oh man, it gives me flashbacks.
Tim: Wtf, Steph. Flashbacks to what?
Jason: To death. Duh.
*Steph and Jason high-five*
Dick *just wanted a break from Bruce's bullshit*: Sometimes I hate you so much. Why do everything have to be a death joke to you?
Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...
Steph: I'm dead sirious.
Duke: 1/5, unoriginal.
Steph: Hey!
Damian's home bc he's grounded. He skipped school again. Jason and Tim paughed at him and he's now plotting revenge.
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faunandfloraas · 3 months ago
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lemonavocado · 5 months ago
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"oh i love frankenstein! my favorite quote from the novel is i have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine-" grabs you by the throat and chokes you violently
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