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chompe-diem · 3 days ago

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dicking about trying to write something then got sidetracked dicking about trying to visualise it so here's a crappy lil doodle

"Hey, I picked up dinner from that Osmodian fusion place."

Albin looks up to Sol in his doorway with a bag of takeout.

"Ah. Thank you, Sol." He glances back at the curriculum proposal on his desk, trying to cross-reference it with three different certification requirements. "Though I was under the impression we still had food at home?"

Sol putters into the office, sitting in one of the chairs across Albin's desk. "Yeah, but I thought it would be a nice treat!" He starts to put the bag on the desk, but seems to think better of it.

"Best not," Albin agrees. Some of these scrolls are much too expensive to risk spilling on. Better off safe in Sol's lap than across Albin's desk (and clothes).

"So," Sol ventures. "Are we eating here tonight or at home?"

Albin scribbles down a note about casting credits. "You don't have to wait for me, you know." Three levels of material components? Jesus. "But I'm just about finished, then we can leave."

Sol grins in that way he does, all perfect teeth. "Great! We can watch the new Spellcheck! episode, I think Korrick is in this one, they were talking about it in the teacher's lounge…"

Albin levitates the scrolls away with a flick of his wrist, letting Sol ramble on happily as he clears everything away.

"...and the kids think we're hiding enchanted sports equipment in there, which we are, but not sentient enchanted! I love them, I don't know where they even..." Albin clicks off the desk lamp and pulls on his satchel of holding.

"Alright," he says. "Let's go home."

#self rb #thinking abt her again...... (solbin)

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chompe-diem · 4 days ago

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The way I can't remember if Gunther and Red were gay or if we (me and the three people I talk to) collectively fabricated that . Jesus . Oh well I started my camping 1 re-listen anyway so I guess I'll get to that eventually

#rb #shoutout brian murphy my man

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chompe-diem · 4 days ago

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carnal crew I miss you already

#rb #i love this drawing style btw it's v pleasant to look at [:#zudrick abstract brushstrokes of blood <333

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chompe-diem · 4 days ago

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thinking about zirk chronic pain and chronic fatigue after the c2 finale. best headcanon of ever favorite thing to explore

#rb #op is awakened thank u op

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chompe-diem · 4 days ago

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"but like, a peck but i'm asking for a french' deeply on brand of jake hurwitz imo

#is that a liveblog i see?#naddpod #like it's not cuckolding but it's cuckold core i feel like. adjacent #jake just wants to be demeaned sooooo bad lol #emily 'it could be a compliment like peck on the cheek'#jake 'yeah but what if it was still insulting'#idk i dont know jake's soul as well as some hardcore hurwitz fans #but it felt in character to me lol #this is from the dungeon court short rest btw

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chompe-diem · 6 days ago

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his big beautiful balls bounced ballsackfully down the stairs

#rb #wait double prev true #henry hogfish fr!!!!!!!!

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chompe-diem · 7 days ago

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#rb #so inspiring

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chompe-diem · 10 days ago

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being crazy over fictional characters is so funny cuz you'll be fine all day and then you start Thinking and then you can feel yourself transform in real time

#rb #me when i had a zirk relapse a few weeks fr #like i Turned #like the hulk or something idk

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chompe-diem · 11 days ago

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Jens Lyndelle is not mlm because he does not have the capacity to feel love in his heart. Jens Lyndelle is mlm in the sense that the triplets would simultaneously attempt to orchestrate a pyramid scheme and would 100% fall for one hook line and sinker

#rb #jens lyndelle is mlm. man loving money

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chompe-diem · 11 days ago

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:D naddpod pixel art i did on wplace ! bonus the treacherous ralsei and ness

#rb #idk what program/whatever this is but this is so cute!!!!#cutr silly fun vibes <3

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chompe-diem · 11 days ago

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simply dont think jens is like maxwell. if you asked jens whether hed want to go on a magical daring adventure to lands unknown or to go repossess someones house and get money. well he wouldnt do it himself but hed send nyack to repossess the house

#rb #u are so correct op #jens would love to repossess a house and ransack it to find anything of value #and belittle the owners and maybe say some very rude things to them #for the record. i just deleted an insane long rant in these tags that was a total derail #someone be proud of me. youre welcome /j #me when i actually show restraint for once

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chompe-diem · 25 days ago

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chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye

#rb #prev ->#can i say bev and erlin #<-#prev yes u can

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chompe-diem · 25 days ago

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That time Sol brute force his way on a puzzle absolute kicking the shit out of the fake swags♡

Dreamy sigh♡

"I'm not mad at you but I'm angry at everythinf" Oh Caldwell. You know how to do little guys who Want so bad be good people, despite the fact they are full of rage, boiling inside, with malice even, wanting revenge or at least get what they were taken away♡

#rb #this post is so true #the thread runs thru all his main pcs and it's Soooooo *gestures incomprehensibly* to me #sorry im eldermourne easy but it does make me mosr insane in zirk #it fits so interestingly in that world. where theyre not chosen heroes and the world is grim & less forgiving #it's sooooooo fucking interesting to me #i remember hearing the thread in beverly wvery once in a while and then getting to zirk was just....mwah. a treat #it's smthn about him im so abnormal over that i want to wax poetic on but can never seem to find the right words #he's a man that ultimately wants to do good to heal #who literally left his mother to make a conscious effort to change the world for the better #part of him is heroic and starry eyed and a little too trusting for a conwoman's son #but the other part. the other part. augh #zirk is a blunt knife pressed into your palm. with enough pressure to *feel* but not yet to draw blood #zirk is an overripe peach. an outside too-soft and too-sweet fruit with the jagged edges of a pit on the inside #zirk is the scrape of your fingertips against the chalkboard as you scrawl something down with a tiny broken stub of chalk #AUGH. WHEN WILL I FIND THE RIGHT WORDS TO EXPLAIN ZIRK VERVAIN.#zirk is a kind man who only wants to help the world. zirk is a man with a cruel streak inside of him #am i making any sense?????? do i just sound insane and wrong????#zirk is a cauterized wound.#<- thats a new one. the other descriptions are old. i hsve to think on this further #it's zirk's 'when will it be enough for you ma?' speech and theN HE FUCKING. UGH.#and then caldwell narrates 'zirk slams a table and then walks over and starts helping her disassemble the machine.'#like that scene makes me go fucking batshit. it's so vivid in my fucking mind #stella absentmindedly disassembling the device and being stella #zirk finally fucking snapping. 'there's no saving you you'll never find the line; i'm done.' zirk slamming his hand on a table......#i can hear it i can see it i can picture the emotions on his face #zirk slams a table and helps her disassemble... i think about it all the time. idk man #it's zirk slams a table and it's also #zirk looks out across the lake and says—clipped. brusk—'almost died.'#thats all he says i think. god theres smthg in his brain. im fucking obsessed w him.also b thankful i ran out of tags andhave to shut up now

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chompe-diem · 26 days ago

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edit: bonus reaction images:

#rb #YES i knew someone was gonna save the matching zac/murph reactions #god bless

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chompe-diem · 26 days ago

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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

#rb #not to be that guy (but im gonna be that guy)#but this in the context of murph characters

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chompe-diem · 27 days ago

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vic took their pronouns out of their instagram and im chomping at the bit to see if/when they put them back. please man please change to exclusively they/them i know you want to. maybe even they/he if we're feeling particularly bold

vic. viccccccc. oh my god every time they say "yeah i mostly prefer they/them i just don't want people like, arguing about it and correcting people in comment sections" I feel so bad. i wish pronouns were Easy

#rb #wait this is so sad and tragic #but also real #like if i were vic i woulda done the same thing so like i Do get it #it's rough out here folks #this is literally me irl though with my neopronouns #it's just. it's hard #and i understand their instinct to try and limit stuff going on in comments sections and stuff #bc yeah it does become a whole thing sometimes. i've seen it #theyre right #aww vic ):

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chompe-diem · 27 days ago

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them + scenes from my own fic because if i dont who will

#rb #wait i love this #ty for this crossing my dash so i could read the fic #the art is cute i love the sketchy vibes

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