#this quote came from me

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Fingon, sighing: my boyfriend and I got a couch. Immediately after we set up the couch, we cannot use the couch, because there are swords on it.

[chloeplayz]

“The ringmaster gone mad.”

“For you are the decaying society,

And me, a hare with a tiger’s mask.

So tell me, ringmaster, tell me,

Tell me to control my wrath.”

[teaboot]

Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again

[onceandfuturelesbian]

[arthur is being nice]

merlin: careful sire, it almost sounds like you care about me.

arthur, deflecting: i care for all my subjects.

merlin: technically, i’m not your subject.

arthur, thinking: fuckfuck merlin’s not-

arthur: well maybe i care about you specifically then.

[skyddish]

one of the foxes seeing neil's drivers license pre-TKM: Who's Alex?

Neil: I think the better question is, "Are you a narc?"

[hannibard]

Geralt: you're beautiful

Jaskier:

Jaskier: witcher eyesight mustn't be as good as the rumors say because it took you over 20 years to notice

[masakuterarr]

HxH Blog AU: yeah idk... i am emberassed of myself

I am not saying anything.... there is nothing left to say... ENJOY AT LEAST I DONT WANNA HAVE MY SELF CONFIDENCE SHATTERED FOR NOTHING

[kimdokjas]

If you're not here, then how are you always with me? If I'm not here, then how am I not there with you? — One of Us, Paruyr Sevak (tr. metamorphesque)

happy belated birthday, tay ♡ @misakarose [insp.]

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: “A letter of complaint probably isn’t gonna do much, babe.”

Charlie: “I don’t care.”

Vaggie: “Neither will Lute.”

Charlie: “I don’t care! Emily- will she at least read it?”

Emily: “Reading stuff is one of Lute’s main jobs, since Adam never wanted to.”  

Charlie: “Then she’ll have fun reading FIFTY of these in a ROW.”

Emily: "I don't think she'll actually have fun with that..."

Charlie: "GOOD."

Charlie: “…....wait. Her name is spelled L-U-T-E?”

Vaggie: “Yeah? How’d you think she spelled it?”

Charlie: “I thought it was loot. Like, pirate’s loot, loot boxes, stolen loot, people looting during a blackout…”

Vaggie: "Nice idea."

Charlie: "Thanks!"

Vaggie: "Waaay too imaginative for her and Adam though. It's just Lute."

Emily: “Oh, so it isn't short for Lutecia??”

Vaggie: “No. But PLEASE tell me you’ve called her that.”

Emily: “A few times… no wonder she glared at me…”

Vaggie: “You’re the most beautiful angel I’ve ever seen.”

Emily: “Y-you’re welcome!”

Charlie: “You're both gorgeous. Try looking in a mirror sometime, Vaggie. Anyway- I guess it being a stringed instrument makes more sense? Adam did have that whole guitar playing thing going on.”

Vaggie: "Huh?"

Emily: “Aw, theme naming~”

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "I guess it's kinda cute. I guess even mean people can be cute..."

Vaggie: “What the actual hell are you talking about sweetie?”

Charlie: “Lute! Like the ye oldie guitar thing!”

Vaggie: “It’s lute. As in, lieutenant?”

Charlie: “….”

Emily: “…”

Charlie: (horrified) “No…”

Emily: “E-even Adam wouldn’t be that lazy-”

Vaggie: “You’re talking about the guy who outsourced bothering his ex.”

Charlie: “But-”

Vaggie: “And then outsourced dealing with the people he’d outsourced the work to.”  

Emily: “Oh heavens he would.”

Vaggie: “The only thing Adam spent energy on was Adam, the only things Lute cares about is Adam and murder- that’s why I figured I could go waltzing back up there with you, babe.”

Charlie: “You really didn’t think they’d recognize you!? But you- you literally just grew out your HAIR!”

Vaggie: “I wasn’t in uniform or covered in blood. And those were the only times Adam or Lute ever paid attention to any of us before, so…”

Charlie: “They- rgh. RrrrrrrRRGHHH.”

Emily: “I think I need to write a few letters too, now.”

Vaggie: “I think we need to get the letters away from Charlie before she sets them all on fire-”

-FWOOM FLAMES-

Emily: “Fire extinguisher?”

Vaggie: “Under the desk.”

[23fallencomets]

i went a little insane

[incorrecthatchetfield]

[himbionn]

It's that time of year again with my favorite little skrunkly who is the embodiment of what Christmas truly is.

Mainly made for @galaxyartmaps but I thought people would enjoy it here.

+ Transparent version (& the image it was inspired from)

[drawfee-quot3s]

in fire emblem i literally stopped playing, when they tried to tell me that the archer guy was not bisexual. 'cause you can't romance him if you're a male character? and i'm like You're Just Wrong. That's the Most Bisexual man i've ever seen

- jacob

[lost-in-lamentation]

MC: solomon taught me a spell that lets me see through clothes

Simeon: what would you even do with it?

MC: [looks at mammon]

Mammon: eh? what?

MC: so small.

Mammon: I AM NOT SMALL

[livlusail]

perfect, easy, so good to me. so why's there a pit in my gut,

in the shape of you?

'scared of my guitar' - olivia rodrigo

[dumbassalex]

Tim, waking up from a micro-nap: Wait, Duke is on the spectrum?

Duke: For the last time, my POWERS are related to the spectrum of the LIGHT!

Cass: To be fair, it does sound like you weaponized your light sensitivity.

Duke: That's not-

Bruce, returning from patrol covered in blood and glitter: When I met you, you were obsessed with riddles and puzzles.

Duke: BUT-

Bruce: Take it from a professional, you weaponized your autism and made it everyones problem.