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Yk how people go wild over Absolute Batman being 24? Absolute Superman is canonicaly 18/19 in the story according to Jason Aaron, and i think that's something we should remember, especialy when it comes to SuperBat stuff.

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The other is too busy terrorizing his own children.

What's the difference between Absolute Batman and the mainstream Batman?

One kicks a henchkid while the other couldn't.

[from Absolute Batman #6 (March 19, 2025) by Scott Snyder (script), Nick Dragotta (pencils & inks), Frank Martin (colors) and Clayton Cowles (letters)]

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Did this as a request, hope you like it! Made them happy, don't know if that's comic accurate. I'm open to more requests! 💚🏹

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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Sometimes i think about the fact the New 52 made the avid technology hater, Oliver Queen, the CEO of what's basicly Apple (they literaly had Q-phones and Q-pads).

Oliver Queen, the young CEO of a tech company, is a real fast way to turn Oliver into everything he hates.

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I will never stop loving stubborn luddite Ollie. He interacts with technology like he's 80 years old instead of... whatever nebulous middle-age he actually is.

He finally gets a cell phone, but only because the family starts refusing to call him on his stupid landline because "gosh Ollie, I didn't think you'd be home so I called Connor instead!".

They conspire to keep him off of social media, for his mental health, but he calls texting "tweeting" (the same way that my dad in the 90's called the internet "the AOL" despite having never actually having used AOL) and it's actually sort of endearing so they don't correct him.

He is rightfully suspicious of most apps, especially games, and is indignant when one automatically downloads onto his phone. It's a whole crisis, and whoever's there has to delete it for him immediately.

Connor dutifully adds in his important contacts so that they're properly labeled and easy for him to find, but then Mia goes in and changes it up so that everyone has nicknames -- Dinah is "Bae", etc. The only one that he's able to guess correctly is that "👑Princess Favechild👑" is Mia herself, but he looks her in the eye and guesses Lian just to mess with her because she messed with him, first. Mia keeps sending him memes that he doesn't understand, and he sends back a lot of responses like "???" and "arent you supposed to be in math class" and "dont tweet me ever again". She frequently texts him from another room when he's in the same house, and he rants about the breakdown of normal healthy human interaction every. single. time. She has a whole collection of really dark humor memes that she mostly just sort of keeps for herself, but every so often when she's really feeling bad she'll send him one, just so she can get "❤️❤️❤️?" back, and it makes her feel a lot better.

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damn who was gonna tell me that green arrow is so much better than batman? was i supposed to find out by myself?

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Green Arrow is getting patched by Black Cannary as Flash watches a news report on his phone.

The news: And it appears the ex-CEO Oliver Queen had quite the opinion to share when he attacked the group of ICE agents in middle of them arresting-

Flash: I can't believe this, Arrow! What were you thinking?

GA: That i won't let a bunch of nazis kidnap someone.

Flash: They were just doing their job, Oliver!

GA: So were the Nazis, you tool! Besides they didn't have any badges on them! Who's to say those yahoos weren't lying?

Batman, walking into the hall: What's going on? *He sees what's on Flashes phone* Arrow, care to explain yourself.

GA: Explain what? That a kid i watched grow up since he was a teenater was about to get kidnapped in public?!

Flash: He was an illegal and those were ICE agents!

GA: That doesn't change shit! He's a good kid!

Batman: He was still an illegal, there are proper channels to go through.

GA: Oh god, i can't believe you're def-oh wait, i nearly forgot where your loyalities lie, Bat-nazi!

Flash: Oli-

GA: If either of you tries to say that stopping a bunch of unidentified creeps from kidnapping a kid of the street was wrong, you're gonna have to haul in another one or your streakers to un-do the next 5 minutes.

Green Lantern, just returning from a mission: Oh hey, what's going on?

Flash: Your favorite hippie duked it out with immigration officers in public.

GL: Again? Please tell me you didn't tear another prison down.

Flash and Batman: HE WHAT-

Cannary: *keeping quiet so they don't realise she helped him with the whole thing*

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Ollies entrance into GL#76 might be one of my favorite character entrances ever.

Wish Ollie was allowed to have this energy to him again.

The amount of emotion in Guardians eyes, this is how basicly every person of authority should look at Ollie, this combination of anger, contempt and "who has the audacity?!" In their eyes.

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So with consent i am posting it here.

(there's some thickness to it)

Was reading Longbow Hunters for the first time and i was not ready for it.

Not ready at all.

…can I ask what size you think Clint is specifically? And while we are here Green Arrow too?

Can you ask me what size cock I think Clint Barton has? Anon! 😮😧😏

Yeah absolutely. 7-8 inches (undecided) and unfortunately he knows how to use it right. I do think he keeps it groomed except for when he’s feelin down. You have to consider the baddies who have chosen to sleep with him and the fact that they choose to keep him around. His height and like bodily size are considered here as well bro is massive. There is no way he isn’t carrying heavy heat. He has waaaaaaay too much gusto to be small. “Well he acts cocky so he has to have a small dick right? Guys who overcompensate-“ he isn’t overcompensating TRUST.

Ollie? I think he actually has an average cock like a 5 incher usual thickness as well honestly but he has BUSH. He doesn’t need more than that to get the job done and I don’t think he is weird about it. He knows it’s the average and honestly digs it. If it’s not enough (which to each their own) bro is a canonical munch and I’m sure that applies both ways if ya catch my drift (he likes oral for all)

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Oh god i just switched to the top posts... it's all just Jason or Jason focused...free my man😭

*Filters the J*yR*y tag*

*Goes into the Roy Harper tag*

*Still sees J*yR*y ship posts because people don't use the tag for the posts*

Oh....*through gritted teeth* goodie.

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*Filters the J*yR*y tag*

*Goes into the Roy Harper tag*

*Still sees J*yR*y ship posts because people don't use the tag for the posts*

Oh....*through gritted teeth* goodie.

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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It would centrainly fit Batman more, considering his stories tend to be more..."The system isn't perfect but it stops us from being animals" even in his most famous stories by his more beloved writers, especialy through characters like Gordon who is "the good cop" while actively breaking the law to work with Batman, even if he himself proudly says he's clean and works with the law. (I hate Gordon so much, genuinely fuck that guy)

I had an insane discussion. Someone genuinely saw these panels, maybe read the current arc too, and was like "Nah, he's still rich".

Green Arrow(2023) #13, 14 and 17

I am not being crazy, right? It's pretty straight forward.

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When the insanity hits so good it makes more sense than reality.

If people want Green Arrow to be rich they can just go write Batman, hell the ending to the new arc does kinda feel like how Batman would solve it.

I had an insane discussion. Someone genuinely saw these panels, maybe read the current arc too, and was like "Nah, he's still rich".

Green Arrow(2023) #13, 14 and 17

I am not being crazy, right? It's pretty straight forward.