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Having Derek and Hansel parody the 2001 A Space Odyssey scene where the apes or whatever evolve after both of them just getting out of black/brownface is. A choice.
#this movie is funny at some points#and so..... early 2000s... at other points#zoolander#derek zoolander#hansel#ben stiller#owen wilson#hansel mcdonald
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You're Going Into Orbit
#I wrote this out in the tags of a post ages ago#And found it again today when I was looking through old posts. And the mental image was just as good the second time around#I might make some more silly doodles referencing the Garfielf video at some point#Aizawa is only pretending to care so he doesn't get in trouble with Nezu#'Yes I tried to stop him.... no yeah I just couldn't reason with him...'#Mic being a menace to his students is one of my favourite headcanons#I guess canon...#its been a while since I actually watched the anime but I remember him being a nuisance to Bakugo as he Should be#bnha#hizashi yamada#present mic#mha#bnha fanart#shota aizawa#eraserhead#(not the movie)#minoru mineta#can you tell i didnt want to draw mineta#i think this is the second time I've drawn Mic kicking Mineta into space but thats because its funny
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Two Peas in a Pod: part 7/?
I'm so sorry for the delay. I struggled...
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"Jazz?" Blaster calls just loud enough for his mer to hear him. Now that the initial meeting was over, he wanted to take advantage of the break.Ā
While understanding that the human was calling him over, Jazz was a bit hesitant that moving might start up the whole confrontation again. He glanced over to the other orca still floating a little ways away, ā¢į||įįį had his eyes closed and it looked like he was focused on dealing with the repercussions of his actions. His expression was twisted lightly in a restrained grimace with his right arm holding his side.Ā Ā
Slowly Jazz pushed himself further away, before turning over and swimming to the pier.Ā Ā
"Are you okay?" Blaster asked as he knelt at the edge.Ā
With an uneasy look, he shamefully admitted, "it could have gone betterā¦"Ā
The chief vet speaks up before Blaster can, but not to Jazz, but into the radio. "Has anyone seen signs of reopening or blood?"Ā
The Vet Chief wanted to fully isolate them from you, to keep them in a transfer-crate, at least until the injuries had a low risk of reopening.Ā
Blaster shoots them an offended side-eye, as Jazz is literally right here. However, he pushed it aside, half listening to the radio chatter ā all good from the sounds of it ā and turned to what was more important. "Did he hurt ya?"Ā
They'll take him away.Ā
"I'm fine," he whispered, looking down as he placed a hand on his chest. It still stung, as the first hit was made with intent ā he had gotten mad when it happened, did it show on my face, did they see it ā and the rest, warning shots. "Just a bruise⦠it was more dizzying trying to keep away from him than anything."Ā Ā
āif the team reports you showing signs of aggression, they'll⦠remove him.Ā
He hums in thought, eyes drifting momentarily as ā¢į||įįį disappeared from the surface. Blaster was a little nervous about that as he looked back at Jazz. "Do you think that you'll be okay, the two of you, I mean. Do you need us to separateā"Ā
They'll take him away.Ā
"No." Jazz insisted quickly, fighting to keep his voice low ā behave ā and shaking his head. "We should be fine now."Ā
Blaster knew there was more going on, seeing as Jazz was soft spoken and avoiding eye contact; an old habit of hiding himself when speaking to staff, but it would have to be a talk for later. When Jazz felt safe enough to open up. So instead, Blaster smiled and said, "Alright. But me and a few others will be keeping an eye on you both throughout the day. Just to make sure you're both comfortable as you can be. It might be a bit rocky for the first few days, but that's okay, we were expecting that."Ā
Jazz didn't respond, his attention had been captured by the other mer at the bottom of the pool, beneath him. He had been somewhat keeping an eye on him with his sonar, watching ā¢į||įįį slowly explore the tank.Ā Ā
Though, Blaster was just barely able to spot the other orca from the surface, and honestly wouldn't have noticed if not for Jazz. Pressing the call button on his radio, Blaster looked to the staff, "we've passed the first hurdle, everyone. We'll move onto doing rotation monitoring. Fred and Josh, you'll remain for the first shift. Everyone else, business as usual till I get a schedule in order."Ā
"I've adjusted the medications and sedatives." The chief vet told Blaster, though didn't even look at him, as they were currently preoccupied sending messages on their phone. Not even a second later, Blaster's own was going off in his pocket.Ā Ā
"I'll look over your recommendations after." He sneered at them, though the vet had already turned to leave.Ā Ā
Then while folks celebrated the success and steadily wondered off to their main duties, Blaster's second brought up the mers breakfast from the kitchen. They set Jazz's down next to him, but held on to the other while they eyed the water with extreme caution.Ā Ā
"Ah, ya, no." Blaster spoke up before they even began to wind up, holding his hands out for the food. "Give it here, we are not chucking anything at him."Ā Ā
They snapped to him with wide, frightened eyes. Like Blaster hadn't been here to see the speeds that the wild mer had gone after Jazz. "You cannot be seriousā you're going to attempt to pole feed him? Nowāhere? When they have the space to jump!?"Ā
"No." He said with rising irritation towards their attitude and their poor handling of the situation. "I'm going to treat him the same as Jazz."Ā Ā
His second now looked flabbergasted, glancing between Jazz, him, out over the pool, and then back at him. "Butā!"Ā
Blaster pointed at both Jazz and up at the pair watching on the viewing deck. He wasn't stupid, he wasn't being reckless, he had been taking everything into account. And honestly, if he wasn't so mad about how the wild mer had been treated ā and was just about to be treated ā during meals, he'd probably be shaking in anxiety right about now. With a heavy sigh, he then carefully pulled the bucket from their hands to set it with the other, "look⦠I'm not trying to force you to do something you don't feel comfortable with. You're welcome to leave, I'll handle the meals and hopefully by the week's end, everyone will be feeling comfortable when it's time for food."Ā
They took one last nervous glance at Jazz, before whispering ā pointless, he could hear it clearly ā "I don't think you can ā or should rely on him to protect you⦠especially with howā"Ā Ā
"You're right," Blaster said deliberately louder than a normal speaking volume, "I am responsible for my own choices and actions. Thank you, for your concern. We'll talk in more detail later."Ā
Thankfully taking the hint, they left.Ā Ā
Then the area was silent for a moment, save for the sounds of dawn songbirds being overruled by the sound of the scavenging birds of the morning. Starting to beg or fight for bits of food across the aquarium yard.Ā
"They're right, you know." Jazz said weakly, still not looking at Blaster.Ā Ā
There might be other staff up on the deck that oversaw his pool, but one of the perks to being outside was that voices didn't carry as far unless one was intentionally loud. So they might as well have been the only two here.Ā Ā
It was just enough for words to come tumbling out, like he could talk freely once more. "I messed up, it wasn't his fault, he wants to be peaceful ā I'm pretty sure, and I just⦠I think I ended up challenging him?"Ā
"Jazz, listen, they misunderstood." He leaned over and placed a hand on his shoulder. "I'm not expecting you to come to my rescue, or put yourself between me and him, or anything like that. I know very well that I may be putting myself in a potentially dangerous situation, and I'm ready to face whatever the outcome might be. But what I meant was, that with you here ā just like this, with us together. You are showing him with your actions that you donāt see me as a threat. That by willing to be around me and allowing me to touch you, youāre showing trust. Jazz, buddy, youāre a far greater help than those goons posing up there." The last bit was meant to cause him to laugh, or at least smirk.Ā
But when Jazz still seemed like he didn't believe him, Blaster made a small gesture for Jazz to look. In turning his head to see ā¢į||įįį, the mer was at the far end with only his head above the water and had a serious gaze fixed on Jazz.Ā Ā
"It might not seem like it, even with what had just happened, but he's relying on you." He waved at the wild mer and smiled, before reaching for a bucket and held it up in offering. But ā¢į||įįį simply scowled further.Ā
"I don't think Mr. prowl-around-you-like-you're-breakfast relies on anyone." Jazz grumbles in dismay.Ā Ā
Blaster chuckled and set the bucket back down, "well maybe Prowl, is waiting for you to invite him over for breakfast. He seems to hold some expectations of you."Ā
"Ya, he sureā wait, Prowl?" Jazz whipped his head back towards Blaster, finally looking at him again.Ā
"If it fits, it fits." He shrugged with an amused smile, "though, out of anyone here, it should be you that chooses a nickname for him for us to use. I don't want to keep addressing him namelessly or calling him 'the wild' one, and I don't want folks to think that us calling him 'buddy' is his name." Then he laughed as he glanced back out to the sour mer still watching them closely, "I mean, come on, does he look like a Buddy?"Ā
Jazz tried to stifle his laughter, "n-no."Ā
Good, good, Blaster was relieved to hear it. Jazz was starting to relax back into his usual self. Coming back up from the depths to the surface to breathe. "So, what will it be?"Ā
Jazz's smile had slowly begun to return and so did his hopeful enthusiasm, "I think Prowl is good."Ā
"I'll send out a notice to everyone." And be sure to tear down all those horrible sticky-note suggestions. "But I am going to still try and learn to say his name properly," Blaster then clapped the orca's shoulder before stretching, "so I hope you're ready to have the worst student ever."Ā
"You're going to learn Mer," Jazz asked in surprise.Ā
"Heh, I'm shit at learning languages, but I'd be happy if you want to share more of your world with me." He then brought them back to the next part of their day. "But first, breakfast. Want to ask Prowl to join us?"Ā
"I'll try." He said, before turning around. Though gave a slight pause and adjusted his stance so his side was facing Prowl. When he saw a slight shift in his expression, one that eased some tension in his brow, Jazz gave himself a mental pat on the back. Already a marked improvement.Ā Ā
{You hungry, Prowler?} Jazz asked. It was sort of funny having a word he understood that could connect to the mer's name. He wasn't sure of the meaning of ā¢į||įįį yet, or if it had one. But prowling was something he did, so it still felt like Jazz had gained another tiny piece of who they were.Ā Ā
{Yes.} He answered, rising enough that his shoulders could be clearly seen, side facing Jazz for a beat, before he slowly began to swim over. Caution or taking it easy due to discomfort, his moments caused only the smallest and softest of ripples. Like a silent hunter.Ā Ā
Yet, it made Jazzās smile shift a bit higher. Prowl is prowling.Ā Ā
But for Blaster, his instincts were starting to claw up his spine, alerting him of a predator. He was forcing himself to relax and keep up his friendly smile by the time Prowl came within five feet of the pier.Ā Ā
Prowl eyed him up and down as he came to a stop, then gently turned after a moment.Ā Ā
"Oh, right!" Jazz abruptly speaking up in slight alarm cause Blaster to flinch ā which in turn caused a moment of internal panic, because sudden movements are always a bad idea ā but Jazz quickly reached up over the pier and grabbed the human by the legs ā which caused Prowl to flinch, and oh-boy, was Blaster having flashbacks of close calls ā twisting him so he sat with his shoulder turned towards Prowl. "Pretty sure that facing toward him is like telling him you want to challenge them."Ā Ā
"R-really," Blaster asked, both trying to distract from his thundering heart and focus on the new information.Ā
"I think so? He kept telling me to stop doing it, before I realized what he was talking about, so it has to be some sort of an aggressive sign." They both looked back to Prowl, who seemed a little tense, but otherwise calm. {You okay, Prowler?}Ā
{Yes.}Ā His voice firm and serious, but did not look at Jazz when he answered.Ā
"⦠Guess we're ready." Weāre good, but he must still be uncomfortable with what happened.Ā
Blaster handed Jazz his bucket first, hoping it would make the next easier. But then Blaster paused, seeing a distant look in his mer's eyes. "Hey, what's wrong?"Ā
"Nothing." Jazz fiddled with the bucket in his hands, but Blaster was still holding onto the handle. Not that taking it would be difficult, but it didn't feel like it was worth the effort.Ā Ā
"Jazzā¦" he pressed softly.Ā
And Jazz retreated, "I⦠I don't feel hungry."Ā
At least he was being honest about it.Ā Ā
Blaster had hoped that taking some time to talk would have helped to improve Jazz's current mental state. And it had a little. But his guilt over the misunderstanding with Prowl and the bad history with the chief vet were likely weighing too heavily on him. And as much as Blaster wanted to take the time and work through everything with Jazz, he couldn't right now, or rather Jazz would be unwilling.Ā Ā
Because Prowl was present. Even with a language barrier, Blaster didn't expect Jazz to feel comfortable having a personal conversation with him so close.Ā But if Jazz didn't eat, then it was likely that Prowl wouldn't either. The trust was thin as it was, andĀ hesitating too long ā and not being able to explain why ā would only make rebuilding trust harder. So, offering to use the holding pool and close the gate wasn't something they could do at the moment. And he hated it. Ā
Blaster had to do something now to help restore Jazz's confidence and stop the spiralling of whatever thoughts were holding him back.Ā Ā
Good thing he was prepared for Jazz possibly becoming stressed.Ā Ā
"Hang on." Blaster said, his smile impish as he pulled the bucket back to set on the pier. Though, not wanting to risk Prowl backing off from him standing, he flopped back reaching for his bag strap, barely snagging it with the tips of his fingers. But he managed and pulled himself back up with it settling in his lap. "I've brought a little somethin."Ā
Jazz didn't seem interested but waited none the less. Watching as Blaster pull out a huge plastic food-container ā ... okay, he was slightly curious now and a little annoyed, because if he was going to tease himāĀ Ā
But then Blaster shook it with the biggest grin, and as the contents clunked around softly, Jazz's whole face lit up. Because what Blaster had just offered was the equivalent of a chocolate bar. There weren't many things that Blaster brought for him in a container, but there was only one that made that sound. "Moose jerky!?"Ā
"Shh! Not so loud." He glanced up at the other staff, like he was doing something that would get him in trouble. But it wasn't a secret that Blaster made these treats for Jazz. And while it still pissed off the chief vet, there was nothing they could do about it.Ā Ā
It had caused a site wide outrage the first time he had done it. But orcas ate moose ā the orca mers more so than the animals ā even if it was mostly if there just happened to be one in front of them rather than an active hunting choice. But there was enough history, and with Blaster's dietary knowledge, he had won that battle.Ā Ā
He just chose to mix it up a little, rather than bring in raw meat. Not so different than some sun-dried fish really. And Blaster personally prepared it to make sure it was safe. Seasoning was just sea salt, simple, but tasty.Ā Ā
Jazz was now buzzing with eager energy.Ā "Can I share with Prowl?"Ā
"Youād better," Blaster laughed as he opened it and handed Jazz two strips that were almost the size of dinner plates. He could have tried to use it to mend the trust between him and the wild mer. But Blaster knew it would help Jazz foster his relationship with Prowl and that was far more important.Ā
The whole time Prowl had been watching them and their exchange with intense focus, trying to figure out what was going on. So, when Jazz turned to him with a huge smile and held out what looked to be a piece of thin wood, he was wary.Ā Ā
{It's good!} Jazz wanted to say it was amazing, but unfortunately 'good', 'okay', 'safe' was all he currently had to work with.Ā Ā
After Prowl finally gave in and moved in close enough to take the offering, Jazz laid out on the surface. Careful not to get his food wet as he happily began to bite and tear small strips off. Taking delight in the satisfying sensation of the treat ripping and savouring the flavour as he chewed the tough meat.Ā Ā
Seeing how much Jazz was enjoying himself, Prowl took a tentative bite and immediately understood why. The look of surprise on his face had the other two laughing.Ā Ā
{Good, yes?}Ā Ā
{Yes.} Prowl then followed Jazz's lead and relaxed on the surface, enjoying the first piece of decent food since he arrived.Ā
Blaster chuckled at the sight of the two of them and set aside the container to dig out his own personal stash to nibble on. "I've got more for you two sea otters, but only after you finish your breakfast."Ā Ā
Smoothing things over by sharing snacks always opened opportunities for bonding. Good ol' comfort food saving the day.Ā
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Idk, this one felt very clunky to me, but I must move on -lays on the floor in defeat-
I'm now trying to put together a timeline of the all interactions that you share or like on your blog. Like a countdown clock to the flood/jailbreak, hitting all the angsty and fluffy notes, I want to make sure I can include everything. Q~Q
You and so many others have been showering me in praise and encouragement I want to live up to it. ā”(ā„ļø£ļ¹į·
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)ā” I love you all, thank you so much!!
Going forward there is going to more Jazz and Prowl, without Blaster, I promise. Please forgive me and my long setups, my brain struggles with keeping things short, everything I write is a 200K+ slow burn. -cries-
-GLC
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OH HELL YEAH GIVE THOSE GUYS A MOOSE THEY DESERVE IT KDDKSHFV

Blaster over there is having battles on all fronts possible alsjfnfjnf
Also I'm happy they can have proper food at least sometimes~ Although I can't help but think that like. Jazz is happy because this poor moose is kind of a rare treat. Nice occasion gift you know. And then Prowl also loves the moose but in more "I was eating nothing but raw potatoes for a while and now there's a properly seasoned and cooked meal again" way. You know. Cause mers have all kinds of different foods in their cities and stuff~ While humans just go "here's your fish".
Anyway haha. The scene is so cute I love itt~

#he's pr. he's prowling#kamfnfkdmdhdkjdbdjdmdbdhd#the day is automatically better when there's two peas i#Jazz: I'm pretty sure I was displaying aggression#Jazz some time later after learning fish etiquette: *head in hands* N O#Funny thought. I just imagined Prowl thinking that Jazz is a bratty teenager but then at some point they have this conversation about#-numbers and stuff. And Prowl is basically goes WAIT. Not a teen NOT A FUCKING TEEN the guy is just being raised in awful environment???#that's not funky teenage growing that's a mer who doesn't get enough of anything in his life. not enough space to move so not enough movi-#-moving so not enough eating so not enough weight so NOT ENOUGH ANYTHING#Prowl is so busy worrying about that new strange place#he doesn't realize (yet) the actual way of it damaging Jazz#..........fuck imagine when he finds out that Jazz performs for humans#................that's gonna be a stong emotion.#GLC#apocalyptic ponyo#ponyo writing#ponyo jp writing#I love this chapter so much><#can't wait to see what it's gonna be like without all the humans around dkgkgnhrhd#JP are often meet and bond in very fucked up situations lol. But I'm sure the lack of humans might help~#glc I love you and your setups#the atmosphere is so there I can basically taste it
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#somebody's watching me
funny games (1997) psycho (1960) the woman in black (2012) friday the 13th part vi: jason lives (1986) the omen (1976) alien (1979) the raven (1963) an american werewolf in london (1981) the first omen (2024) the shining (1980) midsommar (2019) possession (1981) young frankenstein (1974)
#i missed some obviously but im tired#ive finally made this edit oh my god its been haunting me in my notes ever since i was pointing each one out to myself#horror#horror movie#horroredit#horror cinema#funny games#psycho#the woman in black#friday the 13th part vi: jason lives#the omen#alien#the raven#an american werewolf in london#the first omen#the shining#midosmmar#possession#young frankenstein#*mine*#i listened to anxiey freestyle by doechii while making this#also this is fourth wall breaks
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I'm thinking about Gillian Taylor, lesbian (in my heart), standing on that stolen bird-of-prey on their way back to the 23rd century, and trying to figure out the correct way to (tactfully) ask if Kirk and Spock are gay.
Back in the 80s, she'd just assumed that they were gay. I mean, dressed like that? She'd also, however, assumed that they were on drugs, probably a hallucinogen of some kind, which - turned out to be not quite true. So, really, anything was fair game, now, and she no longer knew if they were gay. Maybe that's just how men in the 23rd century were with each other.
She tried to watch, to analyze their actions objectively, but with how busy they were making sure that the ship didn't explode, they weren't really interacting all that closely with one another, and she truly couldn't tell.
So instead she just stood there, next to Admiral Kirk, trying to find the right words to use, words which wouldn't be heard as an insult if she was wrong or if the 23rd century was no more enlightened about these sorts of things.
And then Dr. McCoy walked in and, casual as you please, said, "Jim, where the devil has your husband run off to?"
Husband. He said the word so easily, like it was - normal. Like it was safe and accepted, for a man, an admiral, even, to be gay. He didn't even glance at Gillian as he said it, never even seemed to consider that someone might react poorly. Maybe no-one ever did, in the 23rd century.
Everything sort of faded out of focus for Gillian, after that. She didn't hear another peep until McCoy, concerned, put his hand on her shoulder, and asked if she was alright.
She just smiled in response and told him that, yes, she was doing very well.
Because if Admiral Kirk could have a husband... that meant that she could have a wife.
Oh yes, she thought she'd be quite happy in the 23rd century.
#and then she meets saavik <3#i don't think she ever like. explicitly realizes that spock is an alien in the movie. i think they just skip over her noticing his ears.#so it's also very funny to me to imagine her in the 23rd century Totally Fine with time travel but being like WAIT there are ALIENS???#and then being like WAIT you can get MARRIED to ALIENS???#whole new worlds of lesbianism opening up right before her eyes#star trek#tos#star trek movies#star trek the voyage home#the voyage home#the one with the whales#gillian taylor#spirk#james t kirk#spock#bones mccoy#tbh i have half a post written out about how being a lesbian makes sense for what little we know of gillian's character#but it kinda centered around the fact that the aids crisis had begun 5 years before the events of the movie (& was big in san fran)#and i was like. hm. it feels. insensitive maybe? to post that? so it's languishing in my drafts. maybe i'll post it at some point but.
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chat if i may speak
#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#xmen#x2 xmen united#xmen the last stand#xmen dofp#magneto#erik lehnsherr#snap sketches#i love the old people !!!!!!#highkey though old people are prob my fave subjects to draw ..#theres just so much line definition- i feel more confident drawing them and saying 'yeah that looks like them'#tho i also feel this way with people/characters who have really defined features and shapes ..... most curious !!!#anyways. i gave him extensions vjalkjlkaejAELJ#long-hair erik is important to me and i simply Had To See with ian mckellens face#at the same time something isnt right ... i cant explain it... im not gonna sit on this any longer tho this just a quick thing vjlkalk#when i inevitably draw older movie erik again ill prob go back to his short hair but i may be subjected to a treat. just this once#i dont wanna drive. totally unrelated. im going home for the weekend and i live so FAR from my dorm i hate it here (no i dont)#i just hate driving VJELAVJAE#whatever its the weekend which means more time for xmen brainrot#i just started S3 of 92 !!!!! in theory im halfway done with the series but S3 is also 26 episodes compared to the previous 13 vjeALVKEJ#OH WELL. im gonna go now i have to start driving at some point i GUESS#i just wanted to leave the people with a silly thing </3 ok bye bye#i have a silly comic planned with younger cherik so heres to hoping i do that !!! it's stupid but funny. i hope#ok bye bye now Truly
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reading poolverine fics and finding the point where you realize whether the author knows that a wolverine is not a wolf
#i don't blame anyone I was 25 when I learned this#it would be āvielfraĆā in german#english is also not my first language - the word wolverine was never translated in the xmen movies#it's also kinda finicky bc logan did canonacally live with a pack of wolves at some point#but now that I know it's just funny to me to read fics and find that exact point#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine
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Batman and Robin in BATMAN: The Movie (1966) dir. Leslie H. Martinson
#batman 1966#batman: the movie#adam west#burt ward#batman#robin#batmanedit#dcedit#leslie h martinson#60s#idk i find this old timey moralizing really funny#we watched it in a movie theater on a friday night as a second movie of a campy double feature#and most people had already had at least one beer at that point#certainly an experience#my gifs#also robin has some of the worst takes in this movie#like chill
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You thought The Substance was a comedy? You thought what happened to her throughout the film was funny?
#LOOK OUT A NUANCED TAKE IN THE TAGS#i can initially see why some would interpret the substance as a comedy on a first watch#there are some elements of absurdist humour throughout that are definitely designed to get a reaction out of the viewer#(prawn eating scene. final bloodspill. etc)#BUT placing it within the boundaries of a ācomedyā is frankly a little ridiculous and dismisses the actual point of the substance#it is a HORROR movie first. it is not at all a COMEDY#unless you consider the downward spiral of elizabeth sparkle funny (which letās be honest. golden globes committee probably found it funny)#then no. it is not a comedy#it is a tragic story about a woman who is warped and consumed by the industry that perverts her#im glad the substance and fargeat got plenty of nominations this year#but labelling it as a comedy? kinda goes against the filmās intended purpose#rant COMPLETE!#golden globes#the substance#gecko boy
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Are we at a point in society where weāre ready to talk about how Eddie and Venom are both absolutely autistic and the movies double as a metaphor for nurodivergance as well as queerness and that we really donāt talk about it enough and also I need more fanfic of them being autistic?
Edit: I have now made and posted that in depth post about this if anyone is interested
#this is my roman empire#theyāre so autistic coded#I need to make a full in depth post on this at some point#probably soon because the hyper fixation is strong#iām unwell#they mean so much to me itās not even funny#venom#venom movie#Iām going to be real cringe for a minute here and I donāt care#eddie brock#symbrock#Venom is autistic#Eddie is autistic#autistic Eddie#autistic Venom#veddie
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Thinking about how the animals from the Madagascar movies don't actually talk...
If we were to watch the movie how it was really happening it would be just a bunch of animals making indiscriminate noises at each other lmao
#what's funny tho is that they (especially Alex it appears) seem to think that the humans DO understand them perfectly#when the opposite is true#I imagine a lion just roaring at you in the most practical way as he's trying very hard to get his point across hahahah#what's more funny is it's not like they just think they're speaking some vague āhuman languageā#they literally think that they are speaking plain English#which explains why Alex didn't think the animals in Africa would understand him#but he was never speaking English to begin with so there was no problem XD#madagascar#madagascar movie#alex the lion
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why is this taking me 626252 years to finish honestlyā¦..anywayā¦lol I kinda like jaime with bows

#like that is so coquette core of him#im like 60% done with his top but then the jewelleryā¦ā¦ š« š«”š«”#also idk if i should have him hold a hat that has like this huge feathers -> a) the beast wore at at some point in the movie iirc b) to#match brienneās feathers OR I should have him hold like a yassified version of widowās wail#bc bri is holding oathkeeper so it matches her too#but I kind of like the hat bc of the ridiculousness of it all šš#he already has that frilled collar that im gonna be putting lace on ššš but the potential to have this super wide brimmed hat with feathers#likeeeeā¦.come onā¦!!!!!!! itās so camp#anyway his outfit is actually like. all on the upper half lol itās kinda funny but the silhouette is specifically a#taken from the beastās costume when he turns to the prince ok#anyway if u have no idea what im talking abt im designing jb costumes based on the cocteau batb#but itās like both of their outfits are referencing both beast and beauty so itās been an interesting design challenge mixing the two#and trying to make it look good and coherent lol
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I thought it was criminal to post the comic strip and not the video I made it for. So here is the tiktok of the Villain Tadashi concept Iāve been obsessed with lately. Some people asked for my headcanons so I put them in the tags!
Design is by me! Concept is from a different tiktok video about a fan altered BH6 ending. I live here now.
#head cannons at the bottom#big hero 6#big hero 6 fanart#hiro hamada#tadashi hamada#villain tadashi hamada#bh6#bh6 fanart#tadashi hamada fanart#HEADCANONS START NOW#Tadashi is brainwashed by Callaghan that Krei was targeting Hiro and tried offing Tadashi off as a preventative measure#Tadashi was in a coma and healing for 6 months after the explosion. 1 month after the events of the movie#He doesnāt actually appear before Hiro until after a few battles#during their battles Tadashi only recognizes hiro and not the others#He makes it a point to not harm Hiro and it makes for some funny scenes#Callaghan ties Tadashi up in technicalities by saying heās already committed crimes so he canāt go back to his old life#I have so much more. tell me if you want them
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kinda want to rewatch apocalypse just to criticize it again
see if thereās anything else i can pull apart
or maybe dofp
idk i need to just pick one and watch it
but itās too late for that i have a good sleep schedule to keep in tact i cant ruin it now
just gonna need to pick something from my brain
i mean when Charles get baldified i physically cringe idk what it is about it
maybe its the fact he just lost his beautiful princess locks š
and when apocalypse takes over cerebro and Charles eyes go black. thereās something about it that just doesnāt fit and i have no idea what it is
also how was it a bad thing apocalypse sent all the nukes to space (apart from actually littering and causing some other problems due to that)
i donāt think we should let old people have access to bombs let me have them or something
the old men are sad because they lost their lethal toys ā¹ļø
something i donāt understand is why stryker took Moira
like i get why he took the others but Moira???
tf did she do??
conspiring with mutants?? huh????
honestly the movie wouldāve been just the slight bit better if Moira wasnāt there
SHE DID NOTHING
LIKE ACTUALLY NOTHING BUT STAND AROUND IM SO PISSED
DO SOMETHING????
all she did was flash around her title that she works at the CIA
you canāt convince me Charles is straight i know heās sucked dick AND taken it up the ass š¤Øš¤Øš¤Ø
moving to a new topic BUT WE COULD OF HAD MISTER SINISTER
like there was more reference to him in new mutants BUT STILL
SHOW ME ESSEX CORP WHAT DID THEY DO WITH LOGANS BLOOD???
did transigen steal from them or something? maybe thatās one of the ways they could of made Laura who knows
idk what else i could talk about that i havenāt already said
#apocalypse is down there with dark pheonix#dark pheonix only gets like a point or two because of the train fight scene and cherik proposal#when apocalypse took over cerebro i partially cheered#finally doing what charles has always been scared of#total mass destruction š#charles pookie please going ruin a bunch of peoples lives the people demand it (me)#desperate for him to use his powers to its maximum#imagine one day he got bored and just rickrolled the whole earth#massive feat#he could do it too šš#charles please i beg you to send memes to every living thing#that would be so funny#that okd man needs to get to some antics#i wonder what everyone was thinking after charlesā message#āthat was going in a completely different direction before the end what was thatā#ALSO CHARLES IS OMNILINGUAL I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO CONSIDER THIS#BRO CAN LEARN ANYTHING JUST BY BRUSHING SOMEONES MIND#BRO PROBABLY KNOWS THE WHOLE ALAPHABET šØ#an angel looses its wings when charles only knows english in fics šš/j#i wish charles used his actual power of psionic blasts in the movies#sighh the potential you have babygirl šššæšæ#gonna stop myself here before i reach the tag limit šØ#cherik#charles xavier#professor x#x men#erik lehnsherr#xmcu#wish does not shut up#anti xmen apocalypse
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I know virtually nothing about Sonic the Hedgehog besides BDGās Unraveled and all the Snapcube Fandubs so seeing all the Sonic 3 promo is well and fun but also hereās what I can only assume Shadow is as a character:
Emo
āThe ultimate life formā
Created by Mariaās grandpa to be Sonicās rival (and this was encouraged by Satan (or whoever that guy was))
Maria is Shadowās childhood friend and she has been MIA since Shadow was deployed to Earth
Shadow and Rouge are mlm wlw solidarity
Shadow has jet boots but forgets this when itās plot relevant
He dyes his hair, the red streaks arenāt natural
Heās Sonicās rival but also Eggmanās enemy
His and Sonicās relationship is like⦠two exās with mutual friends and one really enjoys annoying the other and the other haaaates him
Truly no idea what he can do that Sonic canāt. Both run fast. Shadow is smarter I think? But the bar is low
I get the sense that Shadowās goal was to beat Sonic in something and once that was accomplished or failed he decided to aim for loftier goals. Like messing with Eggman. Or befriending Satan
I assume thatās not actually Satan in Shadowās game but I also have no idea who it is
Shadow does try to get the Chaos emeralds but mostly just the green one and itās for petty purposes. Not weed, they wouldnāt put that in a kidās game (I think) but itās to make Sonic or Eggman mad (I donāt know what the Chaos emeralds do. As far as I know theyāre Synthesized Garbage Gems)
#spoilers(?)#Iāve also seen some episodes of a sonic tv show when I was little#I donāt remember which it was but it had like an anime art style and Sonic was at the bottom of a pool at some point#tails was my favorite#I havenāt seen any of the movies to be clear#also have no idea who or what Silver is#shadow the hedgehog is very funny to me and I think thatās mostly cause of the fandubs#these are all things I believe to be true#resisted the urge to put something about eggmans wife#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#spoilers for the fandubs?? maybe??
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āIsabela and mirabel made up too quickly it didnāt make sense!!ā
yāall do not know what itās like going from screaming āI HATE Uā at your sister to laughing about it 10 mins laterš
#encanto#encanto disney#disneys encanto#mirabel madrigal#mirabel encanto#isabela madrigal#disneyās encanto#Iām sorry I always found it so funny how mad people would get#because I just went omg finally REAL sibling representation!#itās funny because people would be like well thatās not normal thatās weird like calling random strangers toxic because they fight w sibling#SOOO DUMB LMAOOO#anyways sorta hot take people expected d*sney to show Isa and Miraās relationship like Anna and Elsaās and were shocked it wasnāt that#so they got mad#like I know so many people whoās relationship is exactly like theirs!#AND THEY DONT ACTUALLT HATE EACHOTHER LMAOO#itās 2024 I think calling isa and Miraās relationship toxic over a bit of bickering is silly#yes their relationship is strained but its clear they donāt actually hate eachother!#I might make a post on this at some point because Iām convinced yāall watched a different movi
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