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I know virtually nothing about Sonic the Hedgehog besides BDG’s Unraveled and all the Snapcube Fandubs so seeing all the Sonic 3 promo is well and fun but also here’s what I can only assume Shadow is as a character:

Emo

“The ultimate life form”

Created by Maria’s grandpa to be Sonic’s rival (and this was encouraged by Satan (or whoever that guy was))

Maria is Shadow’s childhood friend and she has been MIA since Shadow was deployed to Earth

Shadow and Rouge are mlm wlw solidarity

Shadow has jet boots but forgets this when it’s plot relevant

He dyes his hair, the red streaks aren’t natural

He’s Sonic’s rival but also Eggman’s enemy

His and Sonic’s relationship is like… two ex’s with mutual friends and one really enjoys annoying the other and the other haaaates him

Truly no idea what he can do that Sonic can’t. Both run fast. Shadow is smarter I think? But the bar is low

I get the sense that Shadow’s goal was to beat Sonic in something and once that was accomplished or failed he decided to aim for loftier goals. Like messing with Eggman. Or befriending Satan

I assume that’s not actually Satan in Shadow’s game but I also have no idea who it is

Shadow does try to get the Chaos emeralds but mostly just the green one and it’s for petty purposes. Not weed, they wouldn’t put that in a kid’s game (I think) but it’s to make Sonic or Eggman mad (I don’t know what the Chaos emeralds do. As far as I know they’re Synthesized Garbage Gems)

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Chase Devineaux (and agent zari)

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

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I generally like gothic horror and am very fond of Dracula so when my aunt was like want to watch Nosferatu 2024 I was like oh damn maybe

[Nosferatu spoilers ahead btw]

I am very easily spooked and don’t watch horror movies often but I was like vampire lore comparison opportunity outweighs potentially being too scared to sleep well so I was like Oho perhaps

But then I was like Hrm. r rating with sexual content. lets see

And a VERY shoutout to this person who had roughly the same question I had after trying to google content warnings for a movie that hasn’t come out yet (lmao)

And a very Thank You to this kind person who amongst the more unkind Reddit users had an actual response:

Anyway I’m not gonna see it but a) I’m grateful for these posts and b) look I KNOW the Dracula story is inherently lustful, and there are FASCINATING things to learn from it!! Mina Harker having sexuality outside of her marriage? Just one of many examples that would be interesting to dive into as a reflection of 1890s Victorian culture! So while I don’t think the sex scenes in this movie are unwarranted (I debated watching it anyway because dude I really like Dracula comparisons) I… probably can’t handle this one lol 😔

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bout to drop crazy fish tail lore in front of unsuspecting loved ones when I next go to the aquarium

The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

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what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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i got the miku ramen. my bf said it is 1) good 2) Nuclear Blue. Like More Blue Than The Color Itself Blue

ill try it later tonight and post a follow-up

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Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

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Overheard a couple walking by a sewer grate, one of them went “Do you know what’s in there?”

“Ninja turtles?”

“Pennywise.”

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found a way to sculpt ceramic tiles in blender...!

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i need to put him in a tupperware container so he can tell me if its microwave safe. he needs to be contained. he is my favorite charcater in this show and i want to put him in a nonrestrictive fencing so i can observe him. put him in box

I had 3 claw machine dreams in a row and this came to me 🌀

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Awwwwwwww

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

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In most cases with cozy games the question “why do it in a game when you could do it irl?” has no reasoning because Game but in the case where my mom saw me playing Unpacking after literally unpacking all my stuff from a months long trip she is probably valid with that question

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Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like if I was in Exocolonist like “Oooh maybe I’d befriend all of them, maybe I’d become an engineer, oooooh” when I know damn well I’d just get Nomi-Nomi to recreate Hatsune Miku

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Oh btw there’s an entire whale where I work