#this is not anti harry or anti ron. Harry was a child and Ron was being his sweet self in those scenes. The females are the ones at fault.
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Yes. The Weasleys had too many kids. An analysis. (Part 2 of 2)
So, where were we? Right. The Weasleys have so many kids that it fucks with their family dynamic and with the mental health of everyone involved. Last time, we looked at Molly and Arthur during the war. We ended in 1981, which means that all kids are born, now. Molly is still nursing. (It’s common to nurse kids up to two or three years, while slowly weaning them, so I assume that this is what Molly does.) She’s finally done with becoming pregnant every other year, however. And it’s about time, because her workload is bigger, than any single person can handle. And while it will decrease over time, it will stay enormous for the next couple of years.
1982 – Bill (who will be 12 at the end of the year) starts Hogwarts. It’s his first lick of freedom. There is no babysitting-duty at Hogwarts. All he has to do is stay out of trouble and earn good grades. Other than that, he is free to do what he wants. He will be the only Weasley-sibling in Hogwarts for two years. Because of this, his parents probably have enough money in reserve to buy him a full Hogwarts-kit without resorting to second-hand-stuff too much. (He might get second-hand books, but his robes and wand are probably new.)
At home, life is still hard for Molly. She has one less kid to take care of, but the kids who are still in her care are a handful. She still needs to teach Charlie. Percy got 6 over the summer and is a little nerd, so she is likely teaching him, too. Fred and George are still chaos incarnate. (And they are just getting started, really.)
Bill’s duties (chores around the home and watching his younger brothers) get passed down to Charlie. Percy might try his hand on this, too, because he is still in direct competition with the twins and Mum gives him attention when he helps her.
The war is over and the Weasleys start to feel the effects of this. As Death Eaters are captured and sentenced, the Wizarding World starts to feel safe, again. The stress eases off (but Molly is probably still grieving.)
Arthur’s work schedule slowly goes back to more normal levels, allowing him to spend more time at home. However, he missed out on a big chunk of his children’s childhood. It’s also hard to return to his role as a parent, because at this point, the roles of the family are pretty much established: Molly is in charge and does most of the work. Some of the easier chores are passed down to her kids (first Bill, now Charlie, later Percy). This includes watching over his younger brothers while Molly takes care of her toddlers. It’s kind of hard for him to integrate himself into this dynamic. (Just imagine him doing the laundry or the dishes – it’s very likely that he has a different way for doing this, which could easily disrupt Molly’s workflow or simply just annoy her.)
I think he will mostly stick to the stuff he did when Bill and Charlie were little. So he’s taking his kids out for trips on the weekends. But this is difficult, too, because it’s not Bill and Charlie anymore, but Charlie, Percy, Fred and George. Their dynamic is entirely different, and it’s hard to keep an eye on all of them, while also satisfying their needs equally. (Especially because Percy, Fred and George start to clash.) As a result, the trips are probably not as frequent as they once were.
It’s also possible that Arthur picks up his Muggle-hobby at this point. (Picking up this hobby causes him to spend at least some evenings in his shed, tinkering with Muggle-stuff instead of helping his wife. I imagine him to fade into the background a little bit, while he leaves the household and child-rearing to his wife.)
1984 – Charlie starts Hogwarts.
There are now two Weasley-Siblings at Hogwarts, but things are still pretty chill for them. It’s still just Bill and Charlie, after all. Bill is probably considered trustworthy enough by his teachers to receive a time-turner, so he can take all electives Hogwarts has to offer. (I do wonder how much Molly’s expectations are playing into this. She clearly expects her children to do well at Hogwarts, both in terms of grades and behavior. At this point, he is either a massive nerd like Hermione, trying to perform well to fulfill his mother’s expectations, or both. He is also setting a standard for his siblings here, whether this is on his own accord or because of pressure he receives from Molly.)
At home, Percy (now 8) takes over Charlie’s duties. He tries to control Fred and George. It’s likely that he fails miserably. They are just too close age-wise for this to work.
Fred and George are 6 now and start to play rough. Last year, Fred turned Ron’s teddy bear into a giant spider (which probably caused Ron to develop arachnophobia). Next year, they will try to talk Ron into making an Unbreakable Vow with them. So keeping an eye on them is getting harder, not easier.
At this point in time, Scabbers exceeds the life span of his species. Rats can get up to two or three years old. (And Rowling knows this. This information is included in book 3, when Ron takes Scabbers to the pet store to have the witch there check on him.) This is Scabbers third year with the Weasleys, so his time is up. No one seems to notice, though. I don’t blame Percy (or the other kids) for this, but Molly and Arthur should notice that they don’t have to replace a rat or have a talk about how Scabbers is happier in the great rat heaven. They don’t and I wonder why. My suggestions are: a) They are either not paying any attention to Percy and his pet (which would suck) or b) Scabbers is turning into Peter and uses a wand (his own or Molly’s) to confund them as needed (which would suck even more).
1987 – Percy starts Hogwarts.
At the end of the 1986/87 school year, Bill (who is a prefect now) takes his OWL in all 12 courses Hogwarts has to offer. It’s possible he returns his time turner after this or keeps it until his graduation to deal with his NEWT-workload. He now starts his sixth year. Charlie is in his fourth year and is already on the Quidditch team. Molly is very, very proud of both of them.
Percy is a wee first year and doesn’t have to watch out for any younger siblings for once. He can focus on learning instead. He is probably the first boy in the family to end up with hand-me-down robes, as he has a similar build as Bill and Bill has probably outgrown his first set.
Scabbers is six, now. So he has lived twice as long as a normal rat would. Still, no one has caught up to the fact that he is awfully old for a rat. It’s very likely that he accompanies Percy to Hogwarts. (It should be noted that Hogwarts only allows cats, owls and toads as pets, so Percy probably got a permission to bring a rat instead. However, no one at the school notices Scabber’s age either.)
Life at home is still chaotic. Fred and George are 10, Ron is 8 and Ginny is 7. Molly is probably teaching all of them. Her workload is slowly going down to a more manageable level, but keeping the twins in check is still a challenge.
She probably doesn’t expect Fred and George to do chores and watch over their siblings. (At least not in the same way she expected from her older kids.) Mostly, because she can’t trust them to do it. (Remember the Unbreakable Vow? Yeah, that.) Additionally, Ron simply has no authority over them, so that’s not an option either.
1989 – Fred and George start Hogwarts.
In his seventh year, Bill was made Head Boy. By now, he took his NEWTs and left school. He probably returns home for a little while, before he takes the first chance he gets to fuck off to Egypt and play with cursed tombs. (We should probably talk about English wizards, Egyptian treasures and colonialism here, but that’s a completely different can of worms.)
Charlie took his OWL and is now in his sixth year. He’s still on the Quidditch team and should be Quidditch Captain by now. He’s also a prefect. So between them, they got all the big achievements Hogwarts has to offer: Prefect (both of them), Head Boy (Bill) and Quidditch Captain (Charlie). Bill also got 12 OWL, which is an achievement on its own. Molly will measure her other children against this later.
Speaking of Molly: While her home life is going to relax a lot this year, her expectations are still around. She is still expecting her kids to do well in school. Considering that Fred and George are now at Hogwarts, the old demand “Watch over your younger siblings!” is back and in full swing. I can’t see Charlie doing it – he has his head full of dragons and Quidditch and lived five blissful years in Hogwarts without the need to look after anyone all that much. Sure, Percy was at school, but he has already learned to look after himself. I don’t think Charlie will start with this now. Not unless the twins interfere with his prefect- or Quidditch-duties or are completely out of line.
Percy is a different story, however. He is in his third year and still taking after Bill. Just like Bill he takes all electives, so it is likely that he also gets a time turner for this. At this point, Percy has ingrained the idea that he needs to perform exceptionally well at school and Bill set an incredible high bar to reach, but he is willing to do just that. He also spent a lot more time at home dealing with the twins. Molly’s expectations for him to be a good boy and to look after his younger brothers will now put pressure on him again. He will probably try to control their chaotic behavior, but they are 11 now, and they will listen to him even less than before.
For Fred and George, this is heaven. They finally escaped the watchful eyes of their mother and have a whole new world to explore. So many secret passageways and even more victims to play pranks on. Percy is annoying, but they can play pranks on him, too. They will soon steal the Marauder’s Map from Filch’s office, which will open up even more possibilities. It’s great. 10/10, no notes.
Life at home is finally manageable. It’s just Molly, Ron and Ginny (and also Arthur and his Muggle-stuff). This is probably a nice time for Ron, because there are no older siblings around to steal his limelight. However, at this point he has the family dynamic internalized and his self-esteem is pretty low overall.
1991 – Ron starts Hogwarts.
By now, Charlie has left Hogwarts. It is unlikely that he actually finished his education, however. When Harry becomes a member of the Gryffindor team in Philosopher’s Stone, Fred says: “We haven’t won since Charlie left, but this year’s team is going to be brilliant.” Had Charlie finished his education, he would have left in summer 1991. The quote is from autumn 1991. In this case, the quote would make no sense, because there were no matches for Gryffindor to lose between Charlie leaving and Harry becoming Gryffindor’s new seeker. So he must have left before then, probably sometime in his sixth or seventh year, after his seventeenth birthday.
It’s important to note that we don’t read about any fights over this. I can’t imagine Molly being happy with this, but he must have had her permission. (Otherwise we would know about it. Molly can’t shut up about the failures of the twins, she would not shut up about Charlie’s failures either.)
Percy is in his fifth year and a prefect. By now he is the career-driven rules lawyer we meet in canon. He will end this school year by taking all 12 OWL – just like Bill. (When Ron is made prefect in OotP, Molly makes sure to tell everyone that he is now a prefect, just like his older brothers, and she seems very comfortable doing so. I assume, Percy heard his fair share of this, when he was made prefect.)
The twins are in their third year and members of Gryffindor’s Quidditch team. By now, they have earned themselves a reputation as pranksters.
Ron is the sixth Weasley-kid to enter Hogwarts. While his older siblings might have gotten some second-hand stuff, everything he owns was basically handed down to him: Bill’s old robes, Charlie’s old wand and Percy’s old pet rat. To be clear: none of those things make much sense to hand down (or at least not to Ron).
Bill’s old robes should have gone to Percy after Bill left Hogwarts. They should be of a similar height, while Ron (as an eleven-year-old) should be somewhat smaller. Instead of handling it that way, Percy got new robes as a reward and Bill’s robes were handed down to Ron. This is clear favoritism on Molly’s part. It’s no surprise that Ron (who already feels overlooked by his parents) feels upset about it.
Giving him Charlie’s old wand makes even less sense. We know, that the wand chooses its wizard. Charlie’s wand did not choose Ron, so it would not perform as well for him. In addition, in book 1 the wand is described as follows: “He rummaged around in his trunk and pulled out a very battered-looking wand. It was chipped in places and something white was glinting at the end.”
That thing is basically falling apart. That was either a lot of wear and tear during Charlie’s time at Hogwarts (considering the fact that we have not heard anything about this with other wands, this is unlikely) or the wand was already a hand-me-down when Charlie got it. In either case, giving Ron a wand that has its core more or less poking out, doesn’t sound very safe. I wonder why Arthur and Molly decided to do this. Did they expect Ron to have a great learning experience with a damaged wand? Did they want Ron to use the wand until it eventually did break, saving them another year or two before they had to buy a new one? (And yes, they would indeed need to buy him a new one in his third year, but they had no way of knowing that. Unless there are prophecies for that kind of shit. And even then. The fuck?)
Money is tight, of course. But is it really that tight? They could afford to get Percy an owl, after all. And buying a wand for their son is an expense they've had 11 years to plan. I understand getting second-hand robes and cauldrons, as they see a lot of wear and tear. But this should not apply to a wand in the same way. This is just really, really odd.
And then there is the elephant – and with elephant I mean rat – in the room: Scabbers. Firstly, that rat should be dead for at least seven years by now. No one seems to notice. No one cares. What the fuck.
Secondly, why is Percy giving his pet to Ron? There just isn’t a great explanation for this. Scabbers has been his pet for ten years. TEN. Percy should be attached to his pet like glue. After all, he has Scabbers since he can remember. Why is he willing to part with his rat? The only reasons I can think of:
1) He does it because Molly asks him to. She is clearly playing favorites, here. Not only does he get new robes when he becomes prefect, but he also receives his very own owl as a gift. It’s possible that this owl comes with strings attached, and Percy is required to give Scabbers to Ron to get the owl. Which would be a pretty fucked up situation for every child involved and should’ve been handled differently.
2) Percy wants to get rid of Scabbers. He doesn’t know about Scabbers’ Peter-shaped secret, of course (otherwise he would’ve reported this). But it is possible that he feels, on a subconscious level, that something about Scabbers is off. Not in a dangerous way (again, he would’ve reported this), just in an unpleasant way. (This would still be odd. Especially when we consider that no one noticed Scabbers age.)
3) Scabbers has decided that it’s time to jump ship. Percy just turned fifteen this year. He is old enough to grow suspicious of his seemingly immortal rat. It’s possible that he cozied up to Ron to manipulate both boys into making the switch. Or he turned into Peter and confunded some Weasleys. Who knows. He’s still a Death Eater and mass murderer on the run, after all.
1992 – Ginny starts Hogwarts.
The flock has left the nest. Molly’s work is mostly over. It’s just her and Arthur who stay at the burrow. She still takes care of the household, but the responsibility for her kids rest on other people’s shoulders, now. There is nothing left to do, except knitting, sending care packages, worrying about her kids careers and hexing the occasional howler. Molly could get a job now or pick up a hobby or two. I mean, she does read Gilderoy Lockhart’s shitty books. She is a fan of his, after all. But she doesn’t seem to enter any community over this (no fan club, no reading circle, no nothing. It’s just her). And there are no other hobbies outside of that.
Apropos community: We don’t really see her having a community. She is a pretty important side character, but the books never mention that she has friends or other contacts outside her family. It seems like she is focusing on her kids and only on her kids.
Which would explain her meddling. Because Molly meddles a lot, when it comes to her kids and their futures. She keeps putting pressure on Percy to look after his younger siblings – this will expand to Harry after she gets to know him. Percy (still a good boy) does as she wishes. It’s not healthy, neither for him nor for his relationship with his siblings (who are mostly annoyed by him), but Molly either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care. In the future, she will be very cross with Hermione after reading Rita Skeeters articles about her. She will also be upset about the twins' career choice and Bill's choice of girlfriend…
And yeah, that’s basically it. At this point, the family dynamic is firmly established and ingrained in her children’s heads. Percy is already set up to explode in the near future. Being Molly’s Golden Child is neither good nor healthy, especially considering all the pressure that comes along with it. His relationship with his siblings isn’t all that great, either.
Fun fact: We don’t know if anyone ever told him about Scabbers’ Peter-shaped secret. If it did happen, it was probably pretty traumatic. That shit-show was his pet for ten fucking years and he handed it down to his younger brother. That’s nightmare fuel, even if Peter never hurt any of them.
The twins have firmly established themselves as troublemakers. At least some of their “jokes” really aren’t funny and border on cruel, neglectful and/or harmful. (Remember the Unbreakable Vow? Yeah, still not funny. In 1993, they also tried to lock Percy in a pyramid. Yes, I don’t think they wanted to hurt him, not really, but that thing was still a cursed tomb. Things could have gone wrong, and at that point they were old enough to know better. In their last year they tested their joke-sweets on younger students who were neither adequately informed nor old enough to consent for something like this. Yes, they tested the sweets on themselves first, but something could still have gone wrong because of allergies and all that stuff. And after they left Hogwarts and started their joke shop, they do sell love potions to students, complete with options to smuggle that shit into school. Additionally, instead of going bad/losing their potency, those love potions get stronger with age. This alone is a horror story waiting to happen.)
Ron is affected, too. His self-esteem is pretty low when he starts Hogwarts and it will stay that way throughout the series. This will inform a lot of his decisions (especially the bad ones) in the future.
We don’t know much about how all of this affected Bill, Charlie and Ginny. Bill and Charlie just aren’t as involved in the narrative, and Ginny stays kind of… bland and love interest-ish… throughout the story.
So… yeah?
Am I saying that the Weasleys did not love their kids? No, of course not. Especially Molly shows her love regularly. (Her love is more like a water hose than a watering can, however. Very intense and focussed on a single spot at a time, instead of reaching all her kids equally.)
What I am saying is that the Weasleys, as a family, are pretty dysfunctional. Many factors are playing into this – Molly’s and Arthur’s dynamic as a couple and as parents, the number of their kids, the war, etc. It’s impacting all of them negatively. Molly is stressed out, Arthur is out of touch and some of their kids lose their trust (either in their parents, in their siblings or in themselves.) It also makes their love feel conditional. The twins feel this whenever Molly is comparing them with their older (more well-behaved) brothers. Percy feels this when he comes home with that promotion and is demoted from Golden Child to family-traitor within a heartbeat. Ron has internalized it and desperately seeks attention and affection elsewhere.
They still love each other, but it’s a difficult position to be in for most of them.
And the worst thing: I don’t think Rowling notices any of this. She did not intend the family to be as dysfunctional as it is. She keeps portraying the Weasleys as this great, loving family who took Harry in when he needed it the most. And of course they did – but that’s not all there is to it. There are so many issues that go unresolved in the books. Molly never learns to back off. The responsibility for the conflict between Arthur and Percy is placed entirely on Percy, despite Arthur being at fault, too. The twins never really learn that a prank can go too far. Ron doesn’t really solve his self-esteem-issues. Rowling does start to give him some character development regarding his self-esteem-issues multiple times, but he always seems to revert back over the course of the summer holidays.
The family really deserved more effort to go into the writing.
Note: This analysis is not meant to say that stay-at-home parents are bad or that Molly should have gotten a job while having seven little kids at home. What I am criticizing is the way we treat care work. Because it is work, and a lot of work. A stay-at-home parent is often on call 24/7. A stay-at-home parent never really gets to take a break, never can take a day off, and never just can leave their work for another day. But they do deserve breaks and days off, just like any person with a day job. And that is where their partners and the rest of their families come in.
And this is the other thing I wanted to criticize here: The way we glorify living as a nuclear family. It’s said that you need a village to raise a kid and I do think this is true. Having more people involved in child-rearing (be it relatives, neighbors or professionals like teachers) is a boon. Families had access to this for millennia. Raising your kids with the help of your family and your village was normal, up until very recently. And it’s a shame that the Weasleys seemingly had no help like this. And yes, I do see the fault with Rowling, who wrote them that way. She basically took the concept of the nuclear families of the 1980s and 1990s and slapped it onto the family, without any world building at all.
(Please also note, that I consider stay-at-home parents to be different from tradwives. When I use the term “tradwife”, I am specifically referring to stay-at-home mothers who do not just take care of their household and their kids, but who also commit themselves to having as many kids as possible and who tend to take on other duties (like homeschooling) as well. The most common examples of this are probably families who belong to fundamentalist Christian churches or cults.)
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i’ve seen relationship therapists and psychologists analyse hermione and ron’s relationship and conclude that they wouldn’t work out in the long run. they’ve argued for hermione to be with harry, krum, even DRACO (don’t understand how a counsellor can vow for canon dramione but alright) as an alternative partner for hermione since ron is “too insecure” to be with her and match her intelligent prowess or what have you.
i seriously don’t understand this sentiment. ron and hermione genuinely seem (almost) perfect to me, maybe not in the movies (a common denominator of people who don’t like romione is that they always cite evidence from the movies, since the films took a lot away from ron’s character and his growth), but definitely in the books.
looking at ron’s insecurities, a lot of people dredge his inferiority complex up to toxic masculinity primarily, when it was more explored how it was an effect of his home life (not gonna argue toxic masculinity wasn’t a factor, they’re teenagers in the 90s written by a pretty misogynistic woman so…). he was the youngest son out of how many children? all of his older brothers were brilliant in some way. bill was an extremely gifted spellcaster, charlie was gifted with magical beasts, percy’s academic score was unmatched, and fred and george (despite their trouble) were entrepreneurial inventor-geniuses. ron, on the other hand, was quite literally born a disappointment to his mother, who conceived him specifically because she wanted a daughter, whilst ginny was born her favourite (though, even then, ginny was gifted at quidditch). ron was mediocre in every sense of the word, and his two best friends were harry (one of the most famous wizards) and hermione (the smartest witch of her age yada yada). and i’ve seen people argue that harry was more welcomed by molly into the weasley household than ron ever was. this isn’t even mentioning the amount of bullshit he copped for being poor (people always downplay the blow to confidence being in poverty can have on a person who is constantly surrounded by people who not only have more, but look down on him for simply being unlucky as to not have what they do).
so yeah, ron was an envious kid, but he was that way not because he was an evil patriarchal conception but because he was lowkey neglected. and even then he was overall an extremely devoted and loyal friend to both harry and hermione, because he did genuinely love them.
there were many moments of ron standing up for hermione that was cut from the films, not as a guy who was romantically interested in her, but as a friend. ron arguing with snape for making hermione cry is one of my fav scenes in the books ru kidding me, and in the movies he AGREED with snape RU KIDDING ME. not to mention how ron was a sobbing violent mess when hermione was getting tortured in the last book, whereas he wasn’t nearly as bothered in the films. and the films cut out harry being a dick to ron about his familial concerns (in dh), so when ron left it seemed like a random dickish move over his jealousy towards harry and hermione’s relationship.
there’s also a million moments where they minimised ron’s usefulness in the books for comedic purposes (forbidden forest with aragog, troll scene, devils snare scene) so ron seems dumber than he is. like, he’s actually smart and a really good spellcaster…. in the books.
so simply by stating this most of the arguments against romione become void. “he’s too stupid/weak for her” simply not true. “he’s a terrible friend who doesn’t stand up for her” also not true. “he’s too insecure to have made a move on her,” yes, but given the context i don’t think people would freak on about ron’s upbringing, i think many would be more understanding, especially considering his growth. even if he wasn’t insecure, hermione is beyond incredible and is bound to make anyone nervous when pursuing her (not an excuse for ron to act like a dick, but it does explain a lot where the movies don’t). “they argue too much” they bump heads, none of the arguments they have are actually super damning, with the exception of ron leaving in deathly hallows.
maybe i’ve covered everything (excluding the abhorrent amount of classism that clouds people’s judgments around how they view ron when harping about how hermione deserves better? hopefully).
now, i know people won’t like me mentioning the cursed child, but i’m going to considering we actually get an insight of their life as a longterm married couple there. a lot of ron stans hated how ron was the only character that wasn’t doing something incredible. harry was head of the aurors, ginny was a famous quidditch player retired to a famous journalist, neville was a hogwarts professor, hermione was quite literally minister on magic. and ron…. ran the joke shop with george.
and i think this was almost the perfect route to go down for ron. because he was average, and was perfectly fine with just being average. hello?? that speaks leagues of growth for his character. he’s supportive of hermione’s work, he grounds her when she gets too caught up in being the literal president of wizarding society, and he still viciously defends her, minister or not. in fact, he’s proud to simply be known as hermione’s husband because he doesn’t feel the need to prove to anyone else his worth. the people he loves most know his worth, hermione never downplays or underestimates him, they are complete equals in the relationship in every single way that matters. they kept ron’s best qualities whilst making him seem more of a healed person. they work so well as a married couple without it seeming like mischaracterisation (not to mention the cursed child literally shows how those two are in love in every reality, so there quite literally can’t be a better partner for hermione or ron according to canon).
so i really don’t understand how professional relationship counsellors can go online and denounce it. probs because they only watched the movies, but it’s 2023 and ron stans should not STILL be fighting for their lives trying to defend him from people who simply don’t consume media with as much depth (which is fine, but one should clarify if they’re talking about the movies because i’ve seen people state they’re talking about the hp BOOKS when it’s simply just…. the films). anyways. romione on top, thanks to coming to my ted talk.
#buts thats just a theory. a GAME theory#next ted talk i’ll talk about wolfstar and why fanon wolfstar can suckkk in so many ways simply bc the fandom characterises remus as a dick#didnt mean for this to turn into a ron defender post but it did.#most romione-antis cite ‘ron’ as just the sole reason as to why theyre romione antis in the first place loll#its been a while since i read the books tho. like seven years since. so if i get anything wrong just lmk#harry potter#hp#romione#ron weasley#hermione granger#lavender brown#severus snape#anti dramione#draco malfoy#pro ron weasley#cursed child#ootp#molly weasley#bill weasley#percy weasley#charlie weasley#neville longbottom#ginny weasley#fred weasley#pro romione#george weasley#viktor krum#hp gof#deathly hallows#rewriting
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Please, please, please do not remake Harry Potter
I am not saying this as a die hard fan
I am not saying this because there is absolutely no way they could replicate the level of detail or quality of the casting of the films
I am not saying this because it will likely be an over cgi-ed mess
I am saying this because J K Rowling has proven time and time again that she is a person who is not deserving of a public platform.
Given the chance to do absolutely anything with her wealth and fame she has used it to spew vitriol and hatred as well as blatantly spread misinformation.
Not to mention the entire reboot project is the direct result of most of the original films cast disavowing her views.
Over the years a woman who was once a champion of the underprivileged and abused has become radicalised in front of our eyes and this new show will shed even more light on her and introduce her to a new younger audience vulnerable to her viewpoint.
There are many reasons not to remake the films but we need to acknowledge this for what it is: Rowling’s attempt to recapture the limelight through targeting a younger less informed fan base.
Please, please DO NOT watch this show.
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Double Standards: Quidditch Merit Edition
Hermione Granger is a hypocrite.
Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 7 - MUDBLOODS AND MURMURS
“At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in,” said Hermione sharply. “They got in on pure talent.”
Hmm...pure talent you say...
Harry in book 1 getting on the team due to Gryffindor nepotism
“I shall speak to Professor Dumbledore and see if we can’t bend the first-year rule. Heaven knows, we need a better team than last year. Flattened in that last match by Slytherin, I couldn’t look Severus Snape in the face for weeks. . . .” Professor McGonagall peered sternly over her glasses at Harry. “I want to hear you’re training hard, Potter, or I may change my mind about punishing you.”
Hermione in book 6 sabotaging Cormac in tryouts for Ron
“I thought I was going to miss that fourth penalty,” Ron was saying happily. “Tricky shot from Demelza, did you see, had a bit of spin on it —” “Yes, yes, you were magnificent,” said Hermione, looking amused. “I was better than that McLaggen anyway,” said Ron in a highly satisfied voice. “Did you see him lumbering off in the wrong direction on his fifth? Looked like he’d been Confunded. . . .” To Harry’s surprise, Hermione turned a very deep shade of pink at these words. Ron noticed nothing; he was too busy describing each of his other penalties in loving detail.
Rules for thee and not for me - the true Gryffindor House motto
Hermione can go screw herself and choke on her self righteousness.
#anti hermione granger#ron weasley#harry potter#anti professor mcgonagall#anti minerva mcgonagall#quidditch#hp double standards#double standards#anti gryffindor house#screw gryffindor#anti golden trio#also i dont know if i completely believe draco getting on the team due to bribery#if that were the case he should have been kicked off the team after that embarrassing loss in book 2#and there should have been at least one slytherin who was outraged#i dont see lucius buying the team brooms as definite proof but it does raise questions#i think there are many other interpretations that have the Slytherins more in character#anti romione#if hermione felt the need to cheat then it says a lot about her character and how she views ron#this is not anti harry or anti ron. Harry was a child and Ron was being his sweet self in those scenes. The females are the ones at fault.
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Every time film Ron Weasley is hated on an angel loses its wings.
YES IT IS THAT SERIOUS(Sirius). IT IS. HE’S SO HUMAN, AND IS SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX THAN SOME FREAKS GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR.
I love you Ron Weasley. I love you book canon Ron Weasley. I love you film canon Ron Weasley.
#book purists please leave me alone I like the books and movies they both have their flaws they’re separate entities to me#movie Ron Weasley is so human and ahhdhdhdhd#Jealousy is such a human thing and Ron being as aggressive as he is with it in the films makes so much sense#like yeah his best friend is the boy who lived and his other best friend is the brightest witch of her age#he’s his mother’s youngest son and she favors his sister over him#he is so human and I think that truly what makes him so much more relatable in the films#feeling sappy about him rn sorry#OH MY GOD THE GINNY BEING THE FAVORUITE CHILD THING WITH THE TRANS RON HC???? absolutely gut wrenching#oh also me when ‘movie Hermione was a Mary sue’ because shUT THF FUCK UP OH MY GD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP#NO SHE ISNT????? NO??? SHE WAS SO FLAWED IN THE MOVIES SHUT UP#anti jkr#harry potter movies#harry potter
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Harry Potter next generation: Hermione x Ron version.
Roseanne Minerva Granger-Weasley
Faceclaim: Sadie Sink
Rose is the firstborn child and only daughter of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger
She has inherited her mother's brains and her father's attitude
Gryffindor through and through
She considers herself extremely close to Albus family wise until they were sorted
She has an academic rivalry with Scorpius's older sister Sidra, who, despite being ahead of her in Hogwarts years and age, infuriates her to the core.
Looks more like her dad but has her mom's eyes, face, and has inherited some of her mother's curls in her hair
Loves potions and Quidditch
She is a chaser and seeker for the Gryffindor quidditch team but prefers Chaser
Rose is nicknamed Rosie, Ro, Annie, and Rosie Posie
She is a daddy's girl
She loves joking around with her family and friends
Loves her brother and will always look out for him
Despite Albus being in Slytherin, Rose still cared for Albus and wanted to be close, but she fell into the old-fashioned stereotypical Gryffindor way of thinking
Is very popular with her peers at Gryffindor
Hates inequality and supports her mother's cause for house elves equality and rights
She is a hopeless romantic
Despite having her mother's intelligence, she is more of a do-er than a thinker
Her patronus is a fox
Sidra (Scorpius's sister) often teases her despite Scorpius's objections
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Hugo Alastor Granger-Weasley
Faceclaim: Jaeden Martell
Hugo is the second child and only son of Ron and Hermione Granger-Weasley
Looks more like his mother but has his father's eyes and his facial features
He's book smart and wizard chess champion (he beats Ron a lot)
House Gryffindor for life
He is more like Hermione and is a goody two shoes, but he won't Rat out his family and friends for anything
Top of his class in every subject except for potions which his sister helps him out with
Him and Lily are very close
Unlike most of his family, he actually likes Scorpius and thinks he's a nice guy.
He is very intimidated and scared of Sidra
Loves his family very much
He is the head boy of Gryffindor
His patronus is a golden retriever
He loves divination, care for magical creatures, study of ancient runes, history of magic, herbology, arithmancy, and astronomy
He is secretly a seer, but he doesn't tell anyone out of embarrassment and fear that everyone won't believe him if he told anyone.
He studies a little bit about card magic and explores both the past and futurw
#harry potter#hp fandom#hp#harry potter fandom#hp imagine#hp next gen#hp next generation#harry potter world#harry potter next generation#harry potter next gen#the cursed child#hermione granger#ron x hermione#ron weasley#ron weasley x hermione granger#harry potter the cursed child#hp the cursed child#gryffindor pride#gryffindor#hp au#j.k. rowling#anti jkr#jk rowling#rose granger weasley#hugo granger weasley#harry potter and the cursed child#harry potter au#harry potter ships#harry potter next gen headcanon#harry potter saga
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😭🫶🏽
no bc why are all of the harry antis just dumb and lack media literacy 😭
"he was disappointed when ron was made a prefect" BECAUSE VOLDEMORT WAS IN HIS HEAD??? AFFECTING HIS THOUGHTS??? HARRY LITERALLY FELT GUILTY??? HES LITERALLY JUST HAVING MAGICAL INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS???
"he never gave the weasleys money" yes he did? its said multiple times throughout the series the weasleys were proud people who wouldn't accept his money. instead of giving it straight out to molly and arthur he bought their kids things and literally gave 1,000 galleons to fred and george?? that they only took after they were threatened?? because they're proud people??
the fact that yall are misunderstanding a CHILDRENS book this much is wild
#i will defend hjp with my life#thats my parent my best fruend and my child all at once#pro harry james potter#ron weasley#weasleys are poor but they will not be treated like charity#how do people expect grown adults to accept money from an orphaned teenager???#harry always wanted to share his wealth#harry james potter#anti hjp bashers
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The Marauders: Bullies who sexually assaulted a person. Basically Draco Malfoy and his cronies who were shown the Light.
Fandom: Such feminists, I love them!
Draco: Human equivalent of garbage who bullied anyone with lower social status, and mocked an orphan. Also gladly joined the DE.
Fandom: So tragic! He had no choice, we love him! He deserved better.
Dursleys: Gross, shallow human beings who abused the orphan they were in charge of, and even starved that child (and only because Vernon's promotion was cancelled).
Fandom: They have a reasonable hatred, and Petunia is sympathetic!
Dudley Dursley: Actually apologizes for his behavior and abuse, unlike oh-so-great James Potter.
Fandom: Bad!
Ron Weasley: Brave kid who has commited countless selfless acts and protects his friends.
Fandom: Bad! Hermione deserved better! Wife beater! Predator! Hermione should have cheated on him with Harry!
Severus Snape: Also does brave, selfless acts, and is known by HIS ENEMY'S SON as the bravest man Harry ever knew. Proves he really loves Lily.
Fandom: Bad! He was obsessed with Lily and a creep and he stole Lily's patronus! He also bullied Neville!
Lavender Brown: Nice and caring, and gives Ron the affection he deserves. Also does countless brave acts, helps to round up Skrewts, and fights in the DA despite the danger.
Fandom: She should go, she is ruining our ships!1!1!1! (Side note: I do ship Romione, but this anti-Lavender bullshit should stop.)
Cho Chang: Cares about and loves her boyfriend, and simply wants to know how he died because she loves him. Also offers to take Harry to the Ravenclaw common room, and fights in the DA.
Fandom: So annoying, can't she stop crying about Cedric?
#pro snape#anti james potter#anti draco malfoy#pro ron weasley#anti marauders#anti snaters#Pro dudley dursley#Pro lavender brown#Pro cho chang
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hey! have you ever wondered exactly how portkeys work and how it differs from the apparation other than the possibility of use by minors? especially Dumbledore was able to create one in the 5th book when Nagini bites Arthur Weasley so that the children could safely return to grimmauld 12. and floo... portkeys are unlikely to be traceable like floo, because Newt Scamander also traveled to France with an additional portkey, but I think not only because of Jacob, but because it is quite a long distance and it is difficult to control the apparation if you never was in place where you want to apparate especially if another person is with you
You ask if I ever wondered exactly how portkeys work? Of course, I did! Esoteric magical theory is the bread and butter of my theorizing, so this is truly a question after my own heart.
Now, let's talk about magical transportation methods.
Apparition
Apparation is a spell that allows instantaneous travel, the fact most wizards require a wand to apparate supports it being a kind of charm:
Ron was now trying to Disapparate without a wand.
(DH, 466)
Not to mention Harry being able to do so accidentally as a child:
he’d gotten into terrible trouble for being found on the roof of the school kitchens. Dudley’s gang had been chasing him as usual when, as much to Harry’s surprise as anyone else’s, there he was sitting on the chimney.
(PS, 21)
In book 6 it's mentioned apparition requires 3 things (the 3 Ds):
Destination
Determination
Deliberation
I'd argue, there are actually 4 things based on how I believe all magic in their world works:
Intention/will - what you want the magic to do (this is the determination)
Instruction - How the magic is to do it (destination + spinning movement)
Magic - the energy to do it (and a wand to help focus and channel said energy)
A clear mind - you need a clear and focused mind (deliberation)
This makes apparition essentially a "light spell" that requires focus, like Legilemancy/Occlumancy.
As a spell that is dangerous when it goes wrong (splinching) and requires a focused and clear mind, it is regulated only for ages 16 and up. Apparation can't exactly be tracked, hence why licenses are necessary (distributed by the Department of Magical Transportation). It's not just to protect people, but also to know who can apparate.
I mean, with cars, you need a license because you wouldn't only endanger yourself if you don't know how to drive, you'll endanger pedestrians and other drivers as well. With Apparition, you are mostly just endangering yourself. So, I do believe the licensing is partly just a means to control people because the Wizarding World is a dystopia. (but it's also for the personal safety of witches and wizards. It's both!)
Apparation can be traced like any other spell (and therefore only the location it's cast can be known and not who actually cast it), but not really in any other way.
I mean, Dumbledore mentioned magic leaves traces:
“Magic always leaves traces,” said Dumbledore
(HBP, 563)
So, you could track someone aspirated from a specific location, but I don't believe we ever see anyone track to where someone apparated. It's just possible to tell where someone apparated from due to the traces magic leaves behind.
We also know both the Ministry of Magic and Hogwarts are warded against apparition. This ward is referred to as an "Anti-Apparition Jinx" very much like an "Anti-Alohamora Jinx", so I assume the warding is similar, both, after all, work against charms.
Floo Network
The floo network, unlike apparition, is not a spell, but an enchantment. It's more similar to a railway or a collection of bus stations. The Floo Network Authority in the Department of Magical Transportation is responsible for managing it, and the fact it is called a "network" tells us a lot about it.
In GoF Arthur mentions how fireplaces need to be connected to the network:
I had your fireplace connected to the Floo Network, you see — just for an afternoon, you know, so we could get Harry. Muggle fireplaces aren’t supposed to be connected, strictly speaking — but I’ve got a useful contact at the Floo Regulation Panel and he fixed it for me.
(GoF, 45)
Basically, fireplaces can be added to the network by the Floo Regulation Authority like bus stops are added to a bus line. The Floo is easily traceable because there are a finite and known amount of connected points, all connected by that same Floo authority. With floo, you can know where someone entered and where they got out since you can see the entire floo activity. I don't believe you could tell who traveled there without doing some legwork (like going on location or seeing who's the owner of the fireplace, etc.)
Different countries likely have different Floo Networks (or different Floo systems altogether).
As for the magic behind it, the fact no one had to go to the Dursleys' house to connect them to the floo network, it seems it's controlled remotely, as in, the Floo Authority has a magical map of all the fireplaces in the UK and they can just connect any of them to the network. I kind of imagine it like old call exchange centers where you'd connect a line in a giant switchboard to connect calls — just with fireplaces.
Beyond that, the real magic lies in the floo powder. I believe the same magical material is used in the lines connecting the fireplaces in the connection center. Basically, when you use floo powder and state where you want to go, you go into this floo space:
Harry spun faster and faster, elbows tucked tightly to his sides, blurred fireplaces flashing past him, until he started to feel sick and closed his eyes.
(GoF, 51)
Then, the magic uses the address you stated aloud to know in the control center where to connect your line to. So, it's really like these old phone call centers.
Floo powder is described as glittering and according to the PlayStation CoS game and the mobile game Hogwarts Mystery floo is a magical flower that is the main ingredient in floo powder. But, I'm not convinced regarding the magical flower thing.
The word "floo" originates from the flue that you find on a chimney (which is the name of the shaft the smoke goes out from, which I didn't know). So I think that is also the in-universe reason floo is called floo and has nothing to do with magical plants.
If I had to guess to its ingredients I'd say:
Speedwell flowers - they used to symbolize safe travel and grow in Britian.
Ashwinder eggs - for the fire.
Are part of it. All ingredients would be burned to a fine powder (the purified salt - physical body) of the material. The burning to a powder would explain how floo powder looks and also its association with fire and the chimney flue.
SuperCarlinBrothers posed ashes from a phoenix regeneration might be used to make floo powder, but considering how rare phoenixes are and how common and plentiful floo powder is, I find that hard to believe. I just don't think phoenixes regenerate often enough to make them a viable ingredient for floo even if the company making floo powder had a phoenix on hand 24/7 (and there's no way they have access to more than one phoenix).
Portkeys
Portkeys are created via a charm:
Dumbledore was now rummaging in a cupboard behind Harry and Ron. He emerged from it carrying a blackened old kettle, which he placed carefully upon his desk. He raised his wand and murmured “Portus”; for a moment the kettle trembled, glowing with an odd blue light, then it quivered to a rest, as solidly black as ever. [...] “No,” said Dumbledore, “Floo powder is not safe at the moment, the Network is being watched. You will be taking a Portkey.” He indicated the old kettle lying innocently on his desk.
(OotP, 472, 474)
And while how their magic is described is more similar to an apparition, I believe they are similar in many ways, magically speaking.
With how I think the trace works, this would mean the making of a portkey could be traced, but the portkey itself, when and where it's used, and by who could not be traced. Because of the problems with tracking it, like all other magical transportation, it is illegal to make portkeys in the UK without registering them with the Portkey Office at the Department of Magical Transportation:
“Brooms,” said Lupin. “Only way. You’re too young to Apparate, they’ll be watching the Floo Network, and it’s more than our life’s worth to set up an unauthorized Portkey.”
(OotP, 51)
So, basically, you have a spell to make an item a portkey, this spell is likely similar to apparition in requiring a clear mind. The caster of this spell will determine the destination and trigger for the portkey to move.
We know a portkey could be triggered by:
Time (like the boot on the hill in GoF)
Contact (the Triwizard Cup in GoF)
Other (I'm calling it other since I'm uncertain what was the portkey trigger in book 5 when they went from Hogwarts to Grimmauld Place after Nagini attacked Arthur Weasley, but it wasn't one of the above)
I do believe it's the same spell to create all three different kinds of portkeys, with perhaps different suffixes. Like how "Avis" conjours birds and you need to add the "Oppugno" charm to make them attack.
Since Dumbledore does create an unregistered portkey in Hogwarts it appears that anyone powerful enough could make a portkey, registration is just a legal matter and not a magical one (like with Animagi). It also shows (again, like with the Triwizard Cup) that you can take a portkey out of Hogwarts and that the anti-apparition jinx doesn't affect it.
Portkeys can travel over larger distances than apparition, but I think that's not necessarily for the spell being very different. I think it's mostly that Portkeys are made with a different mindset. It's easier to focus on your desired destination when you're just enchanting an item in a calm and controlled environment. Additionaly you don't need to focus on your own movement and take yourself there like with apparition, making the focus and will required easier to achieve. Additionally, failing a portkey isn't as risky as failing an apparition, there is no danger of splicing yourself, just the spell not working or getting the destination a little off.
So, I don't think there is a big difference in the process of appariting and making a portkey, it's just, the latter is made ahead of time, and under less stress and therefore likely allows for longer, more complicated transportations.
They are though, the least traceable magical transportation, in theory, at least. I mean, you casting "portus" could and would still be traced and is illegal to do because of how untraceable portkeys are. So, yeah.
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What would you say are your more controversial opinions about the hp characters?
ohhhh okayyy. i feel like my opinions on a lot of the characters aren’t controversial because i dont feel super strongly towards anyone in any negative light but here are some i could think of at the top of my head:
i’m glad the malfoys faced more extreme backlash after the second wizarding war. a lot of people in the fandom seem to be very sympathetic towards draco and scorpius for getting dogpiled with the brunt of it (which yeah, it sucks, especially for scorpius) but the prejudice makes complete make sense to me. if i was someone who didn’t know scorpius’ character, and had someone from my family get killed in the second war due to death eaters or something— seeing the malfoys still be wealthy and walk around freely without any jailtime, i would be bitter too. they’re hated on but they’re still one of the richest families ever, so they’ll live LOL
another anon has asked about this and i haven’t responded to them yet but when i do i will link it here for my reasons. basically: the best character in the cursed child is harry potter. i think the way they wrote his character and ptsd carried the play. it was def his story, not albus’.
i do think dumbledore has some aspects of him that may be considered morally gray, but mostly i dont think he is. he does everything for the good of the world, and his complete selflessness leads him to sacrifice anything for it— even himself and the people he loves, when necessary. i completely understand why people wouldn’t agree with his methods though.
james potter isn’t a sunshine character he’s a dickhead. fans of him made him a golden retriever character to be more palatable for modern times. i like him the way he is: an asshole and then less of an asshole 👍 this is what true stanning looks like
pansy parkinson is racist and out of all the female side characters, developing HER is so questionable from fandom
harry had questionable descriptions about a lot of male characters to make people think he could be a little 🏳️🌈 there was bill, there was sirius, there was cedric. but draco is not a part of that list. harry was not feeling draco whatsoever throughout the series but drarry shippers cling to that one ‘obsessed’ line
furthermore, harry rejecting draco’s offer of friendship wasn’t a sad or a ‘what if’ scene. draco was being a classist piece of shit and harry didnt want to fuck with that, there isnt any way in any timeline he wouldve accepted draco’s friendship.
slytherin sucks just generally lol. people want so bad to pluck anti-heroes out of a series that was written specifically with the mind to make all the characters suck.
hermione and ron’s drama isn’t as toxic as people make it out to be. yes, this includes the time hermione sent birds after him. people act like its the end of the world but she was tackling puberty and the end of society soooo i give her a pass to tweak out.
mostly every harry potter character has horrific names. like literally mostly everyone. even the name harry potter 🙁
movie romione wasn’t that bad LOL
severus snape’s ‘redemption’ or whatever was so ass. he bullies kids for five years and then everything is chill because… true love? on harry’s mum? are you kidding me 💀
weasley family angst goes hard but people (especially percy stans and some ron&ginny stans) acting like they’re the most toxic family to walk the earth make me want to rip my hair out and eat it. molly loves her kids guys shes not evil. jesus.
genuinely trying to think of more but i can’t right now…. maybe i will reblog and add to it. i feel like most of my opinions aren’t that controversial though 😭
#i feel neutrally about a lot of the characters so its not like i have huge things to say but…#the james one…. he can be a sunshine character post redemption arc after hogwarts but most of the fandom ignores his need to redeem himself#-in the first place#romione#harry potter#hp#hpcc#cursed child#scorpius malfoy#albus severus potter#marauders#james potter#molly weasley#anti drarry#draco malfoy#pansy parkinson#severus snape#albus dumbledore#percy weasley#hp golden era#bill weasley#sirius black#hermione granger#ron weasley#ginny weasley#cedric diggory#rewriting#ask#anon
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Intro Post
Hello! Welcome to my blog
Some Stuff about me:
I go by the names Oli and Miles(and also Leander sometimes but shhh)
I use they/xe/he pronouns
I’m greyromantic and acespec
I have several sideblogs
@mostly-minecraft-zvahl is where I put most of my non-fandom posts and non-Harry Potter fandom posts. The main fandom I am in there is Aphmau(as evidenced by the name) but I reblog a lot of other fandoms too
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I’m fine with both Pro- and Anti shippers interacting with my blogs
My original posts are all tagged #og and I mostly post about Harry Potter(Anti JKR)(I am literally transgender). I will sometimes reblog posts from other fandoms
My art is tagged #my art, obviously
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Heres the link to my Ao3
The only WIP I’m currently trying to update is Time Rewound, a next gen time travels to Grimmauld Place fic(there is Scorbus but it’s minor)
I mostly write ficlets/microfics about Sirius Black
less important stuff(my main ships and fandom opinions, and my userboxes) under the cut
A little bit about my fandom opinions and ships
Sirius is my favorite character
I’m a stan of Albus Dumbledore
I am a big fan of the seven books(I do in fact love HP canon), but I’m not a canon purist who thinks you shouldn’t HC characters as queer, or that femme/not a cis man Sirius is always bio-essentialist, or that it’s inherently misogynistic to prefer an m/m ship over an m/f ship
I’m a chronic multishipper, but I mostly post and write about Prongsfoot
I also ship Remadora and pretty much all of the canon ships as well
I hate adult Snape(I find him annoying) but acknowledge that he redeemed himself, and I’m chill with child/teenage Snape
I’m not really a fan of the popular Marauders fanon
I’m also Regulus critical and an Evan Rosier hater(UPDATE: I FUCKING HATE ROSEKILLER PLEASE DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT ON MY POSTS)
Peter Pettigrew is my babygirl✨🐀
I think the Marauders were bullies but I love them anyway
I prefer Evans sisters angst over Black brothers angst
Ron is my favorite Weasley
I’m a Percy apologist
I think Hermione was done dirty by the later books in the series, and not because she ended up with Ron
I love Harry whump
Okay we’re done
Goodbye, thanks for reading
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i know this is a golden trio blog (RIGHTFULLY SO. WE NEED MORE OF THEM) but do you have a favorite marauder and why?
Hi! Tysm for the ask! I’m happy to talk about things outside of the trio as well, dw!
I would say definitely Sirius. I’ve always had a soft spot for Sirius.
He’s the parent Harry always wanted. He’s strong and funny and caring and always puts Harry first. Ron & Hermione protect Harry when they can and he is definitely one of their top priorities, but there are things he feels too shameful or stupid about to say to them, and he doesn’t feel like he can expect them to care for him. With Sirius he’s allowed to have that expectation and to confide things in him that he’s not ready to with his friends yet. It’s such an important thing for any kid to have and for Harry, who never had that at all, it means SO MUCH to him.
It really makes his death more devastating than it would be if Sirius was just a cool character that was around sometimes, instead of a presence that you can feel through Harry by virtue of him essentially being his parent.
I don’t hold his irritation in OOTP against him. He and Harry both feel trapped, both are dealing with trauma and loss, and both are dealing with a lot of unresolved issues in general. I think there’s supposed to be a parallel here. It’s hard for me to stomach a grown man escaping prison only to be held prisoner in the house he was raised in surrounded by hate and bigotry (and, I think it’s pretty ambiguous in the text iirc, but potentially experienced / witnessed abuse).
In general he’s a comforting presence that is relatable and just extremely fun to be around, to watch and talk to and ask questions because you know he will take Harry seriously but still see him as a child. I’m sure he has moments where he thinks of Harry as James but I really do think he mostly sees him as Harry and is a GOOD father figure when he’s not being driven mad through confinement.
This isn’t to say that Sirius isn’t very flawed. All good characters are!
As for the other marauders— I would say Lupin is close 2nd. He’s got a lot of the strengths that Sirius has but his habitual self isolation and just. Leaving Harry. Kinda bring him down for me. It doesn’t make him a bad person— I really relate to the instinct to just remove yourself out of shame— but he’s a less present and less reliable figure in Harry’s life.
James is interesting. I would’ve loved to learn more about him & Lily in the books, but I suppose our limited knowledge is partially the point… I’m not anti-James, but he’s definitely not flawless himself and I think that makes him a better character. As for Lily (shes an honorary marauder I guess, lol) I wish we got more of her like we did James! We’ve seen her, we’ve learned about her, but she seems too… perfect.
Peter.
#ask#harry potter#ron weasley#hermione granger#the marauders#sirius black#james potter#lily evans#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#I think we could have learned more about Peter too. I just don’t have many thoughts on him#in my head he’s kind of like Neville if he fucking sucked lol#also I’m definitely not counting Snape as a marauder. I think some people do#I’m not rlly part of that fandom so idk the prevailing thoughts on Peter or snapes placement in this so I’ll save that for another time#anyways! hope this answered your question!!!
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"My father will hear about this!" is actually healthy child behaviour
So one of Draco's most iconic lines (from the movies at least, but the same sentiment is in the book) is "My father will hear about this" or "Wait till my father hears about this".
It's usually used to ridicule Draco from what I have seen...but to me it makes Draco a more relatable child character compared to the trio.
As a kid, and even as an adult, I was very open with my parents. I told them basically everything. They were very involved in my life and I felt comfortable going to them with all my problems.
Admit it: would you prefer kids like the trio who go off on dangerous adventures, leaving adults in the dark or would you prefer a kid like Draco who will loudly tell you what's bothering him?
This is what these lines tell me about Draco's relationship with his dad and himself:
Draco has a close emotional bond with his father. He is ok with telling his father about his daily life which should be healthy child behaviour.
He believes his father cares about him and his safety. You don't complain to a parent who does not care about you.
And of course, the rebuttal is that children should not be overly dependent on their parents and they need to learn how to handle problems on their own.
Well, I have a news flash for you! If your kid is being abused by teachers or feels they are being treated unjustly at school, they should not be made to handle it on their own!!! Maybe Harry would have benefitted from having more of Draco's attitude. And then maybe Umbridge would not have been able to torture how many kids without hordes of angry parents descending on Hogwarts!
As problematic as the Malfoys are, I genuinely believe they have one of the healthiest nuclear families. Neville's grandma is...let's just say that it's a tragedy that JKR made Snape Neville's boggart when his grandma is ultimately responsible for Neville's self-esteem issues. Didn't one of his uncles throw him out a window as a kid?? Harry's family are hella abusive. Ron had a broken wand and feared going to his parents about it which is a huge red flag! You know given how dangerous a broken wand is! Hermione doesn't seem to give a damn about her parents. We don't even know their names. And I truly fail to understand why some muggleborne kids were never removed from school. Hermione was petrified and her parents sent her back the following year? Either Hermione never told them, the school hushed it up and/or the parents couldn't care less. Either option is bad.
I don't care what the antis think about Draco. When/If I have a kid in the future, when they have issues I hope they will feel secure saying "My mom will hear about this!".
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🎶 H/D Wireless Fic 🎶
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🎵 Explicit, 28,228 ❗ Warnings/Tags: Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, POV Harry Potter, Developing Relationship, Fast Sexual Burn, Handyman Harry Potter, Magically Powerful Harry Potter, Harry Potter in the Muggle World, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship, we worship Ron Weasley in this house, Ex-Auror Harry Potter, Ex-Hitman Harry Potter, anti-Auror sentiment, Anti-Ministry Sentiment, Illegal Potions Dealer Draco Malfoy, Potioneer Draco Malfoy, Buff Draco Malfoy, Beefy Muscled Draco, Recreational Potions, Recreational Drugs, Slice of Life, Wandless Magic, Patronus Charm, thestral sanctuary, Head Shaving, Drinking, Smoking, Scars, Tattoos, Past Child Abuse, Character Study, Emotional Repression, Dreams/Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Squib rights, illegal activities treated casually, some violence, some blood, Some angst, dark humour, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, Fingerfucking, Facefucking, Rimming, Riding, Wall Sex, sex in the loo, Sex on Furniture, fuck first talk later, Happy Ending 🎵 Song Prompt: ‘Anti-Hero’ by ‘Taylor Swift’
Summary:
“You’re stunning,” Harry blurts out, because Draco is pink-cheeked and his mouth is bitten and plump. Gasping beneath Harry, working his cock in his fist. “Say my name when you come?” It’s 2005, and Draco Malfoy says, “Fuck the Ministry,” Harry works as a handyman in muggle London, and Draco should really stop pissing off the Squib gangs. Or: Harry beats up a pimp and isn’t sorry about it, Draco deals black market potions, and they’re shagging. Again.
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Heyy! I was wondering if there are books where H finds T's Diary and they start talking from there? I've read one where the restricted area of the library had an important part, but I can't remember the name.
I mean it's not necessary that they talk from the diary but could be something like this.
Also, I would love possessive/jealous tom. Thanks for your help!
Hi Anon-
I'm not entirely sure what's being asked here, it feels like multiple things so I'm just going to throw some fics here and see what works - Haus
The Diary by LittleMulattoKitten
M | WIP | 152k
Hermione was suspicious when she found an old journal amongst her things. Tom was intrigued the night someone else's handwriting appeared in his diary. Lord Riddle watches his past unfold from Hermione's side of the timeline to make sure history repeats itself without Albus's interference. Tomione. Canon shifted up 20 years. No TT/Horcruxes/Prophecy. Eventual Slytherin!Hermione & Slytherin!Harry. Anti-Ron. Anti-Dumbledore. T at first, M later on.
War Paint by provocative_envy
E | Complete | 18k
It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. [ ALTERNATIVELY - Hermione finds Tom Riddle's diary. ]
Hermione Granger and the Journal's Riddle by Little_Seraphim
E | WIP | 301k
‘I want to open it,’ Hermione thought nearly opening the book before stopping herself. “You cheeky book.” She tapped its cover. “Compulsion? Really?” Rolling her eyes at how stupid whatever magic the book had upon it was, she put it away in her school things and began sorting through ways of blocking magic. The new project had her eager and before long, she’d forgotten her boredom. Whatever the book was, it wasn’t common and it could influence the minds of those nearby. ‘I’ll get to the bottom of you.’ Hermione thought giving the book a grin. *** Tom didn’t know what this future world held in store for him. There were far too many unknowns and the girl herself, while not a threat directly, could certainly hand him over to someone who was. Excitement flowed through the soul fragment at the idea of a new high stakes game. The player was a child, but a genius, perhaps even one on his level. ‘This is either going to be my greatest triumph or most humiliating defeat.’ Tom thought, alone but not forgotten as the brilliant mind of his opponent whirled under her curly brown hair.
Where It Keeps Its Brain by DaronwyK
M | WIP | 13k
What if Hermione, and not Harry found Tom's Diary?
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Pink teamed up with anti-censorship nonprofit PEN America to distribute thousands of copies of banned-in-Florida books at her shows in Miami and Sunrise this week. The 2,000 books in the giveaway include “The Family Book” by children’s author Todd Parr; “The Hill We Climb” by Amanda Gorman, who became a favorite right-wing target after her poetry reading at the Biden-Harris inauguration; “Beloved” by Toni Morrison; and a book from Girls Who Code. The first three books appear on PEN America’s Index of School Book Bans, while the last was temporarily banned in a Pennsylvania school district.
“Books have held a special joy for me from the time I was a child, and that’s why I am unwilling to stand by and watch while books are banned by schools,” Pink said in a statement. “It’s especially hateful to see authorities take aim at books about race and racism and against LGBTQ authors and those of color. We have made so many strides toward equality in this country and no one should want to see this progress reversed. This is why I am supporting PEN America in its work and why I agree with them: no more banned books.”
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