#hp the cursed child

[nightingale2004]

Harry Potter next generation: Hermione x Ron version.

Roseanne Minerva Granger-Weasley

Faceclaim: Sadie Sink

Rose is the firstborn child and only daughter of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger

She has inherited her mother's brains and her father's attitude

Gryffindor through and through

She considers herself extremely close to Albus family wise until they were sorted

She has an academic rivalry with Scorpius's older sister Sidra, who, despite being ahead of her in Hogwarts years and age, infuriates her to the core.

Looks more like her dad but has her mom's eyes, face, and has inherited some of her mother's curls in her hair

Loves potions and Quidditch

She is a chaser and seeker for the Gryffindor quidditch team but prefers Chaser

Rose is nicknamed Rosie, Ro, Annie, and Rosie Posie

She is a daddy's girl

She loves joking around with her family and friends

Loves her brother and will always look out for him

Despite Albus being in Slytherin, Rose still cared for Albus and wanted to be close, but she fell into the old-fashioned stereotypical Gryffindor way of thinking

Is very popular with her peers at Gryffindor

Hates inequality and supports her mother's cause for house elves equality and rights

She is a hopeless romantic

Despite having her mother's intelligence, she is more of a do-er than a thinker

Her patronus is a fox

Sidra (Scorpius's sister) often teases her despite Scorpius's objections

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Hugo Alastor Granger-Weasley

Faceclaim: Jaeden Martell

Hugo is the second child and only son of Ron and Hermione Granger-Weasley

Looks more like his mother but has his father's eyes and his facial features

He's book smart and wizard chess champion (he beats Ron a lot)

House Gryffindor for life

He is more like Hermione and is a goody two shoes, but he won't Rat out his family and friends for anything

Top of his class in every subject except for potions which his sister helps him out with

Him and Lily are very close

Unlike most of his family, he actually likes Scorpius and thinks he's a nice guy.

He is very intimidated and scared of Sidra

Loves his family very much

He is the head boy of Gryffindor

His patronus is a golden retriever

He loves divination, care for magical creatures, study of ancient runes, history of magic, herbology, arithmancy, and astronomy

He is secretly a seer, but he doesn't tell anyone out of embarrassment and fear that everyone won't believe him if he told anyone.

He studies a little bit about card magic and explores both the past and futurw

[ellie-r2]

it's always those 2 dumb bitches going "exactly" to one another

[ijlii]

[itsvaeus]

🐍 Albus S. Potter !!!

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[bawbawbridgie]

i lied. put your clothes back on. let’s talk about why cursed child is so overly hated and criticised but is actually one of the most beautiful, raw and complex pieces of work in the harry potter franchise.

[rewritingcanon]

hc that minerva mcgonagall’s biggest nightmare in hogwarts is not any of the potter kids, but harry potter himself. harry would make any excuse and pull any card in the book to go to hogwarts during the school year to check up on his babies because that man has a separation anxiety that rivals no other (except maybe ron’s, but he’s not head auror is he?). he will lodge fake complaints to visit that school for a ‘check in.’ he will write up fake reports of a extremely dangerous creature being spotted near the grounds to ‘investigate.’ he will say theres been talk of [insert dangerous object] stashed somewhere in the room of requirement. and all of these concerns are resolved within a day, and get more and more creative as the years go on. eventually minerva stops questioning how playing an hour long chess match with his daughter is investigating and lets that man run wild.

[lemonagrios]

James Sirius? Isn't that guy some kind of nepobaby?

[votapublica]

Albus and Scorpius pretending to be from Durmstrang

(Me being in my overly enthusiastic about scorbus)

[valleyian]

Cursedtober day 3: sweets

I promise my drawings will increase in quality once i actually have time to draw. Have these silly doodles in the meantime 😭🙏

[hyperion-severus]

[prttygirlposts]

Scorpius: Do you have a plan? Yes or no?

Albus: I have concepts of a plan.

[starofthefullmoon]

we don’t appreciate enough the fact that Harry’s kids are Gen Z

like James Sirius is on tiktok. pulling pranks on his dad. the savior of the world, famous Harry Potter being forced into doing tik tok dances with his kids.

Lily Luna LOVES Taylor Swift. i KNOW Ginny loves her. Harry does too. Albus and James would never admit it but they know every song.

Albus loves Reputation, of that i’m certain.

Albus and Scorpius are rocking to Conan Gray in the Slytherin dorm. Scorpius loves One Direction, probably.

Albus loves to ghost his parents facetime calls. They just call Scorpius instead, he always answers.

[serendipitous-girl]

𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆

⊱✿⊰ summary: rumors spread fast at Hogwarts, Harry should know this by now.

. ⊱✿⊰ warnings: very suggestive, you sit on Harry's lap and he gets a boner, kissing, uhh everybody thinks you guys had aex but you didn't, typical teenage hormones, you guys are friends who have crushes on each other, post-confessions??, mcgonny might be ooc sryyy bad jokes

⊱✿⊰ notes: this is way more suggestive than i usually write but yeah. don't ask why i came up with this..i just did and i am kinda embarrassed but im already here

harry was sure he was going to explode. he had you, his very best friend, sitting on his lap and kissing his neck. he had not been prepared to know what to do when the prettiest girl he had ever seen was also into him.

he didn't know how to respond or how to reciprocate that he really, really, wanted what was happening. the best he could do was hold your hips, squeezing them as you sucked on a particularly senstive spot. he couldn't help the way heat started to pool in his stomach, blood rushing down to his-

"harry," you giggled, snapping him out of his embarrassing train of thoughts, "didn't know you were that excited."

"shut up, [name]," he grumbled, feeling his face warm exponentially. he pulled your closer, pressing his lips to yours, smirking into the kiss when the sweet little gasp you made reached his ears. harry was sure he would never get enough of the taste of your lips, sweet and soft like the chapstick you always loved to wear.

if he was anywhere near his right mind he might consider the fact, you and him were making out in the middle of the common room. but it was late at night, everybody was surely snoozing and harry couldn't control himself. he wanted-no he needed to feel more of you.

a groan got strangled in his throat as you wiggled your body, rubbing your body against his and sending electronic volts all throughout him. he should really tell you to stop...but fuck if it didn't feel good. (hey, the chosen one needs some fun in his life too!)

he leaned in to kiss you again, only to be met by your loud screech and you flinging yourself off of his lap like he had suddenly caught a highly contagious disease. a quick look at his pants would expose his highly embarrassing situation so he quickly grabbed a throw pillow and shoved it on his lap.

"professor!" you said, and he quickly snapped his head towards where professor mcgonagall was staring horrifed at you both.

"both of you! bed! now! acting so indecently in such a public place? i expected better than you, potter." she chided, pointing a finger towards the stairs. obediently you and harry hurried up there, harry being quick to hopefully hide his.. condition.

"practically have sexual intercourse!" she muttered, shaking her head. you and harry practically ran up the suddenly very long staira, hurrying to your respective dorms in hopes you could hide from the embarrassment. turning you gave harry a quick wave before shutting the girls dorm door. at the very least everybody should be asleep so nobody would be aware of this incident.

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the whispers started almost immediately after you stepped into the great hall. young and old students bored their eyes into you as you marched to your usual seat with harry, hermione, ron and the rest of your makeshift friend group.

ron immediately snickers, and hermione swats him with an eyeroll. your face was already warm with embarrassment, even more so now that your friends were aware of the whole...thing.

"i cannot believe you had sex with harry and didn't tell me!" hermione hissed, looking at you with a slightly betrayed look. she was your best friend, well beside harry (and harry was...more now.) but she was your girl best friend. which made it easier to talk to her about certain things.

"we didn't?" you said, clearly confused...you thought the rumors would at least be accurate if they were to be spread. but that was too much to ask for a bunch of teenagers hungry for drama. you turned to harry and added, "why do they think we had sex?"

harry blushed, probably remembering what happened the night before. then he said, "i'm pretty sure someone was awake last night and heard professor mention that we were 'practically having sex'"

he mumbled the last bit and you giggled, amused at his shyness about this whole topic. although you weren't faring much better, the thought of doing that with harry was enough to make your body implode.

"but are you guys like dating now..?" ron asked, paying half attention to you guys and half to the food in front of him. it was delicious so you couldn't really blame him.

you glanced at harry and he glanced at you, a small smile peeking out as you nodded slightly. his goregous green eyes lit up with excitement, the silent confirmation all he needed to know the truth. harry fucking potter was your boyfriend now.

"yeah, she's my girlfriend now." he said, before he turned around. you followed his gaze and saw draco malfoy staring daggers at him, his pale face red with utter fury. he looked like a swollen tomato.

you smirked, gaining some confidence and leaning towards harry. you pressed your lips to his, hands pressed into his chest. you only felt egged on by the hoots and hollers of the other students.

"well that certainly didn't help the rumors." harry said, fixing his glasses with a flustered look on his face. you giggled and hugged him.

"we'll let them believe what they want to believe. who knows, maybe they'll learn about the other times i've seen you naked." you giggled, laughing even more at harry's horrifed gasp.

"hey! you said you wouldn't bring that up!" harry whined, blushing even more as ron and hermione laughed along with you.

rumors were bad, but with your family and your friends..and your new boyfriend. it wasn't so bad.

lori © 2024. please don't copy, modify, or do anything weird with my writing! i like reblogs and comments but please be kind as this was my writing.

[shrimpalbuspotter]

Albus P: Reasons I should be allowed to date Scorpius Malfoy

(Switches screen on power point)

Albus P: Reason 1. I do what I want. Telling me what to do is stupid, and I will say so to your stupid face.

(Switches screen on powerpoint)

Albus P: Reason 2. Harry Potter is a little bitch. Anyone who disagrees with this is in turn, also a little bitch.

(Switches screen on powerpoint)

Albus P: Reason 3. He is rich. End of point.

(Switches screen on powerpoint)

Albus P: Reason 4. I think he is pretty awesome. Not alot of people here are awesome. We need more of that.

(Switches screen on powerpoint)

Albus P: Reason 5. Because I already asked Mr Malfoy and he said yes so you will have to take it up with him if you don't like it.

(Turns off powerpoint)

Albus P: That's the end of my presentation. Any thoughts?

(His whole fucking extended family, sitting in the Potter house livingroom trying to figure out why the fuck they were all individually called to see this, staring at him in complete awe)

...

Fred ii: Well I'm sold

[scorbusobsessed]

Rip his vocal cords💀

[daenerysaugety]

scorbus meme