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My mom walked in on me trying on the wizard hat Iām making then sent me this and said āthis is you.ā
Everyone, go home. Peak character design already happened and itās this guy in a niche Korean cartoon from the 70s.
His name is Windy Boy. Heās a fairy. He answers childrenās wishes but heās really bad at it. And thatās the entire show.
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#this is me by the way if you even care#this is me in my mindās eye my soul is shaped like this guy#the theme song is so chaotic too what is this guy even doing
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Prompt:
Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (āitās barely a bruiseā), but Brucie obviouslyā¦ canāt.
So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-
Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.
Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past thisā¦
#((Jason is the one who hit him with the car))#(((but it truly was an accident)))#((((and now his elaborate revenge plans got derailed because OMG I HIT MY DAD WITH A CAR))))#Brucie gets to blubber and cry about his son in a way Batman isnāt allowed to#meanwhile Jason: omg pls shut up PLS Iām BEGGING you just die already#Bruce: anything for you š„¹#Jason: ā¦. hold on no I didnāt mean that B do NOT fall asleep on me right now#some more fake hallucinations#but nobody thinks itās a hallucination except Bruce#also: Wayne Son Back From The Dead!? more on page two!#((Jason takes his revenge by trying to boot Tim from the family and realizing heās not even part of it whichā))#((is anybody taking care of that raccoon? well Jason is now))))#prompts#crack au#fanfiction#inspiration#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#Batdad#Brucie wayne
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cringe culture needs to die because when i was 17 i printed out the entire player's handbook and monster manual with my unlimited school printing credit and also wore a black velvet cape the first time i ever DMed and somehow still thought i was too cool for dnd novels. who tf did i think i was fooling
#ramble#i'm 90% sure i still have it in a folder in my desk somewhere#to clarify NONE of these things are cringe but i was embarrassed bc doing anything when you're 17 is embarrassing#i'm not even exaggerating that i've become so much happier just doing whatever i want and not apologising for it#i hate that it took me 20 years to realise that people are going to think i'm weird no matter what so there's no point masking anymore#and also that i didn't read a dnd novel until this year bc i was missing out#anyway i hate tiktok for bringing back bullying in a different more terrible way#go larping nobody cares#tl;dr you will BLOSSOM the moment you stop caring
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Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.
He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:
Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.
Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.
If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.
If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.
Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.
Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.
#his shack is basically his big ass pet- they have a weird bond thing going on <3#if the house is fed- so is Stanley and vice versa#also I need you guys to know that my dumbass already developed lore for this AU even tho it was supposed to be a small one because ofc I di#BASICALLY this guy is NOT Stanford's twin. like at all.#Stanford was born an only child that went to uni fine and came to gravity falls where he met āThe Mimicā aka Stan#and Ford was fascinated by Stan and wanted to study him- while the latter was just like: omg friend!!#and Stan's way of showing his love as a Mimic was to replicate Ford's appearance EXACTLY to show that he cares and loves him#because in Mimic love language being able to imitate a human PERFECTLY down to every detail is an impressive show of attentiveness and care#Ofc Ford was thrilled by the awesomeness of this (*cough* nerd) but was also like: so how tf do I explain this extra clone of me that#sticks by my side like a barnacle#so the twin theory was made- Ford made Stan tweak his appearance just a little so that it doesn't look too uncannily similar to himself#and then Stan learned more about humans and came to adopt a persona himself#this is actually a way more silly AU than my other one because Ford- Stan and everyone else are straight up just chilling here#welp!#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Mimic Stan AU#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#stanford pines#ford pines#the mystery shack#mystery shack#mimics#tw scopophobia#tw body horror#tw gore#my art
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going insane thinking about the harrow and palamedes friendship. harrow, who has never met another necromancer her age forming a bizarro 3D chess rivalry while pal worries about her safety at every possible turn. harrow, who is up to her eyebrows in paranoia and secrecy, trusting the sixth house with gideon unconscious and hurt, letting them into the ninth house quarters unsupervised. if āi cannot conceive of a universe without you in itā is goth for i love you, ādeath first to vultures and scavengersā has got to be goth for i love you (platonic). palās first reaction when harrow comes into his bubble in the river is to scoop her up in a hug, and at this point she doesnāt remember anything about him because cutting out all her memories of gideon is impossible without cutting out memories of the sixth, but she still makes him a skelehand to inhabit anyway. when harrowās memories are finally whole, she tells dulcinea she couldnāt face pal knowing that his pen pal girlfriend died on her account, but the next time she āfacesā him, palamadesās soul is in someone elseās body and harrowās body is full of nonaās soul. he spends six months protecting and caring for harrowās body (and nona obv), believing in the possibility of bringing her back to it the same way cam believed in him. āgod, do you know i miss harrow terribly.ā and by the time harrow comes back to her body at the very end of ntn, pal is gone forever, fully pauled. the last time harrow and palamades see each other as their complete selves is in canaan house, alive and unlyctored. two of the smartest and loneliest people in the solar system meet each other in the worst of circumstances and spend the rest of the story dancing around each other as fragments of themselves, trying to care about each other in the interim but never fully meeting like they did the first time. a friendship made almost entirely of missing the other person. ādo you know i miss harrow terribly.ā god. i need to lie down
#behold: a block of text i do not feel like putting paragraph breaks in#i am so fucking crushed that they try so hard to take care of each other in different ways but never see each other ever again#he gave her a lift you off the floor hug in the bubble and she didnt even know why.#the thing that made him miss harrow was ālook at me like youāve worked out how to kill meā bc he knows scowling is her display of affection#she couldnāt even REMEMBER him in htn but she helped camilla find his soul and put him back together anyway#is this anything. am i sounding as insane as i feel#tlt#harrowhark nonagesimus#palamedes sextus#katie donāt look#ntn spoilers#htn spoilers#gtn spoilers
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I fear my hands may always be stained red
#do you guys remember the sketch to this painting#I made it April of 2023#ngl I was crying my eyeballs out when I drew it the headspace was not so great š#anyway I finally defeated the final boss and completed it#itās the āi forgave you the moment you drew your sword on meāā type beat#the āāill take care of youāā#āā itās rotten workāā#āānot to me. not if itās youāāā#type feel#the fact that diluc literally has red on the palms of his gloves#oh Jesus Christ#I rly wanted to convey the body language in this piece#I do hc kaeya to be taller than diluc but the way it happened diluc is bending down a bit to receive the hug#adds a bit of Sad#and the looking away despite not even being able to look at kaeya#the vulnerability and resignation#anyway#bye#diluc#Kaeya#ragbros#genshin impact
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there are many reasons I like the "Erestor son of Caranthir" headcanon but secretly the main one is that I'm imagining all of the remaining noldo auditors sighing of relief when Caranthir dies and they don't have to try play 4d chess with multiverse time travel trying to catch this guy doing tax evasion. life is good for exilic auditors now.
and then suddenly Elrond and Elros turn up again! even better! oh who's this, Elrond? your good friend Erestor? he's helping you with your taxes? oh how swe- what is this Elrond. What is this. your paperwork for your taxes you say. not a declaration of war? because it looks like a declaration of war on the exilic auditors, Elrond.
and then all the auditors are so busy doing "extreme tax auditingā¢" for the first time since the second Kinslaying that they don't tell anyone they're pretty sure there's another scion of the house of FĆ«anor running around.
#in my mind Erestor takes after Haleth#so no one is clocking him on finwean vibes#Erestor manages not to commit war crimes by entertaining himself with creative tax evasion#which obviously was how he and Caranthir bonded#chief counsellor erestor you mean the person writing all of the feanorian faction as elrond's dependents#thats the easiest way to get a feanorian census btw#check the taxes#tax elf 2 electric boogaloo is just something that can be so personal#this is EVEN funnier if you ship glorestor#please imagine glorfindel trying to woo erestor#and erestor is like āi don't care WHO the valar send- you'll never catch meā#glorfindel the valar appointed tax collector (in erestor's mind)#tolkien#silmarillion#silm#erestor#caranthir#elrond#the silmarillion
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late morning
#fairy tail#nalu#lucy heartfilia#natsu dragneel#killamonart#could've held back just a lil... lol#tho don't think he really has self restraint like that#mf always doing as he please LOL#also is this a controversial thing to say but like i think that mashima lowkey ships gray and lucy just a bit...#bc of the amount of times he got them paired off and he's taking care of her-- AND I KNOW IT COULD BE JUST HIM BEING A FRIEND#but his actions at times are so... strangely intimate...#even tho he got that whole thing w juvia but sometimes i just think he ended up w her bc.......... she's there#ALSKDFJASL THAT'S A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT ISN'T IT...#but like WHY WAS GRAY CHECKING THE INSIDE OF LUCY'S MOUTH WHILE HOLDING HER CHIN LIKE THAT--#you gonna see him do that shit w erza?? no way LOL#anyway ya i'm watching the 100 year quest rn#always catching her when she falls or you see him also shield her...#then again this is also just me enjoying the drama of it all so don't mind me#this aint about him!! this is a nalu post! LMFAOOO#art#fanart#natsu#lucy
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whoever needs to hear this: if you got a disability, if you donāt know if you have something, if you ever think āitās not that badā if you have a thing about guilt, if youāre ill, Anything: listen. it is okay to throw things away.
you can throw it away. if it sucks and it stresses you the fuck out, if you just āneed the right time to fix itā for the past 3 months. or years. if you loved it once upon a time but it makes you feel kinda weird and guilty now. if itās a jacket youve reaaaally been meaning to mend and then donate. a jar of sauce that āall you have to doā is clean out to recycle but itās been a week and now thereās a small colony growing in it. slowly shredding to bits fabric scraps you plan to use to fix something. busted picture frame. cracked mug. old shoes. extra box. an entire pack of granola bars that you hate so much but donāt want to waste.
life is already so goddamn difficult for us. i know you still care about recycling and the environment and sustainability. but itās okay, i promise. sometimes you have to take care of your space. sometimes you have to cut your losses so you can actually have energy to recycle the next thing. get rid of the old shirt before it turns into a tornado pile of guilt under the bed. youāre not a bad person. you can throw this one away.
#idk if marie kondo talked about trash in this way but i do remember something about her philosophy helping me with the guilt aspect of this#like the ability to thank something for the service it provided you but recognize that youāve grown beyond it. yes even for dumb tshirts#feeling very chatty today lol.#text#disability#uhhh idk what else to tag#cleaning#environmentalism is one of my great passions#but everyone has to recognize they cannot be activists 100% of the time and do the right thing 100% of the time#using my iphone to post this is one of those things. buying something from amazon bc i canāt make myself go to the store is one.#sometimes one must preserve themself simply in the name of preservation. take care of your space bc thatās where you do You.#and sometimes objects accumulate in said space and just get this awful sickly aura. metaphorically#where you canāt deal with it so you shove it somewhere else. but itās okay to get rid of shit that sucks
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Does anybody ever think about how the very last thing Arthur ever did was caress Merlinās head and smile softly at him while his breath slipped away, never once looking away from him
#doesnāt it just haunt you in your sleep#doesnāt it just tickle your bones#this show will never not devastate me even after 11 years#Merlin#bbc Merlin#Merthur#arthur pendragon#the way they cared for each other will hAUNT me#gay people look at what you have done
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I take back my former Luo Binghe design. Big Buff Binghe is too standard. It's expected. The sillier angle to take is: manifesting his small, needy dog energy into physical form.
#poorly drawn svsss#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#I haven't been drawing these little guys silly enough and I need to fix that.#is this partially inspired by the crowd of people that whine about fanart not being 'canon accurate'? Yes.#I'm going to make these characters silly and no one can stop me!!!#Canon accurate LB is 188cm tall. PD-SVSSS LB is 3cm tall. He gained 2mm of height after the timeskip.#This little guy is DENSE. He is heavy and hard to pick up and hold. But SQQ will do it. He will find a way. He can have uppies.#He is also *so* good at cuddling. If you even care.#And yes. I want to give him little horns and a tail. They came in after his awakening.#I think I'm gonna keep up the 'svsss demons have horns and little tails' thing because i find it cute <3
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Okay Iām. Usually. Usually I donāt enjoy human aus and usually I hate drawing transformers as humans because it feels so wrong to my brain.
But then I stumbled upon Dream of something more by Gemma_Inkyboots and aaauuuhh fuck. Hereās the pile of the most vague and unspecific and undetailed fanart. Because Iām being torn between āI canāt drawing human designsā and āIf donāt draw something for this fic I dieā.
#maccadam#transformers#dratchet#ratchlock#drift#deadlock#ratchet#itās kind of mermaid au#but I ā¦.auuhh I canāt design mer Deadlock spare ne#*me#Iām struggling haha#at first I was like#oh okay I see. This is about mer falling in love with a human and then deciding that he needs to be a human too so he can be with his love#but something#SOMETHING was so interestingly off#and then I realised thatā¦.oh fuck#itās not about āfinding your loveā#itās about finding your way back to your love even though you have a fucking amnesia and donāt remember you are loved#Deadlock is so damn confused half of the time because he jUSt found Ratchet#but Ratchet already knows him and loves him and cares about him and he missed him so much and he thought Deadlock was dead???#ā¦ā¦ā¦yeahā¦.great fic#fic fanart#Deadlock thinking that Ratchetās clothes smells like home and Ratchetās food tastes like home isā¦..#*dies*#the fic is unfinished#thereās 2 chapters left I think? But itās SO worth reading eheheh
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fun date night idea: making your 6ā1ā hunk of a boyfriend top the guy who rejected you for being too short while you dom the ever-loving shit out of both of them
#chilabru#no one cares about this ship but me and thatās okay#i just think the untapped comedic potential is too good to resist#chilaios#labru#chilbru#is that last one even a thing#idc iām making it one fuck you#i think chilchuck and kabru should fuck and iām gonna make it everyone elseās problem#do not like the way the colors turned out but fuck it we ball#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon
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#this is quite literally me right fucking now. in every way minus the party hat. iām exploding. if you even care#alice dyer#gwendolyn bouchard#tmagp#the magnus protocol#gwen bouchard#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 23
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charles and erik with each other: oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous š„ŗš charles and erik with the villain of the week/the x-men: K1LL YOURSELF š„š„š„
X-Men: First Class (2011) | X-Men Apocalypse (2016)
#charles is soo insane for looking at a god in the face and telling him to fuck off bc he was hurting his best friend. most normal guy.#cherik#mine*#x-men#xmenedit#parallelsedit#filmedit#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#otp: i want you by my side#god charles' entire demeanor towards apocalypse in xma has always been SOO funny to me. he literally looks ANNOYED every time#apocalypse speaks in the movie. he doesn't even look intimidated or worried that he's trying to possess CHARLES'S BODY or anything#mind you charles wrote his thesis about mutation and here he has THE FIRST MUTANT ever in front of him. who's also a god threatening#to destroy the world. and charles' only reaction is:#'whatever. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY LOSER i CANNOT see erik from where you are standing and i'm worried about him'#and i do think it's very sweet that after this raven tells erik he has to fight for what he has left - and he thinks about charles#(the man that stood on the balcony all those years ago and that cared enough about him to tell him there is more to him#and the same man that STILL CARES ENOUGH to look at A GOD in the face and telling him to go fuck off and die and stop manipulating erik)#charles loves him so much you don't get it........... i'm foaming at the mouth i'm so normal about them
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Love and Deepspace + Tumblr Text Post ā³ Down Bad for Zayne
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#x ; edits#lnds edits#lad txt#tumblr text meme#THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT SET#OR EVEN AT ALL#but exclusive tutorial messed me up so bad lmao#so i took care of it#and then i made this#š§āāļø#so erm#this could've gone on longer and gotten worse#but i gathered the remnants of my dignity and called it a day#(sorry i don't have anything prepared for rafayel or xavier :((()#(if you want me to make a set for them too send some dirty tumblr text posts my way and i'll consider :))) š«¶)
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