#this is lighthearted

[viewerspookyhappenings]

baphomet stood behind them whilst they held hands was actually performance art about the parasocial obsession of demon phannies if you even care

[stephans-pots]

They’re so werewolf/vampire coded you don’t understand

[piousaint]

i dislike how people assume you hate castiel if you’re not a fan of destiel. no im quite fond of him, actually, that’s why im saving him from dean winchester the abuserTM

[k3r0deku]

a comprehensive list of every reason why i think bkdk will be canon

have you read the fucking manga? do you have comprehension skills?

[muzzleoleum]

my moods range from

• I am feral, i am a wild animal, i am not human and i am scared of them

• I am soft for this person and this person only, i miss them and i will be tender, even if i am not human

• silly thing who has no idea what's going on half the time and is scared

and a few secret other things

[keepmeinmind-01]

newt about theseus: ohh my brother’s a…wand handler. paperwork sniffer. something in the whatsit. a guy. fuck the system. he’s…you know, he’s employed. (an 🤢 Auror 🤮)

newt about tina: an American Auror 😍🥰 YUMMALICIOUS 😜 sorry I was rude in my letter I meant everyone except you🤦‍♂️ my baddd btw you are 🤩 beautiful and I 😟 keep your photo my salamander queen don’t even worry about illegally arresting me it was fun ❤️‍🔥

see also:

newt on the train to berlin: “so fuck head Aurors. so embarrassing honestly”

lally: “tina just became Head Auror”

newt: “omg I loveeee head Aurors so long as their name starts with T— I mean, T and then an I. oh and then it also ends in A. also so long as their name doesn’t rhyme with Meseus.”

[bardicinspired]

People really out here going "Ekko and Heimerdinger are the only unproblematic ones" I'm sorry????

HEIMERDINGER???

Created this city centuries ago Heimerdinger??? Was council leader and did nothing for decades while Zaun wilted under Piltover's boot Heimerdinger??? Restricted technological progress because he was afraid and did not explain his reasoning Heimerdinger???? Confronted with a dying student he mentored and only could say "the brightest flames burn out the quickest" Heimerdinger?? HAD NEVER STEPPED FOOT INTO ZAUN IN HIS 300 YEAR OLD LIFE HEIMERDINGER???

Nah. Ekko is the only unproblematic king here. Heimerdinger can take his gerbil-looking ass and get the fuck out.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I didn’t know until recently that Catholics think that Mary stayed a virgin forever.

You do you guys but I’m Protestant so I know she f- *I am hit over the head with a comically large hammer*

[exaltior-a]

CATFISHED. into buying a video game because i thought there would be a romancable butch lesbian blacksmith. its just a dude. but thats okay hes a butch lesbain to me now, he doesn't have a choice.

[stuffed-and-wired]

Eveyones giggling with the robot fuckers and having all fun and shits till the objectums walk in and suddenly there's a problem, oh hehe I wanna jerk on their wires is fine for the bot bonkers but the pc plowers can't say that??? How square you gotta be to be against the tech cube lovers?!

[c00and]

I am seeing people so shocked at how well the concepts of class disparity are portrayed in Peaceful Property - Need I remind you that this series has the same screenwriter and director as The Gifted!? Of course it's nuanced!

Also yeah. PeachHome are kinda gay. I mean, this is the same guy who wrote PangWave are we really suprised?

[stephans-pots]

Apart of that re halloween board I did partly inspired by the Wesker and friends pumpkin carving episode

[maxyap5]

Guys hear me out,

Husk is a cat, cats have autism, Husk is autistic.

Why? Because I’m autistic and I said so

[belovedcampfire]

YOU don't ship entirely romantic Jegulily cause you're a pussy, I don't ship entirely romantic Jegulily cause I think Regulus is gay. We are not the same.

[jonahmagnus]

Paranatural fans who love to write ooc Isaac angst are missing out on the potential for homophobic King Catnine

[inkshine]

The Hazards of Love is Romeo and Juliet for weird people