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Oh and there’s our youngest. Our son Julius.

Oh and over here is the giant stone pillar my father stole while he was governor of Egypt. It has words on it. None of us can read it.

Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our

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Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our

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It’s flammable and it makes you grow a beard. You always seem to realize you forgot to shower three seconds after you put it on.

I love t gel. Hand sanitizer that gives you a micropenis.

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Sorry I can’t rub bare shoulders together with you right now I’ve gotta wait for the goop to soak in

I love t gel. Hand sanitizer that gives you a micropenis.

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I love t gel. Hand sanitizer that gives you a micropenis.

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Girl help they all skipped over the part where I said I take this position because it’s funny and think that my corkboard with red string that I keep around ironically is for serious

The thing about the fall of the Roman Empire is that nobody fully agrees on when it fell so I choose to take the most hilarious position which is that it never fell actually and we’re all still living in it.

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By suggestion from some random internet article I tried putting Tajín on the rim of a margarita instead of salt forgetting that I’m sensitive to sour things and Tajín has dehydrated lime juice in it until I put my tongue directly on the glass and retreated back into my body like a turtle

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If you’re sick and have a cough eat a spoonful of honey it works just as well as over the counter cough syrup no that’s not a joke or some Facebook grandma nonsense it’s real you can read Mayo Clinic articles about it

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The Central Valley has been growing for a while now as the coastal areas of California become more expensive from tech people moving in and the only place left in California that’s somewhat affordable is the super hot and polluted semi rural Republican pit in the middle. People are willing to commute for two or three hours to work in the more wealthy areas they can’t afford to live in. This region’s poverty is on par with Mississippi which is the poorest state in the country.

Also there’s nothing to doooooooo

My dad is watching my lottery dream home and they have an episode in Visalia apparently. A place we are actually familiar with.

They are trying so hard to make Visalia sound interesting.

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They’re like wow the food here is so good! And the area is… growing!

Did you mention why the area is growing? No you didn’t.

My dad is watching my lottery dream home and they have an episode in Visalia apparently. A place we are actually familiar with.

They are trying so hard to make Visalia sound interesting.

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My dad is watching my lottery dream home and they have an episode in Visalia apparently. A place we are actually familiar with.

They are trying so hard to make Visalia sound interesting.

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Doctors hate this one special trick. Drinking sugar water with citrus juice.

She’s drinking this during runs apparently. I mean I know that Gatorade pretends to be a health drink while being full of sugar but come on you can’t fool me that’s limeade. Own up to what you’re doing here.

I saw somebody in my personal life recommend a “homemade drink for hydration” that consisted of water, honey, lime juice, and salt and I was like girl that’s just limeade with extra steps

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I saw somebody in my personal life recommend a “homemade drink for hydration” that consisted of water, honey, lime juice, and salt and I was like girl that’s just limeade with extra steps

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What’s interesting about Artemis and Apollo is that they and their mother were often worshipped both together and separately. There’s not as many stories about Leto as there is about the twins but she was worshipped quite often as a goddess of motherhood and all three of them were worshipped in different capacities as protectors of children and young people.

Anyways I bring Leto up here because one time a mortal woman made fun of her for only having two kids and Leto sent Artemis and Apollo to kill her husband and family with arrows.

So I guess her entire family got plague all at once or something and then she turned into a rock idk so moral of the story don’t shame other people for having less kids than you or you’ll turn into a rock

If an Ancient Greek text says that someone was struck down by Artemis or Apollo or struck by one of their arrows that probably means they died unexpectedly and quickly of disease or a heart attack. It probably depends on the god in question that’s been pissed off and possibly the gender of the person that died who is blamed for striking them down, but Apollo is referred to as doing this a bit more often and he’s more associated with medicine and disease than Artemis is. Either of them could be responsible though.

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If an Ancient Greek text says that someone was struck down by Artemis or Apollo or struck by one of their arrows that probably means they died unexpectedly and quickly of disease or a heart attack. It probably depends on the god in question that’s been pissed off and possibly the gender of the person that died who is blamed for striking them down, but Apollo is referred to as doing this a bit more often and he’s more associated with medicine and disease than Artemis is. Either of them could be responsible though.

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Hey folks, I’m still unemployed and still having difficulty paying the bills so if you can afford to send me a little money every little bit makes a really big difference at this point in my life. Thank you so much.