#this is before they get divorced btw
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#this is before they get divorced btw#homestar runner#h*r#hsr#little doodlies#gamer c#coach z#bubs#homestar runner bubs#two o duo#h*r oc#homestar runner oc
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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why does every tsc male main character act like a divorced father of three w bills to pay at 17. who gave them the right.
#julian. will. jace. kit. alec. i could go on and on#(the only person w a right to act this way is robert and even then. i don't believe he has a right to do anything)#it's the spiritual eye bags and anger and despair in their voice everytime they talk while going through their angst era#which inevitably leads to bad decision-making. who would've thought. and also the constant self-doubting and self-hatred#also why are the teenage boys free to run wild though like if i were the clave#i'd make sure they get mandatory classes on human empathy and emotional intelligence before letting them take charge of anything btw#not a fav but a fun trope for an mmc/male love interest truly is the teenaged divorced father#am i easily annoyed by it? yes. but they are men. it is inevitable#but is it extra and dramatic and fun to read? also yes#julian blackthorn#will herondale#alec lightwood#jace herondale#kit herondale#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc
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bruce 'adopted way too many children and is now suffering the consequences' wayne: *once again lecturing jason on something he did during a fight*
jason 'fathers are overrated anyways' todd: see, this is why talia got me in the divorce
#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#jason peter todd#red hood#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batfamily#batfam#jason was never the angry robin#jason todd is a momma's boy all the way (btw before anyone gets the wrong idea i do not mean that in a gross boy-mom relationship way)#jason is done with bruce's bullshit#jason todd does not give two shits#jason after dealing with bruce for too long: this is why the courts gave natalia custody of me over you#jason is never beating the child of divorce allegations since every single one of bruce's ex-lovers is set on adopting him as their own
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every time i have a long drive with my mom the same week as a new bsd chapter/episode i tell her what happened. so today she got to hear abt the old man yaoi divorce. and i've never seen her more interested and excited to hear my infodumps before. she's truly one of us
#dazai's still her favorite but i think she's warming up to fukuzawa too#she has a soft spot for divorced single fathers (aka my dad before she met him)#and i told her abt the broken heart leaf and the birds and she looked at me like this emoticon :D#literally she gets it.#this is the same mom (obviously) who kin assigned me ranpo multiple times btw
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post-canon i think lilith should be resurrected too just so she can take michael to court for failure to keep up with her alimony payments. adam has to get a second job to afford an attorney
#he couldnt pay because he was in the empty (where she also was) but they get out and she sees that she has the exact same amt of money-#-in her acct as before the empty and she goes 🤨🤨 pay up gayboy#the alimony is being paid by heaven on behalf of lucifer and biblical adam but nobody needs to know that#adam gives michael the stink eye for the next year#sam is liliths attorney btw#this post is brought to u by my cousins divorce#anyway im on a milith spree. does anyone remember them.#midam#spn lilith#spn michael#adam milligan#milith
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Dick drops Damian off at Joey’s to babysit and Damian is so pressed on the car ride there. Like first of all he doesn’t NEED a babysitter and even if he did why can’t he just go with Dick? Dick is so hateful, he preaches all that bullshit about love and tolerance and care for family but now that Damian needs him he’s abandoning him??? To a STRANGER?! Dick will rue this day, the day of his ultimate BETRAYAL.
Dick goes to pick Damian up and he refuses to leave.
#he’s covered in paint and there’s 70s music going on in the background and if Richard picks him up rn it’s proof he doesn’t love him so….#whenever literally anything happens he demands to go to Joey’s to be babysat.#I am but a child Grayson. I cannot be on my own. it’s dangerous.#literally everyone but Jason is at the manor rn.#Joey ofc joins Damian to gang up on dick#‘what if something happens and the only way it can be solved is by him being possessed by someone with more experience hm? what then?’#that’s his son now#dick wonders if this is how bruce feels sometimes#Joey visits wayne manor but it’s not the same#(bc Joey’s place doesn’t have any bad memories associated unlike WM but this ain’t about angst so)#Dick is chill yknow like he KNEW Damián and Joey would get along he’s not feeling replaced at all#…until he sees Damian rocking overalls. he only started wearing them after meeting Joey and before that he would’ve killed himself before-#-even considering. but NOW?!#oh hc that Joey regularly wears overalls btw. last tag doesn’t make sense without that#anyways Damian is trying to get dick and Joey together now. it literally makes the most and when dick is like m#‘bro u cannot do that’ Damian is like ‘I thought u wanted me to be happy…’ and joeys like ‘I DID hear u say that (lying)’#Damian may be a child of divorce but he refuses to be a child of two idiots who didn’t even realize they were in love. embarrassing.#Joey absolutely let’s Damian be a kid he introduces him to fingerpainting and he goes wild#personal hc that’s totally not projection that Damian feels like he not only has to master everything but do it at 100% every time period#Joey is like no bro like ik the process of getting a painting right is satisfying but u can draw a squiggly line and you’ll be fine I swear#it takes Damian a while bc he gets it mentally but he physically can’t like he feels so much shame at the thought of smth ‘imperfect’#everything Damian draws goes on the fridge and the walls and in frames around Dick and joeys apartment bc duh#but all three of them have an adoration for the fucked up bee Damian fingerpainted with wonky lines a goofy smile and the colors bleeding-#-out the lines.#all of this is like when Damian is 11 to me like ik he is older now but they kept him in such a wack environment I need to fix it#anyways
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friends are currently debating whether 'lost in the citadel' or 'montero (call me by your name)' is the better solphisto song and here are the main points for each side of the argument:
"lost in the citadel works for both perspectives and their tragic yuri romance" (lines 'i need time to get up and get off the floor / i need time to realise that i can't be yours' given as main example) - jo
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"montero cos those two definitely want to f-" - james (perhaps better known as captain bhole)
#on a more serious note jo's point did make me a little insane#again: the line 'i need time to get up and get off the floor / i need time to realise that i can't be yours'#this is so solomon-trying-to-recover-from-mephisto's-perceived-abandonment coded#but it is also so mephisto-unsure-of-how-to-go-forward-after-disappearing-on-solomon-for-millenia coded#obey me solomon#jtta mephisto#solphisto#there were arguments to be made for some of the other songs too but these were the main contenders#personally i also nominated life after salem#it feels like something solomon would listen to that abandonment aftermath once he's hit the bitter anger stage of grief#(at least he would have if music recordings had been invented and also lil nas x had been born back then)#i just feel in my gut that he went full teenage-girl-after-first-break-up for a period afterwards#(the other nominee was 'thats what i want' for the time they had together before mephisto left but that one was less talked about)#you know i didn't realise it until i went back and re-did some stuff but solphisto ended up with such Divorced vibes#believe it or not i didn't actually intend for them to be romantically involved when i first wrote their backstory#(you can see that in the first asks proposing the pairing i was kinda hesitant lol)#but looking back. the tragic yuri was always meant to be#to the anon who first called them yuri btw: you've changed my life
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weekend melancholy is starting to kick in >~<
#im gonna go and do my food shop etc to keep myself busy and hopefully my 2nd meds will kick in and we'll be able to handle it together#i think i kind of do this so regularly bc my brain is just processing everything bc i dont rly have time during the week#all cool tho im doing good overall def on the up n i feel way more capable of coping emotionally which is nice. i <3 meds#also.. possibly settling on the idea that i might be agender. very tentatively. lots of experiences n thoughts coming together rn#ive been reacting in unexpected ways to a lot of gendered shit atm which has made me reconsider the way i think abt myself#but very difficult to articulate it to myself let alone anyone else. so ive been sitting with it for now until it precipitates#gender stuff has never rly affected me much or ive never been in a place to explore it which is why i havent thought abt it super hard#but im not the sort of person who needs a lot of internal exploration to figure out my identity like im v self aware tbh#and while im wildly indecisive abt most things in my life for some reason i never have been abt stuff like this. i learned abt lesbianism#like idk 9 years ago-ish and straight away was like yeah that makes sense for me. never looked back since#n similarly ive experienced forms of gender dysphoria before n just immediately dealt with it symptomatically n moved on#its never been smth to agonise abt for me like i know what makes me comfortable in my skin so theres no question abt doing it#and ik im privileged to be able to do that. and also it helps that gender for me is mostly divorced from external perceptions#+ that im v autistic so social pressures dont stick to me very well. i mean yeah i was bullied for it as a kid but i was stubborn asf#so yeah from the moment i realised i was genuinely uncomfortable/upset abt it earlier this week i was like okay. lets try this instead#its given me pretty instant relief from any distress i was feeling so far which is nice. rare respite from one of my torture labyrinths#just testing out internally whether it frames things more clearly n makes me feel more myself/at peace before i choose to stick w the idea#but not gonna do a whole coming out fanfare either way. dont think i wanna change how ppl interact w me + im still a dyke#so i dont consider it relevant to anyone else unless they share a similar understanding of gender to me. or if we're v close#ill prolly broach it w other trans friends eventually bc insert philosophers talking image. but to everyone else its business as usual#happy to play my cis-sona at work. + w new queer ppl i meet ive been introducing myself recently w mirrored pronouns instead of any/all#and i think i prefer that. virtually indistinguishable but theres smth nice abt inviting ppl to recognise me the way they do themselves#like translating + localising a non-gendered language into a gendered one... simplifying decisions abt how to perceive me#and ofc ppl are still gonna perceive me however but idc much unless we're actually friends. the rest is all a performance anyway#doubtful anyone on here ever has reason to refer to me but if u do for some reason... im freeloading off ur pronouns now btw <3#but yeahhh. much 2 think abt. i need to read more alien/ai sci fi.. non-human sentience has been such a comforting concept lately#but yea tldr i woke up one morning this week like damn im prolly agender but i have a full time job to go to rn so idc abt that#.diaries#okkkk my dex is kicking in im no longer on the verge of tears lets go get these groceries wooohoooo
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phantomquill is my krisnix
#☁️txt#aa5 spoilers i guess#ace attorney spoilers#dont really want to see them kiss (especially Before the events of turnabout for tomorrow. absolutely not.)#just want there to be an unnameable energy between them . divorced but never married .#theres some fondness for each other buried deep inside and neither of them are happy about it at all#and phantys absolutelyyyyy pathetic about it.#simon visits them to get information from them (because he's a master of psychological manipulation)#(because . simon knows them better than anyone)#and phantys like. 'youre wasting your time. leave me to die' and simons like 'fine' and phantys like . 'wait no . come back 🥺'#they cry and theyre like 'i dont know why my face does this' and simons like 'oh my god shut up i know you know what crying is.'#theyre so. whatever .i dont like them (lie)#good morning btw
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I went into speech therapy 10000% sure that 1) If I moved people would think my lisp was an accent and respect it and 2) that anyone who matters will put in the effort to understand me. And I was right!!!
Forced speech therapy is the same as ABA therapy with the same effects. You're sat down to be told that the way you do it is inherently wrong. You're taught to pick your behavior to pieces and analyze it to manually do it the "correct" way that everyone else just does naturally.
I immediately disregarded everything they tried to teach me and refused to do my assigned homework for it so it didn't work. (Good. I never wanted it to.)
But I did get an anxiety induced stutter from it and heavy non-gender related vocal dysphoria that makes it so I have a panic attack if I hear my own voice. I hate having it recorded and if someone turns on speaker phone so my voice bounces back to me I can't talk to them.
I wish they taught me sign language instead. Or if even people had the patience for you to get out a pen and paper to switch to communicating with writing. Would've saved me a lot of trauma and internalized ableism,
i love you lisp i love you stutter i love you pressured speech i love you damaged vocal cords i love you aphasia i love you mutism i love you selective mutism i love you deaf voice i love you apraxia i love you speech delay i love you vocal tic i love you articulation disorder i love you sign language
i hate you societal norm to make fun of speech impediments i hate you “get it fixed” mentality i hate you mocking someone for the way they communicate i hate you “go to speech therapy so your kid won’t be bullied” i hate you i hate you i hate you
#ableism#child abuse#tbh half of why I was in denial about being autistic and fought to get my IEP removed#was because much of their ''help'' actively hindered me and they wouldn't listen to what I said!#when I got to high school any actual accommodations were gone#and I was just left with being pulled out of class to talk to a therapist I didn't trust and go to speech ''therapy''#hey guess who had to make up missed classwork on their own#and was signaled out because they got pulled out of class on a regular basis?#THIS GUY#the other half was my dad's influence because he's blatantly an undiagnosed autistic person#and determined to stay that way#because of his own ableism#autism is genetic soooooooooooo his kids can't have thhhaaaaaattt#because they'll look at the guy who can't hold down a job or maintain friendships#and all his other issues stemming from never learning how to cope#*relationships in general#he's extremely divorced#amazed that he got remarried but I hope it's only a matter of time because he's an asshole#and already started to mistreat her after the wedding#literally sat her down before the wedding to tell her about just how fucked up he is and how he had no interest in genuinely changing#btw his first fiance went and got my mom's number when she was picking us up#then conveniently went out of state to take care of her mother and never came back#smart move
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Should i just unfollow my ex-mp, because ngl I feel like im just torturing myself at this point
(Im seriously asking and you should tell me yes)
#he just keeps tweeting the most stupid shit.#like you can just not be racist its not that hard#like the only reason im still following him is just to keep tabs of this exact bullshit#but some of the stuff he says/retweets genuinely angers me so much#and the worst thing ia that i cant. do. anything. about. it.#and that is driving me mad#so im struggling between would i rather Know that someone is shitty and be able to see it#or just unfollow and give myself peace of mind because at the end of the day#what is having this info gonna do for me#god i actually hate this motherfucker like he literally was at mosques handing out flyers with the palestine flag on it and look at his#islamophobic ass now. fuck you. not to mention not a WORD om palestine since. not even a word on lebanon now#but he Has mentioned how the 'culture' in Afghanistan and 'other such countries' are not valid#🎤 heres me handing you a mic please further explain what you think these 'cultures' are. do you also mention the us where child marriages#are legal in many states? have you literally EVER mentioned anything about the rise in sexism in our own country.#it just pisses me off because i am so angered and DESPISE whats going on in Afghanistan. but anytime i try to look for info and sources to#post about it. anyone commenting it is fucking racist and or a t*rf. like im not even fucking joking. like why is it so hard to realise tha#MUSLIMS HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS TOO. AND I IMAGINE A LOT AFGHANI CITIZENS AS WELL. as per usual shitty fucking men MAKE UP THESE RULES#based on nothing because islam ENCOURAGES education in women. it allows divorce. abortion. THESE THINGS ARE PART OF OUR CULTURE THAT ARE#not part of 'Christian culture' but no one would ever even say that because they know its dumb!! and not every Christian believes that!!#and lets not even get started on how western colonisation leads to all this turmoil in the first place.#anyways to conclude. brown people are not just inherently sexist/homophobic/racist/bigoted etc. claiming they are and that their 'culture'#promotes it is SO BEYOND FUCKING RACIST I NEED YOU TO THINK 2 SECONDS BEFORE YOU JUST RANDOMLY SAY SHIT.#and like. a shitty terrorist group enforcing backwards rules on its population is not 'culture'. i think thats whats bothering me. like why#are you further demonising and ostracising people who are already so isolated as is. you dont even know anything about them and then you#you just make this big washjng statement.#i actually could say so much more btw#and even some of the comparisons i made are not even fully equivalent. and i Want to go into it. but i cba. i just woke up and im probably#gonna delete this.#if yoi have read this far pls just answer my q in the og post and tell me to unfollow this man before i lose all my marbles xD#le text post
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anyways knows i wouldn't be da talk of tim hortons if i wore a mask around still. the nans would spend a good ten minutes talkin bout me at least. did ya see ang's daughter. going around wit da mask on er face still. shockin. but she looks right like er mudder dudnt she.
i should give dem a lil smthn to think about as they eats their timbits n drinks their coffees. we don't have much goin on here they needs it
#this summer is looking up for me btw#i walked to tim's and didn't get stopped on the street or in the tim's by anyone#im still “traumatized” (jk)by the time my creepy coworker/employer once pulled over in the Middle of the road and asked me why i looked sad#and asked me to smile.#he also randomly gave me a marilyn monroe painting like a year after i stopped working there which he said i ordered i think??? but i#definitely didn't. he just saw i had a marilyn case when i was working there (friend gave it to me) so he asked if i liked her and i said#yeah instead of explaining it's from my friend secondhand n i'm just using it just bc i need a case#so he either found a print of marilyn monroe or he made a print on canvas (the workplace is a graphic design and print shop) to give to me#i always hated working with him he was unbearable#and often told me to not get involved with boys?#and also telling me to not get married. with regret in his voice. sometimes even when his (young) son was At the workplace.#this was before he divorced but it was obvious that it was going to happen before it happened#certain middle aged people you can just tell they are miserable with their life and he was one of them#meanwhile my other coworker was also a middle aged man i think like 50 maybe#super religious but super chill. talked to me about alien sightings and hatsune miku and his wife would come in sometimes to bring him a#lunchbox n she's lovely too. anyways he never made weird comments to me about boys or asked me to smile so he's the better coworker by far#men can be lovely beings when they're not weirdos to women#anyways. that's a tangent#back to stardew
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No but Jayce must have been so confused. Like imagine you almost get exploded by a terrorist attack and your partner almost dies so to save him you, a) discover that he has a purple leg because he let your decade long science project drink his blood or whatever and then b) use his notes to do more illegal and immoral magic-science to encase him in a goop chamber so your decade long science project can rebuild his body.
Then you sleep next to his goop-cocoon for who knows how long before suddenly he's crawling out of the goop naked as the day he was born and purple from head to toe, then when you're all like "I finally understand now" (crazy btw) "let's do science together for the rest of our days <3" he suddenly and without warning tells you he wants a divorce and then nopes out of not only your office but the country -- still purple and naked as the day he was born btw
Like. What do you even do with that?
#arcane spoilers#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane
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watching grey’s anatomy for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever hated a popular character more
#derek and addison (AND MARK) need to get hit by a bus for character development i swear#cheating is like my one thing and the whole derek addison meredith mark thing is my least favorite plotline for it#every time they bring up this plot (ITS THE MAIN PLOT) i get irritated like#YEAH YOURE ALL COMPLICATED AND HAVE FEELINGS I GET IT BUT STOP STRINGING ALONG THE SAME DAMN PLOT FOR TEN EPISODES#WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. YOU ARE ALL STAGNANT#in the time its taken the three of them (+mark) to reach a point where MAYBE something interesting and different will happen#christina and preston have MOVED IN and DEVELOPED THEIR RELATIONSHIP and solved like FOUR DIFFERENT PROBLEMS#bet none of you were expecting me to rant about greysanatomy out of nowhere huh#but here i am. devastated.#<- just watched s2e18#my mom is trying her best to make me like the shepards and i just dont#derek every episode: i love meredith. i dont love you addison. im staying in this marriage for no particular reason even though its hurting#all of us more this way. btw ive told you multiple times before i dont love you and i do love meredith. lol fuck you#addison every episode: i know i cheated on you but its your fault please forgive me ive changed. im inserting myself into your life despite#the fact that we separated and also if you so much as do one thing i dont like i will be passive aggressive for months about it. lol#i wish them a merry PLEASE FUCKING DIVORCE#anyways. haha who said that#🧇💬
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i wanna see fabba again sooo bad but unfortunately my dumbass parents are dumbass divorced so i have to fucking coordinate with them.
#basically it's all dependent on whether or not i can insure sooner rather than later that i can move in#with my dad full time before the show that he (in this ideal world) would take me to.#unfortunately I cannot insure my moving in full time with my dad and i can't fucking ask them both now can i.#i would preferably move in with him before the year is up which would give us plenty of time to get tickets but also#I cannot insure that i will be able to move in that soon.#maybe if my divorced parents didn't live so dumbass far from each other then i wouldn't have to worry about this.#then i could just get dad to take me. and everything would be fine. but noooooo.#anyway fabba fairies if u are listening pls give me a private show with xo wams and alpha dog as the eight balls#preferably either on or after my 18th birthday. release hand of g-d btw. also mr pete i can treat you right....#i can take you to olive garden and after we can watch dad movies. don't think too hard about any of this.#myevilposts#my dad tag
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