#it’s so awkward

[wickjump]

falls to the floor and saves myself from the awkwardness of losing followers for having opinions they did not like (which is valid of them btw curate ur own online experience) by blocking everyone in a ten mile radius and by everyone i mean two people to spare myself

[nanaslutt]

i feel like i’m pretty good at describing all the interactions and acts between characters in my writing except for kissing…

they pressed their lips together… and again.. and probably again.. maybe a little slotting and smooching of the lips, tongue maybe???? uhhhh, more smooching and tongue????? IDK

[obligur]

being autistic and having a conversation with someone new (especially online and especially someone you want to be closer with) is like trying to navigate an overly crowded house filled with furniture when your head keeps bumping the ceiling and your arms and legs are too long. it feels so clumsy.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

also im in the middle of high school and now getting sex ed for the first time. This school system sure is well planned

[nick-carra-gay-for-gatsby]

my friend: sure haha i’ll read your fics

me: …um. do you hate yourself and love gay people? because that’s my target audience for these things

[just-screaming-into-a-void]

Reading The Great Gatsby in class, the seminar I’m not in talking about Nick’s queer coding. Straight people make me uncomfortable send help.

I had to remind them bisexual people exist, I don’t wanna be here.

[blitzy-blitzwing]

I got severe social anxiety, they’re lucky I didn’t quit just to avoid the manager. 😤

[woahhhitsmee]

sometimes i kind of really hate that i like to be tickled (and by sometimes i mean all the time). it feels so embarrassing and stupid for some reason. it makes no sense because if anyone else were to tell me they enjoyed it, it would be totally fine. i just find myself weird for it i guess.

i think it’s also kind of a fear thing? like what if i tell people and they just agree that im weird? what if i tell people and they only tkl me because they feel they’re required to? what if i never find people that also think it’s fun?

i wish i didn’t like it so i didn’t have to feel like this.

[hotmeat]

friday the 13th as an adult is just running into people you used to know in high school

[poseidonstaint]

cynthia’s amazing line delivery of “shAke a lEg fAcciano” followed by jane’s criminal line delivery of “be my campaign manager🫥”

[trkstrnd]

hey ! i love writers ! they are under appreciated ! and need paid more ! and i think its showing in this dialogue because wow feed us the narrative huh,,,

no one TALKS LIKE THAT

[magnetostits]

4th of july is such an awkward holiday for me because all the white people around me are like GRAAAAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 INDEPENDENCE!!! ‘MURICA 🦅🦅🦅 and meanwhile my indigenous ancestors were enslaved and killed by the people they’re celebrating

[closetnerd62]

Throwback to the time I dated a guy and he thought I was constantly checking him out but in reality I just could not hold eye contact

[kleyamarki]

meeting the kids of my much older library coworkers is like hey. we’re the same age. how are you. i know every deep dark secret you’ve ever told your mom. yeah you should stop telling her everything

[jinchuls-moved]

i haven’t seen my friend in 3 years i’m so nervous

[kay-elle-cee]

Showed up to one of Mr K’s shows and only one person I know is here and it’s with a whole group of people I don’t know 😅😅😅😅 I’m fine this is fine