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one time somebody tried to be romantic and feed me a strawberry but i was wearing lipstick that smudged really easily so i instinctually donkey lipped that strawberry so it wouldn’t mess up the lipstick and they just stared at me like 😟

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how can i swat at gnats without giving hot women the ick

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why does this ad make it seem like therapists are collecting patients like magic the gathering cards

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friday the 13th as an adult is just running into people you used to know in high school

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ok but if enough people cited gnats in their suicide notes someone would have to do SOMETHING

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“internet words are in person thoughts” is the new “drunk words are sober thoughts”

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last night i dreamed i was a 6’3” lesbian dating Megan Thee Stallion

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I’m so jealous he got to get choked by Asajj

What is it about Obi-Wan Kenobi that makes everyone think: 'I've got to choke this b*tch.' ???

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Bad Batch women my beloved 🫶

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neurodivergent? more like neurodivirgin!

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i’m like if u bought a human off of temu

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Gooning? Yeah i know something about gooning…ever listen to some good asmr?

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why does it say “Hot Milf 0 feet away” i’m the only one here…

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can’t wait for Lady Deadpool and Vulvarine to be announced!

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you learn that george lucas’ father got married at 19, the exact same age anakin got married, and you just put your head in your hands

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yeah, i have RIZZ. Charizzma? no.

Aneurizzm