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*smokes a really big blunt* The Body Snatcher is also about Gray carnally wanting Wolfe for that murder and coming back for seconds even
#“he would like to play knife all over my body” why are you a whore.#the body snatcher#this is an objective fact
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Only one of the answers is correct
#he also has chest hair#this is an objective fact#cassian acotar#cassian acosf#acosf#a court of silver flames#acotar polls#acotar#a court of thorns and roses
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One of the conflicts in this relationship: jumping puzzles, good/bad?
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One thing I have never understood about Twitter is the way people will keyword search a person's name and swan into somebody's mentions to scold them about... whatever. wildehack and I were talking about the Misha Collins nonsense and we were accused of misreading the situation because something something queer Castiel idek.
When I start picking fights with strangers on the internet, I know for me personally it's a sign I need to not be on social media and should go do literally anything else. I'm certainly not going to convince anybody to my side doing this. It's one thing if you're just targeting somebody to vent your spleen but I would really like people to understand that's what they're doing.
The person you're stanning isn't going to magically catch wind of this and thank you for defending their honor, because that's fucking weird to do for a grown-ass adult. Go watch paint dry, pet a furry creature, do literally anything else and think about why you feel this is necessary.
#things involving me#i got told off by somebody for saying david tennant had an ugly coat on#he is a grown ass man with terrible taste in fashion#this is an objective fact#the best part was being called an ableist slur for being unkind lmao
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I think we need to get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes shitty, racist, homophobic, bigoted people are still incredibly talented.
I feel like every time I see a post addressing someone’s shitty behavior the post also takes the time to mention that they’re not even good at [x] anyway. And that’s just not always true? Equating being good at a skill as being morally good is just not necessary. Someone can be a fantastic writer, can have a beautiful singing voice, can create breathtaking artwork, and still be a horrible person.
I know part of this is probably just the instinct to dislike everything about a person when you dislike them, but I also think this mindset leads to people defending creatives way past where they should, because if bad people create bad art, then if this person creates art that I like and resonates with me, then they can’t be a bad person!
And you know. That’s just not true. Those two things are simply completely unconnected and I think it’d be healthier if we all started disconnecting them in our heads.
#ramblings tag#like idk. I think it’s possible to feel distaste for someone’s stuff while acknowledging it’s objectively good#but sometimes people act like admitting there’s a single good thing about a person who’s been shitty is impossible#and like. no! people are multifaceted and can have many positives#those don’t change the fact that they’ve done shitty things
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That's how it went
#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#magpod#mag 160#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#my stuff#thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive#all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it#like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity#and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well#but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others#well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear#jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position#(an archive)#its just so sad#and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person#im dead on the floor crying#okay im done sorry#tma shitpost
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people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.
#red said#also there are posts and tweets like THIS IS JUST FOR MCU FANS#like please go on demonstrating how you've adopted 'mcu fan' as a shorthand for 'person who likes films i don't'#or 'person who likes films that are popular'#because the defining features of mcu films are that they're high budget irony poisoned derivative works#targeted at a broad audience so aiming to be accessible and inoffensive#and it really seems. like 'accessible' is the part of that you object to#bc EEAAO is a highly original A24 indie film with a 14.5m budget which is NOTHING#it's made mostly with practical effects and sets#and most importantly it's beautifully painfully earnest. it's never trying to shy away or go Hey Look How Silly This Is 😏#everything is driven by its earnest desire to talk about specific themes#i think the people comparing it negatively to mcu films are stuck on the fact that it's about a multiverse and it's got jokes#and colourful action scenes#but they miss that the referential jokes (like racacoonie) and setpieces aren't the point of the film
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BLOODRUSH STAR PLAYERS!!!!
#ignore the fact that they were never all 3 on the team at the same time ok.#also ignore the fact that riz objectively is not a star player. hes a star player to ME.#sklonda has this photo hung up on her fridge#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#fabian seacaster#blood tw#the numbers mean literally nothing btw i chose them at random#serendipitious art#fan art#art#DONT look at riz's hands ok just dont. i dont care
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Set in a time period where the Justice League are just kinda starting and all the human members are a bit on the younger side (mid to late twenties) The Watchtower is usually abuzz with trashy celebrity talks or talks about politics in the world and of course Brucie Wayne comes up. And Green Arrow (naively assuming that Secret Identities were in fact secret to Batman) decides to add his two cents to the convo. "You know, Brucie's obviously hot... But his butler, mans can get it." It's the most Oliver Queen he's ever sounded on the Watchtower. But also, it's the first time he's ever felt confident enough to say it without worrying about his image. After all, it's not like anyone on the Watchtower knows him or Alfred Pennyworth. Now the League, in virtue of not being Billionaire playboys, have no clue what this butler looks like. Some (Green Lantern and Superman) are curious about what this man looks like. Green Arrow goes on an hour long deep dive of videos, newspaper articles and full on research journal mentions of the virtues of Alfred Pennyworth. Wonder Woman is very intrigued, Superman makes a mental note to try and talk to the butler next time he's at a Gotham event, after all the whole SAS, Business Owner turn caretaker, surely there's a story there... and Batman? Batman gleefully adds several more graphic, if not a little convoluted take down measures to his Green Arrow contingencies. (Brucie Wayne manages to step on Oliver Queens foot, spill wine all over his suit and fails to wrangle his cartwheeling and oddly hostile ward off of him after a failed flip somehow ends with Oliver face-down in the middle of the dance floor during the next Wayne Enterprise gala. Whoops. Oliver glares at Brucie as he surreptituously slips $50 to Dick with a vapid smile.)
#silly lil thing#batman#brucie wayne#dick grayson#oliver queen#justice league#alfred pennyworth#Bruce: ur not good enough for my dad#Oliver: It's an objective fact man
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"oh my god tlovm really said it's canon that vex tops" and? fork spotted in kitchen. no shit
#like my guy that is not news to anybody with eyes. just LOOK AT THEM#i mean technically it was already canon from doty's drawing but yada yada let me have fun i think this is so silly#fr giggling kicking my feet rn#speaking of everyone say thank you matt mercer for that objectively correct assessment of perc'ahlia almost 8 years ago now#...fuck dude. give me a minute as i process the fact that 2017 was 8 years ago#critical role#vox machina#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#the legend of vox machina#the legend of vox machina spoilers#lovm spoilers#lovm#tlovm season 3#perc'ahlia#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#dnd parents of all timeeeeee
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Doctor Who as tweets/textposts pt.4
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#doctor who#10th doctor#9th doctor#jackie tyler#martha jones#jack harkness#rassilon#11th doctor#Reinette is bizarre but makes more sense when you take it in context that Moffat is just doing The Time-Traveller's Wife AUs#the about face the Doctor does from Rose to Reinette in TGITF and the stupid lol so random 'heres a horse' stuff is whiplash#but between fireplace blink and everything with river#moffat is just writing AUs for one of the bestselling novels of 2003#frequent daily reminder that moffat hides none of his fanfic heritage he is deeply unprofessional#oh this is an anti-moffat blog if unclear#he's objectively and subjectively just bad#and i had my debates when s5 was airing im not interested in arguing objective facts about quality
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impeccable thought process
#objectively the funniest panel in bsd#yeah no sigma's fine. they just took him out for a walk#like one does. for any floating bungou stray dog in fact#bsd#bsd manga#bsd spoilers#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#sigma#*mangacaps#*edits
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deadpool (2008) #20
#C'EST CLASSIQUE DYNAMIQUE...#spideypool#spider-man#deadpool#sci talks comics#legitimately no heterosexual explanation for this.#now this team-up isn't perfect but. it is so influential. so influential.#and the “save me spider-man!” panel is better food than the entirety of the sm/dp series in it's totality and thats.#thats just objective facts. one single panel can have more impact than a 50 issue long series and that's just truth.
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digital circus cast.to beat my autism down
#kinger n gangle r the best ones btw.this is an OBJECTIVE fact.#analiceoriginal.png#the amazing digital circus#tadc caine#tadc#pomni#tadc pomni#caine#ragatha#tadc ragatha#jax#tadc jax#gangle#tadc gangle#kinger#tadc kinger#zooble#tadc zooble#eyestrain#tadc bubble#bubble
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robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.
#the concept for chase was#‘what if house had like. a surrogate son. and he kind of wanted to fuck him and also hes like catholic’#‘ohhh and he can be australian!’#‘why would he be australian?’#‘just cuz’#house md#robert chase#beautiful loser very virgin mary coded man#i do like chase but i find it amusing that i also find him boring#bc objectively theres no reason he should be?#hes a great character i love his story arcs i love how sarcastic he is i love how hes doomed to repeat houses fate#but compared to say. foreman? there is NOTHING#im very sure ill manage to gaslight myself into loving him later#dr robert chase#i didnt actually fact check the bowling thing. dont quote me its late
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