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one of the top ten worst sensory feelings? drinking something and accidentally spilling it directly into your cleavage instead of your mouth. for those without boobs, i know this sounds like a comically impossible infomercial situation but it actually happens a lot ok

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*meets zenos* man what is wrong with this guy *meets his great grandfather 10 business months later* oh

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Lawrence of Arabia Nails Hair Hips Heels edit for the masses

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Little Ladies' Day 2025

.... Why? .... My heart ;w;

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also up on my blueksy

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Still chugging along with the FFXIV playing card deck - we're about a third of the way there!

If you have just a couple of bucks a month to spare and would like to see this deck made, please consider joining us on Patreon. And if you happen to have a few more dollars than that, prints of completed cards are available on the $20 tier. Literally nothing I do is possible without the fine folks over there, so please consider helping out if you can.

Previously: FF playing cards | FFVII playing cards | FFXV Tarots | FFVII Tarots | FFXV Playing cards | FFVII Full Tarots | FF Hanafuda deck | FFVII Shinra photo book

Patreon | Bluesky

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Why does the body require so much water I am TIRED of putting water in. Bitch you must learn to be efficient with what you get.

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if scorpion and frog were in FFXIV they would be two separate bosses and after you whittled both of their healths down they would phase 2 combine with the scorpion on the frog’s back and go in unison With our powers combined…we ford any river! but as you weaken them their voices start breaking up and eventually the death animation is the scorpion stabbing the frog in the back and the frog is like I always knew…it would end like this… and the scorpion would say Frog…I… and then they’d both scatter into aether and itd be like DUTY COMPLETE and your wol would not even be smiling

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the accidental unfollow followed by the refollow of shame is so fucked

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the fresh witch of blair

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At last, my love has come along My lonely days are over And life is like a song

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hi everyone. i made a very important minion edit: baby amaro with this strawberry crown

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hello! i'm a new ffxiv blog (i used to have one, but this one is new!) and i was hoping i could get other ffxiv blogs (you don't have to be 100% ffxiv or anything!) to reblog/like this post so i can find my people!

i do gposes, write a little here and there, love to talk wol/oc lore, and violently love y'shtola and g'raha tia! my main is a viera pictomancer!

also; tomorrow (feb 20th) is my THREE YEAR ffxiv anniversary! <3

i can't wait to follow you all and hopefully make some friends in the process!! :)

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Ma there’s a weird lookin cat at the front door

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The truth of it 🤣