#this is all so true

[stevviefox]

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I remember this and we can’t afford the risk.

when i see people express sentiments like this, my thought is pretty much “who exactly are you trying to prove a point to?” the democrats? if trump gets elected, they’re going to be completely sidelined if not worse and will be entirely focused on trying to get back in power and i can tell you they will NOT be moving further left. netanyahu? it’s a BETTER outcome for him if trump wins since trump is SIGNIFICANTLY more pro-israel than biden has ever been. the people in gaza? they need a ceasefire which has been rejected by both the israel and the hamas sides multiple times and a trump win WILL NOT make that a stronger possibility.

[gamejoypod]

Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work

So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc

That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant

It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[odetodilfs]

This is all so fucking true!!

Im so sick of north americans claiming all the time to be so inclusive and respectful to other cultures when in reality they're the most ignorant and self-centered people in the world.

Especially now that apparently being a "latino" seems to be just a trend.

And guess what! Disney took the opportunity to start releasing content from its new series, based on Latin America's (actually just Mexico, because for people in the US it is very difficult to understand that there are many countries besides Mexico in Latin America) culture, "Primos".

Created, directed, written by: people who know nothing about Latin America.

I am not going to dwell on the number of errors that JUST the opening song already has because the internet is already full of information about it.

But I do want to dwell on how part of the team behind this series is defending itself against the accusations of how racist their show is.

Myrna Velasco, who voices the main character in the series, recently posted a video on her ig stories making the following statement with an air of superiority in her voice:

"The Spanish language its not a Latin American language. Its a language that Spanish conquistadors forced upon latin american people (etc etc)"

(all of this happened because someone corrected a grammatically wrong sentence that she said in Spanish)

1- By that criteria, English is not a North American language.

2- Spanish has been spoken in Latin America for centuries. Whether you like it or not, that language (in all its shapes and colors, because the same Spanish is not spoken in Mexico as in Argentina as in Peru, etc.) is already part of our culture.

3- You dont like Spanish because its not native? ok then do it in Guarani, Quechua, Aimara, Nahuatl, etc

4- Why you can go speaking a very broken Spanish and get away with it but every time a Spanish speaker, after actually taking the time to learn your language (because it is impossible to communicate with you in any other way), is mocked and mistreated BY YOU for their accent even though they are forming grammatically perfect sentences??? (this goes to the majority of US population)

5- This woman claims to love Latin American culture but posts things like this one:

in conclusion, stop being so hypocritical and learn to look at what happens outside the United States, the rest of the world does not work the same way your country does or how your country thinks it works.

thanks for coming to my ted talk, I needed to get it off my chest.

chau

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[royaltea000]

“A thousand generations serve to praise…”

[savanir]

DP x DC prompt [15]

Danny accepts that because of his half dead status he won't be able to become an astronaut and he has to find a different way to feed his space obsession.

He decides to get really into astromancy (yes, the magic. He already knows everything about astronomy). He gets himself the more spiritual star charts, old surprisingly authentic tomes about the art and divination cards to go with it all and gets to learning.

Tbh he kind of went into this not expecting much but it turns out he had homo magus heritage from his Nightingale roots and he actually manages to call upon the power of the stars.

He figures he can blame the vaporized wall on ghosts.

Meanwhile, a foreboding feeling like cold shivers run down the spines of several magic users that they can only describe as "a child having figured out they need to switch off the safety on their mini nuke launcher in order to fire it"

The JLD is scrambling to locate the source of the surge in magic power before someone with bad intentions can get there.

[chlo-mentine3]

"Chapter 2 introduces us to Kaz’s legend, but chapter 3 introduces us to his humanity."

Taking a second to appreciate chapter 3 because WOW it is good, especially when it’s put back-to-back with chapter 2. No time is wasted in fleshing out Kaz’s character. In chapter 2, he’s this secretive mastermind, snarky and confident, pulling all the strings with this over-the-top dramatic flair. He ends the chapter seemingly infallible. Cut to chapter 3. Rereading this section, I completely forgot how scared he is through it all. Everything from memories of Jordie to the possibility of a plague to his senses being compromised weighs on him heavily. He doesn’t completely lose his bravado, but looking into his pov, he does lose that first impression we have of him that he can’t be shaken. We even see him hopeful, meaning that despite all his perfected scheming from the last chapter, his life is far from his definition of perfect. And don’t get me started on how often his internal monologue completely contradicts his actions (the scene between him and Jesper immediately comes to mind). He can’t plan his way out of everything, no matter how much he’d like to. Chapter 2 introduces us to Kaz’s legend, but chapter 3 introduces us to his humanity.

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade's life's so damn colourful

[dooanuh]

OMG BUTCHNATURAL???????????????

[d-1hater]

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

[loseractivities]

bshhsjsjshsjhshs YES

~ Love Is Love ~

A 2023 L.G.B.T+ Aesthetic Collection

Day 9 • Stu Macher is Gay!

Day 8 • Day 10

👇🏽 Pride Headcanons Below! 👇🏽

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It'll surprise no one to know that Stu is madly in love with Billy Loomis... Has been since the first moment they met. Though it's not because of this attraction that Stu commits all the murders. The romance is just a little bonus!

Stu is a puppy dog when showing affection. Because of this, Stu's love language can easily shift to constantly fit Billy's current mood... BUT, if he had choose a love language, he'd pick physical touch all. the. way!

His parents have no idea that he is gay... In fact, they don't know a lot of shit about him. Because the house is so big and empty most of the time, it's not hard to throw parties and have some romantic flings in order to forget that Billy is in a relationship with Sidney. Randy is not immune to Stu's charms and he's fun enough, but he's not really who Stu wants...

Stu and Tatum are in a relationship because they are both gay and hopelessly in love with their best friends. They actually have a bet to see who can kiss their crush first... This was suggested by Stu and Tatum agreed only if the kiss doesn't fuck with Sid and Billy's relationship (Stu doesn't see how it COULDN'T mess with the relationship and thinks that's kinda the point, but goes along with Tatum's terms anyway)

Following along with Matthew Lillard's Twitter post about Stuilly, Stu would be the one to adopt the dogs and he wouldn't be able to stop adopting dogs! Their entire house would be rampant with puppies and honestly it would annoy Billy, but the dogs calm him and make Stu happy, so he lets them stay. Stu doesn't pick favorites, but Billy does and she's a 4 year old pitbull named Nancy (after Nancy Thompson, obviously)

If Stu had to pick a song to describe his sexuality, he'd pick: Terror in My Heart by The Reds

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[chloesimaginationthings]

William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe