#this is a fever dream of a show

[respectthepetty]

FC Soldout came out of nowhere, and now the main character is singing ROSÉ & Bruno Mars' "APT" which was only released like three months ago.

So this was filmed, went into post-production, and is now airing in less than three months?

I feel like I dreamed up this show.

[egophiliac]

A guy who just wake up from a coma -> what did i miss?

Pomefiore was the last plot i follow before real life made me forget about our silly boys. How bad has the plot become now for our gang? Also who is that Gojo looking guy?

anon, I am so sorry and I mean this in the best way, but I do think episode 5 is the absolute funniest place to have stopped following Twst because shit starts escalating SO fast after that. episode 6 literally starts with a secret government shadow agency breaking down our doors and kidnapping students. zero to a million instantly.

and like...that's not even the zaniest thing so far? Ortho's hacked into the collective human unconscious. there's time travel (sort of). "Crowley might be Malleus' long-lost father" is a serious theory. if you'd told me any of this back pre-episode 6, I would have asked for the link to this unbelievable but highly intriguing fanfic.

also, episode 7 gave us (and then immediately took away 😔) the best character in the whole story:

[fanaticalthings]

I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.

Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.

But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.

And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.

Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.

But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.

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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:

[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.

Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-

Damian: I need you to blow up his car.

Jason:

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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:

[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.

Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.

Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.

And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?

[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:

[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-

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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:

[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>

Jason: GET OUT-

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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:

[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:

Jason: Are you here to kill me

Cass:

Jason: Just make it quick.

[theside-b]

Another day, another opportunity for mayhem in SEE YOUR LOVE (2024)

[spicyvampire]

Well, it's safe to say that Mark cannot wait for Tong's Happy Hour to add Golden [REDACTED] to the menu [Insp. ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★]

MY GOLDEN BLOOD (2025) EP. 1 ➞ EP. 5

[chibiveneficus]

SCREAMS

[flame-cat]

i love ford getting mad @ stan & accidentally triggering a flashback/bad memory recollection & that startling him enough for him to stop being angry

major wake up call. i love that man getting humbled

hmmmm yes i love it i'll take 20

bonus thing that happens Later

[under-lok-n-ki]

MoonBeast Manor rlly was something

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash IG Stories (feat cameos by Cal and Luke)

[yellowocaballero]

Trigun 98 really is the anime of all time. It did absolutely say "Here is the biggest idiot you've ever seen in your life. It's going to be four episodes until he does anything that is not blindingly moronic and it's going to be five before he says a sentence that is not a lie. We are now going to vaguely imply that he has a dead girlfriend and that's why he's sad. You will learn ten episodes later that the dead girlfriend is his mother. In episode nine a random man is going to call him depressed and they will spend the next three episodes doing absolutely nothing important but forming an unshakable bond of friendship, and we are also going to learn that they are in space."

What are we supposed to do with any of this. Insurance agents with fifty guns and one gigantic gun respectively are the only reason we have a plot at all. An entire episode's resolution only makes sense with information we are never told and barely implied. The main character is Jesus but also a deconstruction of Jesus. I feel like the show is giving me a rabid guinea pig and leaving me to wonder why this guinea pig is on crack before telling me three hours later that he's a robot guinea pig, answering no questions and raising so much more.

[dr-fizzovich]

I HAD A DREAM THAT I SAW AN II TACO PLUSHIE IN A CLAW MACHINE NEAR A RANDOM MARKET AND I WENT TO SEE IS IT REALLY A PLUSHIE OF TACO FROM II AND WHEN I CAME TO THE CLAW MACHINE IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 😭

I AM FR IT WAS LITERALLY LABELLED AS AN II TACO PLUSHIE 😭😭

and then i went into the market to see is there more and there was. And then i bought one ^_^

[meleodic]

I feel crazy idk what fic it is but I feel like there was a Jrwi PD fic where Ashe was religious and William was like “that’s stupid” and when he got home he started bleeding from his wrists and legs where Jesus was on the cross and they have to reverse a spell or smth to save him, and it was inspired by a MCR fanfiction I think

[strange0-0storm]

Alright chat you'll never guess what show I just rewatched....

This is the first batch of the MANY. MANY magma doodles I've done.

I was on call with Blue and i don't remember what made me search up PTP maybe it was like obscure hyperfixations idk BUT I HAD BLUE WATCH IT WITH ME LFMAJJS

Chat haven't drawn Popee The Performer in 2 years, haven't been into it in 3. Going back to when I FIRST STARTED POSTING ON THE INTERNET. MY ROOTS.

[rabid-transcendentalist]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[tempfrangit]

content: omegaverse, drugging, inability to consent

A 125th WIP has hit the mind palace

There’s something about dark!Ghost x Reader omegaverse that just makes the rodents in my brain start running on overtime

Alpha!Ghost who was honorably discharged but after he lost everything. Now he’s just set in this belief that he doesn’t owe the world anything and even if it did try to pay him back, he’s decided he’s collecting interest

Today there are jokes that he doesn’t get out of bed for less than a million, but before he’d gotten a reputation, he’d worked security for some uber rich political family, where he’d seen you for the first time. The only child that seemed to be doing anything positive at all with your affluence

But even if you woulda let him fuck you up against a door, you seemed to have your own personal security officer, some oily Texan that Ghost hadn’t wanted to share the same air with

He snatched the retrieval job up the moment it hits the airwaves, demands an exclusive contract and is granted it. There’s a reason his rates are so high, that he can pick his jobs. He tracks your kidnappers down easily, makes quick work of disposing of those idiots who thought you were just worth a lousy ransom that your step-mother had refused to pay, had opted to pay him for rather than shell out the fee

You’re so limp when he unties you, eyelids heavy as you blearily gaze up at him, pupils blown. And there’s that perfect scent he’d thought he’d smelled that night. Less muffled by blockers now that you must have been off your suppressants 
All the better to sell you with

But don’t worry, Simon’s got you now

[starleska]

just uncovered a fascinating Longlegs (2024) fact!! 👀

did you know that besides his own mother, Nicolas Cage had another highly specific influence for the character of Longlegs | Dale Kobble...a medium from a surreal Italian film made in the 1960s?

meet Bhisma, a psychic/prophet-type character from Federico Fellini's Juliet of the Spirits (1965). in the interview linked above, Nic Cage mentioned how he modelled the voice of Longlegs on the 'androgynous prophet' from this movie—and when you line up the clips together, you can really hear the inspiration!!

it's also worth noting Bhisma's repeated references to being 'beautiful', and how much she loves her hair and pale skin. she also chokes and breathes heavily, and swaps between this a light, airy way of speaking, to nasty and demonic. even Bhisma asking Juliet, 'Be honest, am I beautiful?' directly mirrors Dale's 'Do you find me beautiful?' in Fire, Fire, Fire, Hiss!! 🔥 no wonder Nic's performance as Longlegs is so iconic...what fantastic, unconventional source material! if anyone knows the name of Bhisma's actress, i'd love to know :3c