#in the life

[flame-cat]

youll never understand chilshi if u dont succumb to the inherent eroticism of two single middle-aged dads. the romance of it, even. (i could end the post here but i have real shit to say.)

of finding love when you think its too late, in the most unexpected of places. of having someone expect nothing of you but to be yourself, for a change. the beauty of a guy who loves to cook and a guy who carefully watches his weight. of a guy who has no discernment in people and a guy who is always looking out for himself. two guys who both care a lot, but dont always know how to express it.

[justmeinatree]

thirty, flirty, and thriving 🥳

[scavengerssuccotash]

Me to the tree that may or may not be responsible for me not having electricity atm, therefore depriving me of much needed caffeine and food.

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[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[parttimepunner]

Pour one out for a real one.

[flame-cat]

[annabelle--cane]

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

[flame-cat]

favorite juno-isms:

when he enters a room calling for someone but the room is empty so he just trails off their name and goes "... isnt. here?" like who r u saying that to sweet pea

"aw. :("

*growls*

when he's trying to piss someone off and u can FEEL his shit-eating grin

when he zones back in from an inner monologue

"... what."

voice cracks when he's upset giving him away so instantly

absolute shit pair of lungs. he's wheezing after 1 (one) flight of stairs

when he gets called out and starts sulking like the big baby he is

how easy it is for him to get caught up in a moment. see: him joining in on this "time for lunch" riot in the infernal grind, the countless times he's ignored the rest of the world because he's "on a roll", how easily he fell in with the aurinko family

the worst puns ever conceived by humankind

"ow. :/"

[justmeinatree]

why are there no clouds in the sky ? because god wants to watch his favourite band again 🩷

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[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.