#this happens a lot tbh

[dark-elf-writes]

Shoichi, waking up and seeing Verde standing threateningly over Byakuran’s bed: …

Shoichi: Dr Verde I have some ideas I would like to bounce off you, if you wouldn’t mind

Byakuran: Sho-chan! Are you selling me out for your science crush? What would Spanner think!

Shoichi: Spanner would tell me to offer your head on a silver platter for Dr Verde’s input

Later that day when Byakuran is pouting to Tsuna that his best friend sold him out for science

Tsuna: I’m sorry my uncle stole your best friend :/ is there anything I can do to help

Byakuran: Oh Tsu-chan~ I can think of a few things that would help

[lokiarsene]

When your Twitter feed does a thing.

[alex-just-vibing]

my leg just started shaking/bouncing up and down but not much and idk why?? it stopped quickly, maybe i was just oressing my foot too hard against the floor

[pleaseget-out]

[bunnieswithknives]

You made a little mess there bud

[hinamie]

playing around w slightly different hair renders

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[apostaterevolutionary]

Okay can I be a bitter Anders fan for like. Just 2 minutes here lmao

Cause bioware released some game stats for veilguard and apparently 72% of players redeemed Solas which is like. Okay yeah the game kinda pushes you towards that. But when I think of all the shit I used to have to put up with just for enjoying Anders like at all and…

(This is not me being anti-Solas, I do not care if you love or hate him, but I am gonna say what he’s done is like. Objectively worse than literally every other companion so lmao. And that’s fine! You can still enjoy him! I’m not saying you can’t and it’s important to me that people understand that! I’m just saying he did in fact do objectively morally worse things in game than Anders did and I don’t think that’s really debatable. And I can’t really make my point here without saying that but I do want to make it clear this is not some moral condemnation of Solas enjoyers cause it’s not)

Getting anon hate on the regular, being told “oh you’re allowed to like Anders as long as you regularly talk about how much he sucks”, people gleefully describing how much fun they have killing him ON your posts about the fact that you like him, the devs making jokes about shitty fates for him when fans asked innocent questions about him, the absolute audacity of his writer to say half the shit she did in interviews (about bisexuality and mental illness, most critically), and then being beaten over the head again in inquisition about how Anders is the worst character to ever exist and there’s no redemption for terrorists who lie to you one time in the entire game and he deserves death or worse and that’s it

And now… 72% of people are down to redeem the guy who lies to you for 2 games straight and who did a lot of questionable things that includes creating the fucking blight and. Like. I guess I’m glad that Solas fans can live in a world where they aren’t constantly harassed and can give their ship like. A pretty damn good ending all things considered. And that the devs love Solas and actually give the option for that happy ending and have characters go to bat for Solas throughout the game and the most annoying thing they have to see are people making scrambled egg memes. I would not wish anyone to have to deal with the shit Anders fans had to put up with back then cause it sucked. It really sucked. And I’m glad it’s not being repeated with a different character, if nothing else

But like. Man there really is a difference when the writers actually like the character who does the thing, huh

[starstruckodysseys]

never stop blowing up is so fun bc 99% of the time it’s near incomprehensible and high octane action and then every so often out of nowhere someone will make a character choice that sucker punches you in the gut. and then it’s back to the antics so fast you get whiplash

[hejee]

i really just wanna draw them shirtless

[lazycranberrydoodles]

memes i drew on my phone (cause class is kicking my ass) / follow if you don't want to get drenched in blood

[ashtonq247]

Just my fav heros- kind and empathetic ☺️ agile freaks of nature 🤩 Linchpins of their franchise 🥰🥹💜

Now I just need to find a hero who fits the bill and happens to be a middle child

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Hi!! Your Cherik is so good and gorgeous 🤩🤩 If you don't mind wanna try to draw some Fall of X Cherik please?

thank you so much !!

i have a couple of ideas relating to the fall of x period specifically since theres. A Lot i wanna play with, so i hope this lil thing may be a satisfactory start :]]

and the obligatory bonus:

[nukbody]

Resident lover reminded me of my true priority in life which is pulling milfs

[keicordelle]

Just in case anyone thought I was making up Thancred's willingness to prostitute himself out for the sake of his goals, I'm not. It's literally canon.

[TR: Have you heard the latest news? Moenbryda asked us to bring her a super rare ore, and Thancred found it in no time at all.]

[TR: At first, I was impressed, but then I discovered that a woman gave it to him in exchange for sexual favors. Isn't that scandalous?]

[TR: I don't know why Yda's reacting like that. I payed for that ore with my body*, even though that girl wasn't my type at all!]

* "payer de sa personne" is a turn of phrase that can mean more generally just "put in a lot of effort" or even "put your life on the line", but it does carry a very distinct sexual connotation to it, especially in a setup like this

[molinaskies]

An interesting “side effect” of the canonization of the “classic era” meaning “younger era” is that the classic era now reads as “cute fun times” before the core cast became teenagers/tweens and things got super, super complicated.

Because the characters are “younger,” there’s an air of “little rascal innocence” to everything they do now. The new releases like Mania and Superstars now feel like little throwbacks to the young heroes just learning how to work together and make a difference in the world.

I don’t think this is a bad thing at all.