#but welcome

[molinaskies]

An interesting “side effect” of the canonization of the “classic era” meaning “younger era” is that the classic era now reads as “cute fun times” before the core cast became teenagers/tweens and things got super, super complicated.

Because the characters are “younger,” there’s an air of “little rascal innocence” to everything they do now. The new releases like Mania and Superstars now feel like little throwbacks to the young heroes just learning how to work together and make a difference in the world.

I don’t think this is a bad thing at all.

[bugcitie]

mmmm

[punkrock-bottom]

Went to bed and woke up to 500 new followers omg hiiii :3

[future-boi]

AIGHT HEAR ME OUT. I’m adding onto the Murderer!Lorraine AU by imagining that in the beginning, George was deep in the friendzone with Lorraine. She was like nah fam.

And then the whole incident (Lorraine killing Biff in self defense) happens that night and it forced George and Lorraine to get together. So, they’re each other’s alibi for that night.

The guilt of knowing what happened, but also not wanting to turn Lorraine in is so 🤌✨🔥 AND the fact that George would be the #1 suspect cuz everyone knew Biff picked on him. It writes itself.

More art below:

🎶 Oh, I can't stop feeling. I want her love.

But all my dreaming is not enough... 🎶

🎶 I love my girl, but she ain’t worth the price...

No, she ain't worth the price... 🎶

— Yes she is, omg Georgie just let the kween slay 🙄😩

And then I was thinking about this song from Lorraine's POV 🤩🥰️ :

🎶 I used to like smoking to stop all the thinking, but I found a different buzz... 🎶

The Murderer Lorraine AU is everything to me rn. I’m obsessed with the ‘person gets what they want but its not what they actually wanted’ trope. And the kween gets to slay, so...

THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK. I rushed to finish this before the end of the month. with that being said I also got carried away and colored the first drawing 😂

Credit to @synthsays for creating the AU to begin with. 💘💘💘 It took over my thoughts. ☠️☠️☠️ ARE YOU PROUD?!!!

[highfunctioningflailgirl]

*pulls up chairs for the confused reddit refugees who’ve wandered into this blog by accident*

*hands them battered copies of Alexandre Dumas’ The Three Musketeers and a hot cup of cocoa*

Here.

Breathe.

Read.

And then rewatch The Musketeers, Supernatural, Star Trek Picard or Salvation with me to discuss man pain, freckled lips, existentialism and the smell of books.

[king-crawler]

I literally rewatched Wreck it Ralph a month ago and I was frankly surprised that there were still people that talked about this movie after more than a decade

I was like wait y’all are still alive 💀 wtf did I miss lol

GOOD CHOICE YAAY !!!! GLAD YOU REWATCHED IT ‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥

WE ARE DOING JUST FINE (coping)

Uhh I guess recently Turbo was voted the worst tumblr sexyman (on a small scale)

Disney released a plastic pathetic oldman king candy skin for their micro transaction racing game and everyone got mad

There are cool pins sometimes

[m0n0-t0n3]

Suddenly reached a sense of peace w myself

[cuprohastes]

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

The original story was lost. However, I have started re-writing it. The first part is here - If there's enough interest, I'll keep going.

[suzypfonne]

Before January 2025:

If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!

Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.

Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.

[malfoyesque]

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[nightvaleofficial]

[stinkybrowndogs]

My foster dog’s adventures in motherhood

[syrips]

SEE?>?? WHY DOES IT DO THIS??

does anyone else's android phone keep trying to persuade them to send a big scary crying cyclops with every text