29 - Queer - He/They - 18+Don't expect a coherent theme. Like myself, this blog is a mess. Punk rock in the streets, Depressed in the sheets.
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“Do it scared” “do it alone” what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo
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“the Pam to my Jim” “flirt to roast ratio” “fluent in sarcasm” “not political” “hobbies: travel” “debate me: the office or friends” “just here for your dog” “like Chandler and Monica” “girls on lexapro” “helen keller wasn’t real” “looking for a goth mommy” “pineapple does not go on pizza” “i’m a slytherin”
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Almost reblogged my own post I made 2 minutes ago because I already forgot I typed it and thought “wow op is so right” who want me
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The greatest fake invention sci fi ever came up with is the apparent lack of need for any kind of dusting. What happened to all the dust. There’s so fuckcing much of it I want it GONE
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rumors of an unknown fourth spider king have been circulating
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National pride is so embarrassing what do you mean you love your country? Sick pervert
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Spyro: Year of the Dragon (PS1, 2000)
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Slayyyter x Ayesha Erotica collab would stimulate my prostate a lil
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