#theyre not even dating yet

[bleh1bleh2]

When you find out your (boy)friend is planning on leaving tomorrow (and then he stupidly decides to surf the biggest wave in 30 years even though its storming)

[aigoosm]

HEAR ME OUT.

sect leaders lan sizhui, ouyang zizhen, and jin ling calling lan jingyi as “furen” as a joke, until it escalated and now the rest of their sects— respectively, calls him; lan–furen, ouyang–furen, and jin–furen. all because none of the sect leaders attempt to deny the rumors if lan jingyi is really gonna marry one of them and become their madame, and because the three of them secretly preens at jingyi getting called their furen. they are three dumb lovesick fools who are deeply infatuated with their best friend.

despite jingyi’s flustered state at every address towards him, it reached to a point that he got used to it and fully embraced his title(s). the three saw this as a tacit approval and began openly courting and initiative towards him.

lsz: “jingyi, can you stay for a little while? would you really allow this husband of yours to be left alone after his incessant efforts of finishing his paperwork?” sizhui teases fondly, his voice too soft that jingyi assumed it was genuine. jingyi pulls his hand away with a flush.

after jin ling bought him 5 chicken wings, before jingyi could even protest.

ljy: “jin ling! i can’t finish all of this!” he fusses. “you’ve been spending so much stuff for me since earlier, what’s up with you anyway?”

jin ling only directs him an amused glint in his eyes before humming,

jinling: “i can’t let them think i‘m neglecting their beloved jin–furen.” he says before wrapping his arm around the other’s waist.

the lanling jin sect members— especially the younger disciples, absolutely adore jingyi. since jin ling‘s reign as sect leader, the lanling jin sect transformed for the better, and he broke the cycle of shitty sect leaders. the younger disciples are made of majority of members jin ling personally handpicked and invited into the sect, and they’re fond and grateful towards him. because of this, they are very comfortable and friendly, and jin ling allows them to be informal and friendlier towards him as long as it's just him and his sect. the other trio were present during this, and are quite popular amongst them, especially jingyi. they are very fond of jingyi since he has much more time to visit, since the other two are sect leaders. the disciples have an inkling about their sect leader’s attraction towards jingyi. who knows, they probably call him jin–furen to appease their leader and hopefully deliver the message to jingyi’s dense ass.

i cannot think of any scenario for zizhen, but i can imagine that zizhen would act more.. soft and affectionate towards jingyi. aaa

[fallendoubt]

I can't get over how Jeremy's mom abandoned him and Jeremy was noticeably upset about it but then he later goes on to abandon Michael himself?

It's repetition compulsion and. ow. my heart hurts

not to mention he's clearly hurt but simultaneously also wonders why his dad can't "move on"?

plus the whole "getting abandoned by someone you love = not wearing pants" thing for Mr Heere and Michael

do you think Mr Heere saw the pattern and was like "I may not be able to save my marriage but maybe I can save my son's friendship that definitely has no romantic undertones"

[potahun]

I want to see an incident like this.

(I think B-kun and A-kun have many moments where they think "Eh? Was it like that between those two...? Are they dating??" and in fact they're not dating yet)

[cottoncandysprite]

Happy to say that I am back in my "every time I remember the ineffable husbands exist I have to sit down for a second" mindset

[forbiddentaako]

more monochrome practice I suppose

[milkbreadtoast]

o yeah btw i liked these guys from the latest crk update..... detective gays.... macaroni and cheese....🤭

[sonknuxadow]

theres multiple reasons i dont like s/urgeamy but one of the things ive seen people do with it that annoys me a bit is the idea that surge and kit are going to become good because surge is gonna fall in love with amy and thats gonna be her only motivation to change.. and im sorry but am i the only one who thinks it would suck so bad for such fun antagonists to instantly switch sides just because one of them was "fixed" by romance and no other reason

[marsbotz]

i ship inhun in a way that differwnt and more swagful than anyone else btw.

[mysimsyuri]

while im thinkin abt them heres a ship chart i did for funsies in ms paint

[splattacks]

i dont get people complaining about the slowburn on the green yuri manga but then again it might be an ace thing

[celestialrealms]

ngl its annoying as hell that in lucifer's recent event they wrote him in a completely rude and insufferable way and yet his event felt so much longer and more dragged out than asmo's that felt extremely short and sanitized. honestly feels like solmare is just... homophobically retching whenever they have to write asmo for any extended period of time, it's obnoxious

[jackals-ships]

also need everyone to know head is still full of Bees but im thinking about Isekai jackal who romanced Solas + that's part of why they fell So Hard So Fast even though they knew it was gonna end Like That

and they forget sometimes. that they romanced him in the game and they still have to DO that both bc the angst potential and. The Comedy Potential

[bmpmp3]

Getting into stuff that has a lot of pre-announced release dates is really good for me like vocal synthesizer products and new love live etc franchise music releases....I'll be lying in bed at like 2 AM with ur usual 20-something's fear and existentialism over time and the future and then I'll remember a piece of singing software or a new song related to cartoon characters I like is gonna come out like next month and I'm like 😌

[freebooter4ever]

i send my friend suggestions of tourist places to see in his new country (his contract was extended, lucky him!) or messages about friend of friends i have living there that he could maybe meet for fellow americans to talk to, and his response is always that he doesnt have time. and not in that exaggerated way that people do to seem busy. but in that bone tired way i recognize from him here in LA, that i recognize in myself.

[cheruv-ii]

Guys I'm rereading chap 1 of the restaurant au so I can start chap 2 I am so excited to release this it is so cute my god