#theyre both the worst. they can be the worst together.
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imagine ianthe's suffering rn. its so funny to me. girl all u wanted was power and i respect that but turns out that the side effect of power isnt the moral implications or whatever, its dealing with god's personal drama.
#ianthe/john dynamic is so fascinating and amusing to me.#theyre equally awful in such different ways#post-htn especially.#ianthe's so much for the grind for the power of it all yknow. theres only one person she cares about really.#and she has to deal with the most powerful guy ever being just a very sad very lonely wet kitty of a person.#i imagine at some point the (toxic codependant) instincts kick in and she starts like. genuinely caring for him#in the way she cares for people. which is by endlessly tormenting them#and he starts caring for her the way he cares for people which i can only assume is by constantly asking her if she hates him#theyre both the worst. they can be the worst together.#the locked tomb#tlt#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the first#saint of awe#htn#htn spoilers#harrow the ninth#john gaius
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Idk what theyve done to me but im posessed. I need to draw them
#love love love dark skinned marceline#harder to convey that shes pasty#but oh well#she slays anyways#shes wearing silver jewelery on purpose i like my irony#anyways shes studying in a whats it called#conservatoire#how do you say it in english#where you study music#and bubblegum is doubling in chem and physics like the stem kid she is#theyre both nerds#bubbline uni au is all my brain can think of atm#my flu riddled brain can only muster 'they study together' through the haze#im sick as a dog btw#my nose dripped the entire time i was scribbling this out#actually awful#worst feeling#but we live love laugh for bubbline#bubbline#princess bubblegum#marceline the vampire queen#bubblegum x marceline#adventure time#wlw#chiquilines draws
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i love laslow and nyx’s supports and i love how they go from trauma dump central in the b support




to making fun of their angst in the a


like theyre soooo lame and it makes me emo and every time i watch this support i kick my feet and twirl my hair theyre SOOOOOOO SICKENING. WHO WROTE THIS. WHOOOOOOO
#ann plays fates#THIS IS MY LAST GAMEPLAY (‘gameplay’ im reading supports and nothing else) POST OF THE NIGHT I SWEAR#IM DONE#i just have a lot of meaningless thoughts im having a lot of fun#i forgot how much i love these characters its been so long#but yeah i feel like i post about this convo a lot but its always just a different part of it#but its not my fault the whole thing is SO good#i love them so much… definition of comfort hets#even if theyre both definitely bisexual#las also has like aspec stuff going on as well but thats neither here nor there#theyre just sooooo…#im so into the ‘seeing the worst in yourself but the best in the other person’ thing#and they do it so well#bc its like u see their angst and where it comes from and it really is all so unfathomable#and with laslow like obviously the other two could feel the same but hes very much the most introspective of the three#and ive talked about it before but his relationship with death is very different than the other two#and so i think for him to get wrapped up in his own self loathing with this is so much fun#AND ALSO THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU FIGURE OUT HE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR LEAVING THE BAD TIMELINE?!#HE DOESNT TALK ABOUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE (to my knowledge?!)#and then with nyx i feel like a lot of her supports are about her helping others#which makes sense! she wants to repent and this is how shes doing it#but i think for laslow to come along and tell her there is someone like her out there (him!!) can help her come out of her isolation a bit#and its j really sweet#I LOVE THEMM I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME#also i LOVE two of the saddest people in the army coming together and making the happiest cutest daughter ever#two characters so moon and stars adjacent having a sunny baby… STOPPPPP#another episode of ann making up shit thats not even close to canon#i feel like ppl often say ‘laslow is fates’ best character’ ‘nyx is so well written!’#and yet no one ever reads their convo together which is a shame bc even if its j platonic i think its a really important one for both#anyways tag limit. i only reach it when talking about them…
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In the Amon stays in CCG AU Shironeki will get jealous with Haise because Haise gets to talk/work/eat with Amon and he doesn't??? 😭😭 Guy be sitting in a chair chanting "it should have been me"
WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY?? I also spent way too much time on this um?? Enjoy
#tokyo ghoul#tg#tg:re#haise sasaki#kaneki ken#amon koutarou#amoneki#amonsasa#amoneki doodles#i'm allergic to coloring can you tell#god poor haise lmao#haise not only has to deal with jealous ccg coworkers (points at ishida's amon valentines day arts)#but he has to deal with this salty little Creature in his head#he stares at him from across the room whenever theyre doing stuff together its the Worst#kaneki's relieved out of his mind that amon is alive but does it really have to be like This#let it be known that if you send an ask there is a Decent Chance i will spend way too long doing a response doodle (instead of my homework)#i both love these two and hate math and i was enabled by an ask so this is the result#amonsasa CCG AU
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masato being grossed out by jo and masumi being together is so funny because. who do you think gave him The Talk? masumi braces himself to teach his son about safe sex and masato cannot leave the room faster. third worst day of his life
NOO BECAUSE THE OTHER DAY I WAS THINKING OF THE INEVITABLE SCENARIO OF MASATO GETTING 'THE TALK' AND IT MADE ME UGLY LAUGH
#snap chats#THIRD WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE#UNDOUBTEDLY arakawa gave him the talk. To Them Both arakawa is masato's DAD dad right#would be funny as hell if sawashiro was there too tho.... whole family's getting a sex ed class ☠️#the mental image of masato desperately trying to wheel himself out of the room is going to make me throw up laughing#he tryna be lightning mcqueen SOOOOOO badly with how hard he tryna push his wheels#i could only burst a lung at the thought of sawashiro /trying/ to explain sex. like son HE barely understands how it works#he does not have the tact to explain it to a teenager Do Not Let Him Try. or let him it'll be funny#THE COMEDY OF THE POTENTIAL OF THE WHOLE 'remember to use protection' BIT IS LAVEKJLKJVE#1.) we're revisiting the Can Masato Fuck discussion 2.) Neither Of These Two Used Protection. Not Sawashiro Anyway#sawashiro sweating in the corner just. Yeah Uh. Yeah It's Pretty Important. You Don't Want To End Up In A Situation Youre Not Prepared For#and he got a fuckin thousand yard stare im gonna throw up#SEE IF THEYRE BOTH IN THE ROOM AND MASATO IS LIKE 'oh theyre definitely together' THEN THE PROGRESSION OF HORROR#EVEN IF THEYRE NOT BUT MASATO STILL HAS SUSPICIONS HE'S JUST 👁️🗨️👁️🗨️ never looks at them the same again#god. the more i think of it the dangerously close i get to opening google doc#its just so funny... ive never gotten The Talk as a kid tho so. uh. i have research to do
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saw you rbed that shipping bingo a while ago so you dont have to answer this but davris?
i woke up got on tumblr immediately and saw this. i will never not answer a question about davris.
#davris#homestuck#q+a with vel#Anonymous#tag later#I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE A LITTLE......#i dont think theyd hate me for shipping them i think theyd just be confused. at FIRST.#then after they get together theyd be down with it#also hemmed and hawed over whether or not kissing could fix them and ultimately decided it could#dont get me wrong theyre both still clinically unwell. but now its just in a way that doesnt affect other people negatively ADSJHAG#except sometimes it does because i DO love it when dave is a prick that cant help himself when it comes to terrible women.#and just how terrible she can be (i can make her) is a big fat spectrum#and sometimes its just FUN to have her genuinely be the worst person in the world
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There is two side of the philever fandom:
The "Genius Forever and Old Man Phil"
And
The "Hardcore Philza and Silly [yandere] wet cat"
[The poly fans are here too /patpat]
AND THEN WE ALL UNITED FOR THE GREATEST "They are two great dads watching the sunset"
Forevers character is so funny. Competent, rich, genious man, who is cracked at the craft and cares deeply for his family. He uses his huge brain to protect the eggs at all costs. He is thoughtful, determined and consistent in his goals.
Enter Phil. A random gremlin of a man who happens to look like someone Forever knows.
Proceed to reduce Forever to a complete idiot. This man is now feral for one thing only - the love of a man whos only traits are violence on sight and boosh boosh.
#obviously phils character is much more than that but like. charicatures.#and its perfect for old man jokes#i love c!forever and c!phil so much theyre both motivated by the same goal but phil acheives it by stabbing while forever by strategising#and in both cases someone dies#how cute#the bit is great but imagine what they could acheive if they were competent together#ONLY ONE CAN HAVE THE NEURON PER DAY#and its missa#THATS THE WORST [okno but outside of the poly even#imagine this cringefailer minecraft wet male cat trying to use the neuron to help his husband#and he just- he has SUCH A BAD LUCK#]#qsmp#qsmp philza#qsmp forever#philever#this was written before cellbits betreyal i just need forever to feel love and care or i will cry and never recover#i woke up one day with forever as my little autism interest. rest assured i will never shut up about him <3#i feel like forever is a little bit the autism interest of everyone right now#i have so many ships and content here about him#I LEAVE FOR MILK AND COME BACK TO SEE THE NEW CELLBIT/FOREVER IN MY HOUSEBLR#BUT LIKE#EVERYWHERE#Its ALL OVER THE HOUSE#Its EATING THE HOUSEBLR#they are termites#one is called forever#and the other cellbit#and is trying to infiltrate the red ants
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okay hear me out. what do our beloved pro players go on to do after retirement? Specifically Neil and Kevin, because I don't think these to could or want to do something that is entirely removed from exy. Sure Kevin has history but I really don't see this man ever making it his job.
So Kevin and Neil have a habit of watching exy games together and I like to think they still do it after graduation whenever they can. It's just their idea of hanging out. Over the years they start commenting on the game more and more and have silly little arguments and debates that get way too heated because it's them. Kevin needs to be right and Neil likes to start shit now and then. As a treat.
One day, at a meeting with the other foxes shortly before their retirement from exy (not out of free will) someone complains that sports commentators are way too formal, they should just let them call a player a moron if they wanted to. Let them be honest. Let them go apeshit. Someone else says Yeah I wish they were more like Neil and Kevin when theyre watching exy together it'd be way more entertaining that way. And well. It's both the worst and best idea they've ever had. Good thing wymack is already gray.
Podcast or radio or talkshow or live TV hell even twitch for all I care but they start doing live exy commentary. Neither of them can shut up about exy and the insane brainrot these two have bouncing off of eachother is unparalleled. It's perfect. Match made in hell. There's a lot of silly arguments, debates taken way too seriously and (mostly well meant) insults thrown around, which makes it VERY entertaining to watch.
They also invite other people onto their little show as guests and that just makes it even more chaotic.
Bonus points if it does well enough and finds its way on TV it would get Ichirou off their backs for another few years at least
#I'm aware this is silly and unrealistic for them but the comedic potential is too good#I havent written anything in years but now I wanna write episodes from a show / livestream like this 😭#aftg#kevin day#neil josten#tfc#all for the game#I don't even watch talkshows or listen to podcasts
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Hello I very much enjoy your writing! Idk if this is where I can put in my request for the game but here it is:
Silver (kid) and (mentions of indigo killer) with prompt: “You're not taking me to bed. Not now, not ever”
I imagine kid’s flirting would come off as bullying. Leading to a rivalry where reader thinks he’s a hot asshole and wants to one-up him. And kid just CANNOT express his feelings and keeps it going to be close to them. Leading to this sexual tension between them that needs to be broken before they both perish from their bottled up feelings.
Again I love your writing! Keep it up!
Not Ever (18+)

THANK YOU FOR THIS REQUEST! (one of my favorites that I got hehe)
Pairing: Eustass Kid x Female Reader
WC: 2700
Prompt: “You’re not taking me to bed. Not now, not ever.”
TW: unprotected sex, angst, enemies to lovers, arrogant asshole kid, but also softie kid... oral, f receiving, nipple play, kissing, pet names, cream pies, emotions to an extent, theyre so cute idk? it's porn!
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Your captain drove you mad.
He was crass. Gross. Rude. Loud. Vulgar. Argumentative. Hard-headed. Huge. Muscular. Handso-
No.
He was a dick.
In every possible opportunity, Kid was a dick.
You ended up hitching a ride on the Kid Pirates ship for a few weeks and somehow found yourself never leaving after they realized you had advanced medical knowledge, being a nurse on your former island. You enjoyed the company of the crew and the dangerous life on the high seas excited you to no end. The only thorn in your side was the pain-in-the-ass captain. He busted everyone’s balls in the crew, but you knew he picked on you more than the others…
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“Oi! Y/n!” The harsh voice of Eustass Kid rung out on the deck, cutting through the crashing waves and pouring rain. “Pick up the fuckin’ slack! If we end up at the bottom of the sea in this storm I’ll raise you from the dead just so I can kill ye again!”
A loud crack of thunder sounded and flash of lightning lit up the ship.
“Wire hasn’t pulled a single rope and you’re yelling at me, ya shit bag?” You shout back, heaving coil after coil of sail rope over your shoulder, desperately trying to pull the sail down in the storm to keep the Victoria Punk from capsizing. “We wouldn’t be stuck in this if you hadn’t pissed off everyone in the Grand Line and had to take the scenic route!”
“Less yappin’ more haulin’!” He barks back.
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“Get off me, ye fuckin' harpy, I’m fine!” Kid slurs out, clutching the bleeding, open wound on his chest.
“Hey dick-nose! You told me I was here to be your fuckin’ medic, so let me be a fuckin’ medic!” You shout as you haul Kid’s massive body onto the medical table.
“Urrgg-“ Kid groans.
You quickly grab a surgical needle and thread along with antiseptic and antibiotic ointment. You thread the needle nimbly and start to close up the gash.
“OW!” Your captain yells and lurches forward. “You ain’t have any anesthetic?”
“Big bad worst generation pirate captain needs an anesthetic for some stitches?” You ask with a cocked head.
“I’m still human, you bitch!” He snarls.
“Here, pour this-“ You hand him a bottle of vodka from under the surgical table.
Kid rips the bottle from your hand and chugs it til it’s near empty. He winces and sighs.
“Alright I’m ready.” He says, wiping the liquor from the sides of his mouth.
“Oh that’s not-“ You begin. “You know what, fuck it.” You say as you begin to stitch up his chest wound.
Kid winces each time the needle pierces his skin to pull it together. A silence comes over the room.
“You need to be more careful.” You say softly, carefully focused on sewing up the gash.
“You don’t know shit about what I need.” Kid says with his eyes squeezed shut. “I’m the captain. I make the rules.”
“Yeah, well… maybe your rules suck sometimes…” You say as you continue to sew up the injury across Kid’s chest.
Kid lets out a deep exhale. Silence falls again. After a few more minutes, you finish the last stitch and pull your hands away.
“Hey-“ Kid says as he sits up and suddenly grabs your wrist, so small in his large hand.
“Yeah?” Your head turns to meet his gaze. You hold each other’s eyes for a moment… there was something different in the way he was looking at you right now…
“… nothing.” Kid says and drops your wrist. He slings his legs over the side of the medical table and hops down. He storms out of the room without so much as a ‘thank you.’
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You belly up to the wooden bar in the galley of the ship with a sigh. Killer was washing dishes at the sink when he heard you plop on a stool and turns around.
“Long day, huh?” He asks, drying a beer stein with a dish towel.
“When is it not?” You huff. “Can I get a beer?” You ask tiredly.
Killer nods and takes the clean beer glass over to the keg against the wall and fills it to the rim with amber bubbles. He slides it from across the bar into your waiting palm. You grip the glass and start to bring it to your dry lips. Before the glass could touch your mouth, the door the galley swung open and slammed against the wall.
“Hey piss-pots, I need a drink.” Captain Kid’s massive, fiery haired frame came barreling through the doorway. You roll your eyes, irritated that your moment of peace was interrupted.
Kid stomps up to you at the bar, huge black jackboots clanging against the wooden floor. He rips the beer from your grasp.
“Hey-!” You shout in protest, but it was too late. Kid brought your beer to his lips and begins to chug. He drank with such voracity that the beer seeped from the sides of the rim and trickled down his chin and neck. You watched as the beverage spilled down his thick neck, Adams apple bobbing with each gulp. Your eyes were drawn as the droplets traveled down to his exposed chest… so toned and wide… ew what?
He finishes the beer, slams the glass back down on the counter and lets out a massive belch.
You grimace.
“Fucking pig.” You sneer.
You hear Killer sigh heavily and he grabs the glass to refill it for you.
“What? I’m thirsty.” Kid grins cheekily at you.
“You’re disgusting is what you are.” You add. Killer gives you back a full glass of beer. “And I’m supposed to drink this after his filthy mouth touched it?”
“You’d hate to hear the shit I do to your toothbrush after you go to bed, then.” Kid laughs. “Killer, get me another drink.”
Killer grabs two more glasses before filling one for himself and another for his captain. After handing the stein to Kid, the captain takes a few heavy gulps and drains the cup halfway before setting it back down on the counter. You scoff and pick up your own glass and move to hop off your barstool.
“Where ye headed little one?” Kid asks and takes another drink.
“Away from you.” You respond coldly.
“You’ll stay and drink with me. Captain’s orders.” He commands.
You pause.
You settle yourself back onto the stool and take a drink.
“You’re an ass.”
“I’m your captain, that’s what matters.” He says without looking at you.
You roll your eyes again.
“How is it you’ve gotten this far in the Grand Line acting like such an incompetent prick?” You ask before you take another gulp from your beer.
“Y/n…” Killer says with warning.
“How is it that you’ve lived this long without me throwing your ungrateful, bratty ass overboard?” Kid shoots back at you.
You were too busy chugging your beer to respond.
“Most likely because you can’t stop thinking about her bratty ass itself.” Killer says casually as he lifts his mask to drink his beer.
“Oi? What’re you implyin’ then?” Kid asks with a growl across the bar top.
“I’m not implying shit. We’re all tired of the tension between you two and wish you’d just take her to bed already.” Killer informs his captain and best friend.
“HAH!” You laugh out lout, spraying droplets of beer from your lips across the table. “Like I’d let that happen.” You turn to your captain as you drain your drink. “You’re not taking me to bed. Not now, not ever.” You chuckle as you push your glass towards Killer indicating for him to pour you a fresh one.
“Yeah? Like I’d ever bed this fuckin’ nightmare.” Kid slurps down more alcohol as he puts his thumb out to gesture towards you. “All she does is bitch at me all day.”
“Bitch at you? You mean care about your well-being?” You scoff. “Gods forbid anyone care about wether you live or die!” You take several heavy drinks from your glass.
“It’s not your business wether-“ Kid starts.
You rise from your stool and set your beer down.
“I’m going to bed, I’ve had enough idiocy for one evening.” You leave the galley to head to your room.
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“Good riddance, I’d say.” Kid remarks with another gulp of liquor.
A few silent seconds go by after the clink of the stein hits the wooden bar top.
“Go get her.” Killer sighs. “If you don’t do it now, you’ll push her even further away.”
“I don’t know what the hell you’re-“
“Oh shut up. Go find her.” Killer states and grabs the glass from his captain’s grip.
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You make your way across the dark, silent deck towards the crew’s quarters before you heard the galley door swing open behind you.
You stop in your tracks and turn.
It was Kid.
“What now? Come to ridicule me some more?” You call out with your hands on your hips, tired of your captain's antics.
Kid silently storms up to you.
His metal arm suddenly grips your waist and pulls you flush to him. You look up into his eyes, they were fiery and determined.
“Captain.. I-“ You stammer out, suddenly breathless for some reason.
Kid brings his flesh hand to the back of your head and pulls your face into his and smashes your lips together.
“Mmmph!” You whimper out with wide eyes as you realize what’s happening.
What was happening?
Your arrogant, idiot, asshole captain was kissing you in plain sight on the ship’s deck. Before you knew it you were being swept off your feet and over Kid’s shoulder.
“Kid! What the fuck!” You holler out while draped over Kid’s back.
“Hush up for once!” He calls out and smacks your ass lightly on his shoulder. You yelp.
You were being hauled through the ship’s belly and into the captain’s quarters. You had never been here before. You were flung suddenly against the door of Kid’s room as he shut it behind him. His heavy metal arm held up your body as he attacked your neck with his mouth, nipping and sucking harshly against your soft flesh. Instinctively you bring your hands up to his long, red hair and weave your fingers through it.
Kid suckles on your pulse point and you gasp.
“Captain!”
“Enough of that.” Kid growls. “You know what to call me.” He licks down the center of your sternum.
Kid grips your blouse and bra at once and rips them to pieces with ease, leaving your body exposed to him.
“Kid!” You shout in protest, it was one of your favorite bras.
“That’s more like it…” He coos as he sucks one of your nipples into his red lips.
You body is pushed further against the wooden door as he ravishes your breasts, suckling on one and kneading the other in his palm. Your head rolls back as you sigh, letting the pleasure overtake you.
Kid rips your body from the door and tosses you onto his red velvet comforter. He pulls your panties down forcefully and shoves his own coat off his shoulders. Before you could register the change, your captain’s head was between your legs lapping at your slit hungrily.
You gasp.
His tongue breaches your hole and you arch your back.
“Gods! Fuck! Kid!” You cry out.
You writhe against Kid’s face and he brings his lips to suckle your clit, making your thighs tense further.
“Mmmph… so much sweeter than I imagined…” Kid says with a long lick up your slit, the tip of his tongue dancing across your clit teasingly. He pushes a thick finger into your entrance and crooks it up into your sweet spot as he laves his tongue over your sensitive nub.
“Shit… I-“ You slam your eyes shut and throw your head back.
“Yeah yeah, I know baby, let it go, come on…” Kid goads you in between suckles and kisses on your clit. He eventually shuts up and focuses on bringing you to your peak.
Your core spasms and you release all over your captain’s face. You moan and writhe under the hot touch of Kid’s flesh and the cold grip of his metal arm around your hips. You return to reality after your powerful climax and see Kid’s smug face hovering over yours, having removed the rest of his clothing. His massive cock bobbed heavily against your slit, weeping in wait.
“Ow..” You wince, feeling the hard metal of his prothetic wrist dig into your flesh.
“Aye… you alright?” He asks, a foreign expression of concern decorating his painted face.
“Take that damn thing off… Be with me…” You gasp out, referring to his metal arm.
“I…” He looks to his arm then to your face again. “Okay..” Kid removes his metal arm and slides it next to the bed. “I… I wouldn’t do that… if it wasn’t… you…” He hesitates as he hovers over you again, leaning on his good arm.
“I know…” You say and you reach your arm down to grip his member to line it up with your soaked entrance. “Please…” You plead as you press his mushroom tip into your hole, stretching it slightly.
Kid presses his forehead to yours and pushes himself into you.
The two of you both gasp and moan as he bottoms out inside of your wet, stretched cunt. Your mouth stays wide open as you adjust to the intrusion, Kid grunts and pants as he grinds his hips into yours. You’re full beyond all comprehension as you claw at your captain’s shoulders.
Kid starts to thrust shallowly and you moan embarrassingly loud, he was bigger than anyone you’ve ever taken.
“Shit- fuck- Oomph!” Kid collapses on top of you.
He had lost balance on his arm and fallen forward.
“I- Sorry- I-“ Your captain fumbles over his words all while still inside of you.
You rip him back by his hair and kiss him with fervor. While your tongue slid into his mouth your flipped him onto his back. After adjusting to the new position, you rode him softly and passionately while kissing him and massaging his chest. Kid pulls his head back into the pillows away from your lips.
“Gods, you’re so fuckin’ perfect aren’t ye?” He regains his confidence and grips your hip with his flesh hand. “My everything…” Kid sighs out dreamily as he watches you bounce up and down on his cock. “So beautiful…” He admires you and moves his hand from your waist to bring your face back down to his and kisses you.
You feel your peak approaching again and pull back. You gasp and grind your hips down harder.
“You’re going to cum again? I can feel it…” Kid plants his feet and starts to thrust upwards into you. You’re tipped over and you cry out.
“Kid!” You scream with your head thrown back.
“Me too, baby, me too… shit-“ Kid grips the back of your neck and pulls you down on him impossibly hard. You feel the pulse of his hard cock and rope after rope of sticky spend fill your insides as you pant and moan, not caring who else could hear you on the ship.
“oh…” You whisper, exhausted after your climax. You fall forward, your breasts falling directly into Kid’s face. He catches you with a hand around your back and pulls you in to lay at his side.
A few moments of heavy breathing go by before you break the silence.
“We should probably talk abo-“ You begin.
“You stay here now.” Your captain interrupts you. You pick your head off Kid’s chest in interest.
“Oh?” You ask.
“You’re mine. My pirate queen. I’ll have Killer move your stuff in tomorrow.” Kid says as he gently pulls your head back down into his pecs.
“I can very well move my own-“ You start before Kid interrupts you again.
“You’ll be busy tomorrow… very busy…” Kid looks down at you with a wicked grin.
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#one piece#one piece fanfiction#one piece anime#one piece fanart#one piece live action#one piece netflix#one piece fandom#one piece smut#eustass captain kidd#eustass x reader#eustasscaptainkid#eustass kid#captain kid#one piece kid#kid pirates#one piece eustass#eustass captain kid
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I saw someone say that Viktor constantly reaching out to Jayce and trying to get him on his side after he initially left him and after Jayce fought, rejected and shot at him makes no sense but i disagree.
Imho jayce and viktor are incredibly, INSANELY codependent, they were each others closest contact for nearly a decade, saw each other every day, single mindedly worked towards the same goal, etc. Their lives immediately take a nosedive once theyre even slightly separated from each other (viktor nearly dies, jayce kills a kid, viktor atomises sky and then nearly kills himself, jayce lands in apocalypse land and viktor starts a cult). They instinctively always act like theyre still partners, even when theyre clearly supposed to be enemies because not being together feels unnatural to them.
Jayce doesnt act consciously when reviving viktor using the hexcore and YES viktor is hurt and distressed bc he was essentially turned into rio and he feels like he needs to leave, but then what? He probably finds out about jayces disappearance a few days later and is like "oh no, oh fuck, i know I left HIM, but i didnt want this" i mean he probably thought jayce was dead.
So for a few months he builds his commune and deliberately integrates sentimental things about his and jayces partnership (his 'home' looks like the hexgates, hes still wearing the blanket, for some reason theres a forge in the commune) which, imho, shows hes mourning and missing jayce in his own way. (A special personal hc of mine is that he grew out his hair out of grief). And in the pit we have jayce sobbing and crying bc he misses both mel and viktor so much.
So jayce reappears and viktors like "heeeyyyy bestie, oh my god, i missed u come visit me!!!" And jayce is rightfully confused like "didnt YOU break up with ME?" and viktor is like "nooo, hahaha, i was crazy back then, just forget about it, pls visit me?" And is only mildly concerned by jayce killing one of his followers (and then hes also mostly concerned about jayce, not salo lol)
Then jayce arrives and shoots him and its very painful bc viktor fully didnt expect jayce to hurt him! Hes so shocked 😭
Anyways after that Viktor "attacks" (more like "does a mating dance for") jayce in the council room and AGAIN asks him to join his emo band and is AGAIN shocked and hurt when jayce genuinely fights back and rejects him. Viktor is temporarily hurt and gives singed the ok to start the process.
And then as the fully transformed herald he STILL talks about how happy he is to see jayce and doesnt really put any effort into neutralising him. Like he could have just shot him hbxhnxgkhfj
All the while we have jayce talking big talk about stopping viktor, but when it comes down to it?? He doesnt manage to take him out and still talks to him. And then he sees Viktor in the astral realm and once there is a SLIVER of hope hes immediately like "oh thank god i can stop trying to kill him, this was never going to work"
All of this isnt contradictory to me. It means that both of them actually know that they should be on opposing sides now, they start acting according to the idea that the other one is now an enemy, they make plans accordingly, but when it comes down to it theyre reluctant to actually follow through bc that would mean a life without the other and thats worse than staying enemies forever.
Viktor kept reaching out, hoping to be partners again after MULTIPLE rejections and jayce couldnt bear to kill viktor or to let him die alone. Being apart from each other is quite literally the worst thing for either of them, so the instinct to reach out to each other will always take over.
#thats very wordy and rambly but i had to put it into words#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#m
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Dickroy hcs..?
Ohoh, I got a ton !
This gonna be embarrassingly long and split into categories
Silly-and-not-so-silly HCs :
- Roy always falls first but Dick always falls harder
- Roy was Dick’s bi-awaking, Roy on the other hand sort of always knew that he was into both genders
- Thanks to @skittlejustwannahavefuns, Roy’s half-Irish and gifted Dick a claddagh ring and they still both wear it to this day (they change the sense whenever they need to)
- One of their love languages is to teach their mother tongues to the other. It means that Dick spent hours teaching Roy romani and a mix of Spanish and calò, while Roy would teach Dick both Irish and Navajo
- Roy is afraid of heights but he still brought Dick on unofficial dates on top of the highest buildings in whatever city they were operating in. He tried to pretend he was fine but Dick absolutely knew and found that hilarious every time so he just let him do it (blame @empressyu123 for this one)
- They spent hours working on fighting strategies and technics that could mix both of their strengths
- Sometimes, after every Titan would have left their hideout and it was just them, Roy would play random jazz musics on their speakers and invite Dick to dance on the training mat
- As the only normal humans on the Titans most of the time, if not all the time, they relate to each other in a way no other members can with each of them (doesn’t mean they don’t have strong bonds with the other titans at all, but there’s just some stuff you can’t always relate with some but can with others)
- They can’t escape from the other’s knowing gaze and even if they try to pretend and hide their problems, the other always call him out
- Current dickroy dynamic would be one of an old divorced couple. They keep arguing but you can see just how much history they have together
- Before all the shits they both went through they were more like an old married couple
Dickroy’s numerous issues HCs :
- Because of the elite society Dick was thrown in, he developed a bad case of internalised homophobia as he wanted to fit in so hard and have a similar play-boy persona like Bruce’s (who definetely has had a few flings with men but Dick only ever saw how mean some people were about it)
- This internalised homophobia is what makes Dick pushes Roy away and be on the defensive with him (also because the guy can be insufferable) but it’s also what brings them closer once Roy understands Dick’s problem
- Surprisingly, Dick was the first one to say "I love you"
- They never established that they were together at any point because they’ve never discussed it either. They’re on constant on’s and off’s and even after all these years neither know where they stand with the other
- They can be the worst for each other but they’ll always come back to the other. They’re like magnets, the sun and the moon, stuck in each other’s orbits and they cannot escape
- If I had to use one word to describe their relationship it would be : bittersweet
- Theyre like a broken record, doomed to repeat the same music that slowly grows out of synch until it starts over
- Dick has that stupid defence mechanisms where he acts like a bitch and pushes people away and if at first it worked especially well on Roy, now the guy is completely immune to it so if Dick really wants to escape, he has to draw fists
- On the other hand, one of Roy’s defence mechanisms is his fists and Dick has become an expert at knowing when Roy is using it or when he just want to blow off some steam after a long day
Dickroy and Lian HCs :
- Dick helped Roy with Lian for the first few months of her life with her dad. When they would walk with Lian in her stroller people would sometimes congratulate them for their adorable baby. Neither ever corrected them, they thought it was funny as hell
- When Lian didnt want to sleep, Roy would use Dick (without his knowledge) by saying that "If you don’t go to sleep, Uncle Dick will not teach you that trick he promised to teach you the other day!" It worked everytime
- Dick and the Titans are responsible for half of Lian’s ugly shirts in her wardrobe. Roy actually tried to dress his kid well but failed because of them
- Dick and Donna were the first two people outside of the Arrows to know about both Lian’s death and return
- it eats Dick alive to know that Lian was right under his nose for all those years and he didn’t know
- Roy moved to Gotham City instead of the Titans to stay with Lian (current Roy is a fucking fraud, he told her nothing would separate them anymore and then he’s off to the titans ??? Be fr). It’s kinda how current Dick and Roy start to really reconnect after all those years they spent away from the other (and maybe they fall in love all over again who knows)
Ok now without transition
Dickroy’s respective deaths HCs :
- Dick learns about Roy’s death wayyy later than everyone else because he was Ric at that time (I think ??) and once he discovers it, he’s CRUSHED. It’s like he’s re-living Jason’s death all over again because just like for Jason he missed his funeral, nobody told him and he discovers it on accident
- It’s during that time that his family kinda really understand the nature of his bond with Roy. Jason and Dick find themselves both in front of Roy’s grave and Dick is wearing an old coat he kept from Roy’s outsiders days and Jason is like "huh.. ok I see"
- When Roy comes back, Dick believes he’s hallucinating him and kinda freaks out when he realises he’s not
- Officially, Dick never blamed Wally for Roy’s death. Unofficially however… he just got that lingering anger and resentment toward him until Roy comes back (doesn’t mean he cut ties with him. They were still friends but there was this unspoken feeling floating around that used to make every of their interactions suffocating)
- Dick’s death was devasting for Roy as well. He felt terribly alone without his daughter already but this was the nail to the coffin. He was very close to relapse again because of it
- When Dick comes back, he doesn’t tell Roy or the Titans that it was Bruce’s idea first but since they know him, they push for answers and eventually Dick caves in and now everyone is mad at Bruce
- Roy was just mad about the fact that it took so long for Dick to reach out once his mission with Spyral was over but never about the fact he faked his death (even when he didn’t know the actual reason)
Annnd I think I’ll stop there because damn that’s already a whole book
Hope you enjoyed my silly headcanons about Dickroy !! Please free me from them
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Anyways incorporating new saint hcs into my semi au Sliver lore means that now saint gets to continuously experience ascending Sliver forever 👍
#rat rambles#rain posting#along with everything else theyve ever experienced yay#here have some other miscellaneous saint hcs while Im thinking abt them#as Ive said before I like to think that they are physically and mentally quite young and mostly act on what motions theyve taken before#which since their existence is infinite and all that jazz it mostly means that they carry both the same actions and the same emotions#across all moments of their existence#they don't rly understand the things they do or the mental states they achieve as they have a hard time focusing on any given moment#it also doesn't help that the more they think the more their thoughts overlap with all that has been and all that there ever will be#plus theyre y'know. a slugcat. so generally they arent super built to deal with smth this complex#no one rly would be but especially not some adolescent slugcat#I also dont think of them as cruel or mean in nature#I generally think of them as fairly kind when they can be#not that its easy for them to act on it#theyre also ofc generally extremely frail and sickly but thats mostly due to how thin theyre stretched out#their body doesnt age but it still is clearly strained under the pressure of an eternal existence#anyways for a complete change in tone I also like to imagine their fur isnt actually like mammal fur#idk quite how to describe the vision in my head but think of it as kind of like thick insulated foam almost?#its actually prone to getting gooey and melty when its too warm#they do have quite sensitive skin underneath the coat so its important to keep the coat clean while taking care to not disturb it too much#hense their long thin tongue thats often used for careful and precise grooming#or at least thats the idea. saint doesn't actually take very good care of their coat and its often left worse for wear as a result#a more typical fluffy slugcat would usually be able to survive in the worst of the blizzard's that appear in saint's campaign#in fact in my hcs there are actually plenty of slugcats whove built large communities together in such climates with the advantage that#they can afford to emerge during the blizzards to stockpile on food and then hide away during the calm times#it's not uncommon for groups that hibernate together to eat their coats to recycle nutrients and ensure they won't overhead during their#shared hibernation together#their coats will usually grow back during that time and are usually grown enough to handle the outside world again by the time they need to#communal grooming is also extremely common as maintaining their skin health is one of the most important parts of their survival
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heart: you like him. you definitely like him. my impulse to shove you two into a closet together has never been higher
mind, being a bold-faced liar: i hate religious people
anyway nonromantic mindsoul. anyway no matter if its romantic or not the pining would be. so bad. so bad it would be toxic. shows up on geiger counters kind of aggressive. heart would be like 'idk what you two have going on but fix it' and mind would hit him with a metal bat
#prev so real#he wants to Die it is SO FUCKING ANNOYING#and everytime he asks them about it they just. they argue in the worst ways possible#he doesn't even care that mind isn't giving him as much attention as he did before#or that soul seems receptive to mind in a way he never was to heart#or that it doesn't even matter what heart and mind/soul did together because theyre making their own rituals#he doesn't even care he isn't even jealous he isn't even mad that theyre showing more emotion to each other than they ever did to him#(he does and he is.)#it's just. he wants them to shut up and resolve it already#(he wants them to shut up so he can pretend like they care about him.)#('does mind even miss me?' he asks to the empty wall where a mirror should be- wrapping bandages around his wounds#of course theyre his fault. of course they are. even so. even so.#mind isn't there to wrap them up.#it seems stupid he thought mind liked him in the first place. after all he never said anything about it. heart just shouldntve thought-#anything of it. of course. of course heart is the wrong one. he always is.)#<- note i'm not saying with mindsoul either would necessarily sacrifice their relationships w heart#of course they can interact with him just as much as they did before and just as much as they do each other#i'm just. saying things.#but i do think that both of them would realize and both of them would try to rectify it#in the most convoluted ways so they don't have to say 'i care about you. it's never been one or the other.'#like the moment mind saw bandages that HE didn't put there he would probably make a new hole in the drywall he would be that upset#(hyperbole but still)#and soul wouldn't know what he was feeling. but he would know it was bad. he would know he didn't want heart to be upset.#he would know he wanted to hear heart again. you know?#he would seek heart out and they would go on a walk. or he would make sure he was there to stop heart from relapsing again.#anywayy............................. i need to make a post abt this i rambled way too much :pensive:#twig.txt#brainrot.png
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got love stuck part 3 please i’m begging it’s so good i need it
out of the woods I ln4
pairing: lando norris x reader, exbf! mason mount x reader summary: in which lando has to communicate his insecurities but is he too late? notes: ask and you shall receive, this one took a while cause I had it all written out then I hated it and started over😇but this is the last part!! i loved making this thank u for being so supportive considering part one was my first ever post!! now send some requests hehe part one, part two, masterlist

lando i fucked up, its too late
danny ric what do you mean its too late?
lando i texted her and no response she went to dinner with mason tonight they're probably still together right now
danny ric okay so you're jumping into conclusions AGAIN you have to have some faith in her mate and stop assuming the worst
lando she was with her ex after our breakup what am I suppose to do?
danny ric communicate, you muppet you can't just give up after one try
lando okay okay you're right, i was overthinking im booking the next flight to london
danny ric um i was thinking maybe a phone call?
lando too late, already booked it
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dailymail Trouble in paradise? Singer Y/n Y/l/n and F1 driver Lando Norris reunited in London today. Onlookers claim the two were having a heated conversation about their relationship and it is unclear whether the two are currently together or not. Was this argument result of Y/l/n's infidelity? The singer was spotted twice within this month with ex boyfriend, Mason Mount. Read more on the singer's relationship timeline with Mount and Norris in our article linked in the bio.
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user yes lets just make assumptions that y/n is a cheater based on nothing🙄
user if lando took her back ill be so mad. shes so toxic
user you have no idea what shes like in real life? you're just basing your opinion on some stupid tabloid that constantly spreads misinformation on her
user WAR IS OVER (THEYRE STILL TOGETHER IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS).
user YUP Y/N AND LANDO DEFENDER TIL I DIE user SAME IM CONVINCED SHE NEVER CHEATED IDC IDC
user this doesn't even look like a heated argument to me?? y'all be doing too much
user please let this be just a friendly conversation and her and mason got back together☹️
user its been a year, I think its time to move on from that relationship user yup!! shes clearly moved on y'all need to do it too user her relationship with lando has been messy from the start, she never had to deal with this drama with mason that's all im sayin
user this page is obsessed with y/n!! leave my girl aloneeee
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yourusername out of the woods out now.
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selenagomez on repeat already💙 liked by yourusername
user WAIT WHOS THE GUY IN THE LAST SLIDE
user HAS TO BE LANDO user praying its mase but I have a feeling its lando☹️
user the way these lyrics can apply to both mason or lando so we have no clue who its about🧍♀️
user and they both liked aghhhh!!!!
danielricciardo amazing song, so so proud liked by yourusername
francisca.cgomes can't stop listening im obsessed😍 liked by yourusername
user okay danny and the wags are all commenting this is a good sign for us lando and y/n defenders
alexandrasaintmleux you're so talented I love it!! liked by yourusername
user y/n dropping this after being seen with lando again, I think its time for us mason defenders to retire :(
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landonorris want you for worse or for better, would wait forever and ever tagged yourusername
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user YES WE CAN FINALLY SAY WAR IS OVER
user I KNEW IT YES
yourusername and that's how it works💙
user these are definitely song lyrics AHHHH user landos listened to the new album omfsgnks user new album is gonna be mix of love and breakup songs with the drama methinks
user MOM AND DAD ARE DONE FIGHTING
maxfewtrell sap
user careful lando, once a cheater always a cheater
user where is the proof of her cheating?? there literally is none user they literally broke up after she was seen with mason user give up this narrative already!! her and lando are clearly happy together so who cares
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yourusername these past few weeks have felt like a crazy, emotional train wreck but there's nobody else I would've rather done it with than my best friend and lover💙 i usually never address anything like this but there are somethings that aren't easy to shake off especially when it comes to my relationship and my loyalty being questioned. there has never been somebody who has been so perfect for me and i would never trade this love for anybody elses. i could go on and on about it but i find it easier to communicate through music.
my new album is out tonight at midnight, it is a collection of songs written from last year to now. interpret the songs as you like but just know there is only one person im in love with right now.
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user OMFG WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
user she just nicely told all mason x y/n supporters to stfu
user not only that but she beat the cheater allegations🙏
user THIS IS SO CUTE WHAT
user "would never trade this love for anybody elses" IMCRYIN
landonorris love you so so much, dont know what I would do without you
yourusername lan love u more🥹 user AWWW user nobody can be a mason x y/n fan after this cause they are too cute
landonorris this album is amazing, im so incredibly proud of you and everything you've been through liked by yourusername
carlossainz55 very excited for this one liked by yourusername
masonmount this was very well said, congrats on the new album!! liked by yourusername
user OMG? user in their besties era omdfsnkln user I knew they were just friends through all this!!!
user okay officially retiring the mason x y/n agenda..it was a good run
user def the end of an era but our girl is happy🫶
user now that the drama is over can we focus on how good this album is gonna be
user fr the drought is officially over
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yourusername the love for my new album has been insane, thank you guys so much!! so many records broken just on the first day of the release and i couldn't have done it without you guys💙
now it is time to hibernate for a little bit and spend some much needed time off with my loved ones so this is a lil goodbye... for now!
see ya later
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user NO COME BACK
user gave us some lando content before dipping, thank u mother
user she took 'I know places we won't be found' to a whole different level because nobody can find out where theyre vacationing
user good!! they need some privacy after this messy drama
landonorris got you all to myself now
maxfewtrell gross yourusername perv
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user but will we see you at the paddock next season🥹
yourusername ofc!! catch me rooting for my babyyy
user what a crazy era. hopefully well get some performances and lando supporting after this break
landonorris will be front row at every show user wag and rockstar's bf. try not to say parents challenge omg user can't wait for the content of them supporting each other at races and concerts ahhh
yourbff pls dont make me an auntie soon im too young
yourusername okay im officially logging off.
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Chapter 17 foreshadowing/why I think Fushiguro Megumi might be in love with Itadori Yuuji
I've never understood the reason why Gege will add that line of Todo (i mean the special mention of the "it can be a guy")

The idea could've been perfectly understood even if the line wasn't added, but Gege purposefully sat on their desk and decided to draw this panel and add that specific line.
This means opening the possibility of Megumi liking guys, right?
I might be overthinking this, but text and dialogs are super important in mangas. Practically everything that it's said has (or should have) a purpose .
Dialogue scenes move the story forward, for instance, by giving important information about the characters, their relationships, the milieu, and the evolving events; they can also build suspense and reorientate the narrative.
So why then adding this?

We've seen several times that Fushiguro often thought of Itadori as a kind person—even since the beginning.

(It's literally Itadori being described)
If we go back some chapters, we can easily notice this is how Itadori is first introduced in the Manga: as a compassionate person, a good person with the intent of helping others.
In fact, Compassion its a highlighted feature Itadori has always showed through the entire series.

Even at Sukuna's final moment, he shows himself compassionate offering help to him.
Many had thought Itadori fits that description of Megumi, and now I'll explain why I think this is a possibility.


We know the relationship between them its centric in the story —it practically started because Megumi decided he wanted to save Yuuji.

We've see them caring for each other over and over again, many decisions they take are influenced by the thought of benefiting/trying to help the other.
And then we got Itadori really trying hard for an entire arc to save Fushiguro, and when the opportunity comes, he tells him it's okay if he doesn't want to live anymore, but at the same time addmiting he will miss him if he goes.
This scales to the point its practically the love they hold for each other that helps to completely defeat Sukuna


I would also like to add this panel and why I think Fushiguro was projecting himself with the desire of his sister being with someone like Itadori.

The line is Fushiguro stating he wanted his sister —a person we know he LOVES and thinks very highly of— to be with someone as good as Itadori.
He thinks very highly of the two of them.
Theyre both good persons so they deserve each other?
Therefore, he projects himself that way:
He might think it's Tsumiki who deserves to be with Yuuji because she was good, and Yuuji is good too, so logically they deserve each other, right?
He loves Yuuji, but he might not be worth his love because it was him who introduced Yuuji into the jujutsu world (a painful life full of lost and worries).
But maybe someone else might be worth, maybe his sister.
This is how he imagine a perfect peaceful life, he's trasmitng and projecting his desires.
It's not her who wants to be with Yuuji. It's you.
So gathering all the pieces together gives us the big picture, and Megumi's words might feel more like a foreshadowing of their relationship rather than simple words for introducing Todo in the Manga (tho it works in both ways). The response Megumi gives open the possibility for such feelings between the two of them.
So basically, everything we saw to this point that involves the two of them has been development and profundization in their relationship for this last punchline we got of Megumi realizing that he wants to keep trying because its worth living out of love

After all, love IS a centric theme in the story. It's mentioned several times along the series. Gojo describes it as the worst curse, Itadori thinks Sukuna acts that way because of the lack of it. And if we add this new layer, Megumi thinks its woth living out of it.
Ultimately, what's going on between them is inherently love— aside if it's or not romantic
I can't fully explain my ideas cause i can't put them in orden, sorry :/
This is just my opinion btw 🤷♀️ also there's only 3 chapters left so I might end up as a big fucking clown 🤡 literally anything could happen but we'll see
Anyway, tell me your thoughts on this 👇
#jujustu kaisen#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#itadori x fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga#or is just me overthinking#jjk#as long as Yuji doesn't end up with a 0 chemistry out of nowhere wife and two kids#cause what he has with Megumi is just beautiful#and if they dont end up together it'd be a completely waste#sir they're in love
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Yandere delinquent x gn! Tutor reader x new! Yandere popular student
Yandere delinquent part 2!

(Since u guys liked part 1! With 30+ plus likes ty.)
What should i name yandere delinquent? Send the names in the comments :))
Possessive guy with puppy energy who gets jealous of another popular student you’re tutoring… >:( also new yandere character
Tw. Curse words. :))
Yandere delinquent- who was ecstatic when you told him to go to a local library for the session instead of his house! “…my first date! Heheh!”
Yandere delinquent- who dreamt multiple scenarios the night before the “date”
“…Then our hands bump against each other when they explain!” He kicked his feet in the air like a school girl while imagining those sweet lewd scenarios at the library… “hehehe! Soooo excited to see them again…”
Yandere delinquent- who wears a much nicer shirt than the last session at his house. “Hopefully they praise me… hehhe” with a goofy smile.
Yandere delinquent- who feels his heart dropping when he sees a popular student sitting beside you at the library- “who- …who’s that?”
Yandere delinquent- who feels like snapping the pen in his hand as he stares at the popular student rubbing their shoulder against yours as a way to “see the answer closer!” While deviously smirking at him. Stop going close to them you asshole
Yandere delinquent- who feels himself ready to stab the popular student when you smile at them when they get the answer right. why the fuck are they praising them… not me!
Yandere delinquent- who keeps asking questions to get your attention on him instead of that mf- “i don’t get this… help please?” With a pout to make you feel bad about not paying attention to him.
Yandere delinquent- who smirks at the popular student as you explain the question to him. I win you mf-
Yandere delinquent- who blushes when you flick his forehead to gain his attention on the questions! “…right sorry haha…” they’re so cute when theyre mad-
Yandere delinquent- who answers the math problems faster so that he could ask you questions about the next one. Fuck it i’ll answer randomly-
Yandere delinquent- who feels his heart fall to the ground when you laugh at the popular student’s joke. …they look good together with the saddest pout.
Yandere delinquent- who quickly says the corniest joke ever just so that you’d laugh at him instead “what do you call a pig that does karate? Pork-chop! Get it? Haha…” gosh that was the worst joke ever- why did you- UGHHHH
Yandere delinquent- who has a slight smile when you chuckle at his corny joke. At least they laughed… right?
Yandere delinquent- who doesn’t notice the time and its the end of the session. He offers to walk you home but the popular student asks at the same time “can i walk you home-“ “mind if i walk you home-“
Yandere delinquent- who stares deeply at the popular student who also stares deeply at him. Go away!
Yandere delinquent and the popular student both look at you.
Who will you choose?
An: btw the yandere popular student is out now!!
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