#they’re trashed

[giisip]

Team blue getting crunk at Korra and Vi’s house party.

[sunshines-child]

antinous and the suitors are so fucking stupid could they not have sat together, connected their braincells, and realized that maybe if they treated penelope with respect and acted as another father figure to telemachus they’d have a much more likely chance of winning her favor.

[lovepink4everr]

twins

[detrietus]

don’t threaten him with a good time

[aria-greenhoodie]

I fucking HATE them.

Click for Quality!

[battii-art]

Eepy,, so eepy,, after all that candy,,,

[houseswife]

house: this has absolutely nothing to do with wilson

also house: [brings up wilson unprompted] [spends 95% of the session either talking about wilson or deliberately avoiding talking about wilson] [literally admits it’s about wilson]

[aanthonyvb]

On a night walk from a long-delayed visit to the theatre, Utterson mentions he never learned to dance properly. Jekyll, of course, takes it on himself to help his lawyer.

[dyerink]

they’re always gossiping!

[itsnotmourn]

and then he throws cheese on her

hyaku belongs to @jacenotjason heheh

[bxriles]

I’m sure that this is not a hot take and that a lot of people feel the same way but like…

The question “does it have spice?!🌶️🔥” makes me want to jump off a cliff. I’m out here looking for gothic book recommendations on Reddit, tumblr, and goodreads and WHY is this the first question so many people ask 😭

Look, I love erotica as much as the next person but come on. There have got to be other things that matter when recommending books or choosing to pick one up, my GOD.

[lovepink4everr]

dennis/dee + hands

[elainsgirl]

”elriels can’t take a joke 🤓”

No. We’re just mature enough to understand jokes about infertility, misogyny & transphobia arent funny. Especially as its relatable to real life issues.

And the joke is plain stupid. it shows that once again, gwynriels either have selective reading comprehension or aren’t mature/old enough to comprehend these books.

Rhys would never laugh or be happy that Azriel and Elain can’t have children. Especially, as he was in that same position. Not suprised this joke came from the same people that twist Rhysand’s character around. Azriel would never tell Elain that she can’t be with him due to not having children. This same man literally fell in love with her knowing they wouldn’t be able to have children. Yet he still wanted her.

And the most ignorant thing of all: We already have the solution to this problem. Nesta has the knowledge to change anatomy. The cauldron isn’t going anywhere. Its a moot, ridiculous point.

The joke is only funny if you’re ignorant & naive. “Its not that deep. These are fictional characters 🤓” - be grateful at the privilege you have for this to be unrelatable and just a superficial joke to you.

And you know whats the cherry on top? The people that laughed at this joke and made fun of elriels for calling it out - currently are running their own “offical” elain week, running around lying about how much they love Elain. They don’t gaf about Elain and this proves it. 🤷‍♀️

[thisisallthehattersfault]

I’m having Omegaverse One Piece thoughts again

Luffy in a rut has the most insane patrolling instinct he needs to search Every Inch Of This Ship Now Right Now and he’s sprinting around the Sunny one day and practically fucking Teleports into Usopp’s workshop and Tackles him chuffing and nuzzling and grooming him because! Friend!! PackCrewLove!!! And Usopp is like How and Where Did You Come From and I Didn’t Even Hear You Come In Seriously How

But then Usopp is laughing too hard to keep complaining because Luffy is nuzzling him so aggressively they have fully tipped over onto the floor. Through his giggles Usopp (beta) tries to scold Luffy that he’s gonna put Usopp in a rut! Knock it off!! But he’s already nuzzling back so Does He Really Care? Checkmate.

They end up doing that aggressive-scenting-nuzzling-grooming I-can-be-more-affectionate-than-you-can-jackass kind of play fighting and roll across the floor laughing and making happy noises and smooshing their faces against each other and then yes, Usopp Does enter a pseudo-Rut and end up joining Luffy in his deranged insane hyperactive patrolling

Smash cut to Nami standing at the helm staring into the middle distance with the most exhausted look on her face as these two idiots with the zoomies sprint back and forth past her at Mach Fuck

[e-vay]

My Amy statue by First4Figures finally arrived and she is STUNNING!!! 🤩💖 And she’s even bigger than Sonic! My heart is pounding like somebody’s taking a Piko Piko hammer to it

And of course I had to make them kiss 😏💖💙

[immortal-raine]

You got ORV fans vs TCF fans, and you say “who is more insane” and then LOTM Fan’s walk into the room…

“This might be blood bath” you think.

But no…

They’re Making Friendship Bracelets…

THEY’RE FORMING A UNION

NO ONE WILL SURVIVE