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bxriles · 6 months ago

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I’m sure that this is not a hot take and that a lot of people feel the same way but like…

The question “does it have spice?!🌶️🔥” makes me want to jump off a cliff. I’m out here looking for gothic book recommendations on Reddit, tumblr, and goodreads and WHY is this the first question so many people ask 😭

Look, I love erotica as much as the next person but come on. There have got to be other things that matter when recommending books or choosing to pick one up, my GOD.

#am I just old?#like am I being unreasonable?#I don’t want to blame booktok for this but I’m dying over here #and romance and spice are two different things #a lot of these spicy books are just straight up trash but people tout them as amazing romances #like excuse me?#if they’re having nasty sex within 50 pages it’s not romance #it’s not love at first sight either #it’s lust #Christ I just wanted a gothic book for fall and after I’ve been in a reading slump after finishing the shepherd king duology #don’t fucking recommend me haunting Adeline good GOD #anyway #if someone has a solid gothic recommendation pls send it my way #otherwise I’ll be forced to read Jane Eyre or Wuthering Heights and I am more of an Austen girlie than a Brontë girlie #sorry grandma pls don’t haunt me from the afterlife for that #booktok cringe #anti booktok #I don’t even know how to tag this bc I’m not even anti booktok #book recommendations #book recs #someone help me #personal #rant #half the time the spice isn’t even good #I get better smut from fanfiction #I need to clarify that I don’t care if you like spicy books #go off girly pop #but I am BEGGING for a modicum of self reflection #spice should not be the only reason you’re reading a book 100% of the time holy fuck

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gayleafpool · 4 months ago

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arcane is lowkey funny for killing all three of its canonically suicidal characters

#LIKE EXCUSE ME?#i knowwwww there’s a chance they’re not dead but STILL LMFAOOOO #arcane #arcane spoilers

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loversinmalta · 28 days ago

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How Buck gonna put all that energy into chasing down that flour for some loaves but can't chase down his sexy hunky firefighter pilot beast of a man.

Could not be me. I'd be runnin to that man.

#bucktommy #tommy kinard #evan buckley #like excuse me?

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space-blue · 9 months ago

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I thought master Sol was the hottest man in the Acolyte, but Qimir brought his best dishevelled look and vying for that top spot...

#like excuse me?#hottest man in SW perhaps?#And he has serious chances of being the smilo ren villain?#I love his little awkward act #his little double act #qimir #looks hot #acts cute #all he needs now is some good villainous one liners

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gojoest · 1 year ago

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iwaizumi hajime though . . . my biggest hq mental illness of all times

#— ai rambles #like excuse me?#have u seen him??#i do have the right to hate any man that is not him

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sweetestcaptainhughes · 4 months ago

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I’m just gonna leave this here…

#been a minute since I did this segment but…#tweet of the day #and honestly so true #my brother said what if Canucks lose when we go see #deadass blocked him for the rest of the day #like excuse me?#my best friend blocked me on Twitter because I ate some of her fries #and it took A YEAR for me convince her to unblock me

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pardonmydelays · 1 year ago

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i've been a huge fan of taylor's music for too many years to count now and being a part of this fandom is one of the greatest choices i've ever made, but honestly? music is one thing, meeting so many wonderful people because of her is another and i could never thank her enough for that 🫶

#this is the best part of being a swiftie #like excuse me?#i found my best friend because of her?#and the whole prison gang?#her music is amazing and comforting for all of us in so many ways #but all those people #this is everything to me #happy birthday taylor swift and thank you for everything #🫶#i say whatever and whatever that i want*

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therootednomad · 1 year ago

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#was on a call with this man today who's got 10 years on me #somehow he ended up asking me if I’d been In relationships before and I was straight up about it #then I ask bim the same and he proceeds to tell me of all the haram he’d get up to but is now looking for something serious #so I’m like idk why you needed to tell me all that but okay…#do you know what he said next????? that my voice sounds like I have a sexy body #!!!!!!#and he kept asking for my weight and body proportions 🤢#I don’t understand wtf runs thru mens heads sometimes #but my stomach was churning #such a shame coz the convo was going good and we were talking for 1.5hrs and he also had a French accent which was attractive #but ofc he just had to ruin it 🥲#and also not to mention I was on speakers and his friend was in the background FILLING in words for him in the conversation #like excuse me?#you'd think 32+ years would be more respectful and serious but nope #sigh #I think I’m better off marrying a potato at this rate

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hallowedgoddess · 10 months ago

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was someone gonna tell me that "hits different" originated from dnp according to Wikipedia?

#like excuse me?#we did that?#also im doing research for work and didn't expect the dnp jumpscare #dan and phil #dnp

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r3starttt · 8 months ago

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dina HITS UGH 😩

REAL 🗣️

Me when I saw it was u UHHHH?!

#aouiaa? noticing my most lame Dina work? and liking it?#like EXCUSE ME?#but real #moots ꒰͡ ͜ Ï ͜ ͡꒱ .｡₀:*ﾟ #ren core ♡‧₊˚#ren answers ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

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thaidakar-is-hot · 1 year ago

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Anyone ever stop to realize that Sabellion is the father of all those dragons that we toted to Birthing Pools or whatever?

Dude Fucks. Though I think it's a mixture between him and one other male dragon; genetics are p important and the Black Dragons are smart enough to realize this. Three females for sure contributed to the nest. I like to think Osoria is Sabellions favorite and who he'd choose as Prime Consort, had he risen to the title of Aspect.

"Ah, Wrathion. As a member of my army, I order you to contribute to the survival of our species. There are plenty of beautiful females to choose from." "I find it amusing you are giving them up as if they do not have a choice in the matter, and also: No."

"Give up this "attracted to males." fancy! The survival of our species supercedes it!"

I don't think that Sabellion is homophobic more that he's like "Listen, you just need to fuck a woman ONCE and make some babies." and Wrathion is like. "Can u not."

#ramblings #Warcraft #Wrathion #Sabellion #He actually talks to Wrathion this way IN FRONT of Kale who finds it amusing but also very annoying #to the point that Kale does indeed threaten Sabellion when he interrupts some quality time #Like just...leave my gay dudes alone #Sabellion you fuck enough and Ebyssian will fuck enough it's fine #Let Wrathion be gay #also Wrathion is #number one feminist #and would not like someone going "Oh take any of these women for your bedmate #like excuse me?

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 1 year ago

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ok this is getting ridiculous ive literally gotten five ssrs on geto’s banner and NONE of them have been him wtf does this man have against me 😭😭

#LIKE EXCUSE ME?#is he sentient??? is he rejecting me bc he thinks im a monkey????????#genuinely sick and twisted im fr kind of upset #first i got todo then maki then megumi then nobara and now i got panda 😔😔 save me from this agony.#ari’s phantom parade adventures ✩

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hoforwonho · 2 years ago

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#ex-sister in law was on her phone texting her boyfriend - ignoring her child #I started playing with my niece - ex sister in law is being a bit annoying but whatever #and I swear to god when I was like hey you know you can join in and play too #she goes 'home girl I was with her all day'#I nearly lost it #'home girl I was with her all day' - ma'am that's your child #like excuse me?#i'm MAD mad #addy.txt

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bruciemilf · 5 months ago

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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18 #like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like #‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman #dc #text #text post

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cataclysmiceuphemism · 16 days ago

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also noteworthy that mike tells micky to knock off the bit with davy because he's making davy nervous

why was Micky all over all of his roommates in Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Biting Mike

His overly-friendly director persona calling Davy 'baby' and instructing Davy's horse riding with 'ride him low and give him a little whip in the side'

Using Peter's legs as a pillow while they...make sandcastles?

#like excuse me?

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 3 months ago

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