#someone help me

[rainbowgod666]

Its supposed to be my blog's main gimmick, which is "hey everyone wanna see my brain? (Proceeds to make homestuck but with every fandom at once)" and then some

Im talking shit that would require a few Journey To The Wests worth of text to explain, and it would need to be written better than anything tolkien could ever do

B u t i dont have any real experience in writing

Also human lives KINDA dont last a billion or so years? Yeah im very limited in time and i gotta either learn how to do like a splixonian OR teach people to play videogames in my stead

Yeet

Child of the land.

[staarjeelly]

i have so much beef w the httyd live action now that we've finally been able to see the trailer. someone PLEASE give me an excuse to talk about it because i might do it regardless. and someone tell me i'm not the only one.

let us haters rejoice together

[spacestationvampire]

it doesn't make sense but it'd be funny if it happened

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

john WHAT is that low quality picture you posted of the tfios poster WHAT the hell

Not sure how many times I have to explain to y'all that I am an old.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be the social media intern for a coffee company donates its profit to charity when you are FORTY-SIX YEARS OLD?!

When I learned how to use the Internet, it was made out of green letters on a black screen. I don't know how to make memes!

I don't know how to gif!

I don't know how to upload high-res jpgs to tumblr when I'm on a flight from Portland to Minneapolis and the Internet on the plane sucks!

I don't know what I'm doing. I'm literally just trying to stay alive and sell coffee.

[soukokumychildren]

Wha-

What why did

why did... What why

whyh whahth

HWAThA

WHAT

HELP I FORGOT I MADE THIS LAST YEAR

[angstflavoured]

oh. my god.

[ladymacbeth-writes-sometimes]

ARMS.

Like imagine being pinned down by those arms when he’s all tense and his muscles are flexing like that.

[scutesketch]

*sigh*… I got dragged into the show by the gay ass purple fairy

I know he dragged you down too 🫵

[takohebi]

SO, AZUL'S IN JAMIL'S DREAM HUH? :3c

[melonalemonade]

might have fallen into a little buckingham brainrot 😵‍💫

[fallevs]

colin "my wife" bridgerton

(inspo)

[sarejima]

Yashiro scribbles I did while brain fried

Was doing chem worksheet(yes I decided to download it onto my ipad to complete dont question me) and temporarily lost control of my sanity.

[funtheysaid]

iwtv brainrot is at an all-time high, i fear

[iluliluu]

me, sitting in front of my laptop and shaking violently

i wanna write i don't wanna write but i wanna write but i really don't wanna

[grimeonadime]

Upgrades people! Upgrades!

[ladymacbeth-writes-sometimes]

He could kidnap me and I’d thank him