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Not a single kromer in sight
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ok but i've had this in my head for a while: What about Spamton finding a plush Spamton in the trash by accident?? He would be so confused at first but he would adopt it immediately and dress him up and call him big shot jr. He would bring him everywhere like a luck charm. And everybody is so confused as to where the hell did he get it
yes i was thinking something like that. big shot spamton could have had his own plush merch in past, so one day spamton found one, abandoned and worn out.
he took plushton because plush reminded him of his past as a successful salesman. but sometimes he sees his own failures in plush and then he just takes out his frustrations and aggression on it, but after that he feels regret. these two have a very ambiguous "relationships"
big shot plushies!!
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just take this business card and go
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Watching Jason mamoa and Jack black sixty-nine midair on the big screen was not on my bucket list
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I love this guy already
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What hair dye brand is that? I’m looking to re-colour and you’re looking flashy!
freaking liar
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spamton and jevil swapped?? wowie zowie what a turn of events!!
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💖 I coloured in the page in my sketchbook of motherly Spamton! 💖
⊹₊⋆☁︎⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆☁︎⋆₊ ⊹ ⊹₊⋆☁︎⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆☁︎⋆₊ ⊹ ⊹₊⋆☁︎⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆☁︎⋆₊ ⊹ ⊹₊⋆☁︎⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎
⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂☆ ⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂☆ ⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂☆ ⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂☆
I had so much fun making this as pretty and adorable as I possibly could lol It makes me feel all fuzzy inside to imagine how Spamton putting aside his worries and necessities to look after his little Spamlings.
He would bring them the best scraps of food he could find, even if that meant he goes hungry for the night. I imagine the nest looks beautiful to Spamton but in reality it looks like how a pigeon makes a nest but it’s the best he can do and he’s so proud of himself 😭
I take really good care of my Spamton plushie and take him with me on holidays. I’ve also just bought a ton of outfits for him that I can’t wait to style him up in!
⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂☆ ⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂☆ ⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂☆ ⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ ⠂⠄⠄⠂☆
Goodnight Splamtoing, sweet dreams of Kromer 💸😴
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... I can't 🥺
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